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A Tribute To The Brunching Shuttlecocks [Title text: Musician's Hierarchy #1: Rock Musicians] / [Single panel with five circles, marked 'Singers', 'Guitarists, 'Bassists', 'Keyboard Players', and 'Drummers'; Floating text indicates that an arrow means 'Look down on'; Arrows are as follows: each circle has an arrow leading to 'Drummers' and...
My Apologies To Both Of You H: It's been two consecutive weeks of late updates... / H: ... and Wayne is thinking about changing it all to Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. / [H looks to his left] / H: Of course, that way he'd end up with Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays.
The Music Industry Is Dead H: I have no idea where the hell Wayne is. / H: If he were here he might have something to say about the internet release of the new Nine Inch Nails album 'Ghosts'. / [H looks to his left] / H: Maybe he's off somewhere listening to it.
People Keep Asking What It's Like Wayne: Today was the worst busking experience yet when it comes to money. / Wayne: But yesterday was the best so far. / [Wayne stares at his shoes] / Wayne: It's like that.
A Bit Like Keynes Chicken: You realise this busking thing is the ideal chance to test your theory about masturbation and performance. / Chicken: You already keep copious records of how well each busking session went. / Chicken: You just need to add a little more data and you'll soon find out if there's a connection...
 
I Am Feeling Bad About This Wayne: A while back I drew a cartoon about a review of my demo by Gareth Vile. / Wayne: In it I cast doubt on whether or not this was actually his real name. / Wayne: It turns out it is, and I owe Mr Vile a profuse apology. / Wayne: You too. / Chicken: Sorry.
Oops I Did It Again H: Wayne would like to apologise... / H: For yet another cliched silent third panel type cartoon. / [H looks to his left] / H: Meh.
Elixir Strings Wayne: I'm so glad I went out and bought special expensive Elixir strings on Wednesday. / Wayne: Then broke the A and G strings while busking on Thursday. / Chicken: I hear they last twice as long as normal strings... / Wayne: Yeah. Except in practice.
Who Will Think Of Them? H: Wayne cannot be here today. / [H looks to his left] / H: He is very busy thinking about kittens. / H: Very busy.
Hoiks! [Title text - Great Gigs I Have Been To #4: (The) Capelilos, Soundbites at the Abbey Tavern, 18th March 2008] / Wayne: After the gig lead Capelilo Daf tried to get me to give him some constructive criticism, but I really couldn't think of anything. They were great. / [Comic links to http://www.myspace.com/capelilos...
 
It Might Work H: Wayne cannot be here today... / H: He is busy preparing for the Uk Webcomix thing tomorrow. / H: This mainly involves drinking aggressive quantities of wine and swearing a lot... / [H stares forward]
I Picked Up My Pencil [Wayne stares blankly, his eyes little spirals throughout] / Chicken: Wayne is still a bit overwhelmed from his first experience of the Uk Webcomix Thing. / Chicken: There's so much great stuff out there in the UK web comics world. / Chicken: His eyes have turned into these little spirals of jealousy. / Wayne:...
A Clarinet Just Knows... Wayne: So my aunt lent me her old alto sax to fool around with. / Wayne: And suddenly my clarinet sounds god awful. I think it knows. / Chicken: So it's not because you've been playing sax instead when you could have been playing clarinet. / Wayne: No. My clarinet just knows...
Me Neither H: Wayne cannot be here today... / [H looks left] / [H looks right] / H: Actually I don't know where he is.
A Slightly More Subtle Tribute To Silence In The Darkness On Q16 H: Bah. / [H stares] / [H looks left] / [H stares]
 
Gone Fishing Wayne: I'm increasingly concerned that everything I am doing is crap. / Wayne: Such crap that people are too embarrassed to tell me. / Chicken: This actually sounds pretty healthy to me. / Wayne: Thanks. / Chicken: Insightful also.
But It Was Friday Last Week H: Wayne appears to be labouring under a misapprehension. / [H looks left] / H: Apparently this comic does not actually write itself... / [H stares]
I Really Am H: Wayne is really looking forward to the gig at the Blag club on Wednesday. / [H looks left] / [H stares] / [H looks heavenward]
Last Thing On My Mind H: Wayne cannot be here right now. / H: He is in a state of severe shock... / [H looks left] / H: He actually got paid for the gig at the Blag club.
I Like To Think She Hadn't Spoken In Years Wayne: I played a couple of piano gigs at care homes for the elderly this week. / Wayne: "Thank God," yelled one old lady as I finished the first. / Chicken: Tough crowd. / Wayne: It's a lot like the 333, but with more feedback.
 
I Have Been Introduced By Tom Robinson H: Wayne is a bit over excited. / [Wayne runs by in a blur, knocking H out of the way with a 'Whee!'] / H: They played one of his tunes on BBC Radio 6 Music this weekend. / [Wayne runs by in a blur in the other direction, this time upside down and on the ceiling, as H stares up at him]
Material Boy Wayne: I've calmed down now. / Wayne: I am not at all sure that I wish to "irrevocably and unconditionally waive in perpetuity any so called 'moral rights' in respect of the material." / Wayne: Especially not in a contract that does not specify what the "material" is. / Wayne: What are they going...
Division Of Labour Chicken: You've got to stop shooting yourself in the foot. / Wayne: I know. / Chicken: Seriously. / Chicken: Quite apart from anything else... / Chicken: That's my job. / Wayne: Thanks.
I Blame The Full Moon H: Wayne cannot be here right now... / [H looks left] / H: He is very busy trying to think of an excuse. / [H looks heavenward]
It Isn't That The Dog Dances Well Chicken: So how's the busking going? / Wayne: Just fine. / Wayne: I lost all my bookings this week due to problems with the database. / Chicken: Is this the one where the login screen does not star out your password? / Wayne: That's the one, yes.
 
I'd Rather Go Blind Chicken: So how's the love life? / Wayne: Don't ask. / Wayne: Put it this way. / Wayne: I'll be really pissed off if I end up getting prostate cancer. / [Comic links to http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3942]
They Make Bags Or Something Wayne: Louis Vuitton are suing an artist called Nadia Plesner over her campaign to raise awareness of the genocide in Darfur. / Wayne: Apparently she used an image of a bag that looks a bit like one of theirs. / Wayne: So that's another company I'll never buy from. / Chicken: Uh... / Chicken: You have...
The Internet Is Also Just A Stunt Wayne: Radiohead's Thom Yorke has said they won't repeat the 'choose your own price' mp3 download thing. / Wayne: "It wouldn't have the same significance," he said. "It was a one-off." / Chicken: This also changes the significance of the original act. / Wayne: Do they think Bittorrent is a 'stunt' too? / Chicken:...
It Is A Silly Game H: Wayne cannot be here right now... / H: He is far too busy playing 'Improbable Island'. / [H looks to his left] / H: That or he's gone into some kind of clicky coma. / [Comic links to http://www.improbableisland.com/ ]
How Improbable [H looks to his left] / [H looks to his left] / [H looks to his left] / H: Nope. Still clicking... / [Comic links to http://www.improbableisland.com/ ]
 

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