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| thistle salad - 000000 - widows walk (cover) | [[Gloria Lessing spies on a scene from the last days of EMPIRE. The women she is watching are a defensive looking blonde holding a baby and a darker woman being flanked by dressmakers as she is fitted into a fancy ballgown. The hint of a dragon tattoo is just visible on her neck and shoulder.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000000.htm |
| thistle salad - 000001 - the broken thread (cover) | [[A young woman, carring a dove handled sword, examines a wall of missing persons posters. At her feet is a White Cat {{possibly THE White Cat}}]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000001.htm |
| thistle salad - 000002 - introducing julian delmar | [[Julian Delmar asleep in bed. Three (maybe four) shadow people are nearby in her dreams- one of them is a girl who appears to be exploding?...]] / Please listen.
/ I need to tell you
/ I had this dream too.
/ Listen.
/ This isn't the way it will happen
/ I need to tell you
/ that we will meet again -
/ Please,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000002.htm |
| thistle salad - 000003 - introducing julian delmar | [[Julian Delmar is startled awake and sits up in bed. In the background is a girl with blonde hair (Medea) that is holding a pair of scissors in the air.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000003.htm |
| thistle salad - 000004 - introducing julian delmar | Medea: bad dreams, huh?
/ Julian Delmar: Yeah, and it's always the same-- / Julian Delmar: Wait. What are you doing up in the middle of the night?
/ [[Medea looks aghast.]] / Medea: Jules! shh!
/ Emily Brown: Back to bed, blondie, or I put you in traction.
/ Julian Delmar: Why won't you two grow up? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000004.htm |
| thistle salad - 000005 - john rask eats bugs | John Rask: Ah! The lioness returns from the hunt. And what rare delicacies will be feasting on tonight, Lattimer?
/ Cybil Lattimer: L'chnok {{grubs}} / John Rask: [[swearing]] You know, when I left the village I swore I would never eat those disgusting things again. / Cybil Lattimer: Protien's protien,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000005.htm |
| thistle salad - 000006 - john rask eats bugs | John Rask: Don't look at me like that. I'm not going to enjoy this experience either. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000006.htm |
| thistle salad - 000007 - | [[Person in army-style red and gold jacket and broad-brimmed black hat in foreground holding a pistol and talking into a phone. Behind are grey and white double elevator doors with a drawing of a winged figure with a bowed head and folded hands.]]
/ Assassin: Hey, sweetie, it's me. You can tell the... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000007.htm |
| thistle salad - 000008 - | [[The assassin looks on in terror as an enormous horned bone-dog-monster thrusts itself through the doors and into the elevator.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000008.htm |
| thistle salad - 000009 - introducing mark darnell | [[Mark reaching out to touch a plant that is going brown around the edges.]]
/ Mark Darnell: Lydia, your plant here doesn't look too good.
/ Lydia Adler: I know! Nothing I do pleases it. I think it just lacks the will to live. / Mark Darnell: Nice apartment, though. / Lydia Adler: Thanks, Mark. Certainly... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000009.htm |
| thistle salad - 000010 - introducing mark darnell | [[Mark is lounging on Lydia's couch.]]
/ Lydia Adler: I shouldn't be teasing you. Look, I'm really grateful that you agreed to help--
/ Mark Darnell: Hey, no problem. I figure your taxes should be easy, since you've no income.
/ Lydia Adler: I'll go get my files, smartass. Hey, Mark, would you like some... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000010.htm |
| thistle salad - 000011 - introducing mark darnell | [[the atmosphere is suddenly subdued]]
/ Mark Darnell: I thought there was nothing left. / Lydia Adler: I know. I found that a week ago mixed in with my old school stuff. / Lydia Adler: If you want a copy I could- / Mark Darnell: Nah. Better not. / Lydia Adler: [[rushes off]] [[swearing]]! The tea.
/ Mark... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000011.htm |
| thistle salad - 000012 - introducing mark darnell | [[to plant]]
/ Mark Darnell: What are you looking at? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000012.htm |
| thistle salad - 000013 - a murder of men (prologue) | Doctor: You're sure about this?
/ Tess Miller: Sure I'm sure. I've got my orders don't I? Straight from the top.
/ Doctor: Orders don't mean you know what you're getting into.
/ Tess Miller: That bad?
/ Doctor: Depends how you feel about catatonia. Here's our girl. / [[Shot of EKat, straitjacketed in a... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000013.htm |
| thistle salad - 000014 - introducing anna bloom | [[Anna Bloom, Eliza Rowlock, and Ivan Churney stand in front of a brick wall with an advertisement on it that reads "money can't buy love... but it couldn't hurt. Give {{Diamonds}}"]]
/ Anna Bloom: I hate these ads.
/ Ivan Churney: What? / Anna Bloom: Ivan, they portray women as grasping gold-diggers."
/ Ivan... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000014.htm |
| thistle salad - 000015 - introducing anna bloom | [[Eliza has paused beside a very heavily muralled building. She is glowing slightly-]]
/ Ivan Churney: Miss Eliza, I believe your sister is ready to return home. / [[Eliza turns to him but looks instead into a vision... of herself kneeling over Ivan's prone body, in a pool of blood. Ivan's hand is clenched... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000015.htm |
| thistle salad - 000016 - introducing anna bloom | [[Eliza Rowlock, blushing, frowns at Ivan's back, with an angry cloud over her head.]]
/ Ivan Churney: Rowlock, while I expect this sort of nonsense from your reality-impaired sister, I am not prepared to tolerate both of your descending into escapist fantasies. / [[Ivan walks away and Anna stands next... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000016.htm |
| thistle salad - 000017 - a very silly and inadequate introduction to jess marlowe | [[An appearance by the woman who's pictured in the missing posters. For some reason, she carries a doll under one arm.]]
/ Jess Marlowe: The hell? What, Laura couldn't find a worse picture of me? This makes me look like some frail, helpless twit. Thanks a bunch, sis.
/ Baxter: [[off screen]] Jess, get... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000017.htm |
| thistle salad - 000018 - reunion | [[Medea examines broken fence]]
/ Medea: whoa. / {{Medea introduction}} http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000018.htm |
| thistle salad - 000019 - reunion | [[A woman arrives to patch up the broken fence that Medea is gaping at.]]
/ Medea: So what happened? / Vic Franklin: dunno. Something broke in and raided the stores, I hear. / Vernie Pinkley: Gods, Franklin, who'd you piss off now? What's next, KP?
/ Vic Franklin: Screw you, Pinkley. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000019.htm |
| thistle salad - 000020 - reunion | Medea: Hey, Vernie, can I borrow your jump rope?
/ Vernie Pinkley: Sure, kid. What do you need it-- / [[Medea jumps the fence in a single bound]]
/ Vernie Pinkley: --for--? [[swearing]]! / Vic Franklin: Heard she was some kinda boy wonder back in the city. / [[Vernie just give the other woman a Look]]
/ Vic... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000020.htm |
| thistle salad - 000021 - reunion | [[Medea is in a tree-]] / [[She spots monster girl Kim Banner curled up in another tree--]] / [[-and plows her foot into the back of Kim's head and throws them both to the ground.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000021.htm |
| thistle salad - 000022 - reunion | [[Medea looks on uncertainly at Kim Banner's body sprawled out on the ground, the claws, the ragged remains of a man's blue shirt...]] / [[Kim Banner isn't easily put down- she raises her head with a great display of glittering eyes, sharp teeth and sharper claws.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000022.htm |
| thistle salad - 000023 - reunion | [[monster girl Kim Banner is not happy about being kicked in the head]]
/ Medea: uh-o! / [[Medea executes a flip backwards and out of range of Kim Banner's claws.]]
/ Medea: shouldabroughtaweaponshouldabroughtaweapon {{etc.}} http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000023.htm |
| thistle salad - 000024 - reunion | Medea: Gods, Med, you should know better. Claws that can bust through a chain link fence and you just-- [[Kim Banner creeps up behind her]] / Medea: [[Kim Banner takes one more kick to the head]] --HAVE to take her head on. / Medea: [[standing over Kim Banner's (hopefully!) unconscious body]] And... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000024.htm |
| thistle salad - 000025 - reunion | Medea: No way. No fucking way. ... Kim? / {{Kim Banner introduction}} http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000025.htm |
| thistle salad - 000026 - introducing emma starkadder | [[A woman, Emma Starkadder, is joined at her table by the deeply androgynous Lucy Barrett]]
/ Lucy Barrett: Been a while, hasn't it?
/ [[Emma does not seem happy to see her.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000026.htm |
| thistle salad - 000027 - introducing emma starkadder | [[Lucy Barrett proffers Emma Starkadder a folded piece of paper]]
/ Lucy Barrett: I brought you something. / Emma Starkadder: A divorce?!!
/ Lucy Barrett: Happy birthday, kiddo. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000027.htm |
| thistle salad - 000028 - introducing emma starkadder | Lucy Barrett: Look, kid, I know what happened was-
/ Emma Starkadder: Don't apologise, Barrett. Not unless you really mean it. / Emma Starkadder: This doesn't change anything. / Lucy Barrett: Nah. You're right, Emma. It's an empty gesture designed to win back your trust. Truce? / Emma Starkadder:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000028.htm |
| thistle salad - 000029 - introducing emma starkadder | Emma Starkadder: So, Lucy-- Why do you need me so badly that you'd divorce your husband just to get back on my good side? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000029.htm |
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