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| thistle salad - 000480 - prison planet - prologue | [[Thelma Mitzen has shown up (probably in the afternoon, if it matters), alone, at Haviland Stewart's house.]]
/ Thelma Mitzen: Oh, yes. That's right. I feel so much better now that I know your puppet girlfriend hasn't got a brain.
/ Haviland Stewart: I don't recall ever caring about your feelings. / Thelma... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000480.htm |
| thistle salad - 000481 - prison planet - prologue | [[Thelma Mitzen has shown up (probably in the afternoon, if it matters), alone, at Haviland Stewart's house.]]
/ Thelma Mitzen: That's all you're going to say?
/ Haviland Stewart: Yes. Although- I suppose I could attempt to tactfully point out that a... pleasant interlude does not constitute a committed... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000481.htm |
| thistle salad - 000482 - prison planet - prologue | [[Thelma Mitzen has shown up (probably in the afternoon, if it matters), alone, at Haviland Stewart's house.]]
/ Thelma Mitzen: Look, I don't care- but what about your... your reputation?
/ Haviland Stewart: Actually, I suspect that the reprecussions of being caught with a transient nineteen year old amnesic... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000482.htm |
| thistle salad - 000483 - prison planet - prologue | [[Thelma Mitzen has shown up (probably in the afternoon, if it matters), alone, at Haviland Stewart's house.]]
/ Thelma Mitzen: Anyway, it isn't like you aren't a member of the White City yourself.
/ Haviland Stewart: Ah, but my membership dates from when it was merely an academic organization that facilitated... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000483.htm |
| thistle salad - 000484 - prison planet | [[Mariah leads the way, Albert Dross is carrying the girl he (reluctantly) helped rescue. Apartment building hallway. On the wall behind them is a posted notice that reads "ATTENTION: Dismantling smoke alarms violates your tenant/ lease agreement"]]
/ Albert Dross: It's not that this is a bad idea -... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000484.htm |
| thistle salad - 000485 - armageddon girl | [[In the House of the Dead, Kate Raskolnikov is still arguing with Gwen Zvesti. Gwen is shocked, noticing her arm... has become a hoof.]]
/ Kate Raskolnikov: -Meanwhile, you have to bring in a mortal, when I thought the whole point was that-- / [[Gwen hides her changed arm behind her back]]
/ Gwen Zvesti:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000485.htm |
| thistle salad - 000486 - armageddon girl | [[House of the Dead- Felix Darling and Gwen Zvesti hug]]
/ Felix Darling: The arm's a bit of a clue, Love. We're in trouble.
/ Gwen Zvesti: I know. / Felix Darling: Have you told Kate?
/ Gwen Zvesti: I can't. Not yet. She's going to freak out. You remember that thing with Tom. And this is miles- this... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000486.htm |
| thistle salad - 000487 - armageddon girl | [[House of the Dead - Felix Darling and Gwen Zvesti. Butterflies abound.]]
/ Felix Darling: Is that how much time before you completely lose control over your morphology? Or how much time before They finally tumble to the right girl? They haven't found the girl yet. But you know as well as I do that... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000487.htm |
| thistle salad - 000488 - the green door | [[the battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - Emma Starkadder has made here way over to where Jealousy Hayes is waiting.]]
/ Jealousy Hayes: Well, and it's about time, too.
/ Emma Starkadder: Yeah, seeing as it's you, I had 'em take the scenic route. / [[above them]]
/ Tommy Chase: Oh... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000488.htm |
| thistle salad - 000489 - the green door | [[the battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - Emma Starkadder and Jealousy Hayes are talking. In the foreground, Stephie Shelby and her phantom birds are taking on one of the robots.]]
/ Jealousy Hayes: Oh yeah. Ever since I quit, I've just carried cigarettes with me, hoping someone would... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000489.htm |
| thistle salad - 000490 - the green door | [[Stephie Shelby and her phantom birds take off- behind them are ropes of fire.]] / [[The battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - Emma Starkadder and Jealousy Hayes are talking]]
/ Jealousy Hayes: Why do you even put up with that crap?
/ Emma Starkadder: It's personal. It's nothing.... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000490.htm |
| thistle salad - 000491 - the green door | [[The battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - Emma Starkadder and Jealousy Hayes are talking]]
/ Emma Starkadder: Besides, Miss Barely-There is hardly the worst thing I've failed to report.
/ Jealousy Hayes: Oh, yeah- where is Lee, anyway?
/ Emma Starkadder: I gave him the day off. / Jealousy... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000491.htm |
| thistle salad - 000492 - the green door | {{Mouse Rollover will show you the battle going on in the background.}}
/ [[The battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - Emma Starkadder and Jealousy Hayes are talking. Behind them, Jo Slaughter comes to Todd's rescue...]]
/ Jealousy Hayes: Wait- why are we talking about this again?
/ Emma... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000492.htm |
| thistle salad - 000493 - the green door | [[The battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - Emma Starkadder and Jealousy Hayes are talking. Behind them now is Gold Team: Julian Delmar, David Worth and William Ashby.]]
/ Jealousy Hayes: I hope the little bastards appreciate it.
/ Emma Starkadder: Yeah... I wouldn't hold your breath... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000493.htm |
| thistle salad - 000494 - the green door | [[The battle with the ladybug-bots goes on in the background - the focus is now on Gold Team: Julian Delmar, David Worth and William Ashby.]]
/ William Ashby: Hey, Dave, you happen to know why our little pepper's so sour on love? / Julian Delmar: What I don't get is how you can be so dober about love... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000494.htm |
| thistle salad - 000495 - armageddon girl | [[Police station. Sgt. Steven Delmar is looking at something in his hand - a photograph (of a very, very young Julian and her mother, Trace Flood) - the photograph he took from the morgue earlier.]] / Tess Miller: Steven, I need you to-
/ Steven Delmar: [[shoves the photograph into a pocket]] Sorry,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000495.htm |
| thistle salad - 000496 - armageddon girl/ into the whirlwind | [[Steven Delmar walks down the street, loosening his tie]] / [[His foot hits the ground...]] / [[... and it's the past, and he's stepped on a paintbrush.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000496.htm |
| thistle salad - 000497 - armageddon girl/ into the whirlwind | [[Steven Delmar's flashback: he reaches down to pick up the paintbrush off of the sidewalk]]
/ Steven Delmar: Hey buddy, you lose something? / Steven Delmar: I think I'll give it back, but it's gonna cost you. Cost you a a couple of beers, maybe. At least. / [[The artist is shown only in silhouette]]
/ The... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000497.htm |
| thistle salad - 000498 - armageddon girl/ into the whirlwind | [[Steven Delmar's flashback continues]]
/ The artist: Steven Delmar, Steven Delmar- I was just wondering... Is that still your name when the moons are full and the hunting's good? / Steven Delmar: what? / [[The artist, lighting a cigarette, is no longer simply a silhouette, but is revealed to be Danny... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000498.htm |
| thistle salad - 000499 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Anna Bloom, having taken a beating from the statue thing, supports herself against the headless horseman's skull headed horse, her hands to her head]]
/ Anna Bloom: Not my sister- / Anna Bloom: -not my sister- / Anna Bloom: (screaming and crying) NOT AGAIN!! / Anna Bloom: You BASTARD!!
/ [[Behind... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000499.htm |
| thistle salad - 000500 - anna bloom wakes up | [[The headless horseman charges the animate statue]] / [[Anna Bloom has collapsed. The horseman has gone through the statue and vanished.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000500.htm |
| thistle salad - 000501 - anna bloom wakes up | [[The ghost of Mitzi-Marie Rowlock, Anna Bloom's dead sister, has reappeared.]]
/ Mitzi-Marie Rowlock: Anna, what did you do?
/ Anna Bloom: ow. It worked, didn't it? / Anna Bloom: It worked, didn't it? *cough* I set the Horseman on his ass. / Mitzi-Marie Rowlock: But won't you owe the Horseman now? Isn't... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000501.htm |
| thistle salad - 000502 - anna bloom wakes up | [[The headless horseman is navigating a tunnel of pink and blue, sword drawn]]
/ Anna Bloom (voiceover): He's going to follow the spell to its source. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000502.htm |
| thistle salad - 000503 - armageddon girl | [[Juni Ellis is sitting, in uniform, in an office. Her 'agent' Jerry, is behind her on the phone.]]
/ Jerry Ellis: Yeah, yeah. Two minutes. I'm stuck in this bullshit psych eval-
/ The Psychologist: Now then, June, this is only a formality.
/ Juni Ellis: Juni.
/ The Psychologist: The Family wants you to... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000503.htm |
| thistle salad - 000504 - into the whirlwind | [[Steven Delmar and Danny Relston are walking down a street - Steven knows Danny by another name (Edison Bitter).]]
/ Steven Delmar: A job-? But- don't you run errands for the mob or something?
/ Danny Relston: Is that what I told you? It all but isn't true. I work for myself these days. / Steven Delmar:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000504.htm |
| thistle salad - 000505 - into the whirlwind | [[Steven Delmar and Danny Relston are walking down a street - Steven knows Danny by another name (Edison Bitter).]]
/ Danny Relston: Buddy, it occurs to me that no one quits the army. This is not a free country.
/ Steven Delmar: You work that out yourself? / Danny Relston: Steven Delmar! This is marvelous!... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000505.htm |
| thistle salad - 000506 - a murder of men | [['Ten paces a balcony in a grey house, armed with a bow and arrows]]
/ 'Ten: I can't believe this crap! Stuck here with a couple of stiffs that make corpses look talkative and nothing to do but freaking target practice! I'm bored out of my-- / [['Ten is shocked as the door gets kicked in.]] / [['Ten... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000506.htm |
| thistle salad - 000507 - into the whirlwind | [[Steven Delmar and Danny Relston are walking down a street - Steven knows Danny by another name (Edison Bitter). Actually Panel 1 is split into Steven talking ovre a grey-scale flashback of some earlier exploit of Relston's.]]
/ Steven Delmar: A girl, huh? So what happened to that chick with the motorcycle... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000507.htm |
| thistle salad - 000508 - a murder of men | [['Ten is on the balcony- the second floor in a grey house, armed with a bow and arrows. Steven Delmar just kicked in the door. 'Ten kisses the arrowhead before restringing her bow...]] / 'Ten: Hey, Cutie!! / [[the arrow hits the wall next to Steven, who looks shocked]]
/ 'Ten: Friend or foe? / [[Steven... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000508.htm |
| thistle salad - 000509 - armageddon girl | [[Steven Delmar comes down from his flashback - instead of the paintbrush, he's holding a twig with a single yellow leaf on it.]] / [[Steven takes off running. Behind him on the wall is a mural...]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000509.htm |
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