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| The one about the humans | [[A carrot is talking to an asparagus sitting at a drawing table.]]
/ Carrot: You should draw one about humans. That would be hilarious. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=127 |
| It's definitely the beer | [[A carrot holding a glass is talking to an ugly female carrot.]]
/ Carrot: It might just be the beer talking, but girl, you look fiiine! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=128 |
| Great diet! | [[Two potatoes are talking.]]
/ Potato: A whole ounce in just a week? This diet sounds amazing! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=129 |
| Switched to decaf? | [[Potato is drinking from a mug.]]
/ Caption: WE'VE SECRETLY REPLACED CARL'S USUAL VEGETABLE OIL WITH SOUPMINES BRAND.
/ Potato: Tasty! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=130 |
| Baby Carrots | [[Six baby carrots are mauling a human]]
/ Caption: Baby carrots can be vicious when provoked. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=131 |
| Fruit Salad | [[Eggplant is manning a fruit stand.]] http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=132 |
| Can you hear me now? | [[Carrot is on his cell phone. A guy behind him is holding a cellphone but not talking on it.]]
/ Carrot: Can you hear me now?
/ Guy: Yeah, totally. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=133 |
| Slingshot! | [[A human is wearing a life vest and helmet. A carrot is standing by a sign that says "Slingshot Rides". Behind them is a giant slingshot.]] http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=134 |
| Under there! | [[Potato is sitting on a dead asparagus.]]
/ Potato: I wonder where Phil went... http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=135 |
| New carpet | [[Female carrot yells at a potato with shoes.]]
/ Carrot: Stop right there or you're dead, Potato. You just tracked grits all over my new carpet. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=136 |
| Nice camera! | [[Giant closeup]]
/ Carrot: Nice camera. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=137 |
| Hot tubbin' | [[Carrots in a hot tub.]]
/ Carrot: Hop in! The broth is great. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=138 |
| Table scratch | [[A carrot and potato are playing pool. The carrot has the 4-ball in his eye.]]
/ Carrot: Nice shot, retard http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=139 |
| Banana fanna fo fanna! | [[A worried human is being yelled at by an angry banana.]]
/ Banana: Oh, tell me I didn't just hear you "fo fanna" me. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=140 |
| Lost some weight | [[A fat potato talks to a very skinny potato.]]
/ Fat potato: Dude, you lose some weight? http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=141 |
| The dominoes! | [[A potato trips and falls over an elaborate domino setup.]]
/ Human: Oh no! The dominoes! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=142 |
| Kick me | [[A carrot has a "Kick Me" sign. Two baby carrots laugh at him.]] http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=143 |
| New prescription | [[A carrot with very large glasses says hi to a human.]]
/ Carrot: Hello, Mister Potato.
/ Human: Dude, you need a new prescription. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=144 |
| Spinnaz | [[A carrot is pushing a wheelbarrow that has Spinnaz on the wheel.]]
/ Human: You got Spinnaz! That's hot. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=145 |
| You got served | [[A carrot is breakdancing, while a human and asparagus look on.]]
/ Asparagus: You got served! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=146 |
| Humpty Dumpty | [[An egg is about to jump off a platform while two guys stand by.]]
/ Guy 1: You know, I bought a dozen eggs just yesterday.
/ Guy 2: quiet... {to egg} Jump! I'm hungry! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=147 |
| My thermos! | [[Potato drops his thermos.]]
/ Potato: Oh no, my thermos! http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=148 |
| These three vegetables... | [[Three vegetables walk into a bar.]]
/ Bartender: Hold on, I think I've heard this one. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=149 |
| The mob | [[Two mobsters are beating up a carrot.]]
/ Mobster: Last chance, carrot. Tell me where you keep the cilantro. http://soupmines.com/view.php?comic=150 |
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