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The one about the humans [[A carrot is talking to an asparagus sitting at a drawing table.]] / Carrot: You should draw one about humans. That would be hilarious.
It's definitely the beer [[A carrot holding a glass is talking to an ugly female carrot.]] / Carrot: It might just be the beer talking, but girl, you look fiiine!
Great diet! [[Two potatoes are talking.]] / Potato: A whole ounce in just a week? This diet sounds amazing!
Switched to decaf? [[Potato is drinking from a mug.]] / Caption: WE'VE SECRETLY REPLACED CARL'S USUAL VEGETABLE OIL WITH SOUPMINES BRAND. / Potato: Tasty!
 
Baby Carrots [[Six baby carrots are mauling a human]] / Caption: Baby carrots can be vicious when provoked.
Fruit Salad [[Eggplant is manning a fruit stand.]]
Can you hear me now? [[Carrot is on his cell phone. A guy behind him is holding a cellphone but not talking on it.]] / Carrot: Can you hear me now? / Guy: Yeah, totally.
Slingshot! [[A human is wearing a life vest and helmet. A carrot is standing by a sign that says "Slingshot Rides". Behind them is a giant slingshot.]]
Under there! [[Potato is sitting on a dead asparagus.]] / Potato: I wonder where Phil went...
 
New carpet [[Female carrot yells at a potato with shoes.]] / Carrot: Stop right there or you're dead, Potato. You just tracked grits all over my new carpet.
Nice camera! [[Giant closeup]] / Carrot: Nice camera.
Hot tubbin' [[Carrots in a hot tub.]] / Carrot: Hop in! The broth is great.
Table scratch [[A carrot and potato are playing pool. The carrot has the 4-ball in his eye.]] / Carrot: Nice shot, retard
Banana fanna fo fanna! [[A worried human is being yelled at by an angry banana.]] / Banana: Oh, tell me I didn't just hear you "fo fanna" me.
 
Lost some weight [[A fat potato talks to a very skinny potato.]] / Fat potato: Dude, you lose some weight?
The dominoes! [[A potato trips and falls over an elaborate domino setup.]] / Human: Oh no! The dominoes!
Kick me [[A carrot has a "Kick Me" sign. Two baby carrots laugh at him.]]
New prescription [[A carrot with very large glasses says hi to a human.]] / Carrot: Hello, Mister Potato. / Human: Dude, you need a new prescription.
Spinnaz [[A carrot is pushing a wheelbarrow that has Spinnaz on the wheel.]] / Human: You got Spinnaz! That's hot.
 
You got served [[A carrot is breakdancing, while a human and asparagus look on.]] / Asparagus: You got served!
Humpty Dumpty [[An egg is about to jump off a platform while two guys stand by.]] / Guy 1: You know, I bought a dozen eggs just yesterday. / Guy 2: quiet... {to egg} Jump! I'm hungry!
My thermos! [[Potato drops his thermos.]] / Potato: Oh no, my thermos!
These three vegetables... [[Three vegetables walk into a bar.]] / Bartender: Hold on, I think I've heard this one.
The mob [[Two mobsters are beating up a carrot.]] / Mobster: Last chance, carrot. Tell me where you keep the cilantro.
 

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