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| WIGU: Quincy's Van Won't Start | Click Click Click Click
/ Dang van won't start... / Try pumping the gas pedal, Dad.
/ Maybe you should put up the hood.
/ Maybe I should rethink my faith in Germans. / Maybe the van won't start because of FATE!! / Or maybe because the gear is in reverse.
/ If it would have been in park we would have most... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020821.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Do you kids want to play a rapping game? I'll start!!
/ No. / My name is Quincy Tinkle
/ My eyes got the twinkle
/ I might be almost fifty
/ but I'm hardly wrinkled! / My name is Wigu
/ I live in an igloo
/ Ok, not really
/ But I pretend to!! / I don't think rap is
/ artistic expression
/ Hip-hop music brings
/ me... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020823.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Daddy, school is the other way! Where are we going?
/ It's an um...it's a short-cut to school! / Daddy, we're going in the opposite direction from school. School is right back there by the liquor store, I can still see it.
/ This is no short-cut... / Dad's going to take us to Las Vegas to use us as HUMAN... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020824.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Daddy, please tell us where you're taking us, because it's starting to feel like a freaky kidnapping plot. / Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to get mad.
/ Okay. / I've entered us in a "BATTLE OF THE FAMILY BANDS" contest! We could win our own reality TV show! / Daddy, why didn't you... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020827.html |
| Wigu: Paisley Reveals To Quincy That She Can Dance | Dad, how are we gonna win a family music contest when me and Paisley can't play instuments or sing? / I have the song pre-recorded on my laptop! all you two have to do is dance and pretend to play and sing!!
/ Also we can't dance. / I can dance. / Ha ha! Only a family of jerks could beat the Tinkles... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020828.html |
| Wigu: Quincy Wants Paisley and Wigu to Practice Performing | Daddy, where is this music contest anyway? / It's in Austin, Texas! It's the music capital of southeast Texas!
/ Daddy, that's six hours away! / But that's a good thing, see? Because that will give you and Wigu enough time to perfect your performances. / Daddy, I haven't slept in over 24 hours.
/ Wigu,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020829.html |
| Wigu: Going to the Drive-Through Zoo | "NECKS" EXIT / Hey, Kids!! Who wants to go to the DRIVE-THRU ZOO?!
/ MEMEME / Daddy, zoos are just animal prisons. I hate them. / Paisley, it's a drive-through zoo. The animals all walk around freely and you feed them from your car!
/ Oh, breathing SUV fumes is an incredible improvement.
/ MONKEYS! / DARK... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020830.html |
| WIGU: Ostrich Theft | How do you kids like the drive-through zoo? / That giraffe has six legs. Are lions supposed to have horns?
/ Mother Nature is a craaaazy, sexy, little pussycat!! / Here's some all purpose animal feed!! I'll roll down the windows so we can feed them- / DADDY, NO!!! / WHAT? WHO TOOK MY GLASSES? http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020902.html |
| WIGU: A family raised on ostrich lies | THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
/ An ostrich stole your glasses, Dad!!
/ I can't see diddly squat without my glasses! / Someone has to get my glasses back from the beast! / The ostrich is a freakish reminder that Satan is alive and well and wants harm to come to us.
/ Ostriches are freaky... / Wigu,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020903.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wigu, retreiving your father's spectacles from that feathered beastie will require strategy and cunning!!
/ I'm in sneak mode!! / Wigu, your strategy is fundamentally flawed!!! You require a smartly ADEQUATE OFFENSE!! / I'm gonna throw a rock at it, I think.
/ DO NOT RUSH HAPHAZARDLY INTO THIS BATTLE!!... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020904.html |
| WIGU: PAISLEY VERSUS THE OSTRICH | Location: Drive-Thru Zoo. / Wigu: THE OSTRICH IS CHASING ME HELLLP!! HELP ME, TOPATO!! / Topato: I am only a psychological manifestation!! I can only assist by encouraging you to *run faster*!!!
/ Wigu: I'm screwed! / Paisley: OMIGOD, Daddy!! The ostrich is CHASING WIGU AROUND!
/ Quincy: Paisley, I... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020905.html |
| WIGU: The Tinkles overcome the ostrich in a battle ripe with symbolism | Pailsley, you knocked that ostrich out cold!!
/ You have just witnessed the awesome power of adrenaline fueled nihilistic rage. / You kids got my glasses back! Once again, ROCK N' ROLL saves the day!! / Now what do you say we shag tail out of this nightmare-factor of a drive-through zoo?
/ Brilliant... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020906.html |
| WIGU: Food-themed comics | ring ring
/ SCHOOL / Romy Tinkle here.
/ Mrs. Tinkle, this is AOL-Time Warner High school- / For the last time, I didn't order any freakin' candy. / No, Mrs. Tinkle, I'm calling because your daughter Paisley is absent today.
/ I have to put you on hold for a second. / tinklvixen - Instant Message
/ File... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020909.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Let's share a bundt cake, Topato!
/ You fool! / I feel like someone's watching me... / Daddy, I think I saw a monkey hanging onto the back of the van!
/ Is that what's making all the radio stations suck? http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020911.html |
| WIGU: Monkey, cats, and drama | Wigu, what's all that racket back there? / DAD!! I TOLD YOU! THERE'S A MONKEY HANGING ON TO THE BACK OF THE VAN!! / No monkey I've ever seen could possibly hold on to a van at this speed... / RAD http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020912.html |
| WIGU: The Monkey That Could Hang On to a Van | Well, I'll be a son of a gun! There was a monkey hanging on to the van!! / Daddy, you have to return that monkey to the drive-through zoo!! / No time! If we return it, we'll surely miss the competition! Wigu, how fast can you teach this monkey to play the banjo?
/ Dad, I can't play a banjo. / Now... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020913.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Look at the monkey's long, creepy little fingers! Heck, these things were practically designed for banjo pickin'! / Daddy, NO!! If you are thinking about making the monkey play in our band...it it's just wrong on so many levels!
/ ANIMAL CRUELTY! / Paisley, relax! If this monkey joins the band, we... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020916.html |
| WIGU: In search of niche-r help books | Ok, kids, we're almost in DALLAS! Let's look for a bookstore that has books about teaching monkeys to play the banjo. / Monkey, do you got any twos?
/ Dad, I think the monkey is cheating. / WHAT IN THE HECK? Driving in Dallas is like swimming in scrambled eggs! / Daddy, there is probably no such thing... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020917.html |
| WIGU: Banjo Monkey | Dad, I don't think the monkey wants to play banjo. / That's crazy, nonsense talk, Wigu! Where'd you get that crazy idea? / The monkey told me, Dad! He said he would rather learn to play a steel guitar, didgeridoo, or a pan flute! / Why don't you remind the monkey that 'prima donnas' are not allowed... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020918.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Monkey, what do you want for your birthday?
/ John Coltrane and Ella Fitzgerald records? / RARRGH!! I can't take this insanity for another second! Daddy, drop me off at the bus station!! / Paisley, what's wrong, honey? Do you have motion sickness or something? / I just don't want to be riding in... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020919.html |
| WIGU: Tinkle-gothism | Paisley, you can't give up hope yet!! You don't know my full strategy!
/ XXX VIDEOS BEER - AMMO / Daddy, you have a strategy?
/ Yeah! This band is gonna be a success 'cause it'll showcase your unique personalities! / For example, I know you're into all that sad, gloomy gothishness, so I designed your... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020920.html |
| WIGU: The Monkey Crisis | PANEL 1 / QUINCY: All right, Kids! We'll be in Austin in two hours! I hope you're dreaming about rock n' roll!
/ PAISLEY: ZZZ / PANEL 2 / SHERIFF PONY: Sheriff Pony to Topato!! Come in, Topato!
/ WIGU: ZZZ
/ MONKEY: ZZZ / PANEL 3 / TOPATO: Define this emergency, Sheriff Pony!!
/ SHERIFF PONY: It is... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020921.html |
| WIGU: Monkeys are delicious | Topato!! There is Wigu Tinkle's ground transport!!
/ And a GAILY-COLORED transport it is!!! / We must devise a non-invasive strategy to get Wigu Tinkle to be more interested in us than his new pet monkey! / Non-invasive methods are the methods of cowards! I have already devised a plan so ingenius that... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020924.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Topato, what are you doing?!
/ I am utilizing subversive subliminal messages to alter this monkey's disposition! / Does that really work on earth-primates?
/ Sheriff Pony you must make yourself less visible, lest our sly subterfuge be foiled!! / What's goin' on back there?! Wigu? Are you okay? / EEEK!!... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020925.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Calm yourself, primate, or I will punch all one billion of your nerve endings in les than one second!!!
/ Eeek! Eek! / Topato! We must flee or else be discovered!!
/ Your luck is astounding, primate. We shall live to settle this, hear me!! / Agh!!
/ Chomp / The ignorant beast had no idea I am made of... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020926.html |
| WIGU: Monkey theft and Monkey death | Wigu, look back there and see what that monkey was hollerin' about!
/ Whu... okay, Dad. / DAD, STOP THE VAN!!! / Poor little guy must have got into my tackle box... you poor, stupid monkey...
/ DADDY, MAKE HIM COME BACK ALIVE! / Uh, you guys might wanna listen to this... / ... authorities say the stolen... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020927.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, we've gotta get rid of this dead monkey before the fuzz finds him!!
/ Daddy, may I say a few words about the monkey, please?
/ Knock yourself out. / The mountains weep. Silently they sob. Little monkey lived. Now he is night. Blackness. Hollow. The mountains are infinite. / Little monkeys... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020930.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, it's all my fault the monkey is dead.
/ No it's not, Wigu. It's no one's fault. / YES IT IS! Topato got jealous of the monkey and tried to make the monkey mean! Monkey bit Topato to protect me, but Topato is made out of POISON. That's his POWER. / Who in the what is a Topato?
/ Topato is... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20021001.html |
| WIGU: Law and Order | All right. The monkey is buried. Let's get back on the road and put this crazy nightmare behind us. / DAD, IT'S THE POLICE! / Sir, we're looking for a multi-colored V.W. bus that might be carrying a stolen monkey. You know anything? / N...No SIR!! Ain't seen a single monkey all day matter 'fact.
/ Must... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20021002.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Once again the Tinkles are bound for Austin... / BUT IN BUTTER DIMENSION3
/ TOPATO! My heart throbs with SADNESS for little Wigu Tinkle! His beloved pet is dead as a result of our actions!
/ HA! / Be not sad, fair Pony!! For while my poisonous composition is lethal here in Butter Dimension3, on Earth... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20021003.html |
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