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| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, come get me! I'm at Ballou Cemetary now!
/ I can't, Mom! All our cars have been destroyed! / How'd you get a cellphone, anyway?
/ I'm not sure you'd still respect me if I tell you.
/ Mom, I gotta go, The cops are here and there's about 50 possible reasons for them to be here.
/ Paisley- / How... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/ |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Priscilla ain't checked in in about five minutes... I wonder if she's all right...
/ Screw this, we're gonna get shot or something. / Besides, we're on the side of law sort of
/ And the front door's open.
/ I'm gonna take a peek inside. / Hello? / Pop / ONE TIME SCOTT PILGRIM PUNCHED A GUY SO HARD HE... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/ |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, wake up! You have to go to school! / My sadness has spread to my lungs, Wigu. I'm too sick to go to school. / I can't get on the bus by myself! Everyone will make fun of me! / You need me to protect you from kids?
/ Not protect. distratct. The kids will concentrate on making fun of you. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020107.html |
| WIGU: The Beginning | Wake Up! You have to go to School! / My sadness has spread to my lungs. I'm too sick to go to school. / I can't get on the bus by myself. Everyone will make fun of me! / You need me to protect you from kids?
/ Not protect, distract. The kids will all concentrate on making fun of you. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020107.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, please go to school today! I am too scared to ride the bus by myself!
/ Wigu, did you ever hear the story of Rosa Parks? / Rosa who?
/ Rosa Parks was a brave black lady who refused to sit on the back of the bus in segregation days. / Why did black people have to sit in the back of the bus?
/ Society... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020108.html |
| Wigu #2- 01/08/2002 | Paisley, please go to school today! I am too scared to ride the bus by myself!
/ Wigu, did you ever hear the story of Rosa Parks? / Rosa who?
/ Rosa Parks was a brave black lady who refused to sit on the back of the bus in segregation days. / Why did black people have to sit in the back of the bus?
/ Society... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020108.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, please go to school today! I am too scared to ride the bus by myself!
/ Wigu, did you ever hear the story of Rosa Parks? / Rosa who?
/ Rosa Parks was a brave black lade who refused to sit on the back of the bus in segregation days. / Why did black people have to sit in the back of the bus?
/ Society... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020108.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Mom, I don't want to ride the bus! Will you take me to school? / Wigu, if I take you to school, I'll be 10 minutes late for work. / Mom, I HATE the bus! Why can't Dad take me to school?
/ Your fater lost his license. / Whoa. Was Dad's license taken away by the POLICE?
/ No, he jsut can't find it. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020109.html |
| Wigu #3- 01/09/2002 | Mom, I don't want to ride the bus! Will you take me to school? / Wigu, if I take you to school, I'll be 10 minutes late for work. / Mom, I HATE the bus! Why can't Dad take me to school?
/ Your father lost his license. / Whoa, was Dad's license taken away by the POLICE?
/ No, he just can't find it. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020109.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Mom, I don't want to ride the bus! Will you take me to school? / Wigu, if I take you to school, I'll be 10 minutes late for work. / Mom, I HATE the bus! Why can't Dad take me to school.
/ Your father lost his license. / Whoa, was Dad's license taken away by the POLICE?
/ No, he just can't find it. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020109.html |
| Wigu #4- 01/10/2002 | ! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020110.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wow... my first time playing HOOKY... I feel like such a rebel...
/ Paisley! I thought you were sick!
/ I lied. I needed to stay home to work on my play.
/ What is your play about?
/ It's a Broadway musical about COCKFIGHTING from the rooster's perspective.
/ LATER
/ I don't understand why LUCKY ROOSTER... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020111.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wow... my first time playing HOOKY... I feel like such a rebel...
/ TAPPITY TAP TAPPY / Paisley! I thought you were sick!
/ I lied. I needed to stay home to work on my play. / What is your play about?
/ It's a Broadway musical about COCKFIGHTING. From the rooster's perspective. / LATER.
/ I don't understand... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020111.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | The Bravest Rooster
/ I got great news! from Farmer Griggs today! I'm going off to fight in war and defend the American way!
/ Oh, Lucky, so naive, that is just a trick! They aim to put you in a ring--
/ In a competition that is SICK! / That is a LIE! You don't know! The farmer is true blue! He would not... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020114.html |
| Wigu #6- 01/14/2002 | THE BRAVEST ROOSTER
/ I got great news! from Farmer Griggs today! I'm going off to fight in war and defend the American way!
/ Oh, Lucky, so naive, that is just a trick! They aim to put you in a ring--
/ In a competition that is SICK! / That is a LIE! You do not know! The famer is true blue! He would not... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020114.html |
| The Bravest Rooster: Part 1 | The Bravest Rooster
/ I got great news! From Farmer Griggs today! I'm going off to fight in war and defend the American way!
/ Oh, Lucky, so naive, that is just a trick! They aim to put you in a ring--
/ In a cometition that is SICK! / That is a LIE! You do not know! The farmer is true blue! He would not... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020114.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I'm gonig off to fight! To fight in war and win! The farmer puts his faith in me! I'll win the fairest hen! / Lucky Rooster doesn't know what will happen Friday night. I will starve him and abuse him so he'll win the big Cockfight! / These roosters are useless They won't lay eggs or make good eatin':... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020115.html |
| Wigu #7- 01/15/2002 | I'm going off to fight! To fight in war and win! The farmer puts his faith in me! I'll win the fairest hen! / Lucky Rooster doesn't know what will happen Friday night. I will starve him and abuse him So he'll win the big Cockfight! / These roosters are useless They won't lay eggs or make a good eatin.'... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020115.html |
| The Bravest Rooster: Part 2 | I'm going off to fight! To fight in war and win! The farmer puts his faith in me! I'll win the fairest hen! / Lucky Rooster doesn't know what will happen Friday night. I will starve him and abuse him so he'll win the big cock-fight! / These roosters are useless They won't lay eggs or make good eatin'.... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020115.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Farmer keeps me in a pin... he doesn't give me feed. He must be making me tougher, so I can easily succeed. / Put a thousand bucks on Lucky. He can not lose the fight. He is my strongest fighting rooster. Other roosters say GOODNIGHT. / The time has come, Lucky. For you to fight in the war. The enemy... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020116.html |
| Wigu #8- 01/16/2002 | Farmer keeps me in a pin... he doesn't give me feed. He must be making me tougher, so I can easily succeed. / Put a thousand bucks on Lucky. He can not lose the fight. He is my strongest fighting rooster. Others rooster say GOODNIGHT. / The time has come, Lucky. For you to fight in war. The enemy is... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020116.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Farmer keeps me in a pin... he doesn't give me feed. He must be making me tougher so I can easily succeed. / Put a thousand bucks on Lucky. He can not lose the fight. He is me strongest fighting rooster. Other roosters say GOODNIGHT. / The time has come, Lucky. For you to fight in war. The enemy is... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020116.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Bring on the enemy! Let me face my foe! I'll jsut use my shiny, steel talons. To bring a first round T.K.O.! / What's THIS? A hundred drunken men? Drinknig whiskey, singing songs? Betting smelly money bills For me to commit wrongs? / Buck up, new contender! Prepare for hurting, little friend! You face... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020117.html |
| Wigu #9- 01/17/2002 | Bring on the enemy! Let me face my foe! I'll use my shiny, steel talons. To bring a first round T.K.O.! / What's THIS? A hundred drunken men? Drinking whiskey, signing songs? Betting smelly bills For me to commit wrongs? / Buck up, contender! Prepare for hurting, little friend! You face the meanest... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020117.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Bring on the enemy! Let me face my foe! I'll use my shiny, steel talons. To bring a first rounf T.K.O.! / What's THIS? A hundred drunken men? Drinking whiskey, singing songs? Betting smelly money bills For me to commit wrongs? / Buck up, new contender! Prepare for hurting, little friend! You face the... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020117.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I choose not to fight. I can not kill for unjust cause. Do what you will to punish me, I've removed my metal claws.
/ Then, you have chosen DEATH Little newbie, passive friend. I shall now champion this contest, without a single wound to mend. / Help me now, little weakling. And I'll do you in quite... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020118.html |
| Wigu #10- 01/18/2002 | I choose not to fight. I can not kill for unjust cause. Do what you will to punish, I've removed my metal claws.
/ Then, you have chosen DEATH Little newbie, passive friend. I shall now champion this contest, Without a single wound to mend. / Help me out now, little weakling, And I'll do you in proper.... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020118.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I choose not to fight. I can not kill for unjust cause. Do what you will to punish, I've removed my metal claws.
/ Then you have chosen DEATH Little newbie, passive friend. I shall now champion this contest, Without a single wound to mend. / Help me out now, little weakling. And I'll do you in quite... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020118.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | So the rooster flapped, and flapped and flapped - But he'd not go far on flightless wings - He'd lost the fight, he'd forfeited, and the farmer'd not make sweet earnings... / And Lucky faced an awful fate - He did not fight, he'd failed He'd chickened out - he'd failed his boss - His coffin lid was... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020121.html |
| Wigu #11- 01/21/2002 | So the rooster flapped, and flapped and flapped- But he'd not go far on flightless wings- He'd lost the fight, he'd forfeited, and the famer'd not make sweet earnings... / And Lucky faced an awful fate- He did not fight, he'd failed He'd Chickened out- he'd failed his boss- His coffin lid was nailed. / But... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020121.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | So the rooster flapped and flapped and flapped- But he'd not go far on flightless wings- He'd lost the fight, he'd forfeited, and the farmer'd not make sweet earnings. / And Lucky faced and awful fate- He did not fight, he'd failed. He'd chickened out- he'd failed his boss- His coffin lid was nailed. / But... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020121.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | KIDS? What are you doing home? Is today Saturday?
/ No, Dad, It's tuesday. Wigu and I are sick. / Say, could ya'll do me a huge favor and not tell Mom I was in bed until two in the afternoon? / I normally get up a lot earlier, you know.
/ I normally go to school everyday. / By "a lot earlier" Dad means... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020122.html |
| Wigu #12- 01/22/2002 | KIDS? What are you doing home? Is today Saturday?
/ No, Dad, It's Tuesday. Wigu and I are sick.
/ ! / Say, could ya'll do me a huge favor and not tell mom I was in bed until two in the afternoon? / I normally get up a lot earlier, you know.
/ I normally go to school everyday. / By "a lot earlier" Dad... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020122.html |
| WIGU: In which we meet Quincy, father of Wigu | Quincy: KIDS? What are you doing home? Is today Saturday?
/ Paisley: No, Dad, It's Tuesday. Wigu and I are sick. / Quincy: Say, could ya'll do my a huge favor and not tell mom I was in bed until two in the afternoon? / Quincy: I normally get up a lot earlier, you know.
/ Paisley: I normally go to school... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020122.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Dad, Does mom get real mad at you 'cause you sleep late?
/ Heh heh.
/ No, Wigu. Your Mother and I have an "open marriage."
/ Oh my goodness! You and mom make relations with other people?
/ Is THAT what that means?! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020123.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Dad, Does mom get real mad at you 'cause you sleep late?
/ Heh Heh. / No, Wigu. Your mother and I have an "Open marriage." / Oh my goodness! You and mom make relations with other people? / Is THAT what that means?! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020123.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Dad, I saw a picture of Jesus, but Jesus was black. / Was Jesus BLACK?
/ Jesus was Jew. / Jesus was a black JEW? / Sammy Davis Jr. Was a black Jew. / Jesus was one cool Daddy-o. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020124.html |
| WIGU: Jesus is cool | Wigu: Dad, I saw a picture of Jesus, but Jesus was black. / Wigu: Was Jesus BLACK?
/ Quincy: Jesus was a Jew. / Wigu: Jesus was a black JEW? / Quincy: Sammy Davis, Jr. was a black Jew. / Wigu: Jesus was one cool Daddy-o. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020124.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Okay kids. I'm off to the basement to make a living.
/ What are you working on, Dad? / I'm making music for a new movie, Wigu. / Paisley said you make music for naughty movies with naked people.
/ Wigu! / I make music for low-budget films about human mating rituals. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020125.html |
| Wigu #15- 01/25/2002 | Okay, Kids. I'm off to the basement to make a living.
/ What are You working on, Dad? / I'm making music for a new movie, Wigu. / Paisley said you make music for naughty movies with naked people.
/ Wigu! / I make music for low-budget films about human mating rituals. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020125.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Hey Paisley, can you roll your tongue?
/ No, I can't Wigu. / Look, Paisley, like this. / I can't do that Wigu.
/ Why not? My teacher said it was genetic! / I have a half-inch barbell through my tongue that I hide from Mom and Dad. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020128.html |
| Wigu #16- 01/28/2002 | Hey, Paisley, can you roll your tongue?
/ No, I can't Wigu. / Look, Paisley, like this. / I can't do that, Wigu.
/ Why not? My teacher said it was genetic! / I have a half-inch barbell through my tongue that I hide from Mom and Dad. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020128.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Okay, Wigu. That's enough "brother and sister" time, See ya.
/ Okay, bye, Paisley. / It's time for my favorite TV Show anyway! / Spring Into Action! / IT'S TIME FOR... Magical Adventures IN SPACE!!! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020129.html |
| Wigu #17- 01/29/2002 | Okay, Wigu. That's enough "brother and sister" time. See ya.
/ Okay, bye, Paisley. / It's time for my favorite TV Show anyway! / SPRING INTO ACTION! / IT'S TIME FOR... Magical Adventures IN SPACE!!! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020129.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | "Magical Adventures in Space" is my favorite show! / SHERIFF PONY!!Someone has stolen my Magical Medallian!!
/ Topato and I will get it back!! / Never fear, Princess! Sheriff Pony and I will spring into action!! / Topato! What if someone tries to mash you into a potato pie?!!
/ I am made of poison! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020130.html |
| Wigu #18- 01/30/2002 | "Magical Adventures in Space" is my favorite show! / SHERIFF PONY!! Someone has stolen my magic medallion!!
/ Topato and I will get it back!! / Never fear, Princess! Sheriff Pony and I will spring into action!! / Topato! What if someone tries to mash you into a potato pie?!!
/ I am made of poison! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020130.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Who has stolen the Princess' Medallion?
/ This is the work of Goomer the Bad, my friend!! / We must penetrate his hidden fortress!!! Are you ready for a fight, Topato Potato?!!
/ FIGHT!! / My Magic is strong, for I have eaten my "LUCKY CHARMS" brand cereal, it's part of a balance breakfast!!! / Goomer... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020131.html |
| Wigu #19- 01/31/2002 | Who has stolen the Princess' Medallion?
/ This is the work of Goomer the Bad, my friend!! / We must penetrate his hidden fortress!!! Are you ready for a fight, Topato Potato?!!
/ FIGHT!! / My magic is strong, for I have eaten my "LUCKY CHARMS" brand cereal, it's part of a balanced breakfast!!! / Goomer... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020131.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Look, Topato! There is Goomer's hidden fortress!!
/ We must get the Magic Medallion back!!! / Meddling fools! The Medallion is mine!!
/ TIME FOR A FIGHT!! / What on earth are you watching, Wigu?
/ It's "Magical Adventures in Space", Mom! / It looks violent. If people find out I let you watch it they... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020201.html |
| Wigu #20- 02/01/2002 | Look, Topato! There is Goomer's hidden fortress!!
/ We must get the magic medallion back!!! / Meddling fools! The medallion is mine!!
/ Time for a FIGHT!! / What on earth are you watching, Wigu?
/ It's "Magical Adventures in Space," Mom! / It looks violent. If people find out I let you watch it they... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020201.html |
| Wigu #21- 02/02/2002 | Mom, I was thinking about when people pray to God... / Isn't it like saying "God, you don't know what you're doing"? / Like, when someone is sick? God made that person sick for a reason, right? Do people think God isn't doing His job right? / We don't go to church, Wigu. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020202.html |
| Wigu #22- 02/03/2002 | Mom, I read somewhere that atoms are made up of mostly empty space. / Wigu, your Dad knows more about "Star Trek" and stuff- why not ask him? / Ahh... time for "Celeb Gossip Hour."
/ ...sexy hunk Tom Cruise was seen in a restaurant with his main squeeze, sexy starlet Penelope Cruz... / The sexy couple... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020203.html |
| Wigu #23- 02/04/2002 | CELEB GOSSIP HOUR
/ Sexy "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston os recovering tonight after biting the inside of her cheek today- / WE INERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT / I HATE it when they do this! / Shallow Brook residents are warned to avoid using catch phrases tonight following a rash of... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020204.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | CELEB GOSSIP HOUR
/ Sexy "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston is recovering tonight after biting the inside of her cheek today-- / WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT WIGU-17
/ I hate it when they do this! / Shallow Brook residents are warned to avoid using catch phrases tonight following... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020204.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I just got home from working all day and I can't find a way to relax... / Maybe a nice, hot bath is what I need... HEY!!! / MOM! I have to re-color my hair!
/ You just colored your hair purple last month, Paisley. / It's considered a "faux pas" to have purple hair after Groundhog Day. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020205.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | ARGH... All I want to do is relax after work... I'm so tense... / All I want is a masseuse, but it's not in our family budget... / If my lazy husband had a steady job, I might be able to afford one... / WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME TO BE MISERABLE?!?!
/ ! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020207.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I'm sorry, Quincy. I was just frustrated and stressed and took my anger out on you. / That's okay, baby. I can calm your nerves with a soothing groove. / That's great! Did you write that? / Yes, it's the theme song to the new movie, "Harry Porker and the Sorceress' Moan." http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020208.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Quincy, this music is quite romantic...
/ Wigu, would you mind leaving us alone for a while?
/ Time for having relations! / I do believe it was your idea to let him watch the news. / Hey Paisley, wanna see me "Spring into Action TM?" / Better watch it, Wigu. The Catch-Phrase Killer is on the loose... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020209.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley, does the Catchphrase Killer really kill little boys who say TV catchphrases? / No, Wigu... / He kills anybody who says catchphrases. / I'm scared, Paisley! Seriously scared! / There's nothing to be afraid of. Watch- "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!" See, it's okay! / Besides, the Catchphrase... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020212.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | All right, Wigu. I am going to sleep since it's the only time I am truly happy.
/ NO, Paisley! What if the Catchphrase Killer comes? / All you have to do is not use catch-phrases and you'll be fine. / Wigu, be brave... all you have to do is not use catch-phrases. / Spring Into Action
/ I'M DEAD MEA... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020214.html |
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