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WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Woah, Dad... I feel kinda dizzy... / Wigu, listen! / Do you hear that hissin'? / Oh, if it's a giant snake just let it eat me and give my toys to orphans... / Wigu! / The reason you're dizzy is 'cause this place is full of NATURAL GAS!! / It's like a big ol' TIME BOMB in here!! / HISS / MEANWHILE WITH THE... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031205.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu, can you find any hidden exits?!! / Dad, I don't even know what I'm looking for and I'm so sleepy... can't I just take a nap? / Wigu, stay awake. / That's the gas kicking in. / We've got to act fast! / Wigu, I think I found a secret exit! / Do you know how to read spanish? / I know the cussing parts. / What?... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031208.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu, look! / This secret escape hatch isn't in Spanish! / It's just English words I didn't recognize! / Phoom / What the hell is that? / 09DEC03. DID WIGU AND QUINCY MAKE IT OUT? IT DEPENDS ON HOW I WAKE UP TOMORROW http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031209.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Stop the car!! / Mom, what's going on? / Please... oh please tell me Wigu wasn't down there... / Your dad was down there, too... / I always thought being real sad would be cooler than acting fake sad, but it's not. / It's not cool at all. / Did you hear that, Wigu?! / It sounded like every single oxygen... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031210.html
WIGU: The Penitent Man	Wigu, what do you think this place is? It's weird! / All I know is it's making me afraid and I don't want to be here! / It looks like a big ol' floatin' egg... I'm gonna go check it out... / Dad, wait! Are you "pure of heart"? This seems like a deal where you are supposed to be "pure of heart". / Wigu,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031211.html

WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu, be tough, now! / Don't let that mystical orb give you any trouble!! / Okay, Dad! I'll be brave!! / Greetings human child Wigu Tinkle / ... Hi... / Wigu due to the fact that you are pure of heart I am obligated to grant you three wishes / Awesome. / Wigu! / Go on and wish for your family to have a... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031212.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Three wishes... I have to be real careful! / I hear these things are traps! / Please expedite your intentions I do not have all day / Sorry. / Okay... for my first wish I want to have a hundred wishes. / You can't do that / Can I wish that I can wish for that? / No / I must use the father-son bond to communicate... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031215.html
WIGU: No Pulling a Fast One	Your wish is granted, Wigu. I will not pull a fast one on you / All right. / Now I have to be really extremely smart with my last two wishes. I need to remember what Topato did in the episode where he got wishes. / What did he do in that one? / Topato, I am a very special can of X-BUZZ brand soda,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031216.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Orb: Wigu please make your next wish / Wigu(thinking): Let's see...I probably ought to do a wish that is really nice to my family... / Wigu(thinking): But not money. I've seen too many TV shows where rich people just run around acting stupid. / Wigu: I wish for a refrigerator that had an unlimited... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031217.html
WIGU: Wigu Gonna Ride Tonight	Orb: WIGU THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE YOUR LAST WISH YOU BETTER MAKE IT COUNT / Wigu: I know exactly what I want. It's right here in my pocket. / Quincey (thinking): MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY / Wigu: I wish for this. / *holds up a diagram... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031218.html

WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu your wishes are complete on the grounds that you must never speak of this ever / OKAY! / Uh, Wigu... what the heck did you wish for? / It's the "Googel Maverick", Dad!! / I wished for my car for me that I invented!! / Wigu, we're still poor and stuck in this hole! / A car does us no good! / It's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031219.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu One ready for takeoff! / Wigu, are you sure you can fly this thing? / Yeah, Dad! / I invented it inside my brain, after all! / Hey, smooth! / How 'bout letting' you old Dad give'er a whirl? / You can not handle the Googel Maverick, Dad. / 22DEC03. THE COMBINATION TO DO GOOGEL MAVERICK BARREL ROLL... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031222.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	RUMBLE / Wigu, that was awesome!! / We got to show this thing to your Mom!! / No, Dad! / We can't tell anybody about this! / The magic, glowing, wish-granting egg said so!! / Oh yeah... I forgot. / Well, I guess we ought to hide this thing, then. / 23DEC03. IT WAS ACTUALLY HID PRETTY GOOD UNTIL THAT... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031223.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu!! / Quincy!!! / You're both okay!! / How did you get out of that well? / I saw it explode?! / We're real crafty, baby!! / We... uh, we used our craftiness... / Mom, what's wrong with Paisley?! / What is wrong with her face? / 24DEC03. GOSH DANGIT WE MISSED FESTIVUS AGAIN WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT YEAR FOR... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031224.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Baby, I'm gonna wash up and go to bed. I'm tireder than a bat that's been huntin' at a drivin' range!! / I'm not sleepy at all, Mom! I am just ready for more action! / Since it's Friday, you can stay up and watch TV for a bit, Wigu. / YEAH. / Let's see what programming parental advisory groups consider... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031225.html

Wigu: A monkey on a unicycle	It's time to get you to bed, tough guy. / Mom, as soon as I fall asleep is when the action starts! / Wigu, even the craziest adventurers need sleep! I assure you, there will be more adventures tomorrow. / Do you hear that helicopter, Mom? That is the sound of action. / Sounds like a dangerous driver... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20031226.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	It's Saturday! / Woo!! / Yes Quincy. That means you sleep a long time, not sit up and holler "It's Saturday". / It's a brand-new day baby! A day with nothin' to do! A day full of possibilities!! / You don't do anything everyday. Also, it's half-past noon. / That's right. You gotta get up pretty early... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040105.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Mom, is it okay if Hugo comes over? / I thought you were mad at Hugo and what happened to your hair? / Me and Paisley was playin' a game but I didn't do very good. But I like it, Mom! It's my "thing". / Paisley, what do you know about this? / I know about lots of things... pain, suffering, sorrow,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040106.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Hugo, my mom said you can come over. / It's cool, man! / MOM CAN YOU DRIVE TO HUGO'S HOUSE?! / I can't, Wigu! I'm going to the gym! Ask your father!! / I CAN'T, I'M WORKIN' ON THIS THING!! / Wait a minute... why am I even askin' them? I got my own car!! / Go, Googel Maverick, Go!!! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040107.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	I think Hugo's house is around here somewhere... / Huh... something does not feel right... / LOSING FLOATY POWER!! MAYDAY MAYDAY!! / What in the hizzy? / Wigu, what is that deal? Where did you score such a ride? / No time to explain, Hugo! I have to find the cloaky device before some grown-up sees... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040108.html

WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Wigu, we cold crashed that van on accident!! / I'm scared Hugo! It's the worst thing I ever did!! / No, it ain't!! / Oh, yeah. / Dang it, this alley's a dead end! / I dunno why they be makin' alleys like this! / Hugo, we are dead meat!! / naw, kid... I think we can drop this fool with smart stratergies! / Do... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040109.html
WIGU: Cheers, Mate	Yo, my uncle got a mechanic shop right down the street. Tell him Hugo be sendin' you and he will hook you up solid. / Cheers, mate. Cheers. / Hugo, I think that is a bad idea! He called his car his "Killin' Wagon! / Man, he British or somethin'. They be talkin' all wacky. / I hate to be a nuisance, but... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040112.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	All right! / Now we can re-activate the 'Googel Maverick"! / I think I know what I did wrong to make it crash. / Hop in, Hugo, the "Googel Maverick" is self-healing!! / Uh... / Yo, forgive my manners but I feel there is not a reason for a kid to have a invisible spaceship. / Relax, Hugo! / There is a perfectly... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040113.html
WIGU: Janitor Darrel and Helmut	Many of Shallow Brook's more gullible residents have their eyes on the skies today following an outbreak of UFO sightings, no doubt filled by unwashed throngs of braying, belligerent rubes. / Eyewitnesses took time out from waiting on disability checks to report seeing an "orange ball-like thing being... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040114.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Excuse me sir but have you seen any extrat'restal activity 'round these parts / WAAH!! / WHO ARE YOU?! You better start talkin' or I'll drop you like a half-dozen albums by a successful rapper right after he dies!! / We excaped from the - / - Carnival. We broke the surly bonds of showbusiness to dedicate... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040115.html

WIGU: Invisible Crash	Whee!! / God, it is so nice to finally have my freakin' car fixed. / WHUMP / FOOM / Man, what the hellcrap?! / Baby, was was that crazy? You all right? / Quincy, what do you know about this invisible object that I just crashed my newly-fixed car into? / It's the extra t'restral spacecraft! / I concur. / These... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040116.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Damn Wigu... I did not know you be habitatin' in a mansion... / Let's go up to my room!! / Upstairs bedroom, HIGH rollin'. / It's also good for exercise!! / My My My... / What have we here? / Yo, do forgive me if I be starin' a bit too long. My eyes have yet to be glimpsin' a actual live angel until... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040119.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Girl, give Hugo one chance and he will show you what it truly means to be the world's most ultimate lady. / You know, that's almost cute except it isn't. / Hugo, I am uncomfortable with this situation. Let's go watch cartoons, okay? / Relax, dogg! We just playin', everything is chill! / You know,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040120.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	Woah, you got a TV in your room? / My friend, you have got a death-grip on that American Dream. / My Dad has got a TV in the shower!! / Clik / Up next...A "Magical Adventures...in space" episode that was "too hott for TV!!" / OH MY GOD / Topato! Something has occurred to me that alarms my senses!! / Disclosure! / I... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040121.html
WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET	yeah your Dad look pretty stout but I have shown much larger ment to fear - / Shh! It's back on! / We respectfully request an audience with the princess - / A request that if refused will result in incomprehensible suffering! / Move in this direction, gentlemen. The princess has been anticipating your... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040122.html

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