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| Wigu: I Knew the Orange Hair was Suspicious | Boys, I already know why you are here and you can just forget about finding out my frist name. You must simply accept that a princess has special secrets. / Apologies, my liege! Topato and I respect your--
/ Speak on your own behalf!! / I am familiar with a female's inclination towards hypersensitivity... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040123.html |
| WIGU: A Ferocity Tenacious | Topato, did you also detect the peculiarly bizarre patterns in the princess' demeanor?
/ I did indeed. The brusque manner in which she refused our request for her to disclose her first name was utterly unacceptable! / I advise we make this investigation our primary interest and approach it with intensely... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040126.html |
| WIGU: Surrender to its Chaos | Topato, I loathe the process of time travel.
/ Focus your thoughts on restraining your innards. / Gentlemen, you are about to experience which typically induces death. Yur continued living will rly solely on your will power. / aaaaugh
/ Surrender to its chaos / Judging by the gawdy architecture and... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040127.html |
| Wigu: Apparently the Princess is Related to Cockney Folk | YEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRGH!!
/ There lies the entrance to the hospital! We must gain entry via subterfuge! / 'Allo, love! Me mate 'un me 'ere is kin to th' Princess, we are. Can y'elp us out?
/ 58,008th floor. / YEEEEARGH! / Topato! In the neighboring room! The Queen gives birth to the Princess!! / Let's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040128.html |
| Wigu: Queen Dongle Lays an Egg | YEEEEARRGH!! / I was operating under the assumption that the Queen was birthing the Princess. That object bears little to no resemblance to our majestic Princess! / Topato, it seems the Queen's species first requires incubation as an egg! The intelligence we were given was erred!
/ Hmm. / Sheriff Pony,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040129.html |
| Wigu: Princess Dongle Rescued! | POW! / The only thing keeping me from completely stealing your identity is the fact that I do not know your first name, Princess.
/ I'll never tell you. / Oh! I think you will, Princess!
/ Not so fast, potential faker! We come armed with the name of the true Princess! / My name is... Awesomelope. Awesomelope... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040130.html |
| Happy Groundhog Day, Earth!! | Yo, what is all that commotion outside? / Oh my god
/ Aw, crap, dude. / There are government agents poking around at my top-secret invisible spaceship! / Yo, and that one guy is my uncle Clarence. / He stay in the hot tub way too long and act all creepy around everybody parents. Everybody know he... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040202.html |
| Government Agents & the Googel Maverick | Panel 1
/ Wigu: Hugo, we have to act fast or else those secret agents will learn the secret of the Googel Maverick!! / Panel 2
/ Hugo: Yes, it be every boy's right to be rollin' in a secret spaceship that can turn invisible... Hugo will help you... for a price. / Panel 3
/ Wigu: What do you want,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040203.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Get back here, you! We only want to ask you as many questions as we want to! / Hugo! Use the Googel Maverick!! It's your only hope!! / OOF
/ Aw, man, where is the switch on this thing? / All right. Hugo is all up in this mutha now... / HUGO! CLOSE THE DOOR!! / Heh heh. / There's a button that say... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040204.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Dang it, Dad. Now I don't have a friend or a spaceship! I'm just a dumb ol' boy who's nt even special at all!
/ Wigu, that's a lie. / I've seen those grades you bring home, so I know you ain't dumb! And I think it takes a pretty special boy to pull off that hair-do! / And you know as long as I'm around,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040205.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Hey, Paisley. How about changin' your brother's hair back to not-freakish.
/ No, Mom, I don't think I'll do that. / You don't think you'll... wait, wait. What did you say to me? / He likes it, Mom! Why not teach him it's okay to be a little different! / You want me to lie to Wigu? That's a terrible... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040206.html |
| Wigu: Happy Hours and Dune Buggies | Wigu, I'm sorry you're having a terrible day. Do you wanna go to the mall and ridicule people?
/ Yeah, Paisley. That sounds like a cool thing to go do. / Hi, Mom. I was gonna ask you if you'd drive Wigu and I to the mall but I see it's "happy hour".
/ Happy hourS! / I guess we can ask Dad but we probably... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040209.html |
| Quincy also has this thing about how women are like feral spider monkeys | To be honest, I think the old girl's about to kick the bucket anyway. Figure I'll give her one last hurrah at the derby tonight. / 'Cause it don't matter how tough a man is, he can't beat a man that just don't care about nothin'. You remember that, Wigu.
/ Okay, Dad! / Now I gotta think up a scary... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040210.html |
| WIGU: Woman's Intervention | Qunicy: You kids need a ride someplace? I can getcha there in style! / Paisley: No thanks, Daddy... We'll just take our chances hitch-hiking. / Quincy: Suit yourself... but it might be the last tiem you get to ride in the old van...
/ Wigu: Paisley!! I want to ride in the van one last time!
/ Paisley:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040211.html |
| WIGU: You wanna die like ELVIS?! | Quincy: So, do you kids wanna go for a ride, or what? / Paisley: No Thanks, Dad. I want to die, but I don't want to die like that. / Qunicy: What? A monster truck's just as good a way to die as any!
/ Paisley: No, Dad. You don't understand. I want to die in a way that will make everyone on Earth... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040217.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Dad, Wigu and I are just gonna walk to the mall, okay?
/ Suit yourself!
/ Like the "Trail of Tears"... / We are in walkin' mode/ We are walkin' down the road
/ Look out for that dead thing, Paisley!! / Wigu, this was a really dumb idea.
/ Let's just go back home. / No way, Paisley!!
/ A car is coming... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040218.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Quincy's father sense: My kids are in trouble!!!
/ Quincy has a monster truck van, it is amazing!
/ Kids, what the hell's going on?!
/ Somebody threw a bottle out of a car and hit Wigu in the head!
/ Wigu bleeds
/ Let's load him up and get to the hospital!! (lots of exclamation points in this one)
/ Did you... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040219.html |
| Well, it's not. | Paisley, you stay here and make sure the doctors don't try to trick Wigu. I got me some vigilante justice to dish out while I'm still legally insane from anger. / Please, Daddy, don't. I think you should let the police handle this --
/ The police? HA! Bunch of corn-fed mama's boys. / Daddy, I just... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040220.html |
| Hard times for Harry the Hamburglar | Gotta find a pink car. Gotta find me a pink car with the license plates "BUDD LYT". Gotta find the car that hit my boy in the head with a beer bottle... / Gotta think of a way to do it where the cops think it's an accident or suicide... / Well, what do you know? / ... damned ol' Hamburglar / What's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040223.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Let me ask you a question, Hamburger Boy.
/ Do you like hitting little boys with beer bottles?
/ What? No! I mean, no, that wasn't me! / Y'know, I really rather you'd've enjoyed the thing you did that I'm about to destroy you over. / I say "hang the bastard from the ugliest tree in the county"!
/ ...... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040301.html |
| WIGU: The Hamburglar Confesses | So, how do you think I should deal with this evil man?
/ Well, that all depends on if he is indeed the "man behind the bottle." / I admit it. I did it. And, I feel real bad about it. / Well, then. Mr. Hamburglar do you have any children?
/ Look at me dude.
/ Childless loner. / Later: Shallow Brook Dam
/ Are... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040303.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Mr. Tinkle, are you quite sure you're prepared to take the life of a man? / The rock shards should provide sufficient damage to baffle forensic scientists. What remains will be consumed by the giant, mutated catfish that roam the dam's base. /
/ I am prepared. This son of a bitch hurt my little boy. / Get... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040304.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | TOPATO!! I have received a dramatic alert message!
/ What quirky yet powerful force threatens our destiny this time, Sheriff Pony? / The father of Wigu Tinkle has just thrown a man from a hydro-electric dam!! Do you know what that means to us?! / Um... another human being's consciousness is about to... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040305.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET, 08MAR03 | Earth-time frozen
/ Sheriff Pony, It is my opinion that we are too late to stop this murder.
/ There must be something we can do!! / We could unfreeze time and guide the victim to safety, but the fact remains that with this action, Father Tinkle has crossed over into the League of Murderers. There is... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040308.html |
| WIGU: The Earth Is Deleted | Sheriff Pony, we simply need to identify the event that led to Father Tinkle's murderous act, and delete the worldline in which that event occurred.
/ But Topato! There are infinite worldlines! How can you be sure?! / Process of elimination, my pessimistic partner!! Fourth-dimension-based worldlines... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040309.html |
| WIGU: TOPATO DESTROYS THE EARTH | Topato!?
/ What happened?!
/ Why do you gaze at the monitor silently with an expressino of confused shock?
/ Err...
/ Um... / Due to an error which was in no way my own, the wrong worldline was deleted.
/ With consequences.
/ Which worldline? / The worldline in which two asteroids colleded and began drawing... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040310.html |
| WIGU: Topato and Sheriff Pony begin to lose their memories | Uh, Topato... what were we just talking about?
/ I doubt it was anything of urgent importance. / My suspicion gland secretes doubt. I am going to check the logs. / Topato! My irrational suspicion has merit! We deleted a worldline and all of our memories of that worldline are rapidly fading!
/ Uhh...... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040311.html |
| WIGU: The Princess is Hot | Our memories are fading at breakneck speed! I can hardly remember our goal!
/ Goals are boring. Probably we are forgetting boring junk. / Topato, help me write a letter to the Queen before I forget how to write!! / What, are we nerds? That's nerd stuff. All I remember is we are wild dudes that know... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040312.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Okay, Topato. I've finished this letter to the Queen but I have forgotten what it means!
/ PARTY TIME!! / I think weneed to take this letter to the princess, now... / But... yeah! That sounds nice! Let's have a party with Princess Dongle!!
/ Let me tell you somethin', Sheriff Pony. Those royals can... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040315.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | BOOM
/ GASP!
/ CLIK
/ Hello!!! Are you the Princess?! We're the Party Police and you're under arrest!! / Of course I am the Princess, Topato!! You are required to request an audience with me! / Let me ask you one question, baby. DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY? / Well... yeah! Now that you mention it... I do like... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040316.html |
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