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| WIGU: Why do you think they call it hurts? | Panel 1. Paisley at computer in her room. Bookcase in background with abstract bric-a-brac.
/ Paisley: Man, all the cool kids on internet-diary.com post cool pictures of themselves cutting themselves. / Panel 2. Paisley glances at samurai sword on wall in background
/ Paisley: Well... I guess... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040426.html |
| WIGU: Shizzle Fazizzle | Panel 1
/ QUINCY: *sigh* / Panel 2
/ QUINCY: *SIGH*
/ ROMY: What's the matter, baby? Is your "shizzle fazizzle?" / Panel 3
/ QUINCY (dejectedly): *That's* what's wrong! I don't understand all this high-fangled talkin' and techmo slang. I'm just like an old wore-out caveman that don't understand... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040427.html |
| WIGU: Idle teens are the devil's boneless buffalo wings | Panel 1. Paisley's room. Paisley seen from behind at computer.
/ Paisley (thought balloon): Man, all the cool kids on Internet-diary.com take personality tests to see what kind of chain-restaurant appetizer they are... / Panel 2. Paisley standing, looking at tiny cut on arm
/ Paisley (thought balloon:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040428.html |
| WIGU: AKUTELY D-RANG'D KLOWN TEAM | Man all the cool kids on Internet-Diary.com listen to Heavy-metal-rap by soe guys who dress up as mean clowns. / I'll just risk severe legal consequences and download some of their songs before I spend my money on something I've never heard. / Daddy, will you call the cable company and get the internet... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040429.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Ugh... Wigu, you okay, dogg?
/ I hate the crap out of you, Hugo. / Wigu, I am sorry for crashin' the G-Mav. I grew mad due to its wicked power. / Hugo, there is something wrong with the Googel Maverick!!
/ Quiet, Wigu! Do you know where we at? / Are we in the jungle?
/ Worse! This be Hadley Mountain!... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040430.html |
| WIGU: One thing worse than being stranded alone in the woods... | Panel 1. Hugo and Wigu in Hadley Mountain woods. Googel Maverick crashed in background. In far background, Hadley Mountain denizens seen peeking from behind bushes and trees.
/ Hugo (reaching for piece of equipment broken off Maverick): Yow, Wigu! I think this be a piece of the G-Mav--
/ Wigu (running... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040503.html |
| WIGU: Sundown | Aw, it's no dang use. I didn't design the Googel Maverick with a way to fix it.
/ Well what purpose do all them panels and such serve? / They are for looks. I am a fraud, Hugo. / Yo, the sun be goin' down soon. We best learn some spaceship fixin' or get our runnin' shoes on. / But we can't just leave... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040504.html |
| WIGU: First contact | Panel 1. Sunset on Hadley Mountain. Wigu and Hugo looking scared. Crashed Googel Maverick in background.
/ Wigu: Hugo, I think we oughta stay the night in the Googel Maverick and wait for the daytime.
/ Hugo: Hm. / Panel 2. Hugo and Wigu seen from behind, looking into trees.
/ Hugo: Does the G-Mav be... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040505.html |
| WIGU: Impostors give elves a bad rap | Panel 1. Hadley mountain woods. Wigu standing, Hugo sitting.
/ Wigu: Hugo, are you okay?!
/ Hugo: Yo... I'm a'ight, Wigu. I got so mad at them monsters that I lsot control. / Panel 2. Hadley mountain denizens speaking in weird typeface
/ Blue-haired denizen: We are not monsters! We are Elves.
/ Gray-haired... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040506.html |
| WIGU: Our Queen Is Expecting You | Panel 1 /
/ HUGO: Maybe they be goblins but I do not think they elves... /
/ WIGU: Quiet, Hugo! You'll make them mad! /
/ FIRST ELF: Young Wigu is wise. /
/ SECOND ELF: Angering us would be most unwise. / Panel 2 /
/ FIRST ELF (beckoning) : Follow us for we have much to show you. / Panel 3 /... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040507.html |
| WIGU: Super Sizes of the Id | Panel 1. Tinkle kitchen. Quincy sitting at table with malt liquor in a paper bag and mini-pies. Open refrigerator with more malt and pies open in background.
/ Quincy: Mmm, mmm! Malt liquor and mini pecan pies! / Panel 2. Romy with Cosmo pointing at refrigerator contents
/ Romy: Quincy, what is he meaning... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040510.html |
| WIGU: More taste! Less filling! | Panel 1. Tinkle kitchen. Romy standing, looking at Quincy, sitting and chewing, with malt liquor bottle in paper bag. Topato magnet on refrigerator.
/ Romy: So, Quincy, do you mind telling me where you got a magical, psychic, food-generating refreigerator?
/ Quincy: I wish I could, baby. / Panel... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040511.html |
| WIGU: Guess who's having Wigu for dinner? | Panel 1. Romy and Quincy in Tinkle kitchen
/ Romy (standing and calling upstairs): KIDS, DINNER'S READY!! WHO LIKES SHRIMP AND LOBSTER AND TACOS AND HAMBURGERS AND PIZZA?
/ Quincy (sitting): And pies! / Panel 2. Paisley enters kitchen, Quincy in foreground.
/ Paisley: What's the occasion? Daddy, did you... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040512.html |
| WIGU: Danger! Elf destiny ahead! | Panel 1. Hadley mountain at night. Elf queen and blue-haired elf talking to Hugo and Wigu.
/ Elf Queen (talking in weird font): WeEee AuGh chEee ChAW
/ Blue-haired elf (talking in weird font, pointing finger of command): The ELf QuEen WiShes tO eXplain YoUr PurpoSe. LiSten Or SuffER.
/ Hugo: Yo, I be... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040513.html |
| WIGU: Diminutive magnets for trouble | Panel 1. Hadley Mountain at night. Wigu and Hugo follow gray-haired elf and blue-haired elf through forest.
/ Wigu: Hillbilly elves, I still do not understand why you need us to help you throw over society.
/ Blue-haired elf: We ElVes ArE SupeRior To NoRmaLs in aLmoSt EveRy WaY--inteLligenCe, Longevity,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040514.html |
| WIGU: These legs were made for walkin', that's just what they'll do | Panel 1. Hugo and Wigu next to crashed Googel Maverick. Back of blue-haired elf's head in foreground.
/ Blue-haired elf: NoW YoU two wiLl PiloT thE gOlden orb and rain hellfiRe uPon thE city. we wilL foLlOw ClOSe behiNd and plunDEr iN YOur Wake of deStRUction.
/ Hugo: But--
/ Wigu: SHH! / Panel... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040517.html |
| Wigu: Elf Murder is Wrong | Hillbilly Elf: Excellent! Let the prophecy be fulfilled! Lead us into the city of NORMALS and let the revolution be greeted with waves of gore!! / Hugo: Have you elves been hittin' the elf pipe? We got us about a million tons of elf mashin' torque!! / Hugo: Go on, Wigu!! Stomp them fool elves!! / (Wigu's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040518.html |
| WIGU: One o' these days these legs are gonna walk all over you. | Panel 1. Hugo and Wigu in cockpit of Googel Maverick
/ Wigu: I'm not gonna kill those elves, Hugo! But I am gonna scare the poop out of 'em!
/ Hugo: Aw, yeah. / Panel 2. Maverick standing on legs. Back of elves' heads in foreground.
/ Wigu's voice (from inside Maverick): You elves got 10 seconds to run... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040519.html |
| Wigu: Returning Home to Magic Food | Wigu: Ah, there's my house! Let's put the Googel Maverick on cloaky mode and get our eats on! / Quincy: Children! There you are!
/ Romy: We were starting to get slightly curious! / Wigu: Dad, me and Hugo been kickin' it old school and we got mad hungers! / Quincy: Well you came to the right place as... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040520.html |
| WIGU: Take your merchandise to the customer service window in Hell | Panel 1. Paisley and Romy sitting at kitchen table. Paisley has a plate of waffles, Romy has a plate of lobster. There's a can of Bud between them--did Romy get tired of Cosmo?
/ Paisley: I feel like if I eat one more waffle I'll get full. But I've had 50.
/ Romy: The girl is right, Quincy. ... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040521.html |
| WIGU: Allied against a greater evil | Panel 1. Hugo and Paisley at kitchen table. Hugo eating creamsicle, juice box, and mashed potatoes. Paisley has waffles and coffee.
/ Hugo: Aw, yeah! This magic refrigerator's the best thing that happened since they outlawed school paddlin'! / Panel 2. Wigu in kitchen doorway, pointing finger of command
/ Wigu:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040525.html |
| WIGU: : The beginning of stuff that might be different | Panel 1. Quincy with coil of rope around shoulder stops to see Romy
/ Quincy: Baby, me and the boys are goin' adventurin'. I'm not sure when we'll be back.
/ Romy: Be back by ten.
/ Quincy: OK. / Panel 2. Wigu following Quincy. What's that on the table?
/ Wigu: But Dad! It's almost eight! We might not... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040526.html |
| WIGU: First one in gets his pick of whatever's there | Panel 1. Quincy leaning on well
/ Quincy: Look, boys. Why don't we just burn all the stuff the Glowy Orb gave to us and go play some dang "Mario Kart." / Panel 2. Wigu
/ Wigu: Dad, we can't. The Glowy Orb can grant any wishes you want, so I bet he's totally imnoimpotent. I bet you all anything that... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040527.html |
| WIGU: Where Hugo? | Panel 1. Wellhead in Tinkle lawn. Quincy and Wigu looking at the steel plate that just slid over it.
/ Quincy: OH MY GOD!! The well sealed up right behind Hugo! It's evil!
/ Wigu: OH MY GOD!! AAAH!! / Panel 2. Wellhead retracts into ground.
/ Sound: CLUNK
/ No dialogue / Panel 3. Hole fills in... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040528.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | {{There doesn't seem to be a comic in the archives for 6/6/2004.}} http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040606.html |
| WIGU: Nothing but hide on the inside | Panel 1. Wigu, by table
/ Wigu: Dad! the only way to get Hugo out of the ground is with your backhoe!! / Panel 2. Quincy rushing out, Wigu in background
/ Quincy: You're right, Wigu! To the Backhoe-mobile! / Panel 3. Quincy backhoeing in the back yard, Wigu looking through the dirt
/ Quincy: Wigu!... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040608.html |
| WIGU: Naked in the dark with nerds and pervs | Panel 1. Underground. Hugo, naked, faces glowy egg.
/ Hugo: (seen from rear, his hands in front, probably to obscure his privates from glowy egg) Yo, what is goin' on here? You better not be a perv, cuz Hugo got a knack for puttin' pervs in ambulances.
/ Glowy egg (speaking in weird blue James Earl Jones... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040609.html |
| WIGU: Meet the Diablo | Transcriber's Title: A moment of not exactly silence / Panel 1. Wigu, with bandaid on head. Quincy in hole in ground, resting arm on edge of hole.
/ Wigu: It's no use, Dad. We could dig forever and never find Hugo.
/ Quincy: I'll get my junk in order, then. I'm sure I'll do a couple months for this... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040610.html |
| WIGU: UFO death-race | Panel 1. Paisley and Romy inside, window in background
/ Paisley: Mom, do you think that magic fridge food was really evil?
/ Romy: (clenching fists in frustration, left eye closed): ENNNGH / Panel 2. Googel Maverick wooshes by window. Paisley and Romy see it out of the corners of their eyes.
/ Sound:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040611.html |
| WIGU: A timely dose of danger! | Panel 1. Shallow Brook. Googel Maverick chasing Hugotti Diablo above city streets at 30 feet altitude. Awning over sidewalk cafe in background.
/ Hugo's voice(from Diablo): You can't catch my pimp ride in yo' stock hooptie!
/ Wigu's voice(from Maverick): Stop, Hugo! / Panel 2. Chase seen from above,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040614.html |
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