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| WIGU: Catapult Into Action | Panel 1. Butter Dimension Quad. Sheriff Pony and Topato strapped spread eagled to corpo-reality catapults. Bots in attendance, making final adjustments.
/ Sheriff Pony: Topato, the mechanics of the corpo-reality catapults have always confounded me.
/ Topato: Oh, Sheriff Pony. / Panel 2. Closeup on Topato.
/ Topato:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040615.html |
| Wigu: Unsafe in any dimension. | Panel 1. Shallow Brook, evening. Sheriff Pony and Topato partially visible from behind. Between them, the Googel Maverick in hot pursuit of the Hugotti Diablo, heading toward office building with one window illuminated.
/ Sheriff Pony: Topato! The death-racers are dead ahead!!
/ Topato: Let us briefly... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040616.html |
| Wigu: Truce or consequences | Panel 1. Shallow Brook, evening. Googel Maverick behind Hugotti Diablo, coming in for a landing. Porn shop and temple in background.
/ Wigu(from inside Maverick): Listen, Hugo! I promise to stop chasing you! Let's touch down and call a truce!!
/ Hugo(from inside Diablo): Yo, do you pinky swear?
/ Wigu:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040617.html |
| WIGU: SPROING goes the Mane of Rage | Hugo: Wigu, you done crashed up the Hugotti Diablo! Get down so I can whup your ass!
/ Sheriff Pony: We just about died!! / Wigu: Topato, are they okay? Did we accidentally kill them?
/ Topato: Their survival continues, although they seem rather displeased!! / Hugo: Yo, what's up?! Why you be shootin... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040618.html |
| WIGU: Mane effects and mane causes | Panel 1. Enraged Sheriff Pony beside Hugo against night sky.
/ Sheriff Pony: Topato, your reckless behavior has threatened to end my life for the last time!! / Panel 2. Topato flying beside Wigu, running toward Googel Maverick.
/ Topato: Wigu, our most cunning strategy is to retreat to our transport!... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040621.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Topato, it is crazy to think that Sheriff Pony is just mad 'cause he wants to have babies! You made him pretty mad by shooting at him!
/ That is possible. / Mr. Rodriguez, are we capable of repairing your transport?
/ The Hugotti Diablo be fixin' itself, but it take a little bit. / IN A LITTLE BIT
/ Yo,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040622.html |
| WIGU: Trucker bombs in space | Panel 1. Hugotti Diablo cockpit. Hugo at controls (Diablo got right side drive). Enraged Sheriff Pony holding onto back of copilot seat.
/ Hugo: Dang, Wigu and Topato be goin' up to space! What you wanna do, Sheriff Pony?
/ Sheriff Pony: FOLLOW THEM, PLEASE. / Panel 2. Googel Maverick against a backdrop... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040623.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Sheriff Pony, this here be insanity. I have decided space fighting be way to dangerous. Life be real precious, y'know?
/ Are you suggesting we abandon pursuit? / Ay, yo, I'm all mad but I don't want nobody to die. This danger be massiver than I need. / Topato, the Googel Maverick is acting all goofy... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040624.html |
| WIGU: Starman Jonah | Panel 1. Googel Maverick in space
/ Wigu's voice (from inside Maverick): Topato, the hull is breached! We maust try to get back to Earth!!
/ Topato's voice (from inside Maverick): This fuselage's air supply is diminishing rapidly! Does the human anatomy operate in space! I can not recall!! / Panel 2.... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040625.html |
| WIGU: Tucking in the Tinkles | Panel 1. Tinkle living room. Quincy standing, Romy sitting in chair is drunk or waking from nap.
/ Quincy: It's gettin' pretty late, baby. You about ready for bed?
/ Romy (tongue hanging out of mouth): Glagh. / Panel 2. Quincy walking down hall
/ Quincy: Time to go say good night to my kids! It's what... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040630.html |
| WIGU: Day 7, Monday Again | Wha...where am I?... / EVERYBODY GET UP!! IT'S ACTUALLY MONDAY!!! / Whuh...what the heck?... / Mom, do you mind if I wear one of your jackets today? I'm going for a "Soul-less Yuppie Scum" look today.
/ I DON'T CARE! / THE BUS WILL BE HERE IN FIVE SECONDS HAVE A GOOD DAY I LOVE YOU BYE!!! / I got... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040701.html |
| WIGU: Does anybody really know what day it is? Does anybody really care? | Panel 1. Wigu and Paisley in kitchen.
/ Wigu: Paisley, are we sure it's Monday? It don't feel like Monday.
/ Paisley: Something does feel weird, Wigu. / Panel 2. Closeup on Paisley
/ Paisley: I don't remember there being two days of the weekend... but I never do. / Panel 3. Closeup on Wigu,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040702.html |
| WIGU: Dangerbus | Panel 1. Wigu pointing to school bus in distance
/ Wigu: Paisley, it's the dang bus! We've gotta figure out what to do!! / Panel 2. Paisley walking in door, Wigu in background, watching
/ Paisley: I'm going back in. There is no way anybody's getting me on that death trap. / Panel 3. Wigu, following... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040705.html |
| Wigu: The bus lady always knocks twice | Panel 1. Tinkle kitchen. Wigu and Paisley dressed for school.
/ Wigu: Paisley, how in heck are we gonna get to school?
/ Paisley: We'll figure out something, Wigu. Want some toast?
/ Sound: BANG / Panel 2. Outside Tinkle front door. Bus lady with bad haircut and yellow shirt with graphic of children... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040707.html |
| WIGU: Haircuts and termites and bus, oh my | Panel 1. Bus lady running away from Quincy running out his front door wielding a Maglite. Her yellow cut-off sweatshirt has a pedestrian crossing logo. She has a butch hair cut in front and long hair in back.
/ Bus lady: Please don't hit me, sir! I didn't mean to break your door! I'm the bus driver,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040708.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I'm sorry your bus got stolen, lady, but look on the bright side! Now you have to get a new job!!
/ My life is over... / Meanwhile...
/ Romy, can I talk to you for a minute? / Is this about the fax machine that's in the toilet, 'cause it was like that when I got here.
/ No Romy, this here's about your... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040712.html |
| WIGU: You are either on the bus, or you're off the bus. (Kesey) | Panel 1. Romy and blonde co-worker's heads seen from behind; TV showing "BUS CHASE!" graphic.
/ Romy: Man, I hate it when they do this.
/ Blonde co-worker: What, when the media intentionally withholds information in a shameful attempt to get higher ratings. / Panel 2. Romy and blonde co-worker from front,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040713.html |
| WIGU: Special pickup | Panel 1. Front shot of speeding bus, four wheels off the ground cresting the hill.
/ Announcer's voice: ... so far, the only demand the bus-stealing, conjoined twins are asking is to pick up two more kids.... / Panel 2. Close up on twins framed in left bus windshield. Now with cellphone in right hand,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040714.html |
| WIGU: Sketch-books ain't plot points | No panels. / Title: SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON SKETCH-BOOK 2004 / Sky: Clouds. Mutant duck. Woodring-like hot air balloon with aneurism, dangling sandbags marked S. Basket's occupant seems to be terrorist or wearing burkha. / Grass-covered mesa or huge flying sod-plug on which is hot-rod driven by panda... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040728.html |
| WIGU: Distinctions versus differences | Panel 1. TV shot of speeding schoolbus seen from helicopter. "17 WIGU" channel logo at lower left.
/ Announcer's voice: ...The hijackers, a set of conjoined twins, have still not made any specific demands... / Panel 2. Twins seen behind wheel. Left hand at 1:00, suggestiing wild steering in... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040802.html |
| WIGU: Paisley gets exactly mad enough, then a little madder | Panel 1. Wigu and Paisley on bus
/ Wigu: Paisley, you're too mad! You shouldn't be so mad!
/ Paisley: I'm exactly mad enough, Wigu. / Panel 2. Front of bus. Paisley comes up behind Dolores and Mulva
/ Paisley: I don't know who you are, or why you think I'm goth, but I am a nihilist.... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040803.html |
| WIGU: The boy who died wolf | Panel 1. Bus windshield seen from below as it plummets from cliff. Paisley, Mulva, and Delores look on in horror. No dialogue.
/ School bus stop sign: FART / Panel 2. Wigu and other kids in free fall in bus.
/ Wigu (thought balloon): I'm gonna die on the bus! This is why I've always hated... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040804.html |
| WIGU: Wigu: The sheriff goes it alone | Panel 1. Butter dimension Q, transporter boarding gate. Sheriff pony approaches floating robot in tie at lectern.
/ Sheriff Pony (thought baloon): If Topato won't save those Earth children, it is up to me!
/ Robot: Boarding pass, please. / Panel 2. Closeup on Sheriff Pony.
/ Sheriff Pony: I A SHERIFF... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040805.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Huh? Did I just run over somethin' / Look who the hero be now!! It be Hugo!! / The Hugotti Diablo? / Dang, Hugo! How did you pull off that one?!
/ I sall y'all on TV! I din't wanna watch y'all die! / Aw, yeah! Now all y'all owe a life-debt to Hugo!! / Hey, what happened to tose weirdo girls... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040806.html |
| I tripped over the Sheriff | Panel 1. Fisherman walking along the river's edge below towering banks. No dialogue. / Panel 2. Fisherman sits and fishes. He is wearing a watch cap, dark glasses and jacket over a "JAWS" t-shirt. no dialogue. / Panel 3. Fisherman walking back along river with fish stuck in his belt. Blue feature... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040809.html |
| Two handicaps in the riverbed | Panel 1. Fisherman crawling on river bed.
/ Fisherman: Who's there? I can tell somebody else is here. / Panel 2. Sheriff Pony lying on river bed.
/ Sheriff Pony: You are correct, Sir. My name is Sheriff Pony. Sir, are you incapable of visual perception? / Panel 3. Fisherman standing over Sheriff Pony.
/ Fisherman:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040810.html |
| WIGU: At home with fisherman and pony | Panel 1. Fisherman carrying Sheriff Pony along river.
/ Fisherman: So, what are ya, anyway? You don't feel like a man. Ya feel kinda... squishy.
/ Sheriff Pony: I am a pony! / Panel 2. Fisherman carrying Sheriff Pony
/ Fisherman: Nah, ya ain't a pony. Yer squishier than a pony.
/ Sheriff Pony:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040811.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Panel 1. Sheriff Pony on bench, Fisherman in foreground adjusting his dark glasses. He has taken off his jacket but still has the "JAWS" t-shirt on.
/ Sheriff Pony: Sir, I thank you again for your hospitality and apologize for any inconvenience.
/ Fisherman: T'ain't no thing / Panel 2. Sheriff Pony on... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040812.html |
| WIGU: Spring out of action! | Panel 1, title "MEANWHILE IN BUTTER DIMENSION QUAD". Princess Dongle in green cornrows and little black dress with cutout displaying her navels. Topato playing computer games in La-Z-Boy. Megawoofers and weird furniture in background.
/ Princess: Topato! Do you know the whereabouts of Sheriff Pony?
/ Topato:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040813.html |
| WIGU: Space Pony Autopsy | Panel 1: [Unmarked Helicopters and vans fly/drive past a river]
/ Text Box: Back on Earth... / Panel 2: [Inside one of the vans]
/ Female Scientist: I don't understand... This thing seems to be alive, but it has no vital signs!
/ Secret Agent: Should I call the president?
/ Sheriff Pony: Um. / Panel 3:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20040816.html |
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