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| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Excuse me, are you Paisley Tinkle?
/ Woah, woah! Who are you?
/ Oh no! / Should we be at all concerned about that man who is fleeing because of his fear of being prosecuted for marijuana possession?
/ No. / Miss Tinkle, we apologize for this intrusion but it is our duty to handle situations where both... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050829.html |
| WIGU: Use a Net | OH MY CRAP WE IS SERIOUSLY FALLIN' TO OUR DOOMS!!
/ Fall like this, Hugo! You fall a lot slower!
/ What is "falling?" / People can't fly, Topato! That's why I'm kinda fat! It's safer to be squishy!
/ Humans excel at inferiority!
/ Yo, it ain't workin'! I be goin' faster! / Mr. Bilderberg, the child and... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050831.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Ay yo, though I be fallin' to my messy-ass death I shall fear no evils... / Aw, man... it be hella wack to to break my promise to get out tha spaceship biz but it be a hundred times wacker to splat on a camp site... / WHISTLE-WOO! / Hoof! / Pump up tha bass... Aw yeah! Hugo be back in tha pimp-ass... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050902.html |
| WIGU: Illuminati Island | ILLUMINATI ISLAND: WHAT HAPPENS ON ILLUMINATI ISALND STAYS ON ILLUMINATI ISLAND / Mr. Bilderberg, the alien and the child have just arrived.
/ Good. Are they harmed in any way? / No... but I wish I could say the same for our scientists. / Waah!
/ Oof!
/ Remove your vile hands from my body, perverts! / Stop... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050904.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Sir, the alien is being very uncooperative.
/ He's a Potatoid from the Butter Dimension, isn't he?
/ Well yes, but... / Potatoids are potato-based life forms. And just what do you suppose is the potato's natural enemy?
/ Umm... aluminum foil?
/ Precisely. / Fetch me some foil then, General. If one wants... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050905.html |
| WIGU: American's Rights | ILLUMINATI ISLAND DETENTION ANNEX
/ So, you're tryin' to tell me ol' Jesus was a space alien?
/ Dude, on God's list of things to do "helping humans" is at the bottom!
/ Mr. Tinkle, Mr. Bilderberg wants to see you. / Listen up, Bilderberg. I'm an American and you can't keep on holdin' me like this-
/ Oh,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050907.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Bilderberg, messin' with me was the worst mistake of your life but messin' with my family... I almost feel sorry for you.
/ I remind you, Mr, Tinkle, I only utilized this tactic out of desperation.
/ Don't worry, Dad! I'll get us out of here! / And to trifle with a man of my power who is also desperate... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050908.html |
| WIGU: Only Get It Once | Panel 1: / Hugo: Boo hoo hoo
/ Sheriff Pony: Huh? / Panel 2: / Sheriff Pony: Hello?! Are you okay? Why do you weep?
/ Hugo: Yo I ain't weepin' I just got post traumatic stressin' straight illin' in my membrane. Who dat be? / Panel 3: / Sheriff Pony: I am Sheriff Pony, friend to all living things... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050909.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Yo Sheriff Pony, where we goin' to, anyways?
/ Please continue in this direction, Hugo. I sense we are drawing closer to Topato. / How you know? You got E.S.P.?
/ All living things can adjust their sense of awareness, but one must be careful lest one become too aware... / The universe is profoundly terrifying...
/ Yo... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050912.html |
| WIGU: Rescue | Panel 1: / Hugo: Holy crap, Sheriff Pony. I honestly did not think there was this many fighta jets in tha world! / Panel 2: / Sheriff Pony: Hugo, you must arm this ship's weapon systems and fight back or else we will be destroyed!
/ Hugo: No way, Jose! / Panel 3: / Hugo: Yo, I ain't goin' back to... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050913.html |
| WIGU: White Boy Squad | kee-rash
/ Yo, these guys can't fly for jack! I ain't even fire a shot! / It is doubtful these pilots have logged any actual combat time... From what I know of this organization, they are primarily appointed to their positions by their wealthy, executive parents.
/ Spoil'd assed white boys... / Excellent... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050914.html |
| WIGU: The Time to Spring Into Action | BOOOM
/ ALERT ALE
/ BUZZBU
/ Oh man, Topato! There is some super hot action happening outside!
/ The time to spring into action is upon us. / The guard is leaving!
/ We must exploit his bungling idiocy. Wigu, you must wriggle free of your restraints! / BELIEVE... IN... YOURSELF! / Huzzah! I am free of... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050916.html |
| WIGU: Metal Gear Solid comes in handy. | There's too many guards, Topato! We're never gonna get past that blockade!
/ Be confident, Wigu. These henchmen can sense the fear of minorities. / BOOM
/ We have to find my Dad!
/ I believe I detected the wretched stench of "Old Spice" in this vicinity. / Your father is in this holding cell with my former... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050919.html |
| WIGU: Mr. Bilderberg's Ship | MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE...
/ Yo Sheriff Pony, you be sure this where Topato be at?
/ I am certain, Hugo. / He must be experiencing difficulty escaping.
/ Well he better hurry up, I be gettin' airsick an' I gotta pee. / Mr. Bilderberg, we're taking extensive damage. You must authorize an evacuation.
/ Poppycock!... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050920.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | This place is a dang old maze! We gotta get out of here if we're going to escape!
/ And these blasted walls are reinforced with aluminium foil! / KER-SMASH
/ HOLY! / Outstanding! The universe has delivered unto us an escape route in the brutally ironic fashion that the universe has become famous for! / All... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050921.html |
| WIGU: Forgiveness | Look, there's Hugo!
/ And he is being persued by Bilderberg himself. Summon your vechicle, Wigu. I will do what I can from the air. / Wigu, make room for me in there!
/ No way, Dad! It's too dangerous for you! Figure out a way for us to win this thing! / Hugo, this is Wigu! Do you copy? I am in the Googel... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050922.html |
| WIGU: Breakout | What can we do, Alan? You don't got a spaceship hid somewhere, do ya? / Not anymore. I say we jump down to that landing platform. / Yeah I think I'm just gonna slide down on my ass. / Woo! / I got a lock... Firing torpedoes! / Hmf... Well, any landing you can walk away from... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050923.html |
| WIGU: Men of Atlantis, all | Put 'em up, Bilderberg. I hate beatin' a man down that ain't fightin' back.
/ Mr. Tinkle, we sem to have a misunderstanding. Do you know who you really are? / I'm a dude that's about to change the way another dude uses a toilet.
/ My God... you really don't know, do you? All this time I thought you knew... / You... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050926.html |
| WIGU: Enjoys Victory Cigars | ...prepare an excavation team and sink the island. I'll take care of Mr. Tinkle myself.
/ You'll take care of my ass! / RAAAAR!
/ Hold on. / WOOOAH! / You can't possibly beat me, Mr. Tinkle. I've been genetically modified by the masters. / Time to enjoy a victory cigar! But where will I flick the hot... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050927.html |
| WIGU: Crushin' leaders how we wanna | Buh hoo hoo! I killed a man, Hugo! I'm gonna have to go to hell now!
/ Yo, land dat ship, Wigu. You cain't fly when you bawlin'! / Besides, I think dat Bildburger dude bailed out anyway, he ain't dead.
/ *sniff sniff,* are you for real, Hugo?
/ Yeah, just get on tha ground. / Am I lined up, Hugo? I can't... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050928.html |
| WIGU: Does not support pillaging. | Dear old Dad! Are you okay?
/ Wigu! Yeah, I'm all right... listen son, why don't you go fly around for a few minutes, Daddy's got grown-up stuff to do.
/ Ok! / Not man enough to take me down yourself, eh Tinkle? Had to get your child to do it for you? You're pathetic.
/ Shut up, you freak. / Mr. Tinkle,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050929.html |
| WIGU: Sinister, Shadow Media Conspiracy | You... killed him! You killed Mr. Bilderberg!
/ Hang on, y'all, technically my boy did this... / All hail the new exhalted leader of the Illuminati!
/ Now wait one cotton pickin' minute, this sound a lot like a job! / Wait... so you don't want to be the most powerful man on Earth?
/ I got enough goin'... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20050930.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Under the Sea / Paisley: I'm so far beyond angry right now there's not even a word for it.
/ Captain: We've lost radio contact with command. Seteering wheel guy, put us on the surface.
/ Steering Wheel Guy: Aye-aye
/ Captain: Looks like somebody had a party and didn't invite us.
/ Captain: What in the... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051003.html |
| WIGU: Pharm Life for reals. | Paisley, how'd you get on that sub?!
/ I was abducted... why are you in a little space buggy?
/ Hi Paisley! / No time to explain! The new Science Cop show starts tonight! Now, We ain't got enough room in here so you'll get a lift back with Hugo!
/ Bye, Paisley! / Word up Princess P. Is you ready to be... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051004.html |
| WIGU: Lulled to Sleep by Battle | Our objective is completed but I cannot find Topato! / GASP!
/ Topato! / Topato, are you...sleeping?
/ Can I be criticized for being lulled to sleep by the sound of a fierce battle? The response to that is an emphatic "NO." / Besides, I acutally accomplished more duties than were technically assigned... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051005.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Whew! It's good to be home. I don't know about you kids but I had enough adventurin' for a couple days.
/ Gotta pee! / Dad, I disagree with you about adventurin! I mean, we're supposed to be from Atlantis. We got adventurin' in our blood! / Hmm... maybe I oughta check out one of them genealogy wesites...
/ Speaking... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051006.html |
| WIGU: Son of Science Cop | I swear drivin' the Space Shuttle is easier than watchin' TV these days. What channel is "Science Cop" on? / Didn't Science Cop die in the first episode? Whey the heck is it still on?
/ This happens in the future. It's about Science Cop's son.
/ Got it. / IN THE WORLD OF THE FUTURE, FORENSIC SCIENCE... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051007.html |
| WIGU: SON OF SCIENCE COP | [[Quincy looks at the remote]]
/ Quincy: I swear drivin' the space shuttle is easier than watchin' TV these days. What channel is "Science Cop" on? / Wigu: Didn't Science Cop die in the first episode? Why the heck is this still on?
/ Quincy: This one happens in the future. It's about Science Cop's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051007.html |
| WIGU: WIGU SEES A FACE | TV! Come Back TV!
/ Did you see that, Dad? I seen a face in the TV for a second!
/ Quit actin' all creepy, Wigu. You know I hate that.
/ I swear it was there, Dad. It wasn't a creepy face, it was just like a regular old face.
/ Something bad is about to happen. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051012.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wigu, see if we still got the box for this turdy TV. I'm gonna try to take it back to Wal-Mart.
/ The TV is older than I am, Dad. / I don't think that matters. Hell, I ain't paid for a new pair of shoes in ten years, I just bring 'em back when they're wore out. / Holy!- Well it looks like we'll need... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051013.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Come on, Wigu! Let's watch old "Science Cop" up in you room! It'll be fun!
/ Uh...okay.Dad, let me just go, uhh.. make the bed real fast... / Omigod omigod I have to hide the evidence... / Where is it? Where is it? / Don't be afriad, I'll come back for you tomorrow! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051014.html |
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