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| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Quincy: What are you doing, Wigu? We're missing "Science Cop!"
/ Wigu: Hold your horses, Dad!
/ Quincy: Why do you need to do that with those wires?
/ Wigu: I got the sound runnin' only off the Cubestation. You wanna hear "Science Cop," don't ya?
/ Quincy: Are you gonna take a long time? Can I just turn... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051017.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wigu: Ok, Dad. The TV has sound now.
/ Quincy: Woo hoo! "Science Cop!"
/ TV: This season, the Olsen twins are back -- from the grave! [on screen: undead Olsen twins lurch through a graveyard, one talking on a cell phone. "Mary Kate Olsen - Ashley Olsen - ZOMBIE TROUBLE"]
/ Quincy: Dammit, we missed the... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051018.html |
| BE NOT SCARED ABOUT CHOKING TO DEATH, BE ANNOYED ABOUT YOUR MEAL BEING INTERRUPTED. | Hi Paisley. Mind if I barge in and bother yoou for a while?
/ Sure, Wigu. Youoo can help me think of cool ways to die. / The most important thing to do when you are about to die is to act like it's not a big deal, like the whole thing is an inconvenience.
/ Yeah. Dad's kind of a jerk, I think. / I told... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051019.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | So, Wigu... wanna pretend we got murdered so Daddy'll find us an get freaked out?
/ I'll get the ketchup! / Oh man I forgot Hugo was here, I wonder if he wants it?
/ Huge, you down here? / MR & MRS. TINKLE'S BEDROOM CLOSET...
/ How tha heck she gon' get that thing outta there? / AND SOON...
/ Holy crap... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051020.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Panel 1: / Quincy: Y'all are missing it, Science Cop rode a moon worm and then his father time-traveled to meet him and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?! / Panel 2: / Quincy: My kids been murdered . . . I ain't got reason to live no more . . . / Panel 3: / Quincy: . . . all I know is if the little... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051021.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | CHING / BANG
/ WAAAAAAAAH!!! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051024.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wigu, Daddy must've shot himself out of hopeless guilt!
/ I'll call 911! / What happened? Daddy, did you shoot something out of guilt?
/ Paisley, you're alive! I thought you was dead!
/ AAH / No, Daddy, we were just trying to make you feel guilty - did you shoot Hugo out of guilt?
/ I accidentally shot... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051025.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | 9-1-1 emergency.
/ NINE-ONE-ONE! There was a gunshot inside my house! / Is anyone shot? Is anybody hurt?
/ Well... I don't know... my dad just said to call 9-1-1 if there's ever a gunshot in the house... / Are you sure it was a gunshot? Are you sure it wasn't on the TV?
/ Uhh... I don't think the TV is... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051026.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I'm gonna sue you for everything you got!
/ It was just an accident, dangit! / What happened, Hugo? Did my dad shoot you?
/ Damn right he did, and now I'mma sue y'all for everythin' y'all got.
/ I'm ruined! / Don't you know nothin' about the law, Hugo? If somebody's in your house, you can shoot 'em or... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051027.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | This comic is filler art, character designs for Overcompensating Babies. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051028.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | [[Front and 3/4 sketches of young Jeffrey, Weedmaster P and Baby]]
/ oVercoMpensating Babies
/ NO WIGU TODAY, BUT HERE IS A PREVIEW OF THE CHARACTER DESIGNS FOR THE STORY IN "YOU AIN'T NO DANCER 2." IT FEATURES THE OVERCOMPENSATING BABIES (SEEN ABOVE) IN A STORY CALLED "LUNCH SPECIAL." IT IS SET IN 1988,... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051028.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wow, Hugo, what does it feel like to have a bullet inside your toe?
/ Yo it sting a little but my pain tolerance be massif. I believe it give me special powers, also... / I will straight up spank crime as THA BULLET TOE, a hero that every time he kick a fool it be like a gunshot. / Hmm... I got some... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051031.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Let's go make suits for Bullet Toe and Jawz!
/ Slow down, yo. Hugo be gimpin'. / You dang near killed that boy tonight, Lil' Blaster! You gotta be more careful than that. / Whoah. Looks like the bullet knocked open that ol' safe! I been tryin' to figure out how to open that thing for years...
/ What's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051101.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | This thing is so freaky! I wonder how old this thing is? / crazy... Man I wish I knew Spanish. / Boy, I'd sure like to figure it out... but I've kind of done a lot today already... fought a dinosaur underwater... / ... got tortured by the shadow government and blowed up their island... got all freaked... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051102.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | [[Quincy looks at the map]]
/ Quincy: [[thinking]] This thing is so freaky! / I wonder how old this thing is? / [[Closeup of map.]]
/ Quincy: Crazy... / Man I wish I knew Spanish / Quincy: [[thinking]] Boy, I'd sure like to figure it out... but I've kind of done a lot today already... fought a dinosaur... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051102.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | The eyeball, iris green
/ -- nerve attached --
/ it sees yet... it.. can not blink
/ it can only star3 at the h0rr0r / yaawn! so tired. maybe tomorrow I can crack open society and reinvent it!
/ beedle beedle beedle
/ or not. / Hello, you've reached the winter of our-
/ Paisley! Pretend you don't know... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051103.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET 11/07/05 -- In all my years on the force I've never seen anything like ... | 1] Romy- "Paisley, come get me! I'm at Ballou Cemetery now!"
/ Paisley, on phone - "I can't, Mom! All our cars have been destroyed!" / 2] Paisley - "How'd you get a cellphone, anyway?"
/ Romy, on phone- "I'm not sure you'd still respect me if I told you."
/ Paisley "Mom, I gotta go. The... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051107.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Oh, crap! The police are here, Hugo! We gotta follow the family procedures!
/ Hold up lil' dogg, Hugo be gimpin'! / Yo, you guys hide under tha bed when da po-po roll up?
/ There's plenty of room, Hugo! / Dad, the cops are here... dad? / Yo!
/ Hey!
/ What part'a tha procedure this be?
/ Sorry, Hugo... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051108.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Okay. Tell me who you're lookin' for and I'll turn 'em right over. I just wanna go to bed.
/ Ooh! Do you know where Osama bin Laden is?
/ Oh, Shush!
/ I do have a theory. / Actually we're responding to a 9-1-1 report of shots fired at this residence.
/ No, we're looking for a prison escapee. Her mother. / My...mom?
/ Always... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051110.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Paisley: Okay, tell me who you're lookin' for and I'll turn 'em right over. I just wanna go to bed.
/ Officer: Ooh! Do you know where Osama Bin Laden is?
/ Detective: Oh, Shush!
/ Paisley: I do have a theory. / Officer: Actually We're responding to a 9-1-1 report of shots fired at this residence.
/ Detective:... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051110.html |
| WIGU: The Police Let The Dogs Out | woof! woof! woof!
/ Oh, crap, the police must have let the dogs out... / Now I can't get that damn song out of my head. Now I'm scared and mad. I have to get rid of my scent somehow. / Ungh! It's a good thing I took that Tai-Chi class a few days ago! / A swimming pool! Perfect! That'll wash this prison-scent... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051111.html |
| Wigu: Romy goes skinny | {{Transcriber's title: Wigu: Romy goes skinny}} / [[Panel 1. Romy running in filthy orange jumpsuit through cemetary]]
/ < http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051111.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wigu, what are you doing with Mom's clothes?
/ Me and Hugo are making 'em into hero costumes. / Mom ain't gonna need her clothes anyway since she's in prison forever. / Yeah, about that... Mom escaped from prison and I kind of told the cops where she is... / You sold mom out to the man?
/ Ooh, I hate... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051114.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Wigu, what are you doing with Mom's clothes?
/ Me and Hugo are makin' 'em into hero costumes. / Mom ain't gonna need her clothes anyway since she's in prison forever. / Yeah, about that... Mom escpaed from prison and I kind of told the cops where she is... / You sold Mom out to the man?
/ Ooh, I hate... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051114.html |
| WIGU: To the Refrigerator | I feel awful, Wigu, and not in a good way. I have betrayed our negligent, insane, alcoholic mother...
/ Don't be sad Paisley! Hope is alive! / I don't know, Wigu... I heard an officer say they were calling the dogs on her...
/ Dogs, you say? This sounds like a job for Bullet Toe and Jawz. / To the Magic... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051115.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I feel awful, Wigu, and not in a good way.
/ I have betrayed our negligent, insane, alcholoic mother...
/ Don't be sad, Paisley!
/ Hope is alive! / I don't know, Wigu... I heard an officer say they were calling the dogs on her...
/ Dogs you say?
/ This sounds like a job for Bullet Toe and Jawz. / To the... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051115.html |
| Wigu: Sqwarp! | Yo, these stairs be hard on my gimpy leg.
/ I hate you. / Wow...I really hope thats steak...
/ Nope, it was our nosy neighbor.
/ Oh....
/ Good... / Wigu you can't be goth too!
/ I think he's more goth than even you, Paisley.
/ I ate a boy! / Mmmmm...desert.
/ Shut it, human.
/ Is that poo on your body?
/ ... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051116.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | What's yo' plan, doggy daddy?
/ Think steak, Hugo! / Woah!
/ Look at all that steak!
/ Yeah! We're gonna use the steaks to trick the police dogs and rescue mom!
/ Yo, screw dat!
/ Let's just eat steaks!
/ Steaks is good! / Wigu, where are you going?
/ Yeah, I don't get this...
/ To save Mom. / Mom!
/ Where's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051116.html |
| WIGU: I had no choice | Mom, I-
/ I know what you did. You told the police where I was.
/ I had no choice. / Don't you touch her, Mom. You got busted and instead of paying the price you broke out of the joine and pu all our butts on the line. / Maybe he's right... also beating my daughter might make her want to put me back... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051117.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Mom, I-
/ I know what you did.
/ You told the police where I was.
/ I had no choice. / Don't you touch her, Mom.
/ You got busted and instead of paying the price you broke out of the joint and put all our butts on the line. / Maybe he's right... also beating my daughter might make her want to put me back... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051117.html |
| WIGU: SHARPER THAN A SERPENT'S TOOTH | I'm gonna take a bath. Try not to tell the CIA what kind of shampoo I use or anything. / Ugh, how could this day get any worse?
/ I'll turn on the TV! News on TV always shows you the world's worst things. / ...Tinkle and two other inmates escaped from the Patty Hearst Women's Penal Colony. A reward... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051118.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I'm gonna take a bath.
/ Try not to tell the CIA what kind of shampoo I use or anything. / Ugh, how could this day get any worse?
/ I'll turn on the TV!
/ News on TV always shows you the world's worst things. / ...Tinkle and two other inmates escaped from the Patty Hearst Women's Penal Colony.
/ A reward... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051118.html |
| WIGU: BOUNTY HUNTERS ARE HERE | There's a price on Mom's head! What are we gonna do?!
/ Go to your room, Wigu. Don't come out for anything. / Oh, sweet darkness, that didn't take long. / Bounty Hunters!
/ We don't need their scum! / How much're they offerin' fer the eyeballs?
/ It's not like that, Clarence. It is not ever like that. / CLARENCE... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051121.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | There's a price on Mom's head!
/ What are we gonna do?!
/ Go to your room, Wigu.
/ Don't come out for anything. / Oh, sweet darkness, that didn't take long. / Bounty Hunters!
/ We don't need their scum! / How much're they offerin' fer the eyeballs?
/ It's not like that, Clarence.
/ It is not ever like that. / CLARENCE... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051121.html |
| WIGU: There are Bounty Hunters Outside | (Wigu's room.)
/ HUGO: Yo hey what up, Wigu, what you doin' up here?
/ PHONE: Hello?
/ WIGU: Something weird is happening, Hugo. Paisley made me go up here. / (A bounty hunter in ninja attire is looking through the window in the background.)
/ HUGO: Somethin' weird be goin' down and we ain't in the middle... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051122.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Yo hey what up, Wigu, what you doin' up here?
/ Something weird is happening, Hugo.
/ Paisley made me go up here.
/ Hello? / Somethin' weird be goin' down and we ain't in tha middle of it?
/ You losin' yo' edge, Kid. / Daddy, wake up!
/ There's a $25,000 reward for Mom and there's a bunch of bounty hunters... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051122.html |
| WIGU: Bounty Hunters are Good People | Guys, we've got a problem. There's half a dozen bounty hunters outside who want the reward money for mom. / Bounty hunters? / We don't need their scum! / I can't wake daddy up and mom's in the tub with her IPod and vode and-- / Damnit I hate them bounty huntaz! / Why, Hugo? / Yo, back in the day... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051123.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | Guys, we've got a problem.
/ There's half a dozen bounty hunters outside who want the reward money for Mom.
/ Bounty hunters?
/ We don't need their scum! / I can't wake Daddy up and Mom's in the tub with her iPod and Vodka and--
/ Dammit I hate the bounty huntaz!
/ Why, Hugo? / Yo, back in the day my pops... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051123.html |
| WIGU: THE PHASE BEFORE THE MASSIVE SHOWDOWN. | Wigu: What are them bounty hunters like, Paisley?
/ Hugo: Yeah, if we know what all of they weaknesses is, then we can take 'em. / Paisley: Let's see, there's a ninja...
/ Paisley: A cowboy...
/ Paisley: a bucket head...
/ Paisley: a rastafaian...
/ Paisley: and like... a wizard maybe? / Wigu: Dang, that's... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051126.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | What are them bounty hunters like, Paisley?
/ Yeah, if we know what all of they weaknesses is, then we can take 'em. / Let's see, there's a ninja...
/ A cowboy...
/ a bucket head...
/ a rastafaian...
/ and like... a wizard maybe? / Dang, that's a tough crew...
/ I can take a cowboy down but a bucket head... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051126.html |
| WIGU: THE BOUNTY HUNTERS | I'm in the house, Clarence. Looks like the kids are the only ones awake. / Let us know when you get a visual on the target.
/ How's the reward money gettin' split on this one, Clarence? You ain't gonna cut me out again, are you?
/ Ay, maybe if ya actually did any work, ya'd get paid, mate. / You want... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051128.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | I'm in the house, Clarence.
/ Looks like the kids are the only ones awake. / Let us know when you get a visual on the target.
/ How's the reward money gettin' split on this one, Clarence?
/ You ain't gonna cut me out again, are you?
/ Ay, maybe if ya actually did any work, ya'd get paid, mate. / You want... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051128.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | 'Cause III'm your laaaaay-daaaaay!
/ And you are my maaaan! / Oh, shiii- / You've been a baaad girl. It's time to pay up. / Moment of truth, here... this ninja squatting on my bathtub aims to take me back to jail... what do I do? / Nobody expects it when a naked person attacks 'em! / AI-EEEE!!! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051130.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | 'Cause III'm your laaaaay-daaaaay!
/ And you are my maaaan! / Oh, Shiii- / You've been a baaad girl.
/ It's time to pay up. / Moment of truth, here... This ninja squatting on my bathtub aims to take me back to jail... what do I do? / Nobody expects it when a naked person attacks 'em! / AI-EEEE!!! / I... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051130.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | THUD CRASH
/ That came from the bathroom! / Paisley, wake up your Dad NOW!
/ I tried! He won't wake up!
/ TRY HARDER! / Woah! Christmas come early for Hugo wit'gifts for tha eyes!
/ I can't see and I can't remember what's going on! / You boys stay in there and keep the door shut!
/ Paisley! NOW!
/ Blind... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051201.html |
| WIGU: A COMIC ON THE INTER NET | THUD
/ CRASH
/ That came from the bathroom! / Paisley, wake up your Dad now!
/ I tried!
/ He won't wake up!
/ Try harder! / Woah!
/ Christmas come early for Hugo wit' gifts for tha eyes!
/ I can't see and I can't remember what's going on! / You boys stay in there and keep the door shut!
/ Paisley!
/ Now!
/ Blind... http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20051201.html |
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