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| Case of Atlantis 12 | [[Everyone is sitting around the table]] / Quincy: Wait a minute... Tinkles? That's our last name! / Art: You're as clever as you are intelligent, Mr. Tinkle! You and your family are the last living descendants of the original Tinkles! / Art: Which means that even though humans are nowhere near enlightenment, I can finally get off this temperamental death trap and back to the Red Ball! Woo! / Andre: So... how's Earth gonna get wiped out? / Art: I dunno... Global warming? Who cares, weee! / Quincy: That's why you had such a boner for Mars, Andre! It's like our birthright or something! / Andre: Hmm... / Paisley: Did I miss anything? I feel like I might have missed something. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070723.html |
| Case of Atlantis 13 | [[Everyone is around the table]] / Wigu: This is Art. He's a Martian. A long time ago, Mars dried up so the Martians escaped to Earth and invented people. Now Earth is about to be destroyed so we have to go to Mars because our family is special. / Paisley: I always knew deep down that everything everyone ever believed in was wrong! / [[Art winks]] / < http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070725.html |
| Case of Atlantis 14 | [[Head on view of a stealth looking plane flying low over the Atlantic]] / Narrator: 515 miles West... / Co-Pilot: ... Atlantis utilizes a psychosomatic cloaking field. You can't see it unless you believe you can see it. / [[Inside the plane]] / Eileen: So it has to be believed to be seen! / Co-Pilot: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard you say, Eileen. / Eileen: So all we gotta do is kill the Tinkles and then the badness will be stopped? / Co-Pilot: Nobody said "kill," Eileen. We just have to make sure they never go anywhere or talk to anyone ever again. It's the only way we can be 100% sure that Mars stays ours! / [[Rear view of the stealth plane, as if it's passed over us]] / Eileen: Well what if something happens that accidentally kills them? / Co-Pilot: Look, the most important thing to remember is that we get the Key of Unlocking. No matter what happens it can not be destroyed. / Eileen: Okey dokey. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070727.html |
| Case of Atlantis 15 | Narrator: Later / [[Wigu and Paisley sit on some stone blocks]] / Paisley: Wigu, are you scared? / Wigu: Nay, Paisley. I don't get scared about adventurin'. I feel kinda bad that all this is happenin' 'caused I wished for a spaceship, but that's about it. / Paisley: There's no way you could have known this would happen. / Wigu: I know. I just wanna know why art gave me clothes that show my titty! I hate that more than anything! / [[Pullback reveals Art eavesdropping on the kid's conversation.]] / Paisley: It's kinda cool that we might get to see the end of the world, though. I've always wanted to do that. / Wigu: We could also save the world maybe! / Paisley: I... I hadn't even thought of that! Is a nihilist who saves the world considered a sellout? / Wigu: This place is pretty. Is this like, romantic? / [[Paisley looks at Wigu, a bit weirded out by the thought]] / Wigu: What? I don't even know what that means! http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070730.html |
| Case of Atlantis 16 | [[Romy, Quincy, and Andre talk in front of the library]] / Narrator: 150 feet away... / Romy: I don't trust that "Art" thing. Mostly because I am pretty sure he's the Devil. / Quincy: Devils ain't real, baby. What do you think, Andre? I can't figure out nothin' in my dumb ol' brain. / Andre: Well, the events that led us here reek of destiny, and in my experience you do not mess with destiny. On the other hand, Art is a hermaphroditic, flying, half-goat alien whose image is steeped in the occult whose desperate motivation is to escape his lonely, endless existence as a harbinger of doom so he can create a strange, new civilization on our nearest celestial neighbor. / Quincy: Do you reckon that sum'bitch aims to pull a fast one on us? / Andre: I doubt he's trying to truck us, Quincy. He needs us more than we need him. Also destiny. / Quincy: What's all this "destiny" talk? Hell, I ain't even thought about Mars since I seen that "Total Recall" movie with that three-boobed gal. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070806.html |
| Case of Atlantis 17 | [[Romy, Quincy, and Andre talking]] / Romy: Quincy, you had a map to Atlantis in an heirloom safe, and you got a magic key by defeating the leader of the shadow government. I consider that pretty destiny-ish. / Quincy: Yeah, what do you think is up with this crazy key? You think it unlocks somethin'? Ow, pointy. / Andre: I haven't been able to figure out the significance of the key. I just assumed it opened the library. It might open something else here. Or it might open something on Mars. Or it might not have anything to do with anything. / [[Art looks on from afar through binoculars]] / Quincy: I feel funny when I touch it, like I'm drunk but still smart. / [[Close-up of Art looking on]] http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070808.html |
| Case of Atlantis 18 | [[Art heads up to his apartment on top of the pyramid]] / Art: (thought) Oh, those silly Tinkles... I'd forgotten how paranoid they were! Maybe we should have given them a bit more understanding capacity... eh, bygones. Wow, I can barely believe this could be the last day I have to look at that horrible blue sky. What am I going to bring? I'm sure all the essentials will be at the Hall of Records, the Key to which Mr. Tinkle so deftly nabbed... So many memories. / Art: (spoken) Toothpaste, underpants... pictures from Jesus' 21st birthday... / [[Cut to view of stealth plane over the Atlantic]] / Narrator: Right then... / Co-Pilot: ... you see, if we let a new species populate Mars, we lose control. And the Illuminati hates not being in control. / Eileen: Ohhh. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070810.html |
| Case of Atlantis 19 | [[In the cockpit of the stealth plane]] / Eileen: We're coming up on Atlantis. Weapon systems engaged. / Co-Pilot: Okay, now you just have to relax your eyes and expect to see it like one of those "magic eye" pictures. / Eileen: I can't see those things on account of the eye. / Co-Pilot: I'll spot you. / [[Inside Art's apartment. Through the window the oncoming stealth plane is visible]] / Art: ... Cup of Christ, first wheel, pictures from Nefertiti's 21st birthday... / < http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070813.html |
| Case of Atlantis 20 | [[Romy, Quincy and Andre stand, looking up at the impact site]] / Romy: Well there goes that plan. / Quincy: Was that a plane or a missile? / Andre: You know I was just thinking how that might be a serious design flaw in an invisible, floating fortress with a very tall obelisk. / Quincy: Well, now what? We got a map to Xanadu? / Andre: I'm going to investigate the crash site. This totally explains the Bermuda Triangle! / [[Wigu enters the scene]] / Wigu: Man, did you guys see that awesome explosion?! / Andre: Wigu, just who I need to talk to! Can you give me a lift to the crash site? / Wigu: AWEsome! / Andre: Now I can't guarantee what you see won't scar you for life. / Wigu: Don't worry Doctor Uncle. I already got scars. I'm just a big ol' husky scar. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070815.html |
| Case of Atlantis 21 | [[The Googel Maverick lands, with smoldering pyramid in the background]] / [[Wigu and Andre in front of the GMav, having viewed the crash site]] / Andre: The plane that struck the obelisk was Illuminati. All parties involved in the collision are extra crispy. / Wigu: It was the grossest thing I ever seen! / Andre: It also seems the obelisk was actually a spacecraft which is now minus one flight deck. This fact is moot anyway since it could have only been piloted by a Martian. / Quincy: What the heck, man? How many of these Illuminatis we gotta ice? / Andre: It seems the Illuminati are so desperate to stop us they're willing to give up their own lives. / Romy: But aren't we trying to save the world or something? How come they want to stop us? / Andre: The Illuminati has no interest in saving a world they can't control. Like it or not we're in the middle of a white-knuckle thrill-ride in a high-stakes world where we'll have to race against time... or pay the ultimate price. http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070817.html |
| Case of Atlantis 22 | Andre: We're not safe on this planet. Every step they take, every move we make...they'll be watching us.
/ Paisley: Oh, God... / Andre: Brother, you have to let Wigu fly me to Mars. It could be the only hope for the human race... / Andre: Sometimes there are things worth dying for...or at least risk exposure to danger, like life. Sometimes life is worth dying for... / Quincy: Rig em' up Andre. Let's get to Mars and see about saving this creepy world of ours.
/ Romy: No don't. Please.
/ Quincy. Don't listen to her. Just go. / Wigu: Hip hip hooray!
/ Andre: Wigu, I'll need the electrical schematics for your ships.
/ Wigu: The who? http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070820.html |
| Case of Atlantis 22 | {{Title: Epilogue One...}} / Narrator: Butter Dimension 360 / Sheriff Pony: Oh dear, oh dear... / Sheriff Pony: Oh my. / [[Topato lays bed, under the covers]] / Sheriff Pony: Topato! Topato! The time has come! Do you know what time it is?! / Topato: Obviously you do not, Sheriff Pony! / [[Topato sits up]] / Topato: I refuse to accept what I suspect you are referring to as a coping mechanism. / Sheriff Pony: Your denial is futile. It is happening. / [[Topato puts on his cape]] / Topato: If that is the case, you and I must spring into action harder than we have ever sprung into action. / Sheriff Pony: We must ensure our breakfast is calibrated for maximum balance. / Topato: Indeed. / [[Topato and Sheriff Pony head towards a door with a sign above it reading: "BUREAU OF INTERDIMENSIONAL AFFAIRS"]] http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070822.html |
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