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Bah Humbug! Cat nap day #3 / [[Trent, wearing antlers, hooked up to a sleigh. Findlay sits delightedly in the sleigh, next to the cat and large bags of presents or other treasures.]]
#59 Stop whining! [[Trent tries to push the wall back and keep it from closing in. Solen attempts to use his staff as a lever to block the walls progress, while Nerith tries to slow it with a freezing spell.]] / Trent: Gabriel is getting all the skill ups! If only I had my axe... / Findlay: So go get it. / Findlay: Solen...
#60 Taxes??? Trent: No experience points? / Mitzi: It was a boss fight, Trent. / <> / Findlay: Hey! Some of the gold vanished when I put it in my bag! / Trent: Taxes. / Findlay: What? / <> / Findlay: I don' pay taxes. I'm a ward of the state. Taxes pay me! / Mitzi: You're an adventurer now. You took the...
#61 All about the money Solen: Run! Follow me! / [[The party runs, jumps, dives, etc. to make it out of the tomb before it collapses.] / Findlay: That was close. / Findlay: Okay, now Mitzi, take us to your Dad's house. / Mitzi: What? Why? / Findlay: So we can collect the reward for rescuing you. / Mitzi: ! / Mitzi [[clearly...
#62 Three good reasons Findlay: I can't believe you would be so selfish! / Mitzi: Why, because selfishness is your domain exclusively? / Findlay: Your father offered us a reward for rescuing you. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go collect it. / Solen: You already stole from him? / Trent: Technicaly, we didn't even...
 
#63 Can't get there from here Trent: We can't collect any reward right now. Mitzi is in our party. She CAN'T go home yet. / Findlay: Why not? / Trent: She's an adventurer. She can't go home until she's at least level 10. Check your Adventurers' Handbook. / Findlay [[reading in the Adventurers' Handbook]]: But... that's... SO......
On 'Gardening' Mearyn [[looking very disturbed at the severed chocobo head in her pot]]: I suppose you are going to try to convince me you somehow "grew" this from VEGETABLE SEEDS? / Moogle [[looking innocent]]: That's what's in the flowerpot, kupo!
#64 You've got quite a treasure there... [[Walking past a farmhouse.]] / Findlay: Well, if we can't get the reward for rescuing Mitzi, then why don't we all head over to... COWS!! I bet if I steal from them, I can get milk! / [[In the background, Solen introduces himself to a farmer's daughter at the door to the farmhouse. Findlay pokes a cow.]] / Cow...
#65 Hey, you could help me! Findlay: Mitzi, that wasn't funny! / Mitzi [[in tears]]: If you are crediting me with the cow's explosion, you are wrong on both counts. / Solen [[stark naked]] Would you all mind? I'm trying to... / Farmer's daughter [[sitting up from whatever she was doing in Solen's lap]]: Hey! You're all adventurers...
On 'Subligar' Mearyn [[Browsing the Auction House]] Hmm. Would severed chocobo head be under alchemy? Or since I "grew" it would it be under misc... / Baxter [[Wearing full bronze armor set]] Check out my new armor! / [[Close up of subligar]] / Mearyn: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / [[Mearyn slaps Baxter]] / Baxter:...
 
#66 Box Puzzles = Fun! Trent: That was a fun mini-game! / Findlay: I revoke your rights to select mini-games for the party. And to assign the adjective "fun." / Trent: How you would know? You left and went fishing. / Findlay: Your idea of fun includes box puzzles. / Trent: Box puzzles? Where? / Mitzi: I like box puzzles,...
#67 Have you heard...? Findlay: Now, mages guild... / Trent: Hi! / [[In the background, Mearyn knocks on Malene's house.]] / Townsperson: Have you heard about the new tomb that was just opened up 5 miles to the west of the City of Laws? / [[In the background, Bubbly Bernie hangs out just outside Malene's bedroom window.]] / Mitzi:...
#68 New Equipment Findlay: Okay, mages guild... / Trent: No, first we have to get new equipment. / Findlay: What? / Trent: We just beat a dungeon, we're back in town, it's time to upgrade our equipment. See your adventurers' handbook on page 2. Besides, there's an armor shop right here. / [[In the background, Baxter comes...
#69 Trying on new clothes [[Nerith is in a new outfit that manages to cover even less.]] / Nerith: I found something I like! / Mitzi: Don't you get cold? / Trent: Wait... Does this shop even have a fitting room? / Solen [[smiling very happily]]: No, it does not. / Trent: Then did she...? / Solen: Yes, she did. / Findlay: Why do you...
#70 Clarification... [[Trent shows off some bracers.]] / Trent: My new armor increases my defense by 5! / Findlay: It's just leather bracelets. / Mitzi: Now you just have to block all damage with your wrists. Linda Carter would be so proud. / Trent: Who? / Findlay: STOP! / Trent [[sword drawn and ready]]: Monsters? But we're...
 
#71 And now, a new side quest! Findlay: Solen got new equipment without spending my money. / Mitzi: The hat is ugly and serves more purpose as a trophy than as upgrade. Besides, I strensously object to Solen as a a role model for anything. / Findlay: Whatever. We'll discuss this all again later, but for right now I think we are FINALLY...
#72 Why are adventurers needed here, again? {{Narration: Just outside town}}[[A keep on a small island.]] / Trent: Which way are the goblins? / Guard: Lord Meriddyn went to investigate... / Mitzi: He's investigating by himself? But he has all these guards... / Guard: ...and they hate him! / Solen: Is there a Lady Meriddyn who might need saving? / Guard:...
#73 Musical education is important! Mitzi: It DID make more sense that way! / Trent: So the goblins didn't go off to a tomb? They're still here? / Solen: We probably have to go through a door or something before we find them. / Trent: How do you know that? / Solen: We're still listening to cheerful "indoor" music, and not a creepy "dungeon...
Cat Nap Experiments with Color {{Findlay in a green leotard.}}
#74 It looks like treasure! Findlay [[having climbed up on a save point crystal, and poking at it with his dagger]]: What is this thing? / Trent: It's a "save point" crystal. Didn't you read about them in the Adventurers' handbook? / Findlay: Why can't I take it? / Trent: ... / Trent: Findlay, it's a "save point" ... / Findlay:...
 
#75 Everybody Dies is NOT an Option! Trent: Oh no! You broke the save crystal, Findlay! Now we have to make it through the dungeon without dying! / Findlay: ... / Findlay: What, exactly, was your other plan? / Mitzi: Trent's right. / Mitzi: Did you read this entire book? / Trent: Of course! Didn't you? / Mitzi: Well... / Findlay: Did...
#76 That's what it says in the Brady guide Mitzi [[reading from the handbook]]: Wait! That's what we forgot! We upgraded our armor, but not our weapons! / Trent: We'll do it later. I can smell the goblins from here. / Findlay: And we wouldn't want to let them steal Lord Meriddyn's treasure! / Mitzi: All I have are my bombs. / Solen: As a reminder,...
#77 Trapz Here! Findlay: As towers go, this one isn't particularly dark or ominous. / Mitzi: The theme music is kinda cathy. You can dance to it. / [[Trent, Nerith, and the cat swing under a disco ball.]] / Solen: Dancing wasn't what came to mind... / [[Goblin Sign: Do not touch this wall - pizen.]] / [[Mitzi throws...
Catnap - Do not taunt the happy fun Mitzi {{Colorized rendition of Mitzi walking away from something she has just set fire to. Mitzi drops a bouquet of roses and scowls in irritation.}}
#78 Moved to big trezure roomz. [[Findlay, Trent, and Gabriel peek into a room filled with treasure chests and other boxlike containers.]] / Findlay: What? Nooo! No! *whimper* They can't ALL be filled with notes that say: Moved to big trezure roomz! Aaarrggghh!!!! / Findlay: I can't believe the goblins got to all the treasure before...
 
#79 No really, why ARE adventurers needed here? Guard: The goblins went this way! / Trent: Thanks, random tower guard guy! / Guard: The goblins went this way! / Findlay: Wait a minutes... Does anybody else find it weird that this tower is FULL of guards... ...and yet they hire adventurers to deal with their little goblin infestation? / Trent: Don't...
#80 Engage! Trent: I hear something... Could it be? Do we finally get to fight the goblins? / Trent: ENGAGE! / Findlay: Trent... That's a jelly... you know that... right? / Trent: Can't here you! Fighting goblins right now. Really short... kind of sack-shaped... uh... gummi-goblins!
#81 What about High Defense? <> {{Trent swings at the jelly for 1 point of damage.}} / <> {{Trent swings at the jelly for 1 point of damage.}} / <> {{Trent swings at the jelly for 1 point of damage.}} / <> {{Trent swings at the jelly for 1 point of damage.}} / Trent: These things are tough! / {{Naration:...
#82 Watch your tone, troll-boy Nerith: They're elemental, Trent. Magic works much better than melee when fighting... / Trent: Okay, since you know that and you are the mage, why don't you cast a spell then? / Nerith: I really don't think that's... / Trent: DO IT! / Nerith [[pissed off, snaps her fingers and casts an ice spell]]: ... / Trent:...
#83 Theory of Relativity Trent: Findlay, the longer it takes us to kill that thing, the longer the goblins will have to get away with the treasure. / Findlay: Eh. / Trent: What, you think just because we're adventurers that stuff doesn't happen until we get there? / Findlay: Whatever. That may be so. I was thinking along more...
 

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