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| slantwords.com/10_19_09.html | After following so many yellow bricks / they were crestfallen to find the Emerald City in a short sale / to Donald Trump. |
| slantwords.com/10_20_08.html | Grandpa used to say each flower he saw / was a thought about Grandma, / every petal, a thought about killing her. |
| slantwords.com/10_22_09.html | Finding the mythical shoes of Hermes in a dusty shoebox / was certainly a bonus, but unless those puppies were / BOGO they were going right back on that bottom shelf. |
| slantwords.com/10_23_08.html | She tells me the dangling shoes / are to signal heroin deals. / I tell her I think they are beautiful and keep driving. |
| slantwords.com/10_25_07.html | The weather is changing / the leaves are falling, but damn it / when are my balls going to drop? |
| slantwords.com/10_26_06.html | In the haunted hearing air repair shop / there are some who say you can still hear / the distant grumblings of having paid too much. |
| slantwords.com/10_26_09.html | Did you just drop the baby?! / Yeah, kind of, but don't worry / we can just make another one. |
| slantwords.com/10_27_08.html | When I found the entrance to Hades / I had no idea / it wasn't open 24 hours. |
| slantwords.com/10_29_09.html | Now that my ray gun is fully operational / we shall see / who gets put to bed at seven o'clock. |
| slantwords.com/10_30_08.html | Few were brave enough to continue / aboard a vessel with a ghost of a little boy / who liked to throw poop. |
| slantwords.com/10_31_07.html | Ever since we met / I have done my best to reproduce your world in models, / your office chair, your desk, your tiny beating heart. |
| slantwords.com/11_02_06.html | When the rat kept beating me to the end of the maze / I poisoned its cheese. / Who's smarter now bitch? |
| slantwords.com/11_02_09.html | His waiting became a permanent fixture, / his skin and bone became bronze, / a monument of his devotion to her. |
| slantwords.com/11_03_08.html | This was the land of his ancestors, / hard living and hard drinking folk / just his kind of people. |
| http://www.slantwords.com/11_05_09.html | Shopping soon became another sport, / a dangerous hunt with sales like bullets / and deals worth dying for. http://slantwords.com/11_05_09.html |
| slantwords.com/11_06_08.html | It wasn't in his family history, / but after years of living and loving this country / it became his history. |
| slantwords.com/11_08_07.html | They gathered around in dramatic anticipation / only to be disappointed / when he didn't jump. |
| slantwords.com/11_09_06.html | When I brought the new puppy home I thought / aw, how cute / just like us when we first met. |
| slantwords.com/11_09_09.html | Legend has it she danced to become one with the stars, / but there are some who think she danced / because she was fire. |
| slantwords.com/11_10_08.html | One look at the x-ray / and the surgeon suddenly remembered / where he left his ipod. |
| slantwords.com/11_12_09.html | Should we be worried about these white-skinned strangers? / No, Takoda. / Their future will all be lost at our many road-side casinos. |
| slantwords.com/11_13_08.html | He was sure nature was in on it / because when he was done taking pictures / his car was gone. |
| slantwords.com/11_15_07.html | With that thing on the wing I had only two options, / press the call button / or ask myself, what would Shatner do? |
| slantwords.com/11_16_06.html | They didn't fool me even for a second; / I knew there was a camera the whole time. / I just like the feel of candy down my pants. |
| slantwords.com/11_16_09.html | When I found out she was a spy / I decided / to let her win all the arguments. |
| slantwords.com/11_17_08.html | Many world leaders have found / that the path of enlightenment, surprisingly, / leads to the Playboy Mansion. |
| slantwords.com/11_19_09.html | Sometimes people confuse fate / for luck, / and hemlock for clovers. |
| slantwords.com/11_20_08.html | Every day I think about two things, / the last time I saw your face / and how I am going to break out of here. |
| slantwords.com/11_22_07.html | She had set four places again, / as if it were instinct, / even though he was never coming home. |
| slantwords.com/11_23_06.html | Every so often / you bear a striking resemblance / to Lizzie Borden |