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| slantwords.com/09_14_09.html | I knew I was never / going to live down / that wrong turn at the Bering Sea. |
| slantwords.com/09_15_08.html | Most people recovering from near-death experiences / say heaven is just like an airport, / long lines and drug-sniffing dogs. |
| slantwords.com/09_17_09.html | They were forbidden to see each other, / a modern day Pyramus and Thisbe, / passing love notes over power lines in the night. |
| slantwords.com/09_18_08.html | It had all seemed so fairy tale, / right up until she found out that Prince Charming / had given her herpes. |
| slantwords.com/09_20_07.html | Samurai Dan knew his costume would be a hit, / but he didn't know / Ninja Bob was just around the corner, waiting. |
| slantwords.com/09_21_06.html | In a startled rage the unfrozen caveman punched his reflection / but all he ever got was broken fingers / and community service. |
| slantwords.com/09_21_09.html | He was amazed at how little it had changed / as he walked around it, wondering / who lived there now. |
| slantwords.com/09_22_08.html | Willy Wonka lost it all in a lawsuit / when his glass elevator / landed on someone important. |
| slantwords.com/09_24_09.html | Everything became motorized, Point A / became Point B in the blink of an eye, / but they still could not make you love me. |
| slantwords.com/09_25_08.html | At the end of the day / I dream of a life / less ordinary. |
| slantwords.com/09_27_07.html | When I asked the driver if that is what love sounds like / he just smiled and shook his head no, / "Son that is what robot sex sounds like." |
| slantwords.com/09_28_06.html | In the Tunnel of Tomorrow / I was assured the past could never catch up with me, / but when I arrived you were already there waiting. |
| slantwords.com/09_28_09.html | Being able to choose every little feature / began a lifelong quest to discover why / his parents gave him a unibrow. |
| slantwords.com/09_29_08.html | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. / Right... / if that eye is blind. |
| slantwords.com/10_01_09.html | Having a giant for a father was no / fairy tale with his huge underwear around the house / and my hundreds of smooshed boyfriends. |
| slantwords.com/10_02_08.html | I set the forest on fire / to show you / I could create such beautiful things. |
| slantwords.com/10_04_07.html | With the Apaches nearing the gates / Mary Anne couldn't help but wonder / what it was like with a Savage. |
| slantwords.com/10_05_06.html | It wasn't until it was all over / before Superman realized that in the right kind of light / Kryptonite looks just like guacamole. |
| slantwords.com/10_05_09.html | Your heart seemed / just as good a place as any to hole up / and forget her. |
| slantwords.com/10_06_08.html | When you said you lived at the hotel / I was impressed. / Until I realized you are a prostitute. |
| slantwords.com/10_08_09.html | When it began to rain / real cats and dogs / we started to use our metaphors a little more carefully. |
| slantwords.com/10_09_08.html | Life was turning out to be just like a video game, / he only wondered / how many continues he had left. |
| slantwords.com/10_11_07.html | Somehow the slightly less popular rule of Fight Club, / kiss and make up afterwards, / just never seemed to make the cut. |
| slantwords.com/10_12_06.html | How many times did I tell him "be sure to wear clean underwear," / but that is how the aliens found him, / terror stricken and skidmarked. |
| slantwords.com/10_12_09.html | He noticed the poetry in everything / perhaps most / in the ugly and brutal. |
| slantwords.com/10_13_08.html | I could see things others couldn't, / the future, the past, / your sister in the shower. |
| slantwords.com/10_15_09.html | Barreling toward a future together / unable to balance / or tell where or if we should stop. |
| slantwords.com/10_16_08.html | As a spy he was only allowed / brief moments with his family / before he was someone else again. |
| slantwords.com/10_18_07.html | I try never to look inside the cockpit. / I'm afraid I will see the man / who knocked up my flight attendant mother. |
| slantwords.com/10_19_06.html | In the future we will all have guns. / And death / will only be a game children play. |