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| slantwords.com/11_23_09.html | He hunted through the text of his history, / a maze starting and ending / with himself. |
| slantwords.com/11_24_08.html | Mom. / This is so much better / than watching Sesame Street. |
| slantwords.com/11_26_09.html | The Turkey was asking for it / I mean, / look at the way it was dressed. |
| slantwords.com/11_27_08.html | Maybe I can sell these white devils / some bear scrotums / and just say they are holistic. |
| slantwords.com/11_29_07.html | Even superheroes have to do laundry, / but he was getting tired of her cape / turning everything pink. |
| slantwords.com/11_30_06.html | Aliens have been known to take whole families / just to put their assortment of Old Navy skin / / on display. |
| slantwords.com/11_30_09.html | He decided to make his home under the freeway off-ramp, / the sound, the closest thing to the ocean / adn the distant blue of his dreams. |
| slantwords.com/12_01_08.html | Jurassic Plant Park / was not nearly as successful / as Universal Studios had hoped. |
| slantwords.com/12_03_09.html | When the aliens became hostile we sent in our finest / used car salesman, armed only with charm and a brown Pinto. / They did not stand a chance. |
| slantwords.com/12_04_08.html | Head pressed to glass / he looked down knowing / it all would keep moving without him. |
| slantwords.com/12_06_07.html | Even in my bachelor pad of the future / chicks were hard to come by, / but that is when I discovered chloroform. |
| slantwords.com/12_07_09.html | MC Hammer had paid for his mistakes, / but he was damned if he was going to let them take his / two-story, 24-karat gold bathroom. |
| slantwords.com/12_08_08.html | The monk tried to be zen about it all, / but the rock garden had taken months / and the cat pooped right in the middle. |
| slantwords.com/12_10_09.html | Iraq was never the same / after Las Vegas / began to invest in the Middle East. |
| slantwords.com/12_11_08.html | He could have lived forever / from the sap of its bark, / but he wasn't about to eat anything that looked like semen. |
| slantwords.com/12_13_07.html | After I read The Giver I thought / what a tough way to learn about life / most of us just go to high school. |
| slantwords.com/12_14_06.html | What? If you had to swim in a circle all day / you would eat the first child / that fell in your tank too. |
| slantwords.com/12_14_09.html | They waited quitely, / the safe locked from the outside, / the air running out. |
| slantwords.com/12_15_08.html | Art began to get real interesting / when the original masters realized / they could just paint naked ladies. |
| slantwords.com/12_17_09.html | When he asked / if I was looking at his eye / I wish I had just said no. |
| slantwords.com/12_18_08.html | Sometimes I can reflect myself in storefront windows, / it really freaks people out / and is one of the few benefits of being dead. |
| slantwords.com/12_20_07.html | In the labyrinth of consumerism / we cleverly held a string leading to our freedom, / but it was buy one get one free at The Gap. |
| slantwords.com/12_21_06.html | Somehow it just never seemed the same / when we found out / Santa Claus was working for Al-Qaeda |
| slantwords.com/12_21_09.html | After she was trampled to death in a holiday sale / I was told that somewhere / she was getting the best deals in Heaven. |
| slantwords.com/12_22_08.html | She built a replacement out of snow / and continued to push quietly / long after he had begun to melt. |
| slantwords.com/12_24_09.html | After I found out / Dad was Santa, I began to wonder / why I never got better presents. |
| slantwords.com/12_25_08.html | He thought he killed an intruder, / but Santa went down hard, / bleeding glitter and happy thoughts. |
| slantwords.com/12_27_07.html | You would be amazed at what people throw out. / Broken dreams and broken hearts, / but mainly just used condoms and dirty diapers. |
| slantwords.com/12_28_06.html | I had been stalking the office for months / living on bits of doughnut and drips of coffee / and distant sidelong glances of you. |
| slantwords.com/12_28_09.html | It was supposed to be the finest / in living accommodations, / but then the Zombies moved in next door. |