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| slantwords.com/03_22_07.html | If I had one shot at doing it all over again / just one chance / I would make sure my breasts were the same size. |
| slantwords.com/03_22_10.html | Look Frank, / eternity is much too long for you / to be coping a feel. |
| slantwords.com/03_23_06.html | When you said my father was out at sea / I thought he was a fisherman / not a sperm whale. |
| slantwords.com/03_23_09.html | Looking over the edge we let them all drop, / thousands of mix CDs parachuting down / for anyone who had never fallen in love. |
| slantwords.com/03_24_08.html | It took all my strength / not to run out on the tarmac after you, / not to say goodbye all over again. |
| slantwords.com/03_25_10.html | In the silence of the valley / death circled above, watching us all, / especially the fat ones. |
| slantwords.com/03_26_09.html | Marjorie, would you just take the picture already. / People are staring. Yes, wow. / The Brooklyn Bridge. Can we keep flying now? |
| slantwords.com/03_27_08.html | He knew his destiny as a shoemaker, / but just once he wanted / his chance to be on American Idol. |
| slantwords.com/03_29_07.html | Lousy fortune telling machine / I put a whole two bucks in just so it could tell me / "Invest your money wisely." |
| slantwords.com/03_29_10.html | My shrinking machine was a success! / Now quickly, take my picture / before the cat finds us. |
| slantwords.com/03_30_06.html | So many crates and so many numbers, / if only I could just remember / where I put the body. |
| slantwords.com/03_30_09.html | When they emerge they are beautiful / and perfectly distinct. / Too bad becoming an adult feels like the exact opposite. |
| slantwords.com/03_31_08.html | We began collecting / when it began disappearing / little shadowboxes of beautiful things. |
| slantwords.com/04_01_10.html | The hole of truth was supposed to show / what you wanted most in this world / and he was surprised to see her. |
| 04_02_09.html | I followed those tracks for miles, city to city, waiting to see that dead body. http://slantwords.com/04_02_09.html |
| slantwords.com/04_03_08.html | See, that could have been our baby in that outfit / if you hadn't given him up / for adoption. |
| slantwords.com/04_05_07.html | They all thought I was their savior, / but I was just really on a game show from the future / and I lost. |
| slantwords.com/04_05_10.html | According to the Christian Surf Monitor, / Jesus died / for your swims. |
| slantwords.com/04_06_06.html | Frank, did you ever see the movie Robots? / Yeah, / I thought it was bullshit too. |
| 04_06_09.html | When I said we should start seeing other people / I didn't exactly mean / my mother. http://slantwords.com/04_06_09.html |
| slantwords.com/04_07_08.html | It wasn't until I tried to place the call / and was told by St. Peter himself, I realized / God just doesn't accept collect calls. |
| slantwords.com/04_08_10.html | Alright Dad, this had better be good. / The last "of mystery" stop we paid $12.50 / to see petrified dinosaur poop. |
| slantwords.com/04_09_09.html | Most people spend their entire lives waiting / so when you asked me to wait for you / I kissed you goodbye and boarded the plane anyway. |
| slantwords.com/04_10_08.html | At the end of the war / there was one broadcast tower they missed / and I used it to play silly love songs. |
| slantwords.com/04_12_07.html | Have you ever tried to deep fry a bowling ball? / Well let me tell you / don't. |
| slantwords.com/04_12_10.html | It's one of the first things to learn, / we are no different / and just as fragile. |
| slantwords.com/04_13_06.html | My Grandma used to say / "Never put all your eggs in one basket," / but then again, she used to put toast in the washing machine. |
| slantwords.com/04_13_09.html | They rebuilt it from the ground up, / each scaffolding placed under the assumption / that God is pro-union. |
| slantwords.com/04_14_08.html | People think it is fun and games, / nothing but bananas all day long. / Well, my balls itch. BAD. |
| slantwords.com/04_15_10.html | My father's only parting advice / was to not drink the water and / to be wary of all massage parlors. |