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| slantwords.com/04_16_09.html | Every moment of his life / was spent as if he was about to be / on the cover of Vanity Fair. |
| slantwords.com/04_17_08.html | I have spent the majority of my life underwater, / hunting for something greater than myself, / something worth a million bucks. |
| slantwords.com/04_19_07.html | When I discovered another world / that only existed in mirrors / I began a plot to steal my reflection's left-handed life. |
| slantwords.com/04_19_10.html | I drove fast and hard / trying to get out of this town and away / from everything that reminded me of you. |
| slantwords.com/04_20_06.html | Timmy would spend the rest of his life / wondering why the smell of fancy soap / makes him pee his pants. |
| slantwords.com/04_20_09.html | Have things gotten better Margie? / You know Betty, I just don't know. / I'm still waiting for the day they take me away. |
| slantwords.com/04_21_08.html | The only way to survive the zombie invasion / was to pretend to be one of them, / lifeless, loveless, his first marriage. |
| slantwords.com/04_22_10.html | A future at his father's company was all but guaranteed. / Yet all he really wanted out of life / was to lounge around the house naked. |
| slantwords.com/04_23_09.html | His deathbed advice / whispered just before his passing, / invest in plastics. |
| slantwords.com/04_24_08.html | He questioned the need / for a 24-hour dry cleaner / and then he suddenly remembered Monica Lewinsky. |
| slantwords.com/04_26_07.html | As a thief I was trained to take everything, / to leave no trail behind, / but that all changed when I saw you sleeping. |
| slantwords.com/04_26_10.html | Ivy League Monster / is upset / about his student loans. |
| slantwords.com/04_27_06.html | One day I stopped talking altogether / and years later when I tried again / I spoke only in rays of light and shades of gray. |
| slantwords.com/04_27_09.html | Around the same time every day / he sat, waiting, watching / for the accidents to happen. |
| slantwords.com/04_28_08.html | When his remote began affecting real life / he made the mistake of pointing it at himself / and pressing pause. |
| slantwords.com/04_29_10.html | In the Hall of Famous Americans / I learned Benjamin Franklin / invented the electric dildo. |
| slantwords.com/04_30_09.html | She hated pirates, / but little did she know they were / the true pioneers of ADA accessibility. |
| slantwords.com/05_01_08.html | The real Daniel Boone / had a fucking axe. / All I got were these cheap leather pants. |
| slantwords.com/05_03_07.html | When God said to Noah, "build me an ark." / Noah suddenly wished he'd spent more time at carpentry school / instead of drinking Jäger. |
| slantwords.com/05_03_10.html | After every performance I waited / to watch you leave. No restraining order / was going to keep me from loving you. |
| slantwords.com/05_04_06.html | Remember when I told you that if I ever found a portal / to another dimension I would never come back? / Well, it wasn't all that. |
| slantwords.com/05_04_09.html | This seemed just as good a place as any / to learn how to dance / and how to fall in love. |
| slantwords.com/05_05_08.html | I want you to go blond. / Because we are outlaws now, that's why. / Just put on the wig already. |
| slantwords.com/05_06_10.html | Each year they returned, / pretending not to know one another, / to fall in love all over again. |
| slantwords.com/05_07_09.html | Driving Westward / it was easy to see / that this was all we would ever need. |
| slantwords.com/05_08_08.html | I film everything / so you can see when you are older / just how much of a brat you were. |
| slantwords.com/05_10_07.html | After she found out I was secretly a pornstar / the rest of the afternoon was quiet / and I wondered why I didn't tell her years ago. |
| slantwords.com/05_10_10.html | Land mines / and ground squirrels / always make for an eventful afternoon. |
| slantwords.com/05_11_06.html | You know Edith, if one more person / taps their greasy fingers on the glass / I am going to burn the building down. |
| slantwords.com/05_11_09.html | When I brought home another robot / things were fine / until my first robot downloaded jealousy. |