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| slantwords.com/05_12_08.html | It was there in the clearing. / What they had been seeking all these years, / the picnic table of the last supper. |
| slantwords.com/05_13_10.html | The shop had been empty for year, / but he could still smell his father's bakery and the sweet / promise of Type 2 diabetes. |
| slantwords.com/05_14_09.html | If only all books could be this way, / cast in silver and gold, shimmering / with knowledge and countless fingerprints. |
| slantwords.com/05_15_08.html | Salvation is at every corner, / you just have to know where to look / and how much to pay. |
| slantwords.com/05_17_07.html | He was spreading himself too thin / the beginning, the end, / a distant glimmer of what he was and what he was becoming. |
| slantwords.com/05_17_10.html | We always supported our son's ability / in costume design and stage craft, but / the neighbors were starting to talk. |
| slantwords.com/05_18_06.html | “Cake or death,” he said, flashing his gun. / And I asked, “is it fruitcake?” / “because I won’t touch that shit.” |
| slantwords.com/05_18_09.html | If I didn't kill this seed now / this very well may be the tree / prophesized to kill me. |
| slantwords.com/05_19_08.html | I tried to recreate Superman's / Fortress of Solitude in my backyard, / but it wasn't nearly as much of a chick magnet. |
| slantwords.com/05_20_10.html | Looks like somebody / just found you / a birthday present. |
| slantwords.com/05_21_09.html | Each of us had one installed, / set to detect and destroy / great ideas. |
| slantwords.com/05_22_08.html | He knew it was not the way of Buddha, / but if Genji touched the bell one more time / he was going to get a katana blade to the face. |
| slantwords.com/05_24_07.html | One day he just climbed up on the roof and installed / the biggest satellite dish this town has ever seen. / I guess you can never have too many porn channels. |
| slantwords.com/05_24_10.html | After the flood we spent hours / walking across reflections, / wading through memories. |
| slantwords.com/05_25_06.html | "Ground Control to Major Tom, come in Major Tom." / "Major Tom to Ground Control. Could you call back in five ?" / "I'm getting some serious space nookie." |
| slantwords.com/05_25_09.html | "I'll tell you the secret to it all," / she slurred loud and hot in my ear, / "drink until the music is good." |
| slantwords.com/05_26_08.html | It was beginning to rain, / which wouldn't be so bad / if you hadn't stormed off with the car keys. |
| slantwords.com/05_27_10.html | This totally reminds me of Stand by Me, / except if it were you and me / I would have pushed you over the edge, fatso. |
| slantwords.com/05_28_09.html | He could live with his accident / if it weren't / fro the everyday reflections. |
| slantwords.com/05_29_08.html | After x-raying numerous historic items / we discovered that robots / secretly invented our history. |
| slantwords.com/05_31_07.html | Mom always told me not to look at the sun, / but after she left / I didn't have to listen to her anymore. |
| slantwords.com/05_31_10.html | With my evil lair nearly complete / I was one step closer to my dream / of becoming a Bond villain. |
| slantwords.com/06_01_06.html | See the world they said. / Meet interesting people they said. / Well, this shit is heavy. |
| slantwords.com/06_01_09.html | The end of August, / even the fruit is sweating / at the night market. |
| slantwords.com/06_02_08.html | I hope you realize / the moment you close your eyes / you are as good as dead. |
| slantwords.com/06_03_10.html | If I had only carefully preserved / my childhood in cellophane and acid free paper / I would be one rich nerd. |
| slantwords.com/06_04_09.html | He just knew he would end up sitting next / to this lady talking to herself / and that she would smell like pee. |
| slantwords.com/06_05_08.html | Thinking of lily pads / makes me think of playing leapfrog when we were children / and how I got to look up your skirt. |
| slantwords.com/06_07_07.html | The time machine only worked for a few seconds, / which was just long enough for a photograph / and to rub it in my colleagues' faces. |
| slantwords.com/06_07_10.html | I wanted to be more impressed, but / I mean, it's really on a mountain, / you know, with a hole in it. |