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| slantwords.com/02_23_09.html | If I were a dragonfly, / living only for a few weeks, / I would bone everything in sight too. |
| slantwords.com/02_25_08.html | While we were watching Silence of the Lambs last night / I thought to myself, it couldn't be that hard / to make a coat out of your skin. |
| slantwords.com/02_25_10.html | When you told me your parents were Lilliputians / I naturally thought you were kidding, / until I saw their dinette set. |
| slantwords.com/02_26_09.html | She was saddened / they were all going to be slaughtered for fuel, / but Mars was cold at night. |
| slantwords.com/02_28_08.html | Contrary to what popular culture has taught me, / drinking toxic waste / will not turn me into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. |
| Sadly, even in Legoland / there was nothing but lost pigeons / and sleepy perverts. | |
| slantwords.com/03_01_10.html | He hid in that balcony for years, / listening to half-hearted singing / and silent prayers for something better. |
| Don't forget the milk and eggs she says, / don't forget the milk and eggs. / How about I forget to give you your insulin. | |
| slantwords.com/03_02_09.html | He said everything I would need in life / would be hidden behind a green brick in our old house, / but all I ever found was asbestos and regret. |
| slantwords.com/03_03_08.html | He tried to win her / that damn bear all night, / she had so better put out. |
| slantwords.com/03_04_10.html | Now is probably not the best time / to tell you / I've slept with your sister. |
| slantwords.com/03_05_09.html | In his crazed genius / he harnessed the power of wormholes / and left little surprises all around the city. |
| slantwords.com/03_06_08.html | Being frozen in Carbonite sounded so cool, / the perfect tribute to Han Solo, / until my man bits fell off. |
| slantwords.com/03_06_08.html | Being frozen in Carbonite sounded so cool, / the perfect tribute to Han Solo, / until my man bits fell off. |
| slantwords.com/03_07_11.html | I like my books like I like my gin, / dirty / and out of the bathtub. |
| When I arrived I realized it was too late. / You had left me a final note / and drowned yourself in a bowl of instant noodles. | |
| slantwords.com/03_08_10.html | No one seemed to be impressed / by my bast collection of used / medical instruments. |
| I always wanted to be buried under a playground / beneath the woodchips and rubber / and all those little happy feet. | |
| slantwords.com/03_09_09.html | The plague closed cities and ports / and halted the world economy except for the "I survived / the plague and all I got was this lousy shirt" business." |
| slantwords.com/03_10_08.html | I handed over the money / for anything that would start / and get me the hell out of this town. |
| slantwords.com/03_11_10.html | Now appearing for a limited run only, / the finest production of / hobo Shakespeare. |
| slantwords.com/03_12_09.html | He wished for something selfless and different / that each of the wishes before his / would come true. |
| slantwords.com/03_13_08.html | And on particularly cold nights / they say you can hear the ghost yodeler / choking on his final Ricola. |
| After my fish died Dad flushed it down the toilet / so when Grandma passed I wondered / how was she ever going to fit? | |
| slantwords.com/03_15_10.html | Hide and seek / is the sport of the lonely, / especially when you are the only kid on the block. |
| In the cartoon graveyard / there is nothing left but puddles of ink / and sad oval shaped eyes. | |
| slantwords.com/03_16_09.html | I woke up in a James Joyce novel / floating in a stream of consciousness, / drowning in a pool of whiskey. |
| slantwords.com/03_17_08.html | When the lizard people took over, / the Discovery Channel was first to go / and then all the chairs. |
| slantwords.com/03_18_10.html | That shadow seemed so familiar, / but it couldn't be, / his had been removed years ago. |
| slantwords.com/03_19_09.html | Who says you can't pilot a boat after a couple of drinks? / And as soon as the horizon / is horizontal again we will be on our way. |
| slantwords.com/03_20_08.html | There was no way of knowing that this was the day / the animals in the zoo / were going to start taking hostages. |