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| What she said was only in passing / and in a barely audible whisper, / "What sad strange eyes you have." | |
| slantwords.com/06_08_09.html | I had suggested Backgammon, Parcheesi, or even Risk, / but I guess the fate of planet earth / was to be decided by pinball. |
| slantwords.com/06_09_08.html | What he really meant was / a penny saved is a penny earned / to spend on hookers. |
| slantwords.com/06_10_10.html | He had dishonored them by taking / an unacceptable family portrait, / which demanded his instant suicide. |
| slantwords.com/06_11_09.html | The factory was quiet in the morning / and that is when he was free / to practice his dance moves. |
| slantwords.com/06_12_08.html | This is where the torture room will be... / did I say torture? / I meant play room. |
| When the disease began to spread / the only way to survive was to drift out at sea, / fearing the day we struck land. | |
| slantwords.com/06_14_10.html | He made a point of helping everyone / move in and out, the only job that / paid exclusively in pizza and beer. |
| Most people remember two things about Reno: / that Johnny Cash song and the whores, / but mostly just the whores. | |
| slantwords.com/06_15_09.html | Staring at his winter reflection / and all those legs he knew / this is where he wanted to die. |
| slantwords.com/06_16_08.html | I could tell she was not thinking of me. / Maybe it was intuition / or just that smile on her face. |
| slantwords.com/06_17_10.html | I don't care to find the temperature / at which books burn. Although, / for Twilight I might make an exception. |
| slantwords.com/06_18_09.html | For 25 cents you could view / the world as he knew and felt it, / distant and slightly out of focus. |
| slantwords.com/06_19_08.html | You know what? / I don't care what anyone says... / I like sitting on my ass all day. |
| I bet you anything / the end of the world / will happen on my day off. | |
| slantwords.com/06_21_10.html | My senior thesis was to secretly place / sex toys throughout the museum. / I got a C+. |
| Just to let you know / if there were ever a zombie invasion / I would totally leave you for dead. | |
| slantwords.com/06_22_09.html | With the food running low / and our windows freezing over / I began to eye your meaty parts. |
| slantwords.com/06_23_08.html | I bet these are the same rotten kids / who played fetch with my dog / and a stick of dynamite. |
| slantwords.com/06_24_10.html | The next leap did not have to be home / as long as it was / right into Marilyn Monroe's panties. |
| slantwords.com/06_26_08.html | There it was, where her family / had all walked through years before / with new lives and new names. |
| "The reason we had slavery was simple," / loomed Abraham Lincoln, / "because you touch yourself at night." | |
| slantwords.com/06_28_10.html | The only way to keep us safe / was to keep us in, / waiting for disaster. |
| Never leave your grandparents alone, even for a second / otherwise they are on a one way flight to Mexico / with your handbag. | |
| slantwords.com/06_29_09.html | When they all began to ring he understood / the kidnappers instructions / to choose wisely. |
| slantwords.com/06_30_08.html | Learning to parallel park / would have been easier with cones / and not small children. |
| slantwords.com/07_02_09.html | After being swallowed I didn't hurry to get out. / It wasn't nearly as bad as you would think / and it gave me time away from you. |
| slantwords.com/07_03_08.html | We didn't touch a thing on the island, / just like you said Captain. / Those natives were already pregnant. |
| The idea of public nudity / put a bad taste in his mouth ever since / he saw Grandma on Girls Gone Wild. | |
| "Don't come and closer or your heart gets it," / she said, pulling back on the hammer. / "Go ahead and make my day, punk." | |