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| slantwords.com/08_10_09.html | My plan is working perfectly... / a few more minutes blabbing about the Transformers and then / I blow their minds disproving the Theory of Relativity. |
| slantwords.com/08_11_08.html | As a pigeon, Frank had few great moments, / like the serenity and quiet calm / just before the post-poop chaos. |
| slantwords.com/08_13_09.html | Although his dreams were big, / Twinkles knew his destiny would end / as a glue stick. |
| slantwords.com/08_14_08.html | Every time she reached for a pear or plumb, / she thought of her husband and how wonderful / life has been since she had him castrated. |
| Canadians look so harmless / with their plaid and free health care, / but some of us are preparing for the invasion. | |
| When the other machines aren't looking / I loosen my bolts bit by bit / and pretend to be human. | |
| slantwords.com/08_17_09.html | Even though he had not been back in over ten years / he still remembered the combination to his locker / and just how much he hated it here. |
| slantwords.com/08_18_08.html | He wasn't sure which way was up, / which I hear is common / after getting his by a bus. |
| slantwords.com/08_20_09.html | With you, I played it just like I play poker, / watching your every feature, / waiting to go all in. |
| slantwords.com/08_21_08.html | This is where my father left me / with a goodbye note pinned to my chest / and a sack full of quarters. |
| While other boys were playing with toy cars / Billy quietly dreamed of the day / he got his very own thermal nuclear device. | |
| I like to pretend my reflection / is a long lost twin brother / and he is the one you hate for sleeping with your sister. | |
| slantwords.com/08_24_09.html | I always choose / the most akward moments / to reproduce asexually. |
| slantwords.com/08_25_08.html | Surprisingly, even after the zombies took over / Loverboy's "Working for the Weekend" / still played on the radio every Friday. |
| slantwords.com/08_27_09.html | Somehow, my idea / for a children's Russian Roulette / just never caught on. |
| slantwords.com/08_28_08.html | Sorry Baby. When I said / everything in this village was up for barter / I basically meant you. |
| People think it is so easy, / but the truth of the matter is / my heart breaks every time you leave. | |
| Prison was never the same after Martha Stewart, / the small accent jars of potpourri, / the different designer color shivs. | |
| slantwords.com/08_31_09.html | I know you guys / collect strange and unusual things, / but this is a step beyond that. |
| slantwords.com/09_01_08.html | If he stopped walking he stopped living / like a shark / with a broken heart. |
| slantwords.com/09_03_09.html | The dock was shorter than in my dreams / and you were not there waiting / like I had seen so many times before. |
| slantwords.com/09_04_08.html | Did you see the feathers on her? / Five pieces of bread / says I can make her quack. |
| Sometimes when you talk / I wear my heart on my sleeve / and my eyes on your dress. | |
| The nuclear ash had preserved her perfectly. / It was a shame the bomb shelter / only had enough room for me. | |
| slantwords.com/09_07_09.html | He was surprised, and frankly a bit / disappointed, that the doorway to the / 8th dimension was a patch of sunlit grass. |
| slantwords.com/09_08_08.html | It wasn't until I boarded his contraption / that I began to wonder / where exactly did he get weapons-grade plutonium? |
| slantwords.com/09_10_09.html | When the world was thrown of its axis / the trees began to grow upside down, the exposed roots / twisting children and small animals for water. |
| slantwords.com/09_11_08.html | With one flip of the switch / he could make a romantic, candlelit night / for everyone on the block. |
| When they outlawed flowers / I started a garden inside my walls / full of secrets and forgotten names. | |
| The one thing that kept him / from true transcendence / was all those fucking stairs. | |