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| chapter 1 - page 1 (2:57 PM - a botched assassination, a burglary #1) | ELENA: What a bleak neighborhood. / FABIANO: Most of the south end looks like this these days. It's all trailer parks, abandoned gas stations and industrial wasteland now.
/ ELENA: Yeah well, it's killing my boner. / FABIANO: You are one classy broad. / ELENA: 2601 - That's it, eh? http://speedycact.us/wdcomic/?p=4 |
| chapter 1 - page 2 (2:58 PM - a botched assassination, a burglary #2) | ELENA: Hey, there's no one around. 2 PM and he's totally gone.
/ FABIANO: Asleep, maybe. There's no chance we've been found yet, but it may be a trap. / ELENA: Car's gone... / FABIANO: You can't be too cautious. / FABIANO: Federal bureau of... / FABIANO: Ehhh? It's ajar... / FABIANO: Ho - Jackpo... http://speedycact.us/wdcomic/?p=6 |
| chapter 1 - page 3 (3:44 PM - ancurry general hospital #1) | [[MEANWHILE...]]
/ RECEPTIONIST: Sir, you've been triaged. Please just wait until we call your name.
/ OLD MAN: But that guy came in after me!
/ RECEPTIONIST: 'That guy' has multiple gun shot wounds, and you're in here because of... a pain in your calf?
/ OLD MAN: It's 10/10 pain! It could be an embolism.
/ RECEPTIONIST:... http://speedycact.us/wdcomic/?p=8 |
| chapter 1 - page 4 (3:50 PM - ancurry general hospital #2) | DOCTOR: Going up?
/ DAVE: Yeah. / DOCTOR: Ah, David.
/ DAVE: Doctor.
/ DOCTOR: I was dissapointed to hear of your 2 weeks notice.
/ DAVE: I've loved working here, but I really need to take time and rest before I go back to school. / DOCTOR: Well, I wanted to let you know that you've done this hospital... http://speedycact.us/wdcomic/?p=11 |
| chapter 1 - page 5 (4:17 PM - ancurry general hospital #3) | DAVE: My name's Dave. I'm going to be your student doctor for now.
/ MAURIZIO: I thought they were going to send me a hot girl to give me a sponge bath.
/ DAVE: Looks like you got me instead. How are you feeling?
/ MAURIZIO: I was doing better before the catheter.
/ DAVE: I have to change your dressings. / MAURIZIO:... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=13 |
| chapter 1 - page 6 (2:45 PM - fun with anhydrous ammonia #1) | [[WELL, IT HAPPENED SOMETHING LIKE THIS...]]
/ CRAZY PETE (on phone with MAURIZIO): Listen to me! Listen to me, Maury. You need to take the stuff that's in the bucket, right? And the stuff that's in the jug. And then you take the stuff that's in the bucket, and the stuff that's in the beaker, and you... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=14 |
| chapter 1 - page 7 (2:46 PM - fun with anhydrous ammonia #2) | MAURIZIO: {Keep it together, Maurizio.} / MAURIZIO: {Times are shitty now, but this will be mad bank in a while.} / MAURIZIO: {Even looks like it's starting to separate. Amazing.} / MAURIZIO: {Shit, it's hot in here.} / MAURIZIO: {FUUUCCKK!!!!!}} http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=16 |
| chapter 1 - page 8 (2:51 PM - fun with anhydrous ammonia #3) | MAURIZIO: Goddamn it, Crazy Pete! Why do you even have that container? / MAURIZIO: Fuck! Why can't I think straight? I wish I was stoned. Wait, I AM stoned! Maybe someone granted me a wish and I wished that I was stoned instead of wishing I didn't spill chemicals on myself... God dammit! / DOG: [Maybe... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=17 |
| chapter 1 - page 9 (2:59 PM - fun with anhydrous ammonia #4) | MAURIZIO: Does this route go uptown towards St. Hubert's? / DRIVER: No sir, this bus goes down main and then onto Howard street. You wanna stay here and catch the 51 that comes at 10 after. / MAURIZIO: Thank you. / [YEAH, SO THEN I ENDED UP HERE...] http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=19 |
| chapter 1 - page 10 (4:39 PM - ancurry general hospital #4) | DAVE: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
/ MAURIZIO: Hey, I said it was a cooking accident. It's a pun.
/ DAVE: Except you said baking.
/ MAURIZIO: I meant cooking. / DAVE: If you don't mind me asking, why do you put yourself in situations like that? You're obviously a smart guy. You could... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=24 |
| chapter 1 - page 11 (4:41 PM - ancurry general hospital #5) | MAURIZIO: All in a day's work. I think it's pretty good in comparison to cleaning old people's shitpans.
/ DAVE: Ugh, you have no idea. I'm so glad I'm leaving this place. Another week and I'd be ready to jump off the roof. / MAURIZIO: Jeez. Don't talk like that. You need some serious chill time.
/ DAVE:... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=26 |
| chapter 1 - page 12 (5:11 PM - ancurry general hospital #6) | MAURIZIO: I really appreciate this.
/ DAVE: Where in town do you live?
/ MAURIZIO: Actually, can you bring me to 2601 Cedar Court? I need to clean up that shit, heh. / MAURIZIO: And if you don't mind me asking... why did you offer if you might get in trouble? Isn't your job important to you?
/ DAVE: Well,... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=27 |
| chapter 1 - page 13 (5:31 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #1) | MAURIZIO: This is the motherfucker's place.
/ DAVE: Why do you call him 'Crazy Pete', anyway?
/ MAURIZIO: Was his idea. He didn't think 'Retarded Pete' was catchy. / MAURIZIO: Hey, how'd you get ou... / MAURIZIO: Well fuck-a-baby!
/ DAVE: This is the cleanest meth lab I've ever seen. / MAURIZIO: A hit... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=28 |
| chapter 1 - page 14 (5:34 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #2) | MAURIZIO: So I figure, if he's going to put a bullet through my head no matter what, then I might as well salvage what I can from his stash and blame it on whoever.
/ DAVE: Can't argue with that. / DAVE: Hey, aren't you going to take that?
/ MAURIZIO: Nah, fuck that lilac ass shit. I don't trust a goddamn... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=29 |
| chapter 1 - page 15 (5:48 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #3) | MAURIZIO: Just across the border is all. I can take the rest of it alone. I'm used to being alone.
/ DAVE: You could teach my mother a thing or two about guilt trips.
/ MAURIZIO: Hey, I learned from the best. / DAVE: Since I met you earlier today, I've gone from being a law-abiding citizen to an accomplice... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=30 |
| chapter 1 - page 16 (6:09 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #4) | DAVE: I'm not sure I am fully comfortable with the idea of you storing stolen drugs in my car. It's been paid off.
/ MAURIZIO: I was planning on storing it all on my person. That way, if I get caught, you can just fake ignorance. / DAVE: Hey. We're in this together. / MAURIZIO: I have some loose ends... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=31 |
| chapter 1 - page 17 (7:01 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #5) | [7:00 PM - Charleston Court]
/ DAVE'S MOM: Davey, you're late. Call me when you're going to be this late coming home from work. You know how it worries me.
/ DAVE: Mom, papa... I need to talk to you.
/ DAVE'S DAD: Grunt. / DAVE: I'm going to America.
/ DAVE'S MOM: For work?
/ DAVE: No.
/ DAVE'S MOM: Like... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=32 |
| chapter 1 - page 18 (7:03 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #6) | DAVE'S MOM: David, you know you're not mature enough to live on your own.
/ DAVE: Mother, I'm 24! I'm a grown adult. / DAVE'S MOM: You've never had a chance to be out on your own.
/ DAVE: That's what I'm asking for now.
/ DAVE'S MOM: You want I should stand idly by while my darling son runs off with some... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=33 |
| chapter 1 - page 19 (7:04 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #7) | DAVE'S MOM: I don't know what's wrong with that boy. He's always been perfect.
/ DAVE'S DAD: He's growing up. Boys rebel.
/ DAVE'S MOM: Not my Davey. I think it was a mistake for him to work at that clinic for the poor. He's being exposed to all those kinds of people.
/ DAVE'S DAD: Let him go. He'll realise... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=34 |
| chapter 1 - page 20 (7:21 PM - guilt trips, road trips and acid trips #8) | MAURIZIO: Hey hey hey hey!
/ DAVE: Maurizio?!
/ MAURIZIO: Sup nig?
/ DAVE: You look like a different person.
/ MAURIZIO: That's what I was hoping for. If I have my photo around, at least this will get the five-oh off my back for a while.
/ DAVE: The shave is a nice change. I didn't realise you had a face. / MAURIZIO:... http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=35 |
| chapter 1 - page 21 (7:38 PM - the freedom road #1) | MAURIZIO: We'll be able to cross the border in like 10 seconds with two white boys in the car, right? That's how it works, innit?
/ DAVE: Um, Mau...
/ MAURIZIO: What?
/ DAVE: ...Never mind. http://wdcomic.speedycact.us/?p=36 |
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