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| Narbonic | Artie: I hate that this Dave doesn't like me.
/ Mell: At least he's not staring down your shirt all the time.
/ Artie: He does that?
/ Mell: He hasn't looked me or Helen in the face since he thawed. I forgot Dave used to be such a foob.
/ Artie: I had no idea...
/ Mell: Yeah, it was totally up to us ladies... http://moderntales.com/series.php?name=narbonic&view=current |
| moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=139&name=narbonic | [[Lab in shambles, Dav buried in rubble up to his chin]] / Helen: You're hired! / Helen: Hey! That was a pretty decent doomsday machine! / Helen: Apparently, it drew down a massive bolt of lighning to incinerate us! Fascinating! / Helen: I bet with a little tinkering we could get it to REALLY roast... |
| moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=155&name=narbonic | TV:Police remain unable to stop Lupin Madblood's brilliant but very evil crime spree... / Mell: So it's us against Madblood, huh? I foresee violence. / Dave:You think we can take ona mad professor? / Mell: I think so. I mean, we're pretty evil, and Helen's an evil genius... but it doesn't pay to underestimate... |
| moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=194&name=narbonic | Helen: Mom, this is Mell, my intern. / Mell. I'm an evil intern! / Dr. Narbon: Evil, huh? Picture Ernest Borgnine and Ralph Nader naked with a bottle of baby oil. / Mell: ARRRRGH! / Dr. Narbon: Heh heh heh. / Dr. Narbon: Amatuer (sic) / Mell: I want to be her. / Helen: It's no picnic. / Mell: Dr. Narbon,... |
| moderntales.com/series.php?name=narbonic&view=archive&chapter=196 | {{04-09-01}} / [[Mell speaking agitatedly to Dr. Narbon.]] / Mell: Dr. Narbon! Your lessons aren't working! You said the first rule of evil is to make people think you harbor dark secrets beyond human ken. But nobody believes me! / Dr. Narbon: That, kiddo, is because you don't know the second rule. / Mell:... |
| Narbonic | [[A fresh grave. A sign tacked to a board says "Dave Davenport (evil computer guy)"]]
/ Helen (Out of frame): Hi Dave. I thought about you when my computer froze today. / Helen: I was just hoping that, wherever you are now, you're happy. / Helen: . . . / [[Dave standing near some after-life gates]]
/ Dave:... http://moderntales.com/series.php?name=narbonic&view=archive&chapter=228 |
| Narbonic: Burning Gerbil | [[Desert vista, long black road, distant person walking]]
/ Zeta Vincent (thinking): I'm hitchhiking via artcars deep into bugger-all, Nevada, when I start to consider a radical reevaluation in my plans for this week. / Zeta Vincent (thinking): See, not three days ago I accepted a contract with a certain... http://moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=236&name=narbonic |
| 198: The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest | Results of
/ The Narbonic Summer
/ T-Shirt Contest! / This has been a summer t-shirt photo contest both of sorrow and
/ of joy. Sorrow, because I only received ONE FRIGGIN' ENTRY!
/ Yes! It is sad! And yet that one entry is so beautiful, and at the same
/ time so very freaky, that it warms my heart to... http://moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=925&name=narbonic |
| moderntales.com/series.php?name=narbonic&view=archive&chapter=12588 | Clone Dave: What the hell...? / Mell: Whatcha got there, cowboy? / Clone Dave: I found... er... compromising photos of Helen. Stuck in my favorite Linux manual, oddly... / Mell: Arrgh! Don't show me that! / Clone Dave: What am I supposed to do? Why would Helen leave - Wait a minute. / Clone Dave: I'm... |
| moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12596&name=narbonic | Artie: Listen, Dave. I think we got off on the wrong foot. Why don't we go out for drinks and discuss- / Mell: He can't hear you, buddy. / Artie: What? / Dave (clone):What? / Mell: I was just telling Artie how you can't hear him when he's a gerbil. / Artie: Oh, surely- / Dave (clone): Gerbil? What're you... |
| moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=159&name=narbonic&mpe=1&step=1 | "Mad science: you've got to really love your work or hate the world." / Mell: Any final words for your readers? / Helen: Hmm... / Helen: COWER BEFORE ME, WORTHLESS DRONES! THE DAY WILL COME WHEN ALL THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE NAME OF HELEN B. NARBON... / Helen: AND ON THAT DAY, YOU WILL WRITHE UNDER MY... |
| Narbonic: Spider-Goats! | [[Artie in spot light]]
/ Artie: Hello there. I'm please to report that a number of you have shown intrest in my work with the transgenic community. / Artie: In particular, we've recieved a lot of feedback about the goats with spider DNA currently being bred in Canada. My People. / Artie: Certian... http://moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=1043&name=narbonic&mpe=1&step=1 |
| moderntales.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=154&name=narbonic&mpe=1&fromwhich=2&direction=f&line=... | Mell: The Moon? / Helen: The Moon! / Mell: We are surely NOT going to-- / Helen: The Moon! Dave, the hot blood of the adventurer does pump through your otherwise sedentary heart! / Dave: Well, I'd like to walk on the Moon... / Helen: And so you shall! I shall design a craft which puts to use the anti-gravity... |
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