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#01: Halloween Store Panel 1 / Tristan: I love October! Shopping at Halloween stores is my favorite! / Vincent: Only Problem is... / Panel 2 / Girl: Excuse me, what eisle is the fake blood in? / Panel 3 / Vincent: Everyone thinks we work here! / Song: Cruxshadows "Leave Me Alone"
#02: Reasons to Never Piss Off a Rivethead Panel 1 / Their dance moves... / Panel 2 / Double as combat training. / Song: Terrorfakt "Arsenal"
#03: Swings Panel 1 / Sometimes love is just a prelude to a broken heart. / Song: The Cure "Treasure"
#04: All Dressed Up... Panel 1 / Lydia: Clubbing? Tonight? Okay, just give me a few hours to get dressed. / Panel 2 / Primping montage / Panel 3 / Lydia: So who's the band playing tonight? / Panel 4 / Tristan: Synthetik Dog Gutz / Song: Skinny Puppy "Vivisect VI"
#05: The Blue Shirt pt. 1 (silent) Panel 1 / Vincent: Wow, I've never seen you wear color, what's the occasion? / Tristan: I like this shirt. Besides, I am meeting someone here later. / Panel 2 / Girl: Tristan? I have not seen you since high school! You look much cuter now that you are not all goth! / Panel 3 / Vincent: Still like...
 
#06: The Blue Shirt pt. 2 Panel 1 / Date: So, what kind of music do you like? / Tristan: Ever hear of the Last Dance? / Panel 2 / Date: No. / Tristan: Autumn? / Date: No. / Panel 3 / Tristan: Collide? / Date: No. / Panel 4 / Date: I'm not really into emo. / Song: Assemblage 23 "Let the Wind Erase Me"
#07: Aeon Flux (interrupt) Panel 1 / Lydia: Honestly guys, it was not THAT good... / Song: Drew Neumann "Eye Spy"
#08: The Blue Shirt pt. 3 Panel 1 / Robbie: So, how did your blind date go? / Tristan: Crap. She thought I was into emo. / Panel 2 / Vincent: Hahaha! So what did you say to her then? / Tristan: I told her I liked dark, electronic rock. / Panel 3 / Robbie: And? / Tristan: *sigh* Like Linkin Park? / Song: Collide "Cru...
#09: The Blue Shirt pt. 4 Panel 1 / Robbie: Did he pass out? / Vincent: Yeah, looks that way. / Panel 2 / Robbie: We should dip his hands in water. / Vincent: No, that's just mean. / Panel 3 / Vincent: Besides, I have a better idea. / Panel 4 / (Tristan sleeping with pschedelic hippy shirt on) / Song: Zeromancer "E...
#10: The Blue Shirt pt. 5 Panels 1-4 / (Tristan wakes up, notices the tie dye shirt, and passes back out) / Song: Psychedelic Furs "Pretty in Pink"
 
#11: New Year's Panel 1 / Lydia: Vincent, wake up.There the Hell are we? / Panel 2 / Vincent: I don't know. / Lydia: Where the Hell are your pants? / Vincent: I don't know. / Panel 3 / (bum walking away with new vinyl pants) / Panel 4 / Wherever you woke up, have a Happy New Year! / Song: Ellen Allien "Wi...
#12: Threats of Gene Simmons Panel 1 / MyPod: Computer, maschine, panzermensch... SHIKKK / Panel 2 / Vincent: What the Hell? / MyPod: I am tired of hearing that song. Your taste in music is flawed. / Panel 3 / Vincent: If you do not put my music back on, I will put Kiss on repeat and run your battery out on that! / MyPod:...
#13: Time Blurs Together at Work Panel 1-4 / (symbols replace all text) / Song: Mindless Self Indulgence "Shut Me Up"
#14: Closing Down the Shop Panel 1 / Vincent: Uggh! What am I doing here? Everyday is exactly the same. / Panel 2 / Vincent: Open, put up with stupid questions from stupid people all day, close, and leave hating humans a litle more each day. / Panel 3 / Vincent: It just feels like... like... / Panel 4 / Vincent: Like WORK. / Song:...
#15: It's Never Enough Panel 1 / Vincent: I should be enjoying myself here, but I'm not. / Panel 2 / Vincent: hard to have fun when another workday looms just ahead. / Panel 3 / Vincent: Fuck it. Just relax, talk to people, get a few drinks and... / Panel 4 / Vincent: Damn, my glass seems to have a hole in it. / Song:...
 
#16: In Which a Beer is Spilled... Panel 1 / Vincent: Well, at least it's better than nothing. / Panel 2 / Vincent: The music doesn't suck, and the drinks are strong. / Panel 3 / Vincent: Maybe it will not be so bad / (BUMP NUDGE) / Panel 4 / Vincent: ... / Song: Ladytron "Destroy Everything You Touch"
#17: First Impressions Panel 1 / Zilla: Ohmygawd! I'm so sorry! / Tristan: Damn, I just got that one... / Panel 2 / Zilla: Let me buy you another one. / Tristan: Its ok. It was an accident. / Panel 3 / Zilla: Nonsense. I will get you another one... um... ahh... / Tristan: Tristan. / Panel 4 / Zilla: I'm Zilla. / Song:...
#18: In Which a Drink is Spilled Panel 1: / Zilla: So, I am new in town. / Tristan: It's good to see a new face for a change. / Zilla: I am still kind of lost around here, though. / Tristan: Hey, I can show you around. / Panel 2: / Zilla: That would be so cool!!! / Panel 3: / Zilla: Oopsie... / Tristan: So... mean... / Song:...
#19: Another Friday Night pt. 1 Panel 1: / Lydia: Let's go to Bat Country tonight. / Panel 2: / Vincent: No Way. / Panel 3: / Vincent: How about Das Klub? / Panel 4: / Lydia: HA! You expect me to listen to your angry raver music all night? / Panel 5: / Vincent: ANGRY RAVE?!?! If I have to listen to anymore songs about about...
#20: Another Friday Night pt.2 Panel 1: / Vincent: Darkwave is just pretentious 80s music. / Panel 2: / Lydia: Yeah, like screaming through a distortion pedal about tanks and cyborgs is any less... / Panel 3: / Vincent: Okay, okay, no clubbing tonight. What then? / Panel 4: / ... / Panel 5: / Caption: And so, another eventful...
 
#21: An Exit Song: Soman "Divine"
#22: Restless and Worried Panel 1: / Lydia: Ugh, what a waste... / Panel 2: / Tristan: ...probably thinks I am an idiot now... / Panel 3: / Zilla: Gawd, I was so dumb / Panel 4: / Vincent: zzzzZZZZ / Song: Sam Rosenthal "Jane"
#23: Not Silent Hill. Really. Panel 1: / Tristan: Where is everyone? The streets are deserted... / Panel 3: / Tristan: What the?! / Panel 4: / Tristan: It's going to be a long day.
#24: Master's Card Commerical Panel 1: / Caption: One bottle of dye: $9.99 / Panel 2: / Caption: Developer, gloves, and brush: $15.00 / Panel 3: / Caption: Forgetting the natural color of your hair: / Panel 4: / Caption: Priceless. / Song: Dismantled "Anthem"

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