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| #001 - Last Waltz | Caption: Last Waltz
/ [[Two mice hold each other at arm's length.]]
/ Mouse-on-Right: I love you darling. / [[Mouse-on-Left puts her head in Mouse-on-Right's chest.]]
/ Mouse-on-Left: Let's dance together! / < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-04 |
| #001 - Last Waltz | Caption: Last Waltz
/ [[Two mice hold each other at arm's length.]]
/ Mouse-on-Right: I love you darling. / [[Mouse-on-Left puts her head in Mouse-on-Right's chest.]]
/ Mouse-on-Left: Let's dance together! / < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-04 |
| #003 - The Life of the Mind | [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]]
/ (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education?
/ Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! / (off panel): Aha, is that true?
/ Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 |
| #003 - The Life of the Mind | [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]]
/ (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education?
/ Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! / (off panel): Aha, is that true?
/ Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 |
| #003 - The Life of the Mind | [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]]
/ (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education?
/ Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! / (off panel): Aha, is that true?
/ Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 |
| #004 - Sunless Tanning | [[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]]
/ Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off! / [[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]]
/ Girl:... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11 |
| #004 - Sunless Tanning | [[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]]
/ Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off! / [[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]]
/ Girl:... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11 |
| #005 - The Lone Ranger | Jane [[looking up at Carmine]]: Carmine, sometimes I worry that I am living my life all wrong. / Carmine [[looming over Jane]]: Would you like a grilled cheese? / < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-13 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | I'M NOT TERRIFIED / APE: hey, how was your day?
/ [[Jane recoils and speaks with very small text]]
/ Jane: fine, thank you
/ < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-15 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | hey, POKER FACE / Jane: I'VE NOTICED THAT LAZULI DRINKS A LOT OF COFFEE
/ . . .
/ Champ: YEAH, ABOUT SIX POTS A DAY. SHE HAS A LOW Ph . . . / Jane: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
/ Champ: IF SHE SPAT BETWEEN YOUR EYES, IT WOULD BURN A HOLE THROUGH YOUR SKULL / Jane: !!!!! / Jane: I TOTALLY RESPECT YOU, LAZULI!!! / {{art:... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-18 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | hey, POKER FACE / Jane: I'VE NOTICED THAT LAZULI DRINKS A LOT OF COFFEE
/ . . .
/ Champ: YEAH, ABOUT SIX POTS A DAY. SHE HAS A LOW Ph . . . / Jane: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
/ Champ: IF SHE SPAT BETWEEN YOUR EYES, IT WOULD BURN A HOLE THROUGH YOUR SKULL / Jane: !!!!! / Jane: I TOTALLY RESPECT YOU, LAZULI!!! / {{art:... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-18 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | I'm not ready to seize the day / No... / No... / You'll be an old woman before you know it.
/ I can't decide what sort of life I want! http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-20 |
| #011: Oscar & Bosie & Jude Law | [[Portrait of Oscar Wilde and Bosie gazing at one another.]]
/ Oscar Wilde Comics!!! / Oscar [[in thought bubble]]: Oh Bosie. I'm so obsessed with you. / Bosie: Hey Oscar. Do you know what I love? / Oscar [[in thought bubble]]: Is it me? / Bosie: Guess! / Oscar: I give up.
/ [[hearts in thought... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-25 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | BOSIE: My name is Lord Alfred Douglas / BOSIE: Oscar calls me "Bosie". / BOSIE: I know Oscar is a genius... but he does have an unfortunate face. / BOSIE: Hey, I write poetry too! ...About lilas, and naked boys. / BOSIE: In the movie about our lives, Jude Law plays me. I'll always be remembered as... http://perfectstars.com/index.php?date=2005-04-27 |
| #010: Oscar Goes on Vacation | OSCAR GOES ON VACATION
/ Oscar: SIGH / OSCAR PACKED FASHIONABLE BINOCULARS.
/ HE WENT TO CONNECTICUT.
/ Oscar: LOOK AT ALL THESE TRAGICALLY UNCULTURED PEASANTS! SURELY THEY WILL WORSHIP ME. / BUT THE SUNLIGHT WAS STRONG / Oscar: OH NO!!! WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF ME? http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-29 |
| #013 - I Think my Arms are Old | [[An older woman looks sadly in a mirror while an old man rests his face on his hand]]
/ Woman: I THINK MY ARMS ARE GETTING OLD, YOU KNOW?
/ Man: DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO WRESTLE TONIGHT? / [[The two hug: her hand on his cheek and his bony, withered hand on her hip]]
/ Woman: I'M QUITE SURE WE'RE... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-02 |
| #014 - I Love You | < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-05 |
| #015 - Playing Outside | [[A boy looks up, with hands still on the Piano, to his addressee off panel.]]
/ Boy: BUT WHY CAN'T I PLAY OUTSIDE?
/ [[Kites are visible flying outside the window.]] / Eric: [[Looking down on and pointing at the boy, who shares the panel's perspective]] YOU MUST PRACTICE EVERY DAY!!! / Mother: [[holding... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-09 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | [[Lavender purple woman with coffee, suit and glasses man whispering in her ear]]
/ Man: I'm sorry, I have to go. / [[Dramatic revealing of superman]]
/ < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-12 |
| #017 Scott and Zelda | Zelda: Scott, look at me.
/ Scott: No. / Zelda: I'll die if you don't look at me / Zelda: Scott I just threw my diamond watch out the window
/ Scott: OF A MOVING TRAIN?! http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-16 |
| #017 Scott and Zelda | Zelda: Scott, look at me.
/ Scott: No. / Zelda: I'll die if you don't look at me / Zelda: Scott I just threw my diamond watch out the window
/ Scott: OF A MOVING TRAIN?! http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-16 |
| #018 Romeo & Juliet | [[Juliet and Romeo are a lovely young couple; they are hugging and Juliet is wearing a wedding dress and veil]]
/ Juliet: Oh Romeo our wedding is the most beautiful wedding in the world. / [[Juliet and Romeo are as before, but now you can see their skeletons through their skin and Romeo is wearing a... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-19 |
| #018 Romeo & Juliet | [[Juliet and Romeo are a lovely young couple; they are hugging and Juliet is wearing a wedding dress and veil]]
/ Juliet: Oh Romeo our wedding is the most beautiful wedding in the world. / [[Juliet and Romeo are as before, but now you can see their skeletons through their skin and Romeo is wearing a... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-19 |
| #018 Romeo & Juliet | [[Juliet and Romeo are a lovely young couple; they are hugging and Juliet is wearing a wedding dress and veil]]
/ Juliet: Oh Romeo our wedding is the most beautiful wedding in the world. / [[Juliet and Romeo are as before, but now you can see their skeletons through their skin and Romeo is wearing a... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-19 |
| #020 Nicole & Lindsay | You guyys! It looks like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan totally lost fifty pounds each! / They look so great!!! http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-26 |
| #020 Nicole & Lindsay | You guyys! It looks like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan totally lost fifty pounds each! / They look so great!!! http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-26 |
| #021 - You Have Such a Way with Words | [[An angry-looking young man is writing]] / Pretty bonnet-wearing girl: YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS, GERALD. / PBW Girl: WILL YOU WRITE ME A POEM SOMEDAY? / Gerald, angrily: YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CONCENTRATION... / [[Gerald turns his attention back to writing]] / [[Girl looks terribly sad]] / [[Girl... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-30 |
| #021 - You Have Such a Way with Words | [[An angry-looking young man is writing]] / Pretty bonnet-wearing girl: YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS, GERALD. / PBW Girl: WILL YOU WRITE ME A POEM SOMEDAY? / Gerald, angrily: YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CONCENTRATION... / [[Gerald turns his attention back to writing]] / [[Girl looks terribly sad]] / [[Girl... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-05-30 |
| #024 Black-Heart Swan, Revisited | Title: Black-Heart Swan / Black-Heart Swan: I'm dying. / Too skinny girl: Are you sick? / Black-Heart Swan: yes http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-09 |
| #024 Black-Heart Swan, Revisited | Title: Black-Heart Swan / Black-Heart Swan: I'm dying. / Too skinny girl: Are you sick? / Black-Heart Swan: yes http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-09 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | [[Octopus rocks back and forth in a rocking chair]] < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-13 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | P1: Peach Pie: Hey it's me, Peach Pie.
/ P2: PP: My heart is like ice tea.
/ P3: PP: Artificially sweetened with artificial sweetener!!!
/ P4: Background text: tasty! http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-16 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | silvia / she looked like a bent tree / there was no boy / she died http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-20 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | Paula Saurus: Sometimes I pretend I can translate Mayan hieroglyphs. / Paula Saurus: and I whisper about the difficulties of the Dresden Codex over dinner, with my soulmate. / Paula Saurus: But here I am, being something I'm not, again. / {{Title: Surely You're Joking, Paula Saurus!}} http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-21 |
| Episode #029 - | Listen,
/ You should know that I can feel nothing but love! / And all my experiences in all their bitter sweetness / Or joyfulness... / Are stacked up on top of one another to form something altogether wonderful!!! / And I've never needed anyone to convince me I'm awesome, / But you're welcome to... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-23 |
| Episode #030 - When we are not on T.V. we are on T.V. | When we are not on T.V. we are on T.V. / Girl: Paris, where is your Tinkerbelle?? / Paris Hilton: My baby daughter is getting a pedicure today. / Meanwhile... [[chihuahua looking happy]]
/ < http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-27 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | Jane: It's so hot! / Lazuli: Perhaps you should sleep in the nude. / Jane: ...I don't like to touch my own skin. http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-06-30 |
| Perfect Stars - ©2006 | Ernest: I can drink 2 bottles of wine in one sitting. / Scott has a small penis. / He showed it to me. I wrote about it in my book... / Have you read it? "A Moveable Feast" / It's not pretentious at all. Not like Scott's books. / I climb mountains sometimes. http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-07-07 |
| Episode #036 - She is a Classy Dame | Caption ribbon: she isn't a nun / Caption ribbon: she has too many dresses / Caption ribbon: she is a classy dame / Caption ribbon: yes
/ Caption ribbon: picturesque / Caption ribbon: a princess http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-08-08 |
| #037 - Green Carnations | [[Cornelia and Fortinbras embracing]]
/ Cornelia: Darling, what is your opinion of green carnations?
/ Fortinbras: What? / [[Cornelia, smoking and naked]]
/ Cornelia: Fortinbras, I am talking about genetically modified organisms! / Fortinbras: I think they're fantastic!!! / Fortinbras: Flowers would... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-08-11 |
| #038 - Chironex Fleeckeri | [[A jellyfish swims in crimson-violet water]]
/ Jellyfish: how do you do? / Jellyfish: my name is CHIRONEX FLEECKERI / [[a girl swimming, her nose just above the water]]
/ Jellyfish: my hobbies are water sports, I also like pretty girls. / [[Jellyfish's tentacles brush against the girls legs]] / [[the... http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-08-15 |