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#001 - Last Waltz Caption: Last Waltz / [[Two mice hold each other at arm's length.]] / Mouse-on-Right: I love you darling. / [[Mouse-on-Left puts her head in Mouse-on-Right's chest.]] / Mouse-on-Left: Let's dance together! / <> / [[The panel shows the mice dancing in a pink, squishy spiral.]] / [[The fourth...
#001 - Last Waltz Caption: Last Waltz / [[Two mice hold each other at arm's length.]] / Mouse-on-Right: I love you darling. / [[Mouse-on-Left puts her head in Mouse-on-Right's chest.]] / Mouse-on-Left: Let's dance together! / <> / [[The panel shows the mice dancing in a pink, squishy spiral.]] / [[The fourth...
#003 - The Life of the Mind [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]] / (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education? / Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! / (off panel): Aha, is that true? / Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette...
#003 - The Life of the Mind [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]] / (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education? / Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! / (off panel): Aha, is that true? / Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette...
#003 - The Life of the Mind [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]] / (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education? / Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! / (off panel): Aha, is that true? / Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette...
#004 - Sunless Tanning [[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]] / Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off! / [[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]] / Girl:...
#004 - Sunless Tanning [[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]] / Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off! / [[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]] / Girl:...
#005 - The Lone Ranger Jane [[looking up at Carmine]]: Carmine, sometimes I worry that I am living my life all wrong. / Carmine [[looming over Jane]]: Would you like a grilled cheese? / <> goes the knife / [[Jane nibbles at a dripping grilled cheese]] / Carmine, from off-panel: Dont forget to make one last grand stand...
Perfect Stars - ©2006 I'M NOT TERRIFIED / APE: hey, how was your day? / [[Jane recoils and speaks with very small text]] / Jane: fine, thank you / <> / [[Jane approaches Lazuli, who is on a couch about to smoke a cigar]] / Jane: hi Lazuli... / Lazuli: WHY HELLO THERE JANE. / Jane: I've noticed your slight accent. Where...
 
Perfect Stars - ©2006 hey, POKER FACE / Jane: I'VE NOTICED THAT LAZULI DRINKS A LOT OF COFFEE / . . . / Champ: YEAH, ABOUT SIX POTS A DAY. SHE HAS A LOW Ph . . . / Jane: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? / Champ: IF SHE SPAT BETWEEN YOUR EYES, IT WOULD BURN A HOLE THROUGH YOUR SKULL / Jane: !!!!! / Jane: I TOTALLY RESPECT YOU, LAZULI!!! / {{art:...
Perfect Stars - ©2006 hey, POKER FACE / Jane: I'VE NOTICED THAT LAZULI DRINKS A LOT OF COFFEE / . . . / Champ: YEAH, ABOUT SIX POTS A DAY. SHE HAS A LOW Ph . . . / Jane: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? / Champ: IF SHE SPAT BETWEEN YOUR EYES, IT WOULD BURN A HOLE THROUGH YOUR SKULL / Jane: !!!!! / Jane: I TOTALLY RESPECT YOU, LAZULI!!! / {{art:...
Perfect Stars - ©2006 I'm not ready to seize the day / No... / No... / You'll be an old woman before you know it. / I can't decide what sort of life I want!
#011: Oscar & Bosie & Jude Law [[Portrait of Oscar Wilde and Bosie gazing at one another.]] / Oscar Wilde Comics!!! / Oscar [[in thought bubble]]: Oh Bosie. I'm so obsessed with you. / Bosie: Hey Oscar. Do you know what I love? / Oscar [[in thought bubble]]: Is it me? / Bosie: Guess! / Oscar: I give up. / [[hearts in thought...
Perfect Stars - ©2006 BOSIE: My name is Lord Alfred Douglas / BOSIE: Oscar calls me "Bosie". / BOSIE: I know Oscar is a genius... but he does have an unfortunate face. / BOSIE: Hey, I write poetry too! ...About lilas, and naked boys. / BOSIE: In the movie about our lives, Jude Law plays me. I'll always be remembered as...
#010: Oscar Goes on Vacation OSCAR GOES ON VACATION / Oscar: SIGH / OSCAR PACKED FASHIONABLE BINOCULARS. / HE WENT TO CONNECTICUT. / Oscar: LOOK AT ALL THESE TRAGICALLY UNCULTURED PEASANTS! SURELY THEY WILL WORSHIP ME. / BUT THE SUNLIGHT WAS STRONG / Oscar: OH NO!!! WHATEVER WILL BECOME OF ME?
 
#013 - I Think my Arms are Old [[An older woman looks sadly in a mirror while an old man rests his face on his hand]] / Woman: I THINK MY ARMS ARE GETTING OLD, YOU KNOW? / Man: DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO WRESTLE TONIGHT? / [[The two hug: her hand on his cheek and his bony, withered hand on her hip]] / Woman: I'M QUITE SURE WE'RE...
#014 - I Love You <> [[A girl holds a gun under her chin.]] / Man: [[rushing in]] DON'T DO IT BABY! I LOVE YOU. / [[The man shouts from his panel to the Girl in the previous panel]] / Girl: [[pulling the gun away]] REALLY? / [[Smiles all round. They embrace and hold hands.]] / Girl: DID IT LEAVE A MARK? / [[Black...
#015 - Playing Outside [[A boy looks up, with hands still on the Piano, to his addressee off panel.]] / Boy: BUT WHY CAN'T I PLAY OUTSIDE? / [[Kites are visible flying outside the window.]] / Eric: [[Looking down on and pointing at the boy, who shares the panel's perspective]] YOU MUST PRACTICE EVERY DAY!!! / Mother: [[holding...
Perfect Stars - ©2006 [[Lavender purple woman with coffee, suit and glasses man whispering in her ear]] / Man: I'm sorry, I have to go. / [[Dramatic revealing of superman]] / <> / [[Red cape]] / <> / [[Woman looking up, hand on her face]] / Woman: Yes it will.
#017 Scott and Zelda Zelda: Scott, look at me. / Scott: No. / Zelda: I'll die if you don't look at me / Zelda: Scott I just threw my diamond watch out the window / Scott: OF A MOVING TRAIN?!
#017 Scott and Zelda Zelda: Scott, look at me. / Scott: No. / Zelda: I'll die if you don't look at me / Zelda: Scott I just threw my diamond watch out the window / Scott: OF A MOVING TRAIN?!
 
#018 Romeo & Juliet [[Juliet and Romeo are a lovely young couple; they are hugging and Juliet is wearing a wedding dress and veil]] / Juliet: Oh Romeo our wedding is the most beautiful wedding in the world. / [[Juliet and Romeo are as before, but now you can see their skeletons through their skin and Romeo is wearing a...
#018 Romeo & Juliet [[Juliet and Romeo are a lovely young couple; they are hugging and Juliet is wearing a wedding dress and veil]] / Juliet: Oh Romeo our wedding is the most beautiful wedding in the world. / [[Juliet and Romeo are as before, but now you can see their skeletons through their skin and Romeo is wearing a...
#018 Romeo & Juliet [[Juliet and Romeo are a lovely young couple; they are hugging and Juliet is wearing a wedding dress and veil]] / Juliet: Oh Romeo our wedding is the most beautiful wedding in the world. / [[Juliet and Romeo are as before, but now you can see their skeletons through their skin and Romeo is wearing a...
#020 Nicole & Lindsay You guyys! It looks like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan totally lost fifty pounds each! / They look so great!!!
#020 Nicole & Lindsay You guyys! It looks like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan totally lost fifty pounds each! / They look so great!!!
#021 - You Have Such a Way with Words [[An angry-looking young man is writing]] / Pretty bonnet-wearing girl: YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS, GERALD. / PBW Girl: WILL YOU WRITE ME A POEM SOMEDAY? / Gerald, angrily: YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CONCENTRATION... / [[Gerald turns his attention back to writing]] / [[Girl looks terribly sad]] / [[Girl...
#021 - You Have Such a Way with Words [[An angry-looking young man is writing]] / Pretty bonnet-wearing girl: YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS, GERALD. / PBW Girl: WILL YOU WRITE ME A POEM SOMEDAY? / Gerald, angrily: YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CONCENTRATION... / [[Gerald turns his attention back to writing]] / [[Girl looks terribly sad]] / [[Girl...
#024 Black-Heart Swan, Revisited Title: Black-Heart Swan / Black-Heart Swan: I'm dying. / Too skinny girl: Are you sick? / Black-Heart Swan: yes
#024 Black-Heart Swan, Revisited Title: Black-Heart Swan / Black-Heart Swan: I'm dying. / Too skinny girl: Are you sick? / Black-Heart Swan: yes
Perfect Stars - ©2006 [[Octopus rocks back and forth in a rocking chair]] <> / Bowl of Cereal: Oh, Octopus, what are you doing? <> / Octopus: [[whispering]] Octopus octopus octopus / Bowl of Cereal: I get it. You're a new kind of cereal.
 
Perfect Stars - ©2006 P1: Peach Pie: Hey it's me, Peach Pie. / P2: PP: My heart is like ice tea. / P3: PP: Artificially sweetened with artificial sweetener!!! / P4: Background text: tasty!
Perfect Stars - ©2006 silvia / she looked like a bent tree / there was no boy / she died
Perfect Stars - ©2006 Paula Saurus: Sometimes I pretend I can translate Mayan hieroglyphs. / Paula Saurus: and I whisper about the difficulties of the Dresden Codex over dinner, with my soulmate. / Paula Saurus: But here I am, being something I'm not, again. / {{Title: Surely You're Joking, Paula Saurus!}}
Episode #029 - Listen, / You should know that I can feel nothing but love! / And all my experiences in all their bitter sweetness / Or joyfulness... / Are stacked up on top of one another to form something altogether wonderful!!! / And I've never needed anyone to convince me I'm awesome, / But you're welcome to...
Episode #030 - When we are not on T.V. we are on T.V. When we are not on T.V. we are on T.V. / Girl: Paris, where is your Tinkerbelle?? / Paris Hilton: My baby daughter is getting a pedicure today. / Meanwhile... [[chihuahua looking happy]] / <> / Paris Hilton: Today we are out and about with her new baby sister!
 
Perfect Stars - ©2006 Jane: It's so hot! / Lazuli: Perhaps you should sleep in the nude. / Jane: ...I don't like to touch my own skin.
Perfect Stars - ©2006 Ernest: I can drink 2 bottles of wine in one sitting. / Scott has a small penis. / He showed it to me. I wrote about it in my book... / Have you read it? "A Moveable Feast" / It's not pretentious at all. Not like Scott's books. / I climb mountains sometimes.
Episode #036 - She is a Classy Dame Caption ribbon: she isn't a nun / Caption ribbon: she has too many dresses / Caption ribbon: she is a classy dame / Caption ribbon: yes / Caption ribbon: picturesque / Caption ribbon: a princess
#037 - Green Carnations [[Cornelia and Fortinbras embracing]] / Cornelia: Darling, what is your opinion of green carnations? / Fortinbras: What? / [[Cornelia, smoking and naked]] / Cornelia: Fortinbras, I am talking about genetically modified organisms! / Fortinbras: I think they're fantastic!!! / Fortinbras: Flowers would...
#038 - Chironex Fleeckeri [[A jellyfish swims in crimson-violet water]] / Jellyfish: how do you do? / Jellyfish: my name is CHIRONEX FLEECKERI / [[a girl swimming, her nose just above the water]] / Jellyfish: my hobbies are water sports, I also like pretty girls. / [[Jellyfish's tentacles brush against the girls legs]] / [[the...
 

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