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| SKALUNK | [[Ollie and Mistress Midnight on top of a roof, Mistress Midnight with binoculars in hand]]
/ Ollie: I'm so ready to kick a bunch of asses tonight!
/ Mistress Midnight: There is a man being held by gun-point.
/ Perhaps you shiould jump down onto his attacker. / Ollie: Well that'd really hurt. / Mistress... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=108 |
| Ollie and Dierdra have a... falling out. | Mistress Midnight: That went well, don't you think Olliver?
/ Ollie [[hunched over, angry and covered in the blood of the thug he just fell on]]: I can see how it might appear that way from the perspective of someone who wasn't just thrown off a building, yes. / Mistress Midnight: You sound mad. / Ollie... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=109 |
| SPACE?! | [[Ollie walks into his apartment covered in blood]]
/ Ollie's internal monologue: A fucking building
/ What do turtles have to do with anything? / Whiteboard: Ollie, Coffee-Town called, want U 2 work tommorow - Olive!
/ P.S. I owe U for 2 [[strike]] 4 Dr. Peppers
/ [[in an aside on the board]]Iboshi, Don't... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=110 |
| WHY GOD ARE MY ARMS BAGUETTES?! | [[In a dreamscape, Marilyn is held in the clutches of a cactus monster. She calls for Ollie to rescue her, but inexplicably calls him Sanchez]]
/ Marilyn: Sanchez, please rescue me with your sexy muscles! / Ollie: I can't! My arms are suddenly baguettes / Fangs [[off-screen]]: O'Neal, wake up!
/ [[Back... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=111 |
| Mild Mannered Jerks: The best comic since that other one. | [[At a base for the Mostrofia]]
/ Fangs: Believe me, I was greatly preturbed t hear about the disrespect paid to your Cheetos.
/ Needless to say, when you go home a new bag will await you. / Fangs: Is there anything else you need to become comfortable?
/ Coffee? Wine? A concubine perhaps? / Ollie [[still... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=112 |
| The image of Cheetos. | Fangs: You needn't believe me just yet.
/ But I would greatly appreciate a man on the inside.
/ Simply consider it. / [[a close up on Ollie's hand holding Fangs' business card]]
/ Ollie's Internal Monologue: The whole thing sounded plenty crazy.
/ But he seemed pretty spooked, and I expect that it takes... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=114 |
| Mild Mannered Jerks: The best comic since that other one. | [[Dusty Joe and the Chupacabra appear at the restaurant in "disguise".]] Dusty Joe: Oh, look, honey! Our good friend, Olliver!
/ Chupacabra: "Honey"? You couldn't have went with sister, or a friend. Just because I'm in drag I had to be your wife! Jesus, man, Jesus.
/ Dusty Joe: People call their daughters... http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=120 |