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|SKALUNK||[[Ollie and Mistress Midnight on top of a roof, Mistress Midnight with binoculars in hand]] / Ollie: I'm so ready to kick a bunch of asses tonight! / Mistress Midnight: There is a man being held by gun-point. / Perhaps you shiould jump down onto his attacker. / Ollie: Well that'd really hurt. / Mistress...|
|Ollie and Dierdra have a... falling out.||Mistress Midnight: That went well, don't you think Olliver? / Ollie [[hunched over, angry and covered in the blood of the thug he just fell on]]: I can see how it might appear that way from the perspective of someone who wasn't just thrown off a building, yes. / Mistress Midnight: You sound mad. / Ollie...|
|SPACE?!||[[Ollie walks into his apartment covered in blood]] / Ollie's internal monologue: A fucking building / What do turtles have to do with anything? / Whiteboard: Ollie, Coffee-Town called, want U 2 work tommorow - Olive! / P.S. I owe U for 2 [[strike]] 4 Dr. Peppers / [[in an aside on the board]]Iboshi, Don't...|
|WHY GOD ARE MY ARMS BAGUETTES?!||[[In a dreamscape, Marilyn is held in the clutches of a cactus monster. She calls for Ollie to rescue her, but inexplicably calls him Sanchez]] / Marilyn: Sanchez, please rescue me with your sexy muscles! / Ollie: I can't! My arms are suddenly baguettes / Fangs [[off-screen]]: O'Neal, wake up! / [[Back...|
|Mild Mannered Jerks: The best comic since that other one.||[[At a base for the Mostrofia]] / Fangs: Believe me, I was greatly preturbed t hear about the disrespect paid to your Cheetos. / Needless to say, when you go home a new bag will await you. / Fangs: Is there anything else you need to become comfortable? / Coffee? Wine? A concubine perhaps? / Ollie [[still...|
|The image of Cheetos.||Fangs: You needn't believe me just yet. / But I would greatly appreciate a man on the inside. / Simply consider it. / [[a close up on Ollie's hand holding Fangs' business card]] / Ollie's Internal Monologue: The whole thing sounded plenty crazy. / But he seemed pretty spooked, and I expect that it takes...|
|Mild Mannered Jerks: The best comic since that other one.||[[Dusty Joe and the Chupacabra appear at the restaurant in "disguise".]] Dusty Joe: Oh, look, honey! Our good friend, Olliver! / Chupacabra: "Honey"? You couldn't have went with sister, or a friend. Just because I'm in drag I had to be your wife! Jesus, man, Jesus. / Dusty Joe: People call their daughters...|
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