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| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 8, 2004 | [[This is a collection of non-plot "filler", some of it by guest artists.]] / [[Rosemary and Sylvester, as they might appear on the TV program South Park, by Arthur Levesque.]] / [[A sketch of Comshaw by McDuffies.]] / [[Rosemary, Sylvester and Mortimer, as "Micro Heroes".]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041208.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 9, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: It all started with... The War.
/ [[Scene of some Nome and Gnoll forces closing in on each other, with wreckage and explosions in the background]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041209.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 10, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: What's a war? I hear people use that word, but no one ever explains stuff to me.
/ Umboz: It's a big raid. The biggest ever. Instead of just a few folks attacking a village, /everyone/ goes. / Umboz: Weed doesn't get... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041210.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, December 11, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza. First use in the strip of black silhouettes for flashbacks }}
/ Vezza: But... Ma didn't die in the war, did she?
/ Umboz: No. That was later.
/ [[Pictured: Umboz mourning at his wife's grave.]] / Umboz: The War was in your greatgrandpa's... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041211.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 12, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: So the Gnolls attacked us and started the war? Everyone always says how bad they are-
/ [[Pictured: A Gnoll, grinning maniacally with his claws in the air.]] / Umboz: I wish it were that simple.
/ Umboz: I've talked... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041212.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, December 13, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: But whatever Gnolls are like, there were too many of them, and too many of us. And tempers began to fray.
/ [[Pictured: A Nome miner arguing a Gnoll, as a second Gnoll tries to seperate them.]] / Umboz: Then there... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041213.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 14, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: The spark that started it all was an explosion... a big fire... in one of our mines.
/ [[Pictured: Said explosion.]] / Umboz: The Nome leaders said the Gnolls did it. And lauched an attack.
/ [[Pictured: The Nome king... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041214.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 15, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: What's a demon?
/ Umboz: Powerful and evil creatures that come from /under/ the world. Or so they say.
/ [[Pictured: Assorted demons, all red-eyed, grinning, and immersed in fire.One of them is possibly Edgar.]]
/ Vezza:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041215.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 16, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: Paw? Did the Box-Demon cause us Nomes to lose the war?
/ Umboz: No, he just helped-
/ Umboz: You figure out we lost, huh?
/ [[Pictured: The earlier Nome warrior eagerly showcasing the pulsating skull thingy he got from... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041216.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 17, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: But /how/ did we lose the war, when Gnolls are so weak and dumb?
/ Umboz: Yes, Vezza, we Nomes have more physical strength...
/ [[Pictured: A muscular Nome lifting two boulders in each hand, while a weedy-looking Gnoll... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041217.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, December 18, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: Why was Compline so special?
/ Umboz: Unlike Zabern, who /inherited/ his post...
/ [[Pictured: Young Zabern receiving the crown from a High Priest at the time of his father's death.]] / Umboz: Compline grew up rough,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041218.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 19, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: Oddly, while /everyone/ knew Compline's story, Caytid kept to the shadows.
/ [[Pictured: Compline appears before troops, who chant his name. Caytid lurks in the background.]]
/ Umboz: But even we Nomes learned a few... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041219.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, December 20, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: But while her magic was useful, it wasn't Caytid's truly vital contribution to the war...
/ [[Pictured: A Nome warrior brushing away Caytid's attempt to disarm him.]] / Umboz: That honor goes to her bringing the other... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041220.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 21, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: Girl Gnolls fought in the War?
/ Umboz: /You/ are not fighting in any war, Vezza, but yes... Compline, and Caytid, were better leaders than Zabern because they were innovaters [sic].
/ [[Pictured: Zaberne, at a strategy-table,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041221.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 22, 2004 | {{Umboz is narrating a history of the Nome War}} / [[A male Gnoll attacks while a female shoots an arrow.]]
/ Vezza: Why was making the Gnoll girls into archers a compromise?
/ Umboz: They stood behind the attacking males and shot at us Nomes over the males' heads. / [[A Gnoll jumps on a Nome from behind... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041222.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 23, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: But anyway. The war.
/ Umboz: Both sides did terrible things, that I'm just not going to talk about now.
/ [[Pictured: Burning Oozes, one of them already dead. A Nome warrior with a torch stands in the background.]]
/ Umboz:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041223.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 24, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: And so, finally, except for a handful that was given refuge by other species..
/ [[Pictured: a female Motihaul sneaking a Nome mother and her child to safety from Gnoll warriors.]]
/ Umboz: ... the surviving Nomes were... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041224.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 25 , 2004 | [[Santa Gnoll poses next to a Christmas tree with his sack of presents and his enormous candy cane.]]
/ Narration: Merry Christmas from Santa Gnoll and everyone else at the Mansion of E. http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041225.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 26, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: The Pales helped us? Why?
/ Umboz: Hard to tell sometimes why a Pale does anything.
/ Umboz: But it seems they were worried that the Gnolls were getting too strong.
/ [[Pictured: A Pale, symbolically weighing a Gnoll... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041226.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, December 27, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: Sneeches? What did *they* do?
/ Umboz: They came out of their dens.
/ Vezza: But everyone says Sneeches never *ever* come out-
/ [[Pictured: Nothing but black.]] / Umboz: Like Caytid's magic, it was the first and last... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041227.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: But Paw.. if you don't know what the Sneeches did.. what happened to everyone else?
/ [[Pictured: Umboz has picked up a stick]]
/ Umboz: It's easier to show you... / Umboz: Say this is the underground, [[he draws an... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041228.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 29, 2004 | [[A very worried Gnoll talks to a Trog, a Helipath and a Gobule.]]
/ Umboz, narrating: Bad news like Sneeches travels fast. / [[A Nome adds a boulder to a pile.]]
/ Umboz, narrating: All they could do here in the forest was plug up the tunnels with boulders. / [[A bridge over the Great Chasm. Small sparks... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041229.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 30, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: What's so /drastic/ about cutting down a bridge?
/ [[Pictured: A small ropebridge between two trees. A Nome hangs out on one of them.]]
/ Umboz: These weren't like the treebridges we weave, Vezza. / Umboz: Grandpaw... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041230.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 31, 2004 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Umboz: But we're getting off the subject again. The bridges were all destroyed...
/ [[Pictured: A Gnoll archer, sitting on what formerly constituted the base of a bridge.]]
/ Vezza: Paw? What's wrong?
/ Umboz: Just a point I'm... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041231.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 1 , 2005 | [[A portrait of Rosemary being heroic and Sylvester cowering, by Will Ritter of the Keenspace/ComicGenesis webcomic Thatguy.]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050101.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, January 2, 2005 | {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}}
/ Vezza: But if the Sneeches live between us and this Chasm thingy now, how do the pales get down to trade?
/ [[Pictured: Another panel divided by a black crack. On the left is a Motihaul holding a glowgem; on the right, a Pale... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050102.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, January 3, 2005 | Umboz: But anyway. All of that brings us *finally* to your original question. / Vezza: My original question. / [[She thinks about this.]] / Vezza: Oh right. Why's the Mayor Mayor when he's a big pootyhead?
/ Umboz: A very good question. http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050103.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 4 , 2005 | [[Umboz details the Nome War to Vezza; outlines throughout. Compline examines one of Zabern's models. Zabern's crown lies on the nearby table.]]
/ Umboz: Zabern was killed when the Gnolls overran his headquarters. / [[Gizgum being crowned in a very ad-hoc ceremony in the forest.]]
/ Umboz: His brother,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050104.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 5, 2005 | Vezza: So, the Mayor is Mayor only cuz Zabern was his..
/ Umboz: Greatuncle. Yes. / Vezza: That's.. that's stoopid!
/ Umboz: Yes. It is. / Vezza, angry: But.. why doesn?t everyone else see that?
/ Umboz: Heh. That?s the big problem with being squid-coaxers like we are.
/ Vezza: Huh? / [[Outline of Umboz... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050105.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 6 , 2005 | [[Umboz and Vezza the Nomes hide and talk in the forest of E.]]
/ Vezza: So.. is that why the Mayor wanted you to attack the Gnolls? Cuz you think too much?
/ Umboz: It must be. I didn't do anything. I just *talked*. I didn't think anyone
/ was even listening... / [[Outline of the Killer Tree crashing... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050106.html |
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