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| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 | [[A large book sits on a stand, which comes equipped with a candelabrum. A white panel is mounted on one wall.]] / [[Sylvester silently enters the shot, looking at the panel.]] / [[Sylvester looks at his wristwatch]]
/ Sylvester: Sigh. My idiot brother is late. Again. / [[Sylvester holds up a small... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030716.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, July 17, 2003 | [[Sylvester uses a pronged tool to light three candles in sequence.]] / [[He begins flipping through a weighty tome on a stand.]] / Sylvester [thinking]: March... April... 11th... 12th... After 4:00PM... Full moon... Here we are. G-4. Hm. That's a new one.]]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030717.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, July 18, 2003 | [[Sylvester stands looking at a panel on the wall]]
/ Sylvester [thinking]: G-4... / [[The panel proves to be covered with irregularly sized, bolted-on squares/buttons, each labeled with a letter or number.]] / [[Sylvester presses a button.]]
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030718.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, July 19, 2003 | [[Sylvester walks away, having completed his task]]
/ Sylvester: That's one Task nicely out of the way. Even better, the Agenda said that's the last of them until... / < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030719.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, July 20, 2003 | Sylvester [thinking]: This has never happened before. Eyes... *staring* at me... What am I supposed to do? / [[Sylvester turns to the bookstand.]]
/ Sylvester [thinking]: The Task Book! Yes! It has the correct response! maybe please... / < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030720.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, July 21, 2003 | [[The eyes are staring from the panel]] / < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030721.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 | [[Behind Rosemary and Sylvester is a chest of drawers with a vase and framed picture of a dark-haired woman sitting on it.]]
/ Sylvester: Look, Miss... uh... Miss--?
/ Rosemary: Ripley. Rosemary Ripley. Call me Rosemary. I have to say, this is quite a place you have here. How many rooms are there? / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030722.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester look up at a Dornbeast's jaws.]]
/ Sylvester: It... it would appear that Mortimer left the basement door open. Again. / [[Rosemary grabs a vase from a nearby bureau. There is a framed picture of a woman wearing dark glasses.]]
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030723.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, July 28, 2003 | [[A room in the Mansion. Pictures are visible on the wall behind.]]
/ Mortimer: What happened? What did I miss?
/ Sylvester: Rosemary killed a basement monster! / Mortimer: Oh, boy.
/ Sylvester: And you know what this means...
/ Rosemary: No, what? / [[Sylvester and Mortimer turn to stare at Rosemary.]]
/ Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030728.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 | [[A room in the Mansion. Pictures are visible on the wall behind.]]
/ Rosemary: HOLD IT!
/ Sylvester: Something wrong? / Rosemary: Yes, something's wrong! You're actually going to /eat/ this disgusting thing? Are you both insane? / Rosemary: I mean, look at it! It's hideous! It's repellant! We should... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030729.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 | [[A kitchen in the Mansion. Rosemary comes upon Sylvester chopping up the remainder of the Dornbeast's corpse.]]
/ Rosemary: What ARE you doing?
/ Sylvester: Dealing with the rest of the monster. / Sylvester: The meat gets salted or frozen. The fat, we turn into candles. The hide, leather for clothes.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030730.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, July 31, 2003 | [[A kitchen in the Mansion.]]
/ Rosemary: No offense, Sylvester, but... you're really going to tan leather and dip candles?
/ Sylvester: I said I was, didn't ? / Rosemary: It's just... you don't strike me as being... well...
/ Sylvester: Willing to stoop to physical labor? That's where you're wrong. I... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030731.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, August 1, 2003 | [[A room in the Mansion. A rectangular pool of water is visible in the background]]
/ Mortimer: Good morning, Sylvester.
/ Sylvester: Morning, Mortimer. / Mortimer: Sylvester, you never answered my question last night.
/ Sylvester: (sigh) What question was that? / [[Rosemary comes into view, chasing a... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030801.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, August 4, 2003 | [[A man-sized pot or urn is in the background]]
/ Mortimer: Take care of a shark? Shouldn't we maybe get Rosemary's help? I mean, she did--
/ Sylvester: She hasn't even been here two days! I am /not/ going to start running to her every time there's a problem! / Sylvester: I'm still the head of this household!... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030804.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 5, 2003 | [[Rosemary is measuring a large glass-paned window; trees and bits of wall are visible beyond.]]
/ Rosemary: You've removed the shark from the pool already?
/ Sylvester: The shark is out of the pool. It was not a challenge for men of our caliber. / [[Mortimer runs past outside the window, screaming.]]
/ Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030805.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 6, 2003 | [[Behind is a large glass-paned window; trees and bits of wall are visable beyond.
/ A suit of armor, with a large E on the shield.]]
/ Rosemary: Well, as much fun as this has been, I think we're done here. How do we ge--
/ Sylvester: What's with the tape measure? / [[Mortimer can just be see in the distance,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030806.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 7, 2003 | [[Behind is a large glass-paned window; trees and bits of wall are visable beyond. A suit of armor, with a large E on the shield.]]
/ Rosemary: How do we get back to our living quarters from here?
/ Sylvester: This way, I believe... / [[Walking down a wallpapered hallway.]]
/ Rosemary: I keep getting turned... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030807.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, August 8, 2003 | [[A stone-lined passage leading off a hallway.]]
/ Sylvester: Oh, hey! I didn't realize where we are! You'll want to see this...
/ Rosemary: See what? / [[Climbing steps.]]
/ Rosemary: Where are we going?
/ Sylvester: Almost there! / Rosemary: All right, what's so important that--oh my. / [[Zoom out to... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030808.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, August 11, 2003 | [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]]
/ Rosemary: It was almost dark when I came here. I didn't realize how bit it all... You can see for miles!
/ Sylvester: Yes. / Sylvester: And time was... My family owned it all. The forest, the port, the farms, everything in the valley...
/ Rosemary: But now you... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030811.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 12, 2003 | [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]]
/ Rosemary: So... You're saying that you lost all of your family's money?
/ Sylvester: Oh no. The wealth and the power were all long gone before I came on the scene. / [[A small fishing village can be seen in the distance]]
/ Sylvester: Things had been going downhill... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030812.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 | [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]]
/ Rosemary: So in the end your family went from being a race of conquerors to a collection of goofball slackers and pseudo-intellectual twits?
/ Sylvester: Hey, it's a step up! / [[Sylvester smiles for a bit..]] / [[..then realizes he has been insulted.]] / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030813.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 14, 2003 | [[Sylvester and Rosemary on a turret, overlooking the countryside.]]
/ Sylvester: So, Rosemary, now that you know our life story, what's yours? How did you come to b--
/ Rosemary: HEY! / Sylvester: What?
/ Rosemary: I just realized! We're directly over the main gate here!
/ Sylvester: Yes? So? / Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030814.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, August 15, 2003 | [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]]
/ Sylvester: HOLD IT! / Rosemary: Is there a problem?
/ Sylvester: Of course there's a problem! / Sylvester: Pouring oil on an invading army? Killing a monster with a vase? What is the /matter/ with you? / Sylvester: I DEMAND that--
/ Rosemary: It would also work... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030815.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, August 18, 2003 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester stand at the far end of a long hallway lined with doors.]]
/ Rosemary: What's all this?
/ Sylvester: Storage. Our family has always carried a strong strain of pack-rat... / [[Rosemary turns to look at a door labeled "Pointy Stick Room".]]
/ Sylvester: Let's see... been ages since... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030818.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 | [[Sylvester and Rosemary walk past a door labeled "FRED".]] / [[The door is slammed open by a large scruffy-looking bearded man wielding a battle-axe.]] / Frederick: THAT'S /IT/! I'VE HAD IT UP TO //HERE// WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'M GONNA-- I'm gonna... / Frederick: Oh. It's you, Sylvester. Terribly sorry.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030819.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 | {{The door in panel 1 is labeled "Stones-- Gaul, Gob, Rolling".}}
/ Rosemary: So, when you said that you and Mortimer lived "more or less" alone...
/ Sylvester: I didn't know that Frederick was here. He tends to come and go... / Sylvester: And when he goes, he tends to go, and go, and...
/ Rosemary: Go? / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030820.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 21, 2003 | [[We see a door labeled "FRED".]] / [[Frederick opens the door and looks worriedly out into the corridor.]] / Woman Of Mystery: What is it? What's the matter now? / Frederick: That was a /girl/ with Sylvester just now. / Woman Of Mystery: A girl. With /Sylvester/? You're obviously seeing things again,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030821.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, August 22, 2003 | [[Sylvester and Rosemary pass by an alcove containing a mysterious device on a pedestal. The device has a digital display and various changing lights on the front.]]
/ Sylvester: Anyway. The pots should be right down here...
/ Rosemary: Uh.. Sylvester? What's this?
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030822.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, August 25, 2003 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester are in the alcove of the Mysterious Ticking Device]]
/ Rosemary: That's your plan for dealing with this? Just leave town when it's scheduled to hit zero?
/ Sylvester: Essentially, yes.
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030825.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester are in the alcove of the Mysterious Ticking Device]]
/ Sylvester: Aruba? You want to go to Aruba right now?
/ Rosemary: Of course not. I meant when this thing hits zero. Now, let's go get that pot.
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030826.html |
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