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The Mansion of E - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 [[A large book sits on a stand, which comes equipped with a candelabrum. A white panel is mounted on one wall.]] / [[Sylvester silently enters the shot, looking at the panel.]] / [[Sylvester looks at his wristwatch]] / Sylvester: Sigh. My idiot brother is late. Again. / [[Sylvester holds up a small...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, July 17, 2003 [[Sylvester uses a pronged tool to light three candles in sequence.]] / [[He begins flipping through a weighty tome on a stand.]] / Sylvester [thinking]: March... April... 11th... 12th... After 4:00PM... Full moon... Here we are. G-4. Hm. That's a new one.]]]
The Mansion of E - Friday, July 18, 2003 [[Sylvester stands looking at a panel on the wall]] / Sylvester [thinking]: G-4... / [[The panel proves to be covered with irregularly sized, bolted-on squares/buttons, each labeled with a letter or number.]] / [[Sylvester presses a button.]] / <> / [[Sylvester presses a second button.]] / <> / [[Sylvester...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, July 19, 2003 [[Sylvester walks away, having completed his task]] / Sylvester: That's one Task nicely out of the way. Even better, the Agenda said that's the last of them until... / <> / Sylvester: Aw, Phizz. / [[Sylvester turns to face the panel; black spots have sprouted on its surface.]] / <> / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, July 20, 2003 Sylvester [thinking]: This has never happened before. Eyes... *staring* at me... What am I supposed to do? / [[Sylvester turns to the bookstand.]] / Sylvester [thinking]: The Task Book! Yes! It has the correct response! maybe please... / <> / [[Sylvester peers into the shot at the panel. Two...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday, July 21, 2003 [[The eyes are staring from the panel]] / <> / [[The eyes disappear]] / [[Sylvester smiles]] / Sylvester: Hah! It worked! The eyes are gone! / Mortimer's voice: Um... hi, Sylvester! / Sylvester: Mortimer. You finally decided to show up. Along with... / [[Sylvester turns to face Mortimer...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 [[Behind Rosemary and Sylvester is a chest of drawers with a vase and framed picture of a dark-haired woman sitting on it.]] / Sylvester: Look, Miss... uh... Miss--? / Rosemary: Ripley. Rosemary Ripley. Call me Rosemary. I have to say, this is quite a place you have here. How many rooms are there? / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 [[Rosemary and Sylvester look up at a Dornbeast's jaws.]] / Sylvester: It... it would appear that Mortimer left the basement door open. Again. / [[Rosemary grabs a vase from a nearby bureau. There is a framed picture of a woman wearing dark glasses.]] / <> / [[Rosemary smacks the Dornbeast in...
The Mansion of E - Monday, July 28, 2003 [[A room in the Mansion. Pictures are visible on the wall behind.]] / Mortimer: What happened? What did I miss? / Sylvester: Rosemary killed a basement monster! / Mortimer: Oh, boy. / Sylvester: And you know what this means... / Rosemary: No, what? / [[Sylvester and Mortimer turn to stare at Rosemary.]] / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 [[A room in the Mansion. Pictures are visible on the wall behind.]] / Rosemary: HOLD IT! / Sylvester: Something wrong? / Rosemary: Yes, something's wrong! You're actually going to /eat/ this disgusting thing? Are you both insane? / Rosemary: I mean, look at it! It's hideous! It's repellant! We should...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 [[A kitchen in the Mansion. Rosemary comes upon Sylvester chopping up the remainder of the Dornbeast's corpse.]] / Rosemary: What ARE you doing? / Sylvester: Dealing with the rest of the monster. / Sylvester: The meat gets salted or frozen. The fat, we turn into candles. The hide, leather for clothes....
The Mansion of E - Thursday, July 31, 2003 [[A kitchen in the Mansion.]] / Rosemary: No offense, Sylvester, but... you're really going to tan leather and dip candles? / Sylvester: I said I was, didn't ? / Rosemary: It's just... you don't strike me as being... well... / Sylvester: Willing to stoop to physical labor? That's where you're wrong. I...
The Mansion of E - Friday, August 1, 2003 [[A room in the Mansion. A rectangular pool of water is visible in the background]] / Mortimer: Good morning, Sylvester. / Sylvester: Morning, Mortimer. / Mortimer: Sylvester, you never answered my question last night. / Sylvester: (sigh) What question was that? / [[Rosemary comes into view, chasing a...
The Mansion of E - Monday, August 4, 2003 [[A man-sized pot or urn is in the background]] / Mortimer: Take care of a shark? Shouldn't we maybe get Rosemary's help? I mean, she did-- / Sylvester: She hasn't even been here two days! I am /not/ going to start running to her every time there's a problem! / Sylvester: I'm still the head of this household!...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 5, 2003 [[Rosemary is measuring a large glass-paned window; trees and bits of wall are visible beyond.]] / Rosemary: You've removed the shark from the pool already? / Sylvester: The shark is out of the pool. It was not a challenge for men of our caliber. / [[Mortimer runs past outside the window, screaming.]] / Rosemary:...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 6, 2003 [[Behind is a large glass-paned window; trees and bits of wall are visable beyond. / A suit of armor, with a large E on the shield.]] / Rosemary: Well, as much fun as this has been, I think we're done here. How do we ge-- / Sylvester: What's with the tape measure? / [[Mortimer can just be see in the distance,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 7, 2003 [[Behind is a large glass-paned window; trees and bits of wall are visable beyond. A suit of armor, with a large E on the shield.]] / Rosemary: How do we get back to our living quarters from here? / Sylvester: This way, I believe... / [[Walking down a wallpapered hallway.]] / Rosemary: I keep getting turned...
The Mansion of E - Friday, August 8, 2003 [[A stone-lined passage leading off a hallway.]] / Sylvester: Oh, hey! I didn't realize where we are! You'll want to see this... / Rosemary: See what? / [[Climbing steps.]] / Rosemary: Where are we going? / Sylvester: Almost there! / Rosemary: All right, what's so important that--oh my. / [[Zoom out to...
The Mansion of E - Monday, August 11, 2003 [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]] / Rosemary: It was almost dark when I came here. I didn't realize how bit it all... You can see for miles! / Sylvester: Yes. / Sylvester: And time was... My family owned it all. The forest, the port, the farms, everything in the valley... / Rosemary: But now you...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 12, 2003 [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]] / Rosemary: So... You're saying that you lost all of your family's money? / Sylvester: Oh no. The wealth and the power were all long gone before I came on the scene. / [[A small fishing village can be seen in the distance]] / Sylvester: Things had been going downhill...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]] / Rosemary: So in the end your family went from being a race of conquerors to a collection of goofball slackers and pseudo-intellectual twits? / Sylvester: Hey, it's a step up! / [[Sylvester smiles for a bit..]] / [[..then realizes he has been insulted.]] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 14, 2003 [[Sylvester and Rosemary on a turret, overlooking the countryside.]] / Sylvester: So, Rosemary, now that you know our life story, what's yours? How did you come to b-- / Rosemary: HEY! / Sylvester: What? / Rosemary: I just realized! We're directly over the main gate here! / Sylvester: Yes? So? / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Friday, August 15, 2003 [[On top one of the Mansion's towers.]] / Sylvester: HOLD IT! / Rosemary: Is there a problem? / Sylvester: Of course there's a problem! / Sylvester: Pouring oil on an invading army? Killing a monster with a vase? What is the /matter/ with you? / Sylvester: I DEMAND that-- / Rosemary: It would also work...
The Mansion of E - Monday, August 18, 2003 [[Rosemary and Sylvester stand at the far end of a long hallway lined with doors.]] / Rosemary: What's all this? / Sylvester: Storage. Our family has always carried a strong strain of pack-rat... / [[Rosemary turns to look at a door labeled "Pointy Stick Room".]] / Sylvester: Let's see... been ages since...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 [[Sylvester and Rosemary walk past a door labeled "FRED".]] / [[The door is slammed open by a large scruffy-looking bearded man wielding a battle-axe.]] / Frederick: THAT'S /IT/! I'VE HAD IT UP TO //HERE// WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'M GONNA-- I'm gonna... / Frederick: Oh. It's you, Sylvester. Terribly sorry....
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 {{The door in panel 1 is labeled "Stones-- Gaul, Gob, Rolling".}} / Rosemary: So, when you said that you and Mortimer lived "more or less" alone... / Sylvester: I didn't know that Frederick was here. He tends to come and go... / Sylvester: And when he goes, he tends to go, and go, and... / Rosemary: Go? / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 21, 2003 [[We see a door labeled "FRED".]] / [[Frederick opens the door and looks worriedly out into the corridor.]] / Woman Of Mystery: What is it? What's the matter now? / Frederick: That was a /girl/ with Sylvester just now. / Woman Of Mystery: A girl. With /Sylvester/? You're obviously seeing things again,...
The Mansion of E - Friday, August 22, 2003 [[Sylvester and Rosemary pass by an alcove containing a mysterious device on a pedestal. The device has a digital display and various changing lights on the front.]] / Sylvester: Anyway. The pots should be right down here... / Rosemary: Uh.. Sylvester? What's this? / <> / Sylvester: We don't know....
The Mansion of E - Monday, August 25, 2003 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are in the alcove of the Mysterious Ticking Device]] / Rosemary: That's your plan for dealing with this? Just leave town when it's scheduled to hit zero? / Sylvester: Essentially, yes. / <> / Rosemary: That's ridiculous. Let's at least take it /outside/. Then we can come...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are in the alcove of the Mysterious Ticking Device]] / Sylvester: Aruba? You want to go to Aruba right now? / Rosemary: Of course not. I meant when this thing hits zero. Now, let's go get that pot. / <> / Sylvester: Um.. you sure you're all right? That was a nasty jolt that-- / Rosemary:...
 

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