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The Mansion of E - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 [[On the would-be bucketchain]] / Snerd: (sigh) OK, fine. We have to talk to Rhid. Our only chance is to send someone to whom Rhid owes a favor. Who would that be? / Wrawa: Comshaw. / Snerd: Yes! Of course! Comshaw! / [[Turns so he's facing Spot.]] / Snerd: Comshaw, you need to.. to.. / Snerd: You're not...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, May 13, 2004 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's]] / Spot: I ain't jokin' Wrawa! Comshaw ain't here! / Wrawa: But.. that's just *silly*. Water is wet. Fire is hot. Comshaw shows up when- / Spot: Yeah, well. He's gone. And Camora. And the *Big Three*, too. No one's seen 'em all day. / {{Nevus, Agita and Guttle}} / [[Skuy is visible...
The Mansion of E - Friday, May 14, 2004 Narration: A squad gathers.. / Hopobefever: OK. Everyone here? All right. Listen up. I've know for quite a while now that the Council, and Hpthbvtw's little gang, have been up to something, and they haven't seen fit to inform ME. / Hopobefever: Now they've gone into Le Tree, Nevus's pride and joy. We...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, May 15, 2004 [[Camora and Hax in the lurking alcove.]] / Camora: Hmm. / Hax: What is it? / [[Hopobefever leading her squad into Le Tree]] / Camora: See that Ghast going into Le Tree? / Hax: Yes. / Camora: That's Hopobefever. Works for the Council. She's a dangerous one. / Hax: Oh? / Camora: She notices things. / Hax:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, May 16, 2004 [[Hax and Camora are Lurking in the Lurking Alcove outside of Le Tree.]] / Hax: So you.. admire.. this Hopobefever? / Camora: "Admire" is a little strong. But she's definitely second-tier material. / Hax: Second-/what/ material? / Camora: In terms of intelligence, I'm first-tier. So is Comshaw. On a good...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 17 , 2004 [[In the Lurking Alcove opposite Le Tree.]] / Hax: So. On which of your "intelligence tiers" do *I* reside? / Camora: I don't know you will enough to assign you. Yet. Which reminds me.. / Hax: Yes? / Camora: What's *your* story? How did you end up working for God? / [[Hax thinks about this.]] / Hax:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, May 18, 2004 [[In the lobby of Le Tree]] / Sylvester: It's gotten awfully quiet in there. Can *you* see what is happening? / Rosemary: I *think* I see the queen snake still moving around. Maybe the Ghasts- / Hopobefever: Excuse me? / [[Hopobefever with her squad: two Trogs, two Wyrms and a Gobule, most of whom haven't...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 [[In the lobby of Le Tree. Rosemary and a Wyrm watch.]] / Hopobefever: Ambit. Go establish a parimeter inside. / Ambit: Right, boss. / [[Hopobefever turns to Rosemary and Sylvester.]] / Hopobefever: Now then. You two. / Sylvester: Yes? / Hopobefever: I don't like all-new species suddenly cropping up out...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, May 20, 2004 Hopobefever: Gaah! I'm surrounded by idiots! You. Wait here. / Sylvester: Right. No Problem. / [[Hopobefever leaves scene]] / Sylvester: Rosemary? Where are you going? / Rosemary: Nowhere. I'm looking for something.. anything.. I can use as a weapon. / Sylvester: A weapon? / Rosemary's voice: Just in case....
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 21 , 2004 [[In the lobby of Le Tree.]] / Sylvester: No weapons? / Rosemary: Not even a plant stand or a chair leg. What kind of restaurant lobby is this? / [[The dead Ecadem Smyth]] / Sylvester: You seemed to do OK without one just now.. / Rosemary: Eh. None of them were trained fighters. And that.. what didya callit?...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 22 , 2004 [[In the lobby of Le Tree]] / Rosemary: Speaking of Boogiemen.. That brings us back to just how weird this mansion of yours is! / Sylvester: Oh? / Rosemary: All the books, even Wuttgutt's, say that there hasn't been a confirmed boogieman sighting in well over 100 years! And *you've* got them working as...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 23 , 2004 [[Blackness]] / Mortimer: wha? / [[He opens his eyes.]] / [[He is lying on the ground amid flowers and rocks.]] / [[He sits up.]] / [[He is in a clearing in the forest. Trees have been knocked down. The sky is overcast. The Mansion is visible in the background.]] / [[He starts hitting himself on...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 24 , 2004 [[Mortimer surveys the changed forest.]] / Mortimer, thinking: How could this thing change the whole *sky*? / [[He notices something]] / Mortimer: thinking: It's just not- -possible..? / [[Someone's hand resting on the ground.]] / [[Mortimer bends over him]] / Mortimer: Oh, Brush. I'm so sorry. It's...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 25 , 2004 [[In a changed forest]] / Mortimer: Rosemary? Is that you? / Rosemary, off panel: of course it's me. / [[She is wearing an armored top and skirt, carrying a shield with a large E on it, and wielding a bladed pole-weapon. Her hat is the same.]] / {{This weapon is called the Can-Opener.}} / Rosemary: sigh....
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, May 26, 2004 [[Mortimer and Armored Rosemary are staring off-screen at Mortimer #2 as he talks. A giant semitransparent P overlaps this and the following panels]] / Mortimer #2: Sorry, Rosemary. We got a little sidetracked, but now we're.. / [[Mortimer #2 wears a pointy hat and wears a shirt with moon and stars on...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday, May 27, 2004 [[Mortimer is back in the clearing.]] / Narration: ZORP... / Snerk, off-panel: Wow. / Snerk: Impressive light-show! / Mortimer: Light..? Uh.. thanks. Where are the others? / [[Mimsy, Nevus and Guttle looking dazed.]] / Snerk: Oh, you know undergrounders. Don't handle bright light very well. / [[Agita's...
The Mansion of E - Friday, May 28, 2004 [[In the tunnel to the forest]] / Niddle: Comshaw.. that Gnoll you poked back there.. / Comshaw: Skoil. Yes? What about him? / Niddle: I've always known yoiu have a dangerous job. But.. do you do that a lot? Have.. duels? / Comshaw: I'm the best poker in the world. So, yeah. They're always coming after...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, May 29, 2004 [[Comshaw and Niddle the Gnolls are talking in the tunnel to the forest.]] / Comshaw: OK.. we're almost to the forest. I need to explain. Niddle.. / Niddle: There's no ceiling there. I understand. / Comshaw: No. You don't. But... we'll see. What I was /going/ to say was about the sun. It's like... the...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, May 30, 2004 [[Comshaw and Digger Odel are talking in the tunnel to the forest.]] / Comshaw: Say.. Digger.. why did /you/ want to go to the forest? / Digger: To dig a tree. / Comshaw: "Dig a-" ah. No. The word is "chop". You /chop/ trees. And you need a nome-axe, not a wyrm-pick. / [[They look at each other for a...
The Mansion of E - Monday, May 31, 2004 [[Sina the Gnoll and others are in a corridor near "Crazy" Rhid's home.]] / Narrator: On the Bucket-chain... / Sina: OK. Fine. Spot. You're fast. Go back along the chain. Send any Wyrms forward; got no hands, but they're pretty fireproof. / Spot the Gobule: On it, Boss. / Sina: Wrawa. Go round up some...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, June 1, 2004 [[Sepferb the Ghast is holding a tray with a "cakeshroom" on it.]] / Sepferb, thinking: So. I start the day as a member of a top-secret strikeforce hunting down rampaging monsters... / [[Sepferb's "Ghastvision" POV of the cakeshroom; various items are labelled.]] / Sepferb, thinking: And I end it as a...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, June 2, 2004 [[Fosic the Helipath, Mowder the Trog and Skuy the Gnoll are manning the bucket brigade.]] / Mowder: This whole things stinks. / Skuy: Could you be more specific? / Mowder: A big fire just -happens- to break out near Crazy Rhid's place. Mr. Firebug himself. And the only way to fight it just -happens-...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 3 , 2004 [[Gorp and Phiga run along with their stolen cakeshroom. Members of the bucket brigade watch in puzzlement.]] / [[More running. There is a large window. Snipe the Jibjib is flying in the background, carrying a large coil of rope.]] / [[More running. Background: Faddle the Gnoll and Nugabela the Motihaul...
The Mansion of E - Friday, June 4, 2004 [[Amos notices as unlocking-type noises come from the door.]] / <> / [[The FRED door swings open, as Amos vanishes.]] / [[Amos reappears, weilding a large axe, and grinning angrily.]] / [[The Woman of Mystery appears in the FRED doorway, smiling at Amos and carrying an...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, June 5, 2004 [[The Woman of Mystery is locking her door, as Amos Grubb lounges in his doorway.]] / Amos: So... / <> / [[The WoM turns to face him, holding up an umbrella.]] / Amos: You're... going out? / WoM: Yes, Amos. It's /such/ a lovely day... / [[The WoM snaps open the umbrella,...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, June 6, 2004 [[Amos tosses his ax into a waiting receptacle.]] / Nellie Grubb: I tell you, Amos, *something's* coming. / Amos Grubb: Eh? How so, Nellie? / Nellie: There been *signs*. Not just Her Nibs goin' out for one of her strolls. My knee's been acting up again. Saw that big shootin' star on the balcony last night. / [[Their...
The Mansion of E - Monday, June 7, 2004 [[Inside Le Tree, Hopobefever looks at the Ghast lying on the floor.]] / Hopobefever: Apvbsx? Is that you? Pull yourself together! / Apvbsx: Tryin' like zark, Ma'am. / Hopobefever: All right. What's going on here? / [[Ambit the Trog gets tossed into the shot, landing on Apvbsx.]] / Fang: What's going...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 8 , 2004 [[Inside Le Tree. Debris and flames. Hopobefever confronts the bouncers]] / Fang: You? What are *you* going to do all by y- / [[Hopobefever smashes Fang's eye.]] / <> / [[She fells Mslissa the Queen Snake with a punch.]] / <> / [[Gill the Ichyoid is puzzled to be hoisted aloft.]] / [[He...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 9 , 2004 [[Hopobefever stands amidst the defeated bouncers. The Jibjib waiter looks down from the local branch of the Tree.]] / {{The waiter's name has not been given on-screen, but it is Swill.}} / Hopobever: Now then. Anyone *else* have anything to contribute? / Swill: Umm.. yes. / Hopobefever: Yes? / Swill:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, June 10, 2004 [[Rosemary and Sylvester listen to sounds of battle inside Le Tree]] / <> / Sylvester: Um... Rosemary? I strongly suspect you're not one to.. well.. *give up* easily.. And I know that *both* the scary Maitre D' and the angry ghast told us to wait here... / Sylvester: But... still......
 

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