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The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 2 , 2012 [[Hopobefevfer and one of Commander Hpthvo's unnamed subordinates silently walk back towards the Basement.]] / [[They are near the doors of the Elevator.]] / Hopobefevfer: . . . / Hopobefevfer: . . . / Hopobefevfer: . . . / Hopobefevfer: /Die./ / [[They disappeared down the passage towards the Sneech...
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 3 , 2012 [[Outside the Mansion's Basement door, Sylvester, Rosemary and Mortimer are confronted by Ghast Commander Hpthvo and her unnamed male subordinate.]] / Hpthvo: Then there is the question of your species. /You/, at the very least, are clearly not a Nome. / Mortimer: Huh? Why is everyone.. we're Humans! / Hpthvo:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 4 , 2012 [[Outside the Mansion's Basement door, Sylvester and Mortimer look back. Rosemary doesn't.]] / [[Framed in the open doorway, the Woman of Mystery looks at them.]] / [[Mortimer turns.]] / Mortimer: Out! Out! Everyone! Now! Before any /more/ angry Ghasts show up! / [[The three of them go past the WoM.]] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 5 , 2012 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[Following an ominous proclamation, the three Gnolls looks around.]] / [[Two flutterbys fly overhead, colored in strips of blue, red, gray and/or white. They trail small banners: HURL THAT SPHERIOD (sic)/ DOWN THE FIELD]] / {{References to the song "Fight Fiercely,...
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 6 , 2012 [[The Woman of Mystery passes through the Mansion's Basement door, trailed by her "pet" balloon.]] / [[She closes the door behind them.]] / <> / [[She approaches Sylvester, who is standing near the Dohickey.]] / Sylvester: . . . / WoM: . . . / WoM: Hello, /Sylvester/. / Sylvester, pointing: ...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 7 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Sylvester: I remember you! You're the Scary Lady! / Scary Lady/Woman of Mystery: . . . / [[She pokes at his forehead, and he looks stunned.]] / <> / [[He turns violently away.]] / Sylvester: AAAGGH! / [[He is calm and his eyes are back to normal.]] / [[He...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 8 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / The Woman of Mystery: However did you end up like that? / Sylvester: We were down in the... I assume /you/ were aware the Ettinworks actually still exists. / [[Outline of Rosemary and Sylvester being brain-zapped when Mortimer touches a menhir in the Ettinworks.]] / WoM:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 9 , 2012 [[At the Mansion's door to the Basement. Sylvester leaves the Woman of Mystery alone with the Dohickey.]] / Sylvester: Mortimer! Rosemary! Stop! / [[Voices can be indistinctly heard. The Woman of Mystery extends her hand, and sends a bit of magic towards the Dohickey.]] / [[She receives a powerful blast...
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 10 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Mortimer: Are you done talking to her, Sylvester? Can we go? / Sylvester: /I'm/ not done by a long shot, I expect. Rosemary, what's wrong? / Rosemary: Nothing is wrong, Sylvester. / Sylvester: /Something/ is. You're still not acting like yourself at all. / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 11 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Mortimer: I'm not.. Rosemary, why did you call me Mr. Eman? / Rosemary: We are being all formal, Mr. Eman sir. / [[The Woman of Mystery watches this with amusement.]] / Mortimer: What? We are? Why? / Rosemary: Because you said so, Mr. Eman sir. / WoM, thinking: He...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 12 , 2012 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: What was that CLANG noise? / Chunner: /That/, kid, was one of an s-shaft's emergency exit shutters.. shutting. / Crud: Between 44g and 44i, I would guess. / [[From various distances:]] / <> / <> / <> / [[And finally, much closer:]] / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20120212.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 13 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Mortimer: Rosemary, I'm not.. if anyone's "Mr. Eman", It's Sylvester! I'm just.. Call me Mortimer! Please! / Rosemary: Yes Mr. Mortimer, Sir. / [[The Woman of Mystery watches all of this.]] / Mortimer: No! Just use Mortimer! No Mister! No Sir! / Rosemary: Yes, Mortimer. / WoM,...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 14 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Sylvester: Rosemary.. is this how you acted with your.. /Hack N' Slash/ bosses? / Rosemary: I do as I'm told, Sylvester. Mortimer's orders are irresistible. / Mortimer: WHAT? / Mortimer: This.. this is /ridiculous/! Here! I'll /prove/.. Rosemary.. bark.. bark like...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 15 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door. Rosemary now thinks she is a dog, and cheerfully greets Sylvester.]] / Sylvester: Well. Now you really will have to feed her and take her for walks. / Mortimer: I.. / Rosemary: ARF! / [[Rosemary crawls past Sylvester.]] / Mortimer: I.. didn't think she'd actually /do...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 16 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Sylvester: "Cheerfully follow.." She's.. repeating.. things I said, too. Yes. But I was being facetious. Maybe it was a lingering effect from that zap, but I w- / Mortimer: Sylvester! NO! I.. I don't care what /caused/ this! / [[Rosemary the "dog" turns away from...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 17 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door. Magic flows between Mortimer's umbrella and Rosemary's head.]] / Mortimer: Please listen carefully, Rosemary. / Rosemary: Yes Mast.. Mortimer. / Mortimer: Because these are the /last/ orders I am giving you. Ever. / Mortimer: From now on, don't take any orders from anyone!...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 18 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door. Magic flows between Mortimer's umbrella and Rosemary's head.]] / Mortimer: ...Rosemary? / [[Rosemary turns to face Sylvester.]] / Rosemary: What do /you/ think, Sylvester? / Sylvester: Me? / Rosemary: I was so /happy/. There was no doubt or uncertainty. Now it's all.....
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 19 , 2012 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: So what happens now? / Chunner: Amazingly, after the Mandatory Waiting Period, we can open the shutters from here. / Crud: There's a knob-thing you twist on them. The shutters. / Chunner: But until we know which side we want to- / <> / Chunner:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 20 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Rosemary: So, Sylvester, why are we just standing around here? / Mortimer: You're.. you're feeling all right, Rosemary? / Rosemary: What? Yes, of course I am. / Mortimer: ...I..I /order/ you to.. to stick out your tongue and hop up and down! / Rosemary: How about...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 21 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Mortimer: Oh.. Sylvester. You're.. OK now, too? I /can/ go? / Sylvester: Yes, Mortimer. I'm as fine as /I/ ever get. But.. / Mortimer: Yes? / [[Sylvester holds out his hand.]] / Sylvester: I think that glowgem caused the problem with Rosemary. So.. hand it over. Please. / Mortimer:...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 22 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door. Sylvester holds out a glowgem.]] / Rosemary: What are you going to do with that thing? / Sylvester: Nothing, I hope. In fact.. You keep it tucked away. Someplace safe. Please. / [[Rosemary takes it.]] / Rosemary: OK. And we take the.. Dohickey to this Quiet Room of...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 23 , 2012 [[Near the Basement door. Rosemary and Sylvester approach the Woman of Mystery/Scary Lady.]] / Sylvester, thinking: So anyway. / Sylvester, thinking: Deep breath. / Sylvester: Myrrh. This is Rosemary Ripley. She'll be.. staying with us. Indefinitely. / WoM: Will she now. / Sylvester: Rosemary, this is...
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 24 , 2012 [[At the Mansion's Basement door. Rosemary is present, glaring.]] / Sylvester: Well! Anyway! That's done, and we're all busy people here, places to g- / The Woman of Mystery: It /was/ you, wasn't it, Sylvester? / Sylvester: I'm.. I'm sorry? / WoM: Who sent those two idiots to further waste my, as you say,...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 25 , 2012 [[At the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Sylvester: So we can- / The Woman of Mystery: Then there is the question of that object behind me. It is of the Sneeches, yes? / [[The side of the Dohickey.]] / Sylvester: Yes. They gave.. left it for me. You.. were aware they seem to have gone.. moved? / WoM: I had...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 26 , 2012 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[The three Gnolls have been sealed inside their emergency pods.]] / <> / Cully: . . . / Chunner: . . . / Crud: . . . / <> / Cully: This is surprisingly comfortable. / Chunner: Yeah. Not that bad, at all. / Crud: The pods are designed for long-term...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 27 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / The Woman of Mystery: Now then, Rosemary R- / Rosemary: Does your "husband" know what you /are/? / [[Outline of the WoM floating up to where Frederick is sitting on a bed.]] / WoM: Oh, Frederick had learned all there was to know about /me/ twenty years before you...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 28 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door. An outline of the Woman of Mystery facing a Dornbeast.]] / WoM: And.. if anyone or anything threatens Frederick's safety or happiness.. / [[Outline of the WoM's hand yanking a young Mortimer away from some very dangerous spikes.]] / WoM: (..the latter of which includes,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 29 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / The Woman of Mystery: But anyway. Leaping to the /real/ reason we're having this little chat. / Rosemary: Which is? / WoM: Further discussion of the subject on which my great-nephew was expounding before his hasty departure. / Rosemary: You disagree, I imagine. / WoM:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 1 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door. Myrrh/The Woman of Mystery looks at Rosemary's helmet.]] / Myrrh: So. To be.. all official. I have no objection to you staying here. / Myrrh: ..heh. It's already proving amusing. / [[She extends a finger. The damaged wing on the helmet bends back into place. The trundlebug...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 2 , 2012 [[Near the Mansion's Basement door.]] / Sylvester: And now? / Myrrh/Woman of Mystery: I shall FINALLY confirm that the Sneehes have in fact departed. / Sylvester: Sounds good. / [[Myrrh walks away.]] / Myrrh: . . . / Myrrh: Although I /do/ have one more question. / Sylvester: Which is? / [[Outline of Mortimer...
 

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