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The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 9 , 2004 [[Inside Le Tree, Rosemary and Sylvester face Snoot]] / Rosemary: Oh. Right. We were supposed to be following you. / Rosemary: It's just.. we seem to have developed a bad habit of distracting each other.. and.. / [[They look at one another.]] / Rosemary: BOO! / [[Snoot remains impassive.]] / [[More...
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 10, 2004 [[Inside Le Tree. Whispering throughout. A large arrow is on the wall.]] / Sylvester: I didn't know that Motihauls could teleport and breath hallucinogenic gas. / Rosemary: Well.. *Normal* ones that don't live in the Mansion can't. And I don't think Snoot can either. / [[Snoot is carrying a small tube.]] / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 11 , 2004 [[Climbing steps towards Spatchcock's office.]] / Snoot: Sir, mind the sixth step. / Sylvester: Why? What do- / Sixth Step: CHOMP / Sylvester: AIIGH! / [[Snoot watches the off-panel action.]] / Sylvester: getitoff! / <> / [[A moment of silence.]] / [[Rosemary appears in view.]] / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 12 , 2004 [[Passing an alcove.]] / Rosemary: Um.. Mr. Snoot? What's in here? / Snoot, thinking: Sigh.. / Snoot: This is a small exhibit set up by Mr. Nevus. It contains certain.. acquisitions.. of which he is especially proud. He encourages visitors to examine them. / [[Inside the alcove are three glass domes,...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 13 , 2004 Snoot: That is not a GBOL in the display, sir. / Sylvester: But it- / Snoot: It is an ABOL, the only one in the world. / Sylvester: Oh. An ABOL. That's more understandable. / Sylvester: But "the only one in the world"? That's just not true. You can find them- / [[He sees Rosemary's expression.]] / Sylvester:...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 14 , 2004 [[Sylvester explains to Rosemary.]] / Sylvester: "GBOL" is short for "Glowing Ball of Light". / [[He points at the light on the ceiling.]] / Sylvester: They are alive.. sort of.. and tied into and regulated by the Tree. They supply all the light we've been using down here. / Rosemary: Oh. So why were we...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 15, 2004 [[Snoot watches as Rosemary and Sylvester discuss Glowing Balls of Light.]] / Rosemary: So. What's an ABOL? / Sylvester: An -Amorphous- Ball of Light. Much rarer than GBOLs. / Sylvester: Unlike GBOLs, ABOLs are free-floating and self-powered. Thus they don't live.. or last.. as long as GBOLs. There are...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 16 , 2004 [[Rosemary has been zapped and is lying on the floor.]] / Sylvester: Rosemary? Are you.. going to live? / Rosemary: Yes. / Sylvester: Good. You know, you are almost as bad as Mortimer when it comes to touching things which *really* shouldn't be t- / Rosemary: Yes. Maybe I'll "touch" you next. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , September 17 , 2004 [[Rosemary recovers on the floor.]] / Rosemary: So what's this "Kine Hall"? / Sylvester: No idea. / Rosemary: And a "Gboler"? / Sylvester: At a guess, someone who breeds GBOLs. My family called them Glowmasters. / Sylvester: Look, Rosemary.. this'll probably be our last chance to talk before we meet this...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 18 , 2004 [[Rosemary gets up from the floor.]] / Sylvester: If you can, we'd better get moving. I think Snoot's becoming annoyed with us. / Rosemary: Yes. OK. / [[She speaks to the ABOL inside the glass display dome.]] / Rosemary: But if you can understand me, if you are sentient, I'll be back. / This too is not...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 19 , 2004 [[The Plant, the Hamster and the Glowing Ball of Light are all in glass cases.]] / Plant: So that's the Ball's scintillating contribution to the conversation. How about you, Hamster? / Plant: Anything to add? Anything at all? / [[The Hamster turns away for a moment.]] / Plant: ? / [[The Hamster turns...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 20 , 2004 [[On their way to Spatchcock's office.]] / Rosemary: So, Snoot, is there anything else interesting that Mr. Nevus wants his guests to see? / Snoot: *No*, Madam. / [[They walk past a tall multicolored Growth, topped with bulbs, a flag and a horn-like object which spits out something like a flutterby. It...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 21 , 2004 [[A shot of the Growth in all its glory.]] / <> / [[Closer in, looking at the three bulbs on top. Two of them split in an X-shape. A bubble begins to inflate on another part]] / <> / [[The bulbs open, revealing two snake-like heads, Ahz and Skiv, who watch the departing...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 Snoot: Mr. Spatchcock's office. Please wait here while I announce you. / Rosemary, whispering: I heard what you said before about not showing ignorance, but.. offices.. aren't my forte. Why didn't he just take us in? / Sylvester, whispering: It's partly psychological. Keeping us waiting establishes whose...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 23, 2004 [[Narration: While Rosemary and Sylvester wait for their meeting... / Rosemary: I'm getting real sick of all this -waiting-... / [[Snerk glares at Agita, while Mortimer watches]] / Narration: Mortimer has been forced into conducting an auction... / Mortimer, thinking: Trouble-magnet senses tingling! / Narration:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 24, 2004 [[Three eyebolts are sitting at a table writing]] / <> <> <> <> <> / [[The middle eyebolt stops writing and looks to his right. The other two continue to write]] / <> <> <> / [[The middle eyebolt looks to his left. The other two...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, September 25, 2004 [[Three eyebolts are sitting at a table writing]] / <> <> <> <> / [[The door opens]] / <> / Inspector Petyphrog: Everybody freeze! / [[Inspector Petyphrog, an eyebolt with an A.W.S. badge, has entered the room]] / Inspector Petyphrog: Inspector Petyphrog of the...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 26 , 2004 [[Inside a Eyebolt skritchpod.]] / Eyebolt #1: Him! He's the Weirder! / Eyebolt #2: Yes! I did it! / Eyebolt #2: And I'm *glad!* Weirding is glorious and natural! One day, no matter / how much Agita and the AWS try to supress it, everyone will see the *truth!* / [[He is <> by Pettyphrog's goons.]] / Pettyphrog:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 27 , 2004 [[A flutterby with the eggs she has laid on a cavern wall.]] / [[One of them hatches.]] / <> / [[A baby emerges]] / <> / Baby: Hi / Mother: Hi. / Baby: Yr my ma? / Mother: Ys. / Baby: Oh. / [[They study each other.]] / [[The baby looks around.]] / [[Looks back at her.]] / [[The baby...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 28 , 2004 [[Two Smyts see a new flutterby approaching.]] / Nontool Smyt: Whatit? / Tool Smyt: New flutterby. / [[The flutterby does some fancy arial maneuvering.]] / Nontool: Why it do that? / Tool: Dunno. Sheer exuberence? (sic) Pleasure at being alive? / [[Nontool thinks about this.]] / [[He does a little dance,...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 [[Leny the Trog is stacking rocks and humming off-key.]] / Wrawa, from off-screen: Leny! -Finally!- There you are! / Leny: Oh, hi, Wrawa! / Wrawa: Come with me. / Leny: OK! / [[They walk along in silence.]] / Wrawa, thinking: If only all of life were this simple.
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 30, 2004 [[Leny and Wrawa the Trogs are in a corridor. A small flutterby flaps towards them.]] / Leny: Hey, lookit! A flutterby! I love those things! / [[Leny chomps the flutterby as it gets into range.]] / <> / [[Leny looking happy, his mouth full.]] / [[He has an unpleasant realization.]] / [[The flutterby...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 1 , 2004 [[Leny and Wrawa in a corridor.]] / Wrawa: Kronk? Are you down there? / Kronk, from off-panel: G'way, Wrawa. / [[Kronk, an adult Trog, is sitting and staring at a large gem-like object.]] / Wrawa: Are you still sulking? / Kronk: Not sulking. Tryin to member. Used to work with these. Used to be / *smart*....
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 2 , 2004 [[Wrawa, Kronk and Leny the Trogs are walking along a large-panelled corridor.]] / [[Leny has a sudden realization.]] / Leny: hee hee! / Wrawa: ? / Leny: "Too strong for your taste"! That was a *joke*! / [[Wrawa smiles.]]
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 3 , 2004 [[In a corridor with Kronk, Leny and Wrawa the Trogs.]] / Leny: I know a joke, too! / Wrawa: You do? / Leny: Yeah! Skibble told it to me: Why did the Jibjib cross the Great Chasm? / Wrawa: Why? / Leny: To get to the other side! / [[Kronk and Wrawa silently consider this.]] / [[Kronk turns away.]] / Kronk:...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday, October 4, 2004 [[Walking in a corridor]] / Wrawa: Leny? How come you're always so.. cheerful.. even after you.. changed? / Leny: That's easy. I wasn't smart when I was little. / Leny: Well, OK. I was *smarter*, but not like Kronk n' Hamble n' the others. Not a *big* change when *I* got big. Not inside anyway. / [[points...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 5 , 2004 [[The Trogs Wrawa, Leny and Kronk are walking down a corridor in the Basement.]] / Leny: Wrawa.. when its time for /you/.. I hope you dont take the plunge. it's not so bad this way.. / Wrawa: I probably won't get a choice, Leny. I'm a- girl, remember? When the time comes.. it's 90% likely that I'll just...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 6 , 2004 [[Guest art by Simon Shepard, creator of the webcomic NeTrek. Rosemary and Sylvester in a corridor, she armed with sword and shield, he with a frying pan.]] / Narration: Tread carefully... ...you may not be the only one watching your step. The Mansion of E.
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 7 , 2004 [[At an auction site in the forest. Agita the Miotihaul faces Nevus the small Wyrm and Guttle the Gobule. Snerk the Saur lurks in the background.]] / Agita: Ah. Feeling better, are we? / Guttle: Yes. / [[Agita turns towards Mortimer.]] / Agita: Good. Are /you/ ready to begin, auctioneer? / [[Mortimer...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 8 , 2004 [[In the forest of E.]] / Mortimer: So. Anyway. An auction. I guess we can.. open the bidding at.. uh- one simol- / [[Snerk approaches]] / Mortimer: Yes? / [[Snerk whispers in Mortimer's ear.]] / Mortimer: Really? / Snerk: Yup. I know *that* much about auctions. / Mortimer: Oh. Well. OK then. We can open...
 

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