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The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 9 , 2004 [[In the Forest of E, at an auction site. Nevus the Wyrm sits on his tray.]] / Nevus: I bid one fleeb for the Zorper / Guttle the Gobule: Two fleebs. / Agita the Motihaul: Three fleebs. / Snerk the Saur: Three and a half fleebs! / Agita: You've been snacking on your employer's property, Snerk? / Snerk:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 10 , 2004 [[In the forest of E, Mortimer the "auctioneer" watches silently as the bids climb higher. All voices from off-panel.]] / Agita the Motihaul: Five fleebs / Nevus the Wyrm: Six fleebs. / Guttle the Gobule: Seven! / Snerk the Saur: Eight! / Nevus: Eight, and a keg of squeezejuice! / Guttle: Grr. Nine and a...
The Mansion of E - Monday , October 11 , 2004 [[Somewhere in the Basement, a compartively large Fuzz is crushing Smyts.}} / Fuzz: Haha! Stoopid Symts! me crush! / Off-screen voice: Stop, Miscreant! / Fuzz: Huh? / [[Soopersmyt poses heroically. He wears a cape and has an S on his chest.]] / Smyts: SOOPERSMYT! / [[The Fuzz springs to the attack,...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 12 , 2004 [[Somewhere in the Basement. Yaypo the Wyrm watches as three Gnolls (Frag, Forfend, and Blem) go past. / Frag: Those Phizzers on the Council are goin' after Le Tree! Faldstool's calling in everybody! Let's move! / [[Two nameless Gobules go past in the opposite direction.]] / Gobule #1: Maw and Nash are...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 [[Two Wyrms are in the Hot Zone]] / Yaypo: Hey, Syth. / Syth: Yaypo. How are things? / <> / [[A rock breaks free from the ceiling and crashs to the floor]] / Yaypo: The Coldzoners are fightin' again. / Syth: Yeah. Heard about that.
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday, October 14, 2004 [[Wyrms down in the Hot Zone.]] / Yaypo: Here comes Gybb. / Syth, thinking: Oh, dear. / Syth: Hello, Gybb. How are y- / Gybb: QUIET! I'm hunting rocks. -Talking- rocks. And when I find one, there's -gonna be trouble!- / [[Yaypo and Syth silently watch Gybb leave.]] / Yaypo: He's going to die out there. / Syth:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 15 , 2004 [[A rock deep in the Hot Zone.]] / [[Yaypo the Wyrm appears.]] / Yaypo: *You* look like a talking rock. Are you? / [[No reply. Another rock is visible nearby.]] / Yaypo: *WELL??* / Second rock: No, he isn't! But I am! / [[Yaypo looks at the second rock.]] / [[Yaypo is gone. The second rock has...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 16 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. Rock #1 is with the remains of Rock #2.]] / Rock #1: Sorry you got smashed by that Wyrm, but it was you or me. / Remains: [musical note] / Rock #2: ? / Remains: [same note, bone-shakingly loud.] / <> / [[Rock #3 falls from the ceiling, smashing Rock #2, sending pieces...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 17 , 2004 [[In the Hot Zone. Gybb the Wyrm is alone...]] / Gybb, thinking: Hah! Yaypo and all the others, going on about how dangerous talking rocks are.. / <> {{as behind him one rock falls on another rock}} / [[SuperRock goes flying by unnoticed in the background.]] / Gybb: Show me a talking rock! I'll...
The Mansion of E - Monday, October 18, 2004 [[SuperRock falls down a shaft in the Hot Zone.]] / [["He" bounces off a bulge in the wall]] / <> / [[And then another.]] / <> / [[He lands on the very tip of an outcropping.]] / SuperRock: Oof! / [[He teeters for a moment]] / SuperRock, thinking: Oh no! / [[He falls onto the outcropping,...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 [[On a ledge in the Hot Zone.]] / SuperRock: Sooo.. you been here a while, old-timer? / OldRock: Oh, yes, Sonny. Longer than you can *possibly* imagine. hee hee. / SuperRock, thinking: Terrific. / SuperRock: And what's the bottom of the cliff, here? / OldRock: That's the *real* Hot Zone! You don't wanna...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 [[A sea of lava, ribboned with black rock, viewed from overhead.]] / [[SuperRock plunges into the shot, falling further towards the lava in each panel.]] / SuperRock: YYYAAAA / SuperRock: AAAAAA / SuperRock: AAAAGG / SuperRock: GGGGHH / SuperRock: !!
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 21 , 2004 [[SuperRock plummets into the deep Hot Zone.]] / SuperRock, thinking: So. This is it. I'm going to die. / [[There is an island in the sea of lava below, on which are two black objects.]] / [[Closing in on one of the objects. It's a grate.]] / [[Closer still.]] / <> / [[A closeup of part...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 22 , 2004 [[A flight of small steps, beneath a low jagged-looking roof. SuperRock is bouncing helplessly down the steps.]] / SuperRock: whimper / <> / [[Darkness.]] / <> / <> / SuperRock: Wha? / <> / SuperRock: OOF! / [[More darkness]] / <> / SuperRock: ? / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041022.html
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 23 , 2004 [[Inside a mysterious complex, deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock has been spit out by some machinery onto the ground.]] / SuperRock: uhh.. / [[Something large and white looms into view next to him]] / SuperRock: ? / [[It's the toe of a boot. A set of gloved fingers come down to pick SuperRock up.]] / [[It's...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 24 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. Kulkad the Nome, wearing a protective suit, plods along carrying SuperRock.]] / <> / [[He passes a Human skeleton wearing a uniform (with an "E" patch) sitting behind a desk. Sitting on the desk is a broken mug and an old-style telephone. The desk is labeled GUARD...
The Mansion of E - Monday, October 25, 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone]] / Fizmo: And it's not just that flap acting up. The other sounds have come back, and the temperature's gotten worse, too! / [[Fizmo gestures a telescope mounted near by.]] / Fizmo: In fact, the one single solitary thing that hasn't changed recently is that zarking whatzit we were...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 26 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. Fizmo the Nome is in a suit, grumbling. SuperRock sits on the table or whatever nearby]] / Fizmo: /I talk a lot/ he says. HAH! That's a laugh. I remember Filfre. Before that zarking Spyder got him, /he/ was the one who talked all the time. I mean, it was like the guy had / [[Something...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 27 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. SuperRock has just acquired a leg.]] / SuperRock: What's happening?? / [[Three more legs appear.]] / <> / SuperRock: AAAGH! / [[That's it.]] / SuperRock: These things! What am I gonna- Wait a second.. / [[The legs can be controlled.]] / <> / [[SuperRock...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 28 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock, sitting on a desk-sized block, has suddenly sprouted legs.]] / SuperRock, thinking: If I can /move/ these things, then /maybe/ I can- / [[He stands up.]] / SuperRock: Oof! / SuperRock, thinking: Hah! Yes! I can stand! / [[He starts walking.]] / SuperRock, thinking:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday, October 29, 2004 [[Deep inside the Hot Zone, "SuperRock" gets to "his" feet.]] / SuperRock: oof / SR: Yes! I can fall, *and* get back up! With these new superpowers.. / SR: If I can.. climb.. yeah, that's the word.. climb out of here, *those Wyrms will never know what hit them!* / SR: *Forward to victory!* Or sideways,...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 30 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. Fizmo the Nome, in her protective suit, has just seen SuperRock walk away.]] / Fizmo: Kulkad! / [[Kulkad the Nome finally appears]] / Fizmo: KULKAD! / Kulkad: Yyyes? / [[The now-empty platform]] / Fizmo: That rock! /It sprouted legs and walked away!!/ / [[Kulkad says nothing.]] / Fizmo:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 31 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. Fizmo the Nome, in full protective suit, goes past the skeleton-manned guard station.]] / Fizmo: "Now I've got something to do." Hmph. Thinks he's so zarking clever. / Fizmo, from off screen: OK, fine. Where the zark is that rock? It couldn't have gotten far, it wasn't moving...
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 1 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock has climbed the back of a chair occupied by the skeleton of a Human security guard.]] / SuperRock, thinking: Almost there.. / [[He starts climbing the skeleton's head.]] / SuperRock: urg oof / [[He is now standing on the skeleton's hat.]] / SuperRock, thinking: OK. Good....
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 2 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone. SuperRock is standing on the head of a skeleton, looking up at an airvent overhead.]] / SuperRock, thinking: So how do I get up to that hole? / [[He taps the wall with a leg.]] / SuperRock, thinking: I can't dig into the wall. It's made of metal. / SuperRock, thinking: But wait.....
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 3 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock scrabbles to climb into the airshaft he has just leaped to.]] / <> / SuperRock: urg oof / <> / SuperRock: So. Anyrock here? / [[No reply.]] / <> / [[He thinks...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 4 , 2004 [[A quite gory piece of fan-art which depicts an unsuspecting Comshaw being crushed by the Operator's elevator. Contributed by "ymmot", creator of the Keenspace/Comic Genesis strip Bob.]]
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 5 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock advances down the airshaft.]] / Computerish voice: BEEP. Unauthorized movement detected in airshaft 23a. Engage anti-vermin systems. / [[He is sprayed with fire]] / <> / [[He is zapped with electricity.]] / <> / [[He pelted with small projectiles.]] / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20041105.html
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 6 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock walks down an airshaft. There is a closed panel in the wall.]] / Computerized voice: Beep. Unauthorized unabated movement in airshaft 23a. / Engage Verminator 444 unit. / [[A shot of the panel.]] / [[The panel slides open.]] / <> / [[The lights of the Verminator...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 7 , 2004 [[Deep in the Hot Zone, SuperRock is walking along inside an airshaft.]] / [[He pauses in front of a stain on the wall.]] / SuperRock, thinking: Wait.. what's that up ahead? / [[There are bars blocking his path.]] / SuperRock, thinking: Hey! Those things are blocking my path! / [[Behind him, the Verminator...
 

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