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|The Mansion of E - Monday , November 8 , 2004||[[Deep in the Hot Zone. Inside an airshaft, SuiperRock faces a set of bars blocking his path. A stain is visible on the wall behind.]] / SuperRock, thinking: Perhaps if i were to vigorously propel my body against the / obstruction, it might.. / Verminator, from off-screen: BEEP! / [[The Verminator is a...|
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 9 , 2004||[[Deep in the Hot Zone, iinside an airshaft, SuperRock faces a Verminator minirobot.]]
/ SuperRock: Haven't you got visual inputs? Can't you /see/ that I'm a rock?
/ Verminator: BEEP / [[The Verminator's antenna swivel forward.]]
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday, November 10, 2004||[[Superrock taps a bar with his leg]]
/ Superrock: This material is too strong. I'd shatter further if I pushed myself into it. No more legs.
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 11 , 2004||[[Deep in the Hot Zone. Inside an airshaft, a malfunctioning Verminator minirobot has just destroyed some bars.]]
/ SuperRock: Wow. That's... wow! You did it! You removed the blockers! Thank you! / [[The Verminator is completely malfunctioning.]]
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|The Mansion of E - Friday , November 12 , 2004||[[Deep in the Hot Zone, inside an airshaft. A malfunctioning Verminator minirobot has crashed through the wall and attacked the machinery beyond. / SuperRock: What's going on in there? / [[The Verminator is tangled in the wreckage it has created. All that follows is (sic)]] / Computerized Voice: ALERT...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 13 , 2004||[[Deep in the Hot Zone, inside an airshaft.]] / Computerized voice: Attention! Airshaft 23A self-destruct has been intitiated. / you have 15 seconds to evacuate the airshaft. / SuperRock: Hello? / [[A view of the entrance to the airshaft. The cover-grate hangs by one screw.]] / [[A metal cover slams...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 14 , 2004||[[The deep Hot Zone, a mixture of stone and lava, with large pillars reaching up to the ceiling; one of the pillars is marked with a string of lights. Stalagmites and Stalactites scattered about.]] / [[An explosion from one of the stone sections, spewing a thread of light up to the roof.]]
|The Mansion of E - Monday , November 15 , 2004||[[Deep in the Hotzone. A Stalactite hangs over the magma sea.]] / [[SuperRock, riding shaft explosion, comes flying up into view.]]
/ SuperRock: AEII!! / [[SuperRock lands on the Stalactite as rubble from the explosion explodes.]]
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 16 , 2004||[[Fizmo stalks along]]
/ Fizmo: grumble mutter. / [[An explosion. (The airshaft blowing up.)]]
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 17 , 2004||[[In the Hot Zone]] / Narration: Meanwhile, A Bit Higher Up.. / Syth: Why does Gybb hunt talking rocks, anyway? If we just leave them alone, they can't come after us.. / Yaypo: Who knows. Maybe one yelled at him when he was a grub. / Yaypo: Here he comes. Looks like he's done for the day already. / [[They...|
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 18 , 2004||[[In the tunnel from the Basement to the Forest of E.]] / Narration: At the end of a tunnel.. / Comshaw: Well, here we are. That's the forest. / Niddle: Did you.. the Council.. put in that gate? / [[The gate in question, a thick lattice made of metal. The sky and trees are visible beyond.]] / Comshaw: Yes....|
|The Mansion of E - Friday , November 19 , 2004||[[In a tunnel, nearly in the Forest of E.]] / Niddle: So you think the gate was a good idea, Comshaw? / Comshaw: The /theory/ is good, but.. Hesper's the best metalworker in the world, and he personally constructed the gate-hinges... / [[Comshaw reaches for the gate-latch]] / Comshaw: ..and I'm still...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 20 , 2004||[[Comshaw opens the gate for Niddle.]] / Comshaw: So. Anyway. / [[Trees and sky.]] / Comshaw: The forest. / [[Niddle looks around, as Comshaw watches him.]] / [[Overhead view of the two of them.]] / [[A wider overhead view, as Niddle looks up.]] / [[Wider still.]] / Comshaw: Oh yes. And the sky.|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 21 , 2004||[[Niddle is aboveground for the first time in his life. He looks up at the sky.]] / Comshaw: You shouldn't stare at the sky too long, Niddle. Sometimes / people get a little- / Niddle: Does it really go up /forever?/ / [[Niddle points.]] / Comshaw: Forever? No one knows. It goes a Zark of a long ways,...|
|The Mansion of E - Monday , November 22 , 2004||[[A depiction of Rosemary and her sword in an action pose. Guest-art by The Loser Hero, creator of the Keenspace comic Twice Destined. (http://twicedestined.comicgenesis.com/)]]|
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 23, 2004||[[Comshaw and Niddle have just emerged into the forest]] / Off-screen Saur: Howdy there! / Comshaw: Can we help you with something? / Saur: That depends.. / [[Buzz the Saur is standing on the hill over the tunnel entrance, along with two Pales. One of the Pales is carrying a flag on a pole.]] / Buzz:...|
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 24 , 2004||[[In the Forest of E, Comshaw and Niddle have met Buzz the Saur and his Pale escort.]] / Comshaw: Niddle. Those are Pales up there. I'll hold them off. Go back down the tunnel, go home. If I don't come, tell Camora what happened. / Buzz: No, no. / [[Buzz indicates the nearest Pale.]] / Buzz: My chatty...|
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 25 , 2004||[[Holiday filler. Happy hoildays from Mortimer with a shirt that saiys THE, Sylvester holding a framed painting saying MANSION, Rosemary holding a small paper reading OF, and Comshaw, Niddle and Camora struggling with a large letter E.]]|
|The Mansion of E - Friday, November 26, 2004||[[Comshaw and Niddle are talking to Buzz the Saur in the forest.]] / Comshaw: "The world is coming to an end?" Your boss is a member of the Doomsayer's Guild, is he? / Buzz: I don't know what that is, or if he is member of it. To continue.. / Buzz: "The situation underground rapidly deteriorates, and...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 27 , 2004||[[In the forest of E. Comshaw and Niddle have met Buzz the Saur and his Pale escort.]] / Comshaw: So that's it? You come along, spray a load of cryptic phizz on me, and expect me to toddle away satisfied? / Comshaw: Well, /that's not good enough!/ Who is this employer of yours? What the Zark is going...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 28 , 2004||[[In the Forest of E, Comshaw and Niddle have been talking to Buzz the Saur.]] / Comshaw, thinking: "Three Old Friends are waiting for me"... / Niddle: Comshaw! That Saur and the Pales are leaving! / Comshaw: Yes? So? / Niddle: Well... I thought you'd want to follow them. And see if they lead you to this...|
|The Mansion of E - Monday , November 29 , 2004||[[In the Forest of E, at the entrance to the tunnel to the Basement.]] / Comshaw: Oh, and .Niddle, you did very well while I was talking to the Saur. Thank you. / Niddle: I thought if I said anything, Digger would stomp on my foot a- / [[Niddle turns to look around.]] / Niddle: Hey! Where'd Digger go? / Comshaw:...|
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 30 , 2004||[[In the Forest of E]]
/ Narration: "Digger" Odel and a killer tree...
/ Tree, thinking: Thaat's right. Just a *liittle* closer..
/ Digger: <
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 1 , 2004||[[Digger digs.]]
/ Killer tree, thinking: What?! That little phizzer's digging under my roots! I can't get at him!
|The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 2, 2004||[[Vezza and Umboz are in the forest.]]
/ Vezza: Nasty ol' tree! Paw! You can do -anything-! Go kill it!
/ Umboz: Vezza, we only went -near- that tree because I got a message- / [[The Killer Tree is being tunneled out from underneath by Digger]]
/ Killer Tree: Hate you! Hate you!
|The Mansion of E - Friday, December 3, 2004||[[Following the death of the Killer Tree.]] / Blorb: Umboz! How'd you kill the tree? / Umboz: I didn't- / Koyeeb, from off-panel: Time for that later, Umboz. / Umboz: Mayor Koyeeb!? What are you doing h- / Koyeeb: We must act quickly! That accursed tree has long blocked the only path to the North gnoll...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 4 , 2004||[[Various Nomes have been gathered by Mayor Koyeeb.]] / Koyeeb: Glorf! Assemble the troops! / Glorf: Yessir! / [[Koyeeb points.]] / Koyeeb: And since his bravery and cunning have just been proven beyond doubt, I name *Umboz* to lead the first- ..the first.. / [[He realizes he's pointing at empty space.]] / Blorb:...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 5, 2004||[[Umboz running, carrying Vezza]] / Vezza: Paw, I don't unnerstand! Why'd you run away from the Mayor? / Umboz: Cuz he wanted to make me do something I'm not able to do. / Vezza: Why'd he do that? / Umboz: Cuz he's an evil-minded cowardly dummy. / [[Vezza considers this]] / Vezza: So /why/ is he the...|
|The Mansion of E - Monday, December 6, 2004||[[Umboz puts Vezza down.]] / Vezza: Paw? Why're we stopping? / Umboz: Have to decide where to go. / Vezza: Can't we just go home? / Umboz: No, sweetie. Someone's probably waiting there for us. / Vezza: Who? Uncle Frotz? You always say he's loafing around when he should be- / Umboz: No. Heh. For once, I...|
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 7, 2004||[[Fan-art of Rosemary stalking down a hallway, by Roland Lowery, creator of the webcomic Role of the Die.]]|
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