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The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 8, 2004 [[This is a collection of non-plot "filler", some of it by guest artists.]] / [[Rosemary and Sylvester, as they might appear on the TV program South Park, by Arthur Levesque.]] / [[A sketch of Comshaw by McDuffies.]] / [[Rosemary, Sylvester and Mortimer, as "Micro Heroes".]]
The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 9, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: It all started with... The War. / [[Scene of some Nome and Gnoll forces closing in on each other, with wreckage and explosions in the background]]
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 10, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: What's a war? I hear people use that word, but no one ever explains stuff to me. / Umboz: It's a big raid. The biggest ever. Instead of just a few folks attacking a village, /everyone/ goes. / Umboz: Weed doesn't get...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, December 11, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza. First use in the strip of black silhouettes for flashbacks }} / Vezza: But... Ma didn't die in the war, did she? / Umboz: No. That was later. / [[Pictured: Umboz mourning at his wife's grave.]] / Umboz: The War was in your greatgrandpa's...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 12, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: So the Gnolls attacked us and started the war? Everyone always says how bad they are- / [[Pictured: A Gnoll, grinning maniacally with his claws in the air.]] / Umboz: I wish it were that simple. / Umboz: I've talked...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday, December 13, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: But whatever Gnolls are like, there were too many of them, and too many of us. And tempers began to fray. / [[Pictured: A Nome miner arguing a Gnoll, as a second Gnoll tries to seperate them.]] / Umboz: Then there...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 14, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: The spark that started it all was an explosion... a big fire... in one of our mines. / [[Pictured: Said explosion.]] / Umboz: The Nome leaders said the Gnolls did it. And lauched an attack. / [[Pictured: The Nome king...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 15, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: What's a demon? / Umboz: Powerful and evil creatures that come from /under/ the world. Or so they say. / [[Pictured: Assorted demons, all red-eyed, grinning, and immersed in fire.One of them is possibly Edgar.]] / Vezza:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 16, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: Paw? Did the Box-Demon cause us Nomes to lose the war? / Umboz: No, he just helped- / Umboz: You figure out we lost, huh? / [[Pictured: The earlier Nome warrior eagerly showcasing the pulsating skull thingy he got from...
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 17, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: But /how/ did we lose the war, when Gnolls are so weak and dumb? / Umboz: Yes, Vezza, we Nomes have more physical strength... / [[Pictured: A muscular Nome lifting two boulders in each hand, while a weedy-looking Gnoll...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday, December 18, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: Why was Compline so special? / Umboz: Unlike Zabern, who /inherited/ his post... / [[Pictured: Young Zabern receiving the crown from a High Priest at the time of his father's death.]] / Umboz: Compline grew up rough,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 19, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: Oddly, while /everyone/ knew Compline's story, Caytid kept to the shadows. / [[Pictured: Compline appears before troops, who chant his name. Caytid lurks in the background.]] / Umboz: But even we Nomes learned a few...
The Mansion of E - Monday, December 20, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: But while her magic was useful, it wasn't Caytid's truly vital contribution to the war... / [[Pictured: A Nome warrior brushing away Caytid's attempt to disarm him.]] / Umboz: That honor goes to her bringing the other...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 21, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: Girl Gnolls fought in the War? / Umboz: /You/ are not fighting in any war, Vezza, but yes... Compline, and Caytid, were better leaders than Zabern because they were innovaters [sic]. / [[Pictured: Zaberne, at a strategy-table,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 22, 2004 {{Umboz is narrating a history of the Nome War}} / [[A male Gnoll attacks while a female shoots an arrow.]] / Vezza: Why was making the Gnoll girls into archers a compromise? / Umboz: They stood behind the attacking males and shot at us Nomes over the males' heads. / [[A Gnoll jumps on a Nome from behind...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 23, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: But anyway. The war. / Umboz: Both sides did terrible things, that I'm just not going to talk about now. / [[Pictured: Burning Oozes, one of them already dead. A Nome warrior with a torch stands in the background.]] / Umboz:...
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 24, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: And so, finally, except for a handful that was given refuge by other species.. / [[Pictured: a female Motihaul sneaking a Nome mother and her child to safety from Gnoll warriors.]] / Umboz: ... the surviving Nomes were...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 25 , 2004 [[Santa Gnoll poses next to a Christmas tree with his sack of presents and his enormous candy cane.]] / Narration: Merry Christmas from Santa Gnoll and everyone else at the Mansion of E.
The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 26, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: The Pales helped us? Why? / Umboz: Hard to tell sometimes why a Pale does anything. / Umboz: But it seems they were worried that the Gnolls were getting too strong. / [[Pictured: A Pale, symbolically weighing a Gnoll...
The Mansion of E - Monday, December 27, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: Sneeches? What did *they* do? / Umboz: They came out of their dens. / Vezza: But everyone says Sneeches never *ever* come out- / [[Pictured: Nothing but black.]] / Umboz: Like Caytid's magic, it was the first and last...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 28, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: But Paw.. if you don't know what the Sneeches did.. what happened to everyone else? / [[Pictured: Umboz has picked up a stick]] / Umboz: It's easier to show you... / Umboz: Say this is the underground, [[he draws an...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 29, 2004 [[A very worried Gnoll talks to a Trog, a Helipath and a Gobule.]] / Umboz, narrating: Bad news like Sneeches travels fast. / [[A Nome adds a boulder to a pile.]] / Umboz, narrating: All they could do here in the forest was plug up the tunnels with boulders. / [[A bridge over the Great Chasm. Small sparks...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 30, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: What's so /drastic/ about cutting down a bridge? / [[Pictured: A small ropebridge between two trees. A Nome hangs out on one of them.]] / Umboz: These weren't like the treebridges we weave, Vezza. / Umboz: Grandpaw...
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 31, 2004 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Umboz: But we're getting off the subject again. The bridges were all destroyed... / [[Pictured: A Gnoll archer, sitting on what formerly constituted the base of a bridge.]] / Vezza: Paw? What's wrong? / Umboz: Just a point I'm...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 1 , 2005 [[A portrait of Rosemary being heroic and Sylvester cowering, by Will Ritter of the Keenspace/ComicGenesis webcomic Thatguy.]]
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, January 2, 2005 {{Part of the story of the Nome War, as told by Umboz to his daughter Vezza.}} / Vezza: But if the Sneeches live between us and this Chasm thingy now, how do the pales get down to trade? / [[Pictured: Another panel divided by a black crack. On the left is a Motihaul holding a glowgem; on the right, a Pale...
The Mansion of E - Monday, January 3, 2005 Umboz: But anyway. All of that brings us *finally* to your original question. / Vezza: My original question. / [[She thinks about this.]] / Vezza: Oh right. Why's the Mayor Mayor when he's a big pootyhead? / Umboz: A very good question.
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 4 , 2005 [[Umboz details the Nome War to Vezza; outlines throughout. Compline examines one of Zabern's models. Zabern's crown lies on the nearby table.]] / Umboz: Zabern was killed when the Gnolls overran his headquarters. / [[Gizgum being crowned in a very ad-hoc ceremony in the forest.]] / Umboz: His brother,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 5, 2005 Vezza: So, the Mayor is Mayor only cuz Zabern was his.. / Umboz: Greatuncle. Yes. / Vezza: That's.. that's stoopid! / Umboz: Yes. It is. / Vezza, angry: But.. why doesn?t everyone else see that? / Umboz: Heh. That?s the big problem with being squid-coaxers like we are. / Vezza: Huh? / [[Outline of Umboz...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 6 , 2005 [[Umboz and Vezza the Nomes hide and talk in the forest of E.]] / Vezza: So.. is that why the Mayor wanted you to attack the Gnolls? Cuz you think too much? / Umboz: It must be. I didn't do anything. I just *talked*. I didn't think anyone / was even listening... / [[Outline of the Killer Tree crashing...
 

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