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| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 | [[Sylvester and Rosemary stand in front of a door labeled "POT ROOM"]]
/ Sylvester: Ah.. here we are. I think.
/ Rosemary: "You think?" This is going to be an indoor marijuana farm, isn't it? / [[They are looking out from a small balcony high up on the wall. The room proves to contain nothing but a single,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030827.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 28, 2003 | [[A hallway in the Mansion.]]
/ [[Sylvester: Sorry about that.
/ Rosemary: No problem. / Sylvester: The room we need is right down here.
/ Rosemary: OK. / [[They continue walking for three panels, as Rosemary becomes silently but visibly aggravated. Doors are labelled "Dandelion Wine" and "Ersatz Sphagnum"]] / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030828.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, August 29, 2003 | [[A hallway in the Mansion. A door is labeled "Backstories"]]
/ Rosemary: So how DID you get the pot into that room?
/ Sylvester: It was Angus, the 16th Earl. / Sylvester: He captured it while battling our arch-nemesis, the Mansion of S. It was some kind of sacred relic... or something. They drug [sic]... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030829.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, September 1, 2003 | [[A hallway in the Mansion. The door in the background has a partially visible label: "Back -round -etails"]]
/ Rosemary: So /this/ is the Pots Room?
/ Sylvester: Oh, no... / Sylvester: This is just the room where we get the stuff we need to get to the Pots Room. / [[Rosemary glares at the mining helmet... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030901.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 2, 2003 | [[Sylvester is tossing things out of a closet, including a sneechstick, a shield and a fleeb.]]
/ Sylvester: There has to be /something/ in here that you can use... No... No, that won't do... / Sylvester: Wait... What do we have here...
/ [[There's a cute dead critter floating in a jar of liquid on the... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030902.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 3, 2003 | [[Rosemary has acquired a sword and shield. Sylvester is putting on a pack]]
/ Rosemary: All right. I have to ask.
/ Sylvester: Yes? / Rosemary: Out of all these zarking storage rooms, why is the only one which appears to contain things which are even remotely useful also the only one not to be labeled? / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030903.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 4, 2003 | Rosemary: So we're /really/ going to the Pots Room?
/ Sylvester: We're on our way. This time for sure.
/ [[The background wall is clearly labeled "POST NO BILLS", and there are several signs labeled "BILL" pasted on it.]] / Sylvester: The door to the basement is just down there, and after that, we-- Uh...
/ [[There... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030904.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, September 5, 2003 | [[Mortimer is still running for his life, pursued by the shark. Two Nomes (sic), Frotz and Gnusto, watch the chase from their perch on a tree limb.]]
/ Mortimer: YAHHH!!! / Frotz: Lemme tellya, I've had days like that.
/ Gnusto: I hear ya. / [[Gnusto has a realization.]] / Gnusto: You talkin' about... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030905.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, September 8, 2003 | [[Standing in front a large wooden door.]]
/ Rosemary: So this door leads to a basement full of monsters? I'm surprised you didn't board it up or something.
/ Sylvester: Well, it's complicated, you see--
/ Comshaw's voice: Hello? / Sylvester: Yes?
/ Comshaw: Sorry to intrude, but I needed to ask... did... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030908.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 9, 2003 | [[Somewhere underground. There are stalagmites and stalactites.]]
/ Camora: "Complicated"? Whadda mean, it's complicated?! / Camora: Whatever those things are, they are clearly dangerous, and must be dealt with! / Cornshaw: Well, yes. And I'm going inform the Council right now that there are--
/ Camora:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030909.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 | [[Comshaw is using an aurilnode.]]
/ Comshaw: Hello?... Oh, hello. This is Comshaw... Yes... My report? Um. You know those creatures living up top? They might be /humans/ after all. I... What? / Comshaw: You already knew. But how... I see. Yes. What are you--... Oh. Yes. Of course... Yes. Thank you.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030910.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 11, 2003 | [[Beside the door to the Basement of the Mansion.]]
/ Rosemary: Wait... that was a gnoll!
/ Sylvester: Yes. / Rosemary: Gnolls don't talk! They grunt! They live in burrows and root for worms!
/ Sylvester: Huh. Maybe where you come from. Here, they talk. / [[Rosemary and Sylvester stare at each other.]] / Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030911.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, September 12, 2003 | [[Inside Comshaw, Niddle and Camora's home. A shelf with various objects. A Pronged Device. A portrait of a Gnoll. A sketchy diagram of a Human.]]
/ Niddle: Where can we go that's safe?
/ Comshaw: We'll go to my cousin Louch's place, out in the forest. He owes me enough favors. / [[Comshaw puts a fleeb... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030912.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, September 15, 2003 | Niddle: Comshaw, how are we going to get outside? If we go through the Sneeches' territory, we--
/ Comshaw: Oh, no. We're not going /that/ way. There's an alternate route. I use it all the time. C'mon.
/ [[Comshaw locks his door.]]
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| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 | [[Beyond the door to the Basement.]]
/ Rosemary: So anyway. What now?
/ Sylvester: From here, we really only have two choices. / [[A very sinster-looking archway, with flames spouting behind it.]]
/ Sylvester: We can either go through that archway there, fight our way down past the territory of the Sneeches,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030916.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 | [[Standing in front of a sinister archway.]]
/ Rosemary: You said there's a colony of Sneeches down there? Which kind, slate or chalk?
/ Sylvester: Alabaster, actually... / Rosemary: /Alabaster?/ Those aren't the ones that breathe fire, are they?
/ Sylvester: That's /charcoal/. The alabaster all have six... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030917.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 18, 2003 | [[Standing in front of the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: OK, out with it. What's so awful about this elevator?
/ Sylvester: Technically, there's nothing wrong with the /elevator/. It's-- / [[The elevator door opens, revealing The Operator.]]
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030918.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, September 19, 2003 | [[Standing in front of the Elevator.]]
/ The Operator: As I said... GOING DOWN? / Rosemary: You're trying to intimidate us, aren't you? / [[The Operator's head swells to enormous size, pushing its way out of the frame.]]
/ The Operator: YES / Rosemary: It's not working.
/ The Operator: Well.... rats.
/ Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030919.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, September 22, 2003 | [[Inside the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: Nice elevator you have here.
/ The Operator: The finest in the Mansion. Which floor, please? / Rosemary: Floor? Uh.. Sylvester? Which floor do we want? / [[Sylvester is cowering in the corner.]] / Rosemary: Wow. You even made his eyes look like yours.
/ The Operator:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030922.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 | [[Inside the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030923.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 | [[Somewhere in the Basement.]]
/ Comshaw: Say... look over there. It's "Digger" Odel.
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| The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 25, 2003 | [[Somewhere in the Basement.]]
/ Niddle: How did you know he's feelin' mighty low?
/ Comshaw: Digger's always feelin' mighty low. What seems to be the problem today, Digger?
/ Digger: Can't get into the forest. / Comshaw: What? The tunnel's gone? It can't be. After all, /you/ helped dig it!
/ Digger: New... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030925.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, September 26, 2003 | [[Inside the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: No riders for three months? You didn't just bring a gnoll up here?
/ The Operator: A gnoll? No, I"m afraid not. / Rosemary: How about a giant tentacled monster with bloodshot eyes and slavering fangs?
/ The Operator? A dornbeast? Certainly not. I run a decent elevator... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030926.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, September 29, 2003 | [[Inside the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: So what's /your/ story?
/ The Operator: My story? / Rosemary: You said you never have any riders. So why do you keep doing this job? (And do you have any jacks?)
/ The Operator: Would you believe that I have been cursed?
/ Rosemary: Cursed? / [[The Operator poses dramatically]]
/ The... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030929.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 | [[Inside the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: A dental plan. /You/ are part of a dental plan.
/ The Operator: Oh yes. You should have seen my teeth /before/ they were repaired. They worked on my eyes as well. / Rosemary: After you broke them practicing in the mirror.
/ The Operator: Yes. / [[Sylvester's eyes refocus]]
/ Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030930.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, October 1, 2003 | < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031001.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, October 2, 2003 | [[Inside the Elevator.]]
/ Rosemary: You killed him. Did you see that? You killed him.
/ Sylvester: No. I mean, he's only knocked out. / [[Close-up of the frying pan.]]
/ Sylvester: And it wasn't really me. It was the frying pan; it's made of cold-forged iron. That's only thing that can really hurt him.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031002.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, October 3, 2003 | [[In the Forest of E]]
/ Mortimer: It's still after me... Gotta find a tree to climb...
/ Killer Tree: Psst. Hey, Buddy! / Mortimer: What?
/ Killer Tree: Climb /me/! Climb me and I'll be your friend! / Mortimer: Gee, that'd be great! I'm sure-- HEY!! / Mortimer: I'm not climbing /you/! You're one of... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031003.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, October 6, 2003 | [[Somewhere in the Basement.]]
/ Comshaw: Wait up. We should let Digger catch up with us.
/ Niddle: He's really slow. Would he get mad if I just carried him? / Comshaw: No, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.. / [[Comshaw waits expectantly.]] / <> / [[Comshaw looks down at Niddle on the floor.]] / Comshaw:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031006.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, October 7, 2003 | [[Somewhere in the Basement.]]
/ Comshaw: Your back's not broken, Niddle. Hold still.
/ Niddle: nngh... / [[Comshaw pokes Niddle in the back with his stick.]]
/ Niddle: GAH!
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031007.html |
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