You're browsing the archives of The Mansion Of E.
You can search these comics too.

show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]

The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 [[Sylvester and Rosemary stand in front of a door labeled "POT ROOM"]] / Sylvester: Ah.. here we are. I think. / Rosemary: "You think?" This is going to be an indoor marijuana farm, isn't it? / [[They are looking out from a small balcony high up on the wall. The room proves to contain nothing but a single,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, August 28, 2003 [[A hallway in the Mansion.]] / [[Sylvester: Sorry about that. / Rosemary: No problem. / Sylvester: The room we need is right down here. / Rosemary: OK. / [[They continue walking for three panels, as Rosemary becomes silently but visibly aggravated. Doors are labelled "Dandelion Wine" and "Ersatz Sphagnum"]] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Friday, August 29, 2003 [[A hallway in the Mansion. A door is labeled "Backstories"]] / Rosemary: So how DID you get the pot into that room? / Sylvester: It was Angus, the 16th Earl. / Sylvester: He captured it while battling our arch-nemesis, the Mansion of S. It was some kind of sacred relic... or something. They drug [sic]...
The Mansion of E - Monday, September 1, 2003 [[A hallway in the Mansion. The door in the background has a partially visible label: "Back -round -etails"]] / Rosemary: So /this/ is the Pots Room? / Sylvester: Oh, no... / Sylvester: This is just the room where we get the stuff we need to get to the Pots Room. / [[Rosemary glares at the mining helmet...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 2, 2003 [[Sylvester is tossing things out of a closet, including a sneechstick, a shield and a fleeb.]] / Sylvester: There has to be /something/ in here that you can use... No... No, that won't do... / Sylvester: Wait... What do we have here... / [[There's a cute dead critter floating in a jar of liquid on the...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 3, 2003 [[Rosemary has acquired a sword and shield. Sylvester is putting on a pack]] / Rosemary: All right. I have to ask. / Sylvester: Yes? / Rosemary: Out of all these zarking storage rooms, why is the only one which appears to contain things which are even remotely useful also the only one not to be labeled? / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 4, 2003 Rosemary: So we're /really/ going to the Pots Room? / Sylvester: We're on our way. This time for sure. / [[The background wall is clearly labeled "POST NO BILLS", and there are several signs labeled "BILL" pasted on it.]] / Sylvester: The door to the basement is just down there, and after that, we-- Uh... / [[There...
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 5, 2003 [[Mortimer is still running for his life, pursued by the shark. Two Nomes (sic), Frotz and Gnusto, watch the chase from their perch on a tree limb.]] / Mortimer: YAHHH!!! / Frotz: Lemme tellya, I've had days like that. / Gnusto: I hear ya. / [[Gnusto has a realization.]] / Gnusto: You talkin' about...
The Mansion of E - Monday, September 8, 2003 [[Standing in front a large wooden door.]] / Rosemary: So this door leads to a basement full of monsters? I'm surprised you didn't board it up or something. / Sylvester: Well, it's complicated, you see-- / Comshaw's voice: Hello? / Sylvester: Yes? / Comshaw: Sorry to intrude, but I needed to ask... did...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 9, 2003 [[Somewhere underground. There are stalagmites and stalactites.]] / Camora: "Complicated"? Whadda mean, it's complicated?! / Camora: Whatever those things are, they are clearly dangerous, and must be dealt with! / Cornshaw: Well, yes. And I'm going inform the Council right now that there are-- / Camora:...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 [[Comshaw is using an aurilnode.]] / Comshaw: Hello?... Oh, hello. This is Comshaw... Yes... My report? Um. You know those creatures living up top? They might be /humans/ after all. I... What? / Comshaw: You already knew. But how... I see. Yes. What are you--... Oh. Yes. Of course... Yes. Thank you....
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 11, 2003 [[Beside the door to the Basement of the Mansion.]] / Rosemary: Wait... that was a gnoll! / Sylvester: Yes. / Rosemary: Gnolls don't talk! They grunt! They live in burrows and root for worms! / Sylvester: Huh. Maybe where you come from. Here, they talk. / [[Rosemary and Sylvester stare at each other.]] / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 12, 2003 [[Inside Comshaw, Niddle and Camora's home. A shelf with various objects. A Pronged Device. A portrait of a Gnoll. A sketchy diagram of a Human.]] / Niddle: Where can we go that's safe? / Comshaw: We'll go to my cousin Louch's place, out in the forest. He owes me enough favors. / [[Comshaw puts a fleeb...
The Mansion of E - Monday, September 15, 2003 Niddle: Comshaw, how are we going to get outside? If we go through the Sneeches' territory, we-- / Comshaw: Oh, no. We're not going /that/ way. There's an alternate route. I use it all the time. C'mon. / [[Comshaw locks his door.]] / <> / [[Niddle looks scared, and Comshaw glares at him over his...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 16, 2003 [[Beyond the door to the Basement.]] / Rosemary: So anyway. What now? / Sylvester: From here, we really only have two choices. / [[A very sinster-looking archway, with flames spouting behind it.]] / Sylvester: We can either go through that archway there, fight our way down past the territory of the Sneeches,...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 [[Standing in front of a sinister archway.]] / Rosemary: You said there's a colony of Sneeches down there? Which kind, slate or chalk? / Sylvester: Alabaster, actually... / Rosemary: /Alabaster?/ Those aren't the ones that breathe fire, are they? / Sylvester: That's /charcoal/. The alabaster all have six...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 18, 2003 [[Standing in front of the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: OK, out with it. What's so awful about this elevator? / Sylvester: Technically, there's nothing wrong with the /elevator/. It's-- / [[The elevator door opens, revealing The Operator.]] / <> / [[The Operator looks Sylvester and Rosemary over.]] / The...
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 19, 2003 [[Standing in front of the Elevator.]] / The Operator: As I said... GOING DOWN? / Rosemary: You're trying to intimidate us, aren't you? / [[The Operator's head swells to enormous size, pushing its way out of the frame.]] / The Operator: YES / Rosemary: It's not working. / The Operator: Well.... rats. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Monday, September 22, 2003 [[Inside the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: Nice elevator you have here. / The Operator: The finest in the Mansion. Which floor, please? / Rosemary: Floor? Uh.. Sylvester? Which floor do we want? / [[Sylvester is cowering in the corner.]] / Rosemary: Wow. You even made his eyes look like yours. / The Operator:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 23, 2003 [[Inside the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: <> Looks like we're gonna be here for a while... / Rosemary: I don't suppose you have a pack of cards or something? / [[The Operator holds up a pack of cards.]] / Rosemary: You find yourself in this situation every day, do you? / The Operator: Actually, no....
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 [[Somewhere in the Basement.]] / Comshaw: Say... look over there. It's "Digger" Odel. / <> / Comshaw: HEY, DIGGER! / <> / [[Comshaw and Niddle watch]] / [[A helmet topped with a candle appears at the bottom of the panel. A pickaxe is visible as well.]] / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20030924.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 25, 2003 [[Somewhere in the Basement.]] / Niddle: How did you know he's feelin' mighty low? / Comshaw: Digger's always feelin' mighty low. What seems to be the problem today, Digger? / Digger: Can't get into the forest. / Comshaw: What? The tunnel's gone? It can't be. After all, /you/ helped dig it! / Digger: New...
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 26, 2003 [[Inside the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: No riders for three months? You didn't just bring a gnoll up here? / The Operator: A gnoll? No, I"m afraid not. / Rosemary: How about a giant tentacled monster with bloodshot eyes and slavering fangs? / The Operator? A dornbeast? Certainly not. I run a decent elevator...
The Mansion of E - Monday, September 29, 2003 [[Inside the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: So what's /your/ story? / The Operator: My story? / Rosemary: You said you never have any riders. So why do you keep doing this job? (And do you have any jacks?) / The Operator: Would you believe that I have been cursed? / Rosemary: Cursed? / [[The Operator poses dramatically]] / The...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 [[Inside the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: A dental plan. /You/ are part of a dental plan. / The Operator: Oh yes. You should have seen my teeth /before/ they were repaired. They worked on my eyes as well. / Rosemary: After you broke them practicing in the mirror. / The Operator: Yes. / [[Sylvester's eyes refocus]] / Rosemary:...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, October 1, 2003 <> / [[Inside the Elevator. The Operator has a hypnotized Rosemary wrapped up in his tail]] / The Operator: Thaaat's better. / [[The Operator's eyes]] / <> / The Operator: You're /just/ what I've been looking for, Miss Ripley. / <> / <> / The Operator: I think we...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, October 2, 2003 [[Inside the Elevator.]] / Rosemary: You killed him. Did you see that? You killed him. / Sylvester: No. I mean, he's only knocked out. / [[Close-up of the frying pan.]] / Sylvester: And it wasn't really me. It was the frying pan; it's made of cold-forged iron. That's only thing that can really hurt him....
The Mansion of E - Friday, October 3, 2003 [[In the Forest of E]] / Mortimer: It's still after me... Gotta find a tree to climb... / Killer Tree: Psst. Hey, Buddy! / Mortimer: What? / Killer Tree: Climb /me/! Climb me and I'll be your friend! / Mortimer: Gee, that'd be great! I'm sure-- HEY!! / Mortimer: I'm not climbing /you/! You're one of...
The Mansion of E - Monday, October 6, 2003 [[Somewhere in the Basement.]] / Comshaw: Wait up. We should let Digger catch up with us. / Niddle: He's really slow. Would he get mad if I just carried him? / Comshaw: No, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.. / [[Comshaw waits expectantly.]] / <> / [[Comshaw looks down at Niddle on the floor.]] / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, October 7, 2003 [[Somewhere in the Basement.]] / Comshaw: Your back's not broken, Niddle. Hold still. / Niddle: nngh... / [[Comshaw pokes Niddle in the back with his stick.]] / Niddle: GAH! / <> / [[Niddle gets up, looking slightly dazed.]] / Niddle: It's fixed! I.. thanks... / Comshaw: No problem. / Niddle: He...
 

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 >>