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The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 7 , 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are having a conversation while waiting to speak to Spatchcock of Le Tree. Rosemary is juggling some rocks.]] / Sylvester: The big Caravans don't run any further east than Impass. How'd you end up all the way out here? / [[Rosemary catches one of the rocks.]] / <> / [[She...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 8 , 2005 Sylvester: OK, no big secrets. But.. you were in Alloy once? Did you ever go near the Infer- / <> / Rosemary: What was that? / Sylvester: What was what? / Rosemary: I heard a noise. "SWOOMP" / Sylvester: Oh. That's just the sound of a trundlebug's body fully rebigulating [sic] after passing through...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 9 , 2005 [[Inside Le Tree, Erud the Gnoll has been eavesdropping on Rosemary and Sylvester's conversation, through a small hole in the wall. He has a chair and a small tablet for taking notes. Snoot the Motihaul approaches him.]] / Snoot: So. Erud. What are your conclusions in regards to our guests? / Erud: Well,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 10 , 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester, who are Not Speaking To Each Other for a moment, wait to talk to Spatchcock of Le Tree.]] / [[More waiting. Unnoticed behind them, a flutterby flies past, trailing a small banner which reads "600", written in the numbers used by Basement-dwellers.]] / [[The flutterby disappears...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 11 , 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are being taken by Snoot the Motihaul to meet Spatchcock of Le Tree. They arrive at a doorway. To one side is a potted plant. Beyond the door can be seen branches of The Tree.]] / Snoot: In here, please. / [[They go in; Snoot prepares to close the door.]] / [[The door is closed....
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 Narration: Meanwhile, out in the forest, an auction is nearing completion.. / [[In addition to the speakers below, Mimsy the Gnoll is also present.]] / Guttle: Eleven fleebs. / Nevus: Twelve. / Snerk: Thirteen. / Agita:... Fourteen. / Mortimer, thinking: Can I just go back to being chased by the shark?
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 13 , 2005 [[An auction is underway in the Forest of E.]] / Guttle the Gobule: Gr. I'm out. / Nevus the Wyrm: As am I. / Snerk the Saur: Fifteen fleebs. / [[Agita the Motihaul considers.]] / Agita: Very well. / [[Mortimer, not realizing.]] / Mortimer: Oh! So. Um. Going once..? / Mortimer: Going twice.. / [[He...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 14 , 2005 [[At an auction in the Forest of E.]] / Nevus: You really have fifteen fleebs? / Snerk: Yes, Nevus, I do. / [[Snerk produces a sack. Mortimer looks at the zorper/HJ42 he's holding.]] / Snerk: I've even got them in this /official/ fleebsack, which I- / [[He sees Agita's expression.]] / Snerk: What? / Agita:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 15 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, Snerk the Saur has won an aiuction. He removes fleebs from a sack.]] / Snerk: So. Fifteen fleebs. That means I keep.. / [[He sets a fleeb on a rock.]] / Snerk: One. / [[He adds another.]] / Snerk: Two / [[He gives a sidelong glance.]] / [[Agita looks back angrily.]] / [[He puts...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 16 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, Comshaw and Niiddle have a discussion.]] / Narration: About the same time, not far away.. / Niddle: Are we going to follow that stripy Saur, and see who he works for? / Comshaw: No. Whoever this Boss person is, I suspect he?'ll still be around tomorrow. My "three friends" on the other...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 17 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: Yes, Niddle, of course you're my best friend. / Niddle: But I thought that Boffin- / [[Comshaw touches the back of his head.]] / Comshaw: (sigh) Boffin's /dead/, Niddle. You know that. But still.. / Comshaw: I do wish he was here right now. He was a good tracker, and...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 18 , 2005 [[Comshaw and Niddle are walking through the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: Boffin may have been the real forest expert, but I've learned a few things. First, you have to be constantly on the alert. / Comshaw: This area isn't as bad as some, which is one reason the tunnel's here; the T-Squids and the Spyders...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 [[Niddle is in a hole in the forest]] / Niddle: Comshaw? / Comshaw: Yes? / Niddle: There's something in this hole with me. / Comshaw: Oh? / Niddle: I think it's a... /tree-squid/. / Comshaw: Don't be silly, Niddle. There's no way a tree-squid could possibly fit in that hole. It's far too small. / [[Niddle...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 20 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, Niiddle has fallen into a hole, and emerged with a scalpsucker attached to his face.]] / Comshaw: Hold still. / [[Comshaw stretches the 'sucker. by the top of it's "head"]] / <> / [[He poises his poking stick.]] / <> / [[He holding up the stunned 'sucker.]] / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, April 21, 2005 [[Comshaw and Niddle are walking in the forest. Comshaw carries a Poking stick and a scalpsucker. NIddle carries a gem]] / Comshaw: I wasn't going to hit you, Niddle. After all, I scored a perfect 8 on the Bapping portion of my Poker registration test. / [[They walk in silence.]] / Comshaw: What? / Niddle:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 22 , 2005 [[Comshaw and Niddle are walking in the Forest of E. Comshaw has a scalpsucker, Niddle has a hitchhiking gem.]] / Comshaw: Well, well. Look who we have here. / [[A female Gnoll is perched on the remains of a stone wall, looking very disgruntled.]] / Comshaw: It's Shona. / Niddle: Doesn't she work for...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 23 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, Niddle has been sent to talk to Shona. He is carrying a hitchhiking gem]] / Niddle: Um.. hi, Shona. / Shona: Hm? Oh, hello, Niddle. / [[Shona realizes who she is talking to.]] / Shona: Niddle? What in earth are /you/ doing up here? / Niddle: Well, Digger was feeling mighty low,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 24 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, Niddle has met Shona.]] / Niddle:You're unhappy. What's wrong? / Shona: Oh, it's this wretched auction. / Niddle: Auction? / Shona: I /told/ Mr. Nevus it was a very bad idea to come up here, but ever since he got that strange invitation, he's insisted on coming. / [[Shona points...
The Mansion of E - Monday, April 25, 2005 [[Niddle and Shona are standing next to a ruined wall in the forest.]] / Niddle: If you need to get through a.. perimeter.. maybe Comshaw could- / Shona: Comshaw? -hmph!- All -he- ever does is -cause trouble!- / [[The gem Niddle is carrying glows slightly. Shona seems to think of something.]] / Niddle:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 26 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, in front of a low stone wall.]] / Shona the Gnoll: So where is Comshaw, anyway? / Niddle the Gnoll: He's right over... / [[No sign of Comshaw beside the indicated tree.]] / [[Comshaw appears beside them, carrying "Bowtruckle" the Scalpsucker.]] / Niddle: ...there? / Shona: Niddle,...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 27 , 2005 [[A filler comic depicting how some Mansion of E characters might appear on the TV program South Park, using an online character generator: Rosemary, Sylvester, Mortimer, Uncle Frederick, the Woman of Mystery, and the Weirdo.
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 28 , 2005 [[A space in the Basement. Wrawa the Trog is leading Leny and Kronk the Trogs towards a staircase set in the side of a low cliff. At the top of the cliff is an alcove in which idle Dap the Gnoll and Tuft the Gobule. Other alcoves contain sections of machinery and cables. A Gobule skull is stuck on a...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 29 , 2005 [[Wrawa, Leny and Kronk the Trogs are walking through the Basement.]] / Leny: Hey! / Wrawa: What's wrong, Leny? / Leny: We have tails! / Wrawa: sSigh.. / Leny: Kronk? Did /you/ know we had tails? / Kronk: um. Yeah. 'Course I did.
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 30 , 2005 [[Wrawa climbs some steps. Leny and Kronk are down below.]] / Leny: Wrawa? We almost where we goin? / Wrawa: Yes, Leny. Just one more sadly unavoidable stop. / Wrawa: sigh.. I wish Villipend was still around. He would have been perfect for this. But he took the Plunge into the Great Chasm, didn't he?...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 1 , 2005 [[Wrawa, Leny, and Kronk the Troglodytes are walking through the Basement.]] / Wrawa: Kronk, I know that Villipend sometimes was a little- / Kronk: You don't know /nothin'/, Wrawa. Yoor too young. You weren't /there./ / [[Leny looking nervous.]] / Kronk: And Leny, you say /I'm/ a big pootyhead? / Leny:...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 2 , 2005 [[Wrawa, Leny and Kronk the Troglodytes are climbing a staircase.]] / Wrawa: Yes, we need to get to work. And we need one more, which means- wait.. Leny! / Leny: Yes, Wrawa? / Wrawa: Do you know where your friend Grum is? / Leny: I dunno.. he said somethin about goin up to see the forest.. / Wrawa: The...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 3 , 2005 [[Tuft the Gobule and Dap the Gnoll are idling in their niche. Dap is engaging in rock-stacking, the Basement version of solitaire.]] / [[Dap pauses, examing his current pile]] / Dap: Wait! What's this! I sense.. a presence! / Dap: Grim.. Forboding.. Ruthlessly sucking every last drop of joy and...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, May 4, 2005 Dap: So.. what could *possibly* prompt everybody's favorite killjoy to visit our humble abode? / Wrawa: Where's Odum? / [[Tuft listens silently.]] / Dap: Odum? Now how should I know that? / Wrawa: He has the monumentally bad taste to regularly associate with you and Tuft. / Wrawa: ..and I can *smell*...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 5 , 2005 [[Wrawa has arrived at Dap the Gnoll and and Tuft the Gobule's niche.]] / Dap: Now, now, Wrawa, don't go making empty threats.. / [[He grabs a hold of a lever, from which trails a cord, running out of sight off-screen. On the next shelf down is a fleeb and Dap's stacking-rocks.]] / Dap: We both know...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 6 , 2005 [[Leny the Troglodyte is holding Dap the Gnoll by the neck. Wrawa the Troglodyte is nearby.]] / Dap: Really? Wrawa told a joke? What was it? / Leny: There was this flutterby, and- / Wrawa: Thank you, Leny. but not now. / [[Leny moves Dap so the Gnoll and Wrawa are face to face.]] / Leny: Oh.. OK. / Wrawa:...
 

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