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| The Mansion of E - Monday , June 6 , 2005 | [[Following a real-life technical interruption of three days, the action resumes with Sylvester "explaining" things to Spatchcock in the latter's office in Le Tree.]]
/ Sylvester: But anyway. The Spike.
/ Rosemary: Did something just happen? / Sylvester: Around its base is an enormous pile of rubble-
/ Spatchcock:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050606.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 7 , 2005 | [[Snoot the Motihaul is at the "uninteresting" Growth inside Le Tree. He is carrying a crowbar-like device. His proximity is causing the Growth to make noise and display a stylized angry face on its "flag."]]
/ Snoot: Squeeb?
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050607.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, June 8, 2005 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester are talking to Spatchcock in the latter's office.]]
/ Sylvester: So that's that. We'll be off.
/ Spatchcock: Not quite. / [[Spatchcock at his desk.]]
/ Sylvester: Oh?
/ Spatchcock: Two things. A possibility. And a warning. http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050608.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 9 , 2005 | [[In Spatchcock the Eyebolt's office in Le Tree]]
/ Spatchcock: Possibility: It would be worth an extra fleeb to know how Comshaw
/ learned about napkins.
/ Sylvester: For the record, I never said it was this Comshaw person. / Spatchcock: Warning: Don't think that just because you live near the Spike,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050609.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , June 10 , 2005 | [[Snoot the Motihaul has dragged Squeeb the Wyrm's attention away from the Uninteresting Growth in Le Tree. Snoot is carrying a crowbar-like tool]]
/ Snoot: It's time for you to earn your keep, Squeeb.
/ Squeeb: I'm /busy./ / Squeeb: Go get one of the /flunkies/ to do it! / < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050610.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 11 , 2005 | [[With Snoot and Squeeb moving away, Ahz and Skiv emerge from their bulbs in the top of the Uninteresting Growth. The Growth's "flag" is displaying a flower.]]
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050611.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , June 12 , 2005 | [[Inside Spatchcock the Eyebolt's office inside Le Tree.]]
/ Sylvester: So. We'll be off. Sir.
/ Spatchcock: Yes.
/ Rosemary: No. I have a question. / Spatchcock: Yes?
/ Rosemary: You seem pleasant enough. Why do you have a skull-and-crossbones posted on your door? / Spatchcock: I have a skull-and-crossbones... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050612.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, June 13, 2005 | Squeeb: Take me back to the Growth NOW!
/ Snoot: No. / Squeeb: Fratz it! I'm so close! Those two snake-things at the top of the Growth, they *know* stuff! Stuff no one else does! I've *seen* it! And when I finally crack into their zarking system, I'll know it too! *We'll* know! / Squeeb: *Nevus* understands!... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050613.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 14 , 2005 | [[Inside Spatchcock's office in Le Tree. Interview concluded, Spatchcock has already returned to his metaphorical paperwork.]]
/ Sylvester: So. We'll just.. show ourselves out..
/ Spatchcock: Yes. Assuming there are no further questions. / Sylvester: No. No more questions. / [[He and Rosemary look at... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050614.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 15 , 2005 | [[Skoil the Gnoll is lying battered on the floor, with just his hand showing.]]
/ Narration: In the tunnel to the forest.. / [[Flange the Helipath comes into view, looking down at him.]]
/ Flange: My word, Sprocket.. It would appear that Mister Hand wasnt [sic] exaggerating about Skoil here. / [[Sprocket... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050615.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, June 16, 2005 | [[In the forest. Snerk hands Mortimer a fleeb sack.]]
/ Narration: An auction has been completed.
/ Snerk: Fifteen fleebs.
/ Mortimer: Um. right. / [[Snerk waits with hand extended. Mortimer stares down at the HJ42.]] / [[Ditto]] / Snerk: This is the part where you give me the Zorper.
/ Mortimer: Are... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050616.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, June 17, 2005 | [[In the forest, following an auction.]]
/ Mortimer: No. By Frizzlegarb's second beard, No! I see now. This was all a horrible mistake. I'm calling off this auction. / [[Mortimer glares down at the HJ42]]
/ Mortimer: I'll give you back your fleebs, and I'll go put this snotting thing in the Quiet Room... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050617.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 18 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E, Comshaw has chosen to join Niddle and Shona's conversation. He has a scalpsucker and his poking stick.]]
/ Narration: Meanwhile, quite close by..
/ Shona: Oh. There you are, Comshaw. We were just talking about.. / [[She looks down at his possessions.]]
/ Shona: ..you.
/ Comshaw: Something... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050618.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , June 19 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E, Comshaw is annoying Shona, as Niddle watches.]]
/ Shona: /I wasn't talking about your wretched stick! What's that thing you're carrying?/
/ Comshaw: /Oh!/ This! It's a scalpsucker! They have a thousand and one uses! / Shona: Name one.
/ Comshaw: Let see.. As Niddle and I were reminded... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050619.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , June 20 , 2005 | [[Out in the Forest of E. Shona, Comshaw and Niddle the Gnolls are having a discussion.]]
/ Shona: Your grandfather did not hunt 'scalpsuckers!' Everyone knows that Compline was in glowgems before the Nome War!
/ Niddle: I think he meant Blivit. His other grandfather. / Shona: Other..
/ Niddle: We have... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050620.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 21 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E, Comshaw lectures to Shona and Niddle.]]
/ Comshaw: To be strictly accurate, Grandpa Bivit only started out as a "suckerguy" / [[The surrounding trees, with the Mansion in the distance.]]
/ Comshaw: In those days, the best hunting grounds were up.. up above. / [[An outline of Bivit... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050621.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 | [[A clearing in the forest.]]
/ Shona: Don't tell Niddle to shut up like that! He has -feelings-!
/ Comshaw, staring: I just- / [[Shona spins to face Niddle.]]
/ Shona: And -you-! Why do you put up with that? People yelling at you, and telling you what to do! Stand up for yourself! / Niddle, also staring:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050622.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 23 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E. Comshaw is carrying "Bowtruckle" the Scalpsucker. Niddle is carrying a glowing gem.]]
/ Comshaw: Anyway, getting back to the poking-
/ Shona: You see, Niddle? He's not even going to apologize. / Shona: Putting up with him, and with Camora yelling all the time! Everyone knows you're... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050623.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , June 24 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E, near the remains of a stone wall.]]
/ Niddle: sigh.. Now I understand.
/ Shona: Understand?
/ Comshaw: Understand what? / Niddle: Sina. It's not this auction-thingy you're really upset about, or Comshaw. You and Snerd are getting ready to mate, and you're worried that Wubb can't handle... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050624.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 25 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E. Comshaw listens as Shona and Niddle talk.]]
/ Shona: I really am worried about this.. STUPID auction. I won't feel safe until we're all back underground. / Shona: But you're right about Wubb. It's a horrible thing to say, but sometimes
/ I just think that he's going to- to- / Niddle:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050625.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , June 26 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E]]
/ Niddle: Your whelps will be fine, Shona. Wubb is a quite competent Finagler.
/ Shona: Competent. That's not the same thing as "good." / Niddle: No. It isn't. But it's also not the same thing as "bad". I should know.
/ Comshaw: And the parents matter too, Shona. Rhid's were idiots.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050626.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, June 27, 2005 | [[In the forest of E]]
/ Niddle: You're right that we need to stop talking about Finagling out here.. but.. Comshaw?
/ Comshaw: Yes? / Niddle: Wubb owes you a favor, doesn't he?
/ Comshaw: Yess.. I got him some of those stripy pussbeetles you Finaglers like so much.. / Niddle: Mmm.. *stripy pussbeetles*..
/ Shona:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050627.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 28 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E.]]
/ Shona: /You/ smelled like pussbeetle? My hair still reeks of those horrid things!
/ Niddle: Shona, it's all right.. / Shona: Niddle, stay out of this.
/ Niddle: No. I mean, Comshaw is going to use his favor with Wubb, and tell Wubb to hear some Finagling.. advice from me, without... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050628.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 29 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E]]
/ Comshaw: Niddle, I am *not* going to use up Wubb's Favor on *Finagling advice*-
/ Niddle: Yes you are, Comshaw / Niddle: Mostly, I do what you say. Because you know better than I do about
/ stuff. But this is Finagling, the only time when I know best. If I don't do this, I won't... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050629.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 30 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E. Niddle leads Shona off for a private conversation.]]
/ Niddle: Come over here, please, Shona. / Comshaw: I'll just-
/ Niddle: Please wait there, Comshaw. This will not take long. / [[Comshaw stares.]] / [[He holds up the stunned scalpsucker he is carrying and speaks to it.]]
/ Comshaw:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050630.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , July 1 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E.]]
/ Shona: I do appreciate this, Niddle, but we really need to get back to the Auction..
/ Niddle: Yes, all right. What you need to tell Wubb is... / [[They both glance around.]] / [[Niddle whispers something into Shona's ear.]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050701.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 2 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E. Niddle has just whispered some Finagler advice to Shona. She thinks about it.]] / Shona: I... / [[She thinks some more.]] / Shona: I was going to say "I don't understand", but.. somehow.. that gibberish you just spouted made perfect sense.
/ Niddle: Did I forget to mention? I'm... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050702.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 3 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E. Comshaw holds a stunned scalpsucker and watches as Niddle and Shona interact off-panel.]]
/ Shona: Thank you, Niddle. That was-
/ Niddle: sigh.. That's not all, Shona. There is one more thing I should do.
/ Shona: Oh? What's that? / Shona: Niddle, what are you-
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050703.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , July 4 , 2005 | [[In the Forest of E. Comshaw stares as a flushed Shona wanders back into view, after being "flibbled" by Niddle.]]
/ Shona: Oh.. Hi, Comshaw! (giggle) / [[Shona wanders on out of sight, and is replaced by Niddle.]] / Comshaw: I didn't know you could do that. What other talents have you kept hidden?
/ Niddle:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050704.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, July 5, 2005 | Comshaw: Niddle.. How come you've never.. flibbled.. with Camora and I?
/ Niddle: You've never needed it. / Comshaw: Sso.. should I be flattered or insulted?
/ Niddle: And Camora said she'd eviscerate me if I ever tried to do it with /her/. http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20050705.html |
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