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The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 6 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: So. You and Camora have talked about flibbling, and you didn't tell me? / Niddle: I just did tell you. Didn't I? / Comshaw: So.. /Camora/ has talked about flibbling, and she didn't tell me. / Niddle: I'd ask her, but she's not here. / Comshaw: Niddle, sh- Please stop talking...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 7 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: But, anyway. Getting back to Shona. / Niddle: Why do you treat her like you do? / Comshaw: What? / Niddle: Before, even I knew she was talking about the scalpsucker, and not your stick. Why do you act that way around her? / Comshaw: Well, I could say that it's my way...
The Mansion of E - Friday, July 8, 2005 [[Niddle holds a small British flag on a stick.]] / {{A commemoration of the then-recent bombing attacks in London, England.}}
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 9 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, Comshaw and Niddle stand in front of a crumbling stone wall. Comshaw is carrying "Bowtruckle" the Scalpsucker]] / Comshaw: What? You going to remind me that Pokers are supposed to help people, find out the truth, expose cruelty and evil-doers? / Comshaw: And that by teasing Shona...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 10 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E. Shona watches a large flutterby flit about as Comshaw comes up behind her, carrying a stunned Scalpsucker. Behind both of them is the ruins of a Human stone building, with the faded remains of a sign attached.]] / {{The sign originally read ARCADIAN FRIED JIBJIB}}
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 11 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Shona: A flutterby. / Comshaw: Yes. / [[The flutterby circles about overhead.]] / Shona: I've never seen one with bands like that. / Comshaw: They're called Vagabonds. Don't live down underground. They have an even shorter lifespan than the normal ones. / Shona: They only live...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 [[Shona and Comshaw are in the forest.]] / Shona: Don't you -ever- stop being silly? Nothing can go beyond the end of the world. / Comshaw: I'm not joking, Shona. Vagabonds really can go beyond the end of the world. Boffin saw some do it. / Shona: Boffin..? Oh. That friend of yours who died in that accident. / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 13 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, discussing flutterbys.]] / Shona: Wait.. if Boffin saw these Vagabonds leave.. he'd have to go to the edge of the world. / Comshaw: Yes. / [[Outline of Boffin following a Nome "harvester"]] / Shona: But.. no one goes to the edge of the world. / Comshaw: Nome harvesters do. All the...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 14 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: Oh.. you meant it was dangerous for /Boffin/ to follow the Nomes. / Shona: Yes. / Comshaw: He was a Poker. The second-best in the world. He was paid well to perform a dangerous job, and he did it. / Shona: Someone hired him to go to the edge of the world? Who? / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 15 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Shona: Boffin was the "second-best" Poker? So you, like Niddle, are number one? / Comshaw: I'm not going to engage in false modesty. Yes. / Shona: Fine. But who's number two, now that Boffin's gone? / Comshaw: Well.. now that you mention it.. it's probably Skoil. / Comshaw:...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 16 , 2005 [[In the forest of E]] / Comshaw: It feels like I've been up here two *months*, but if I ever make it home, there are going to be *changes* on the overall poking front. / Shona: That's nice, but.. we need to discuss poking in the here and now. / Comshaw: Oh. Right. You have some poking you want me to...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 17 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: You don't want my help? But you said- / Shona: Mr. Nevus doesn't want me going through the security perimeter. So I'm not going through. / Shona: He'll just have to get Faldstool's message about the humans /after/ he- / Shona: Say.. Comshaw. You're always around when-...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 18 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E]] / Comshaw: Putting humans aside, that's your final word? You don't want help? / Shona: Yes, Comshaw. I honestly don't know what came over me, when Niddle suggested- / [[She realizes something.]] / [[They look around.]] / Shona: Where /is/ Niddle, anyway? / Comshaw: He's right... / [[No...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 19 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E. Niddle, wearing a backpack and carrying the Hitchhiking Gem, has been backed up against a tree by Thrash the Pale and Thrash's two assistants, "Flagpale" and "Antlerpale". The Pales look angry.]] / Niddle: eep
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 20 , 2005 [[A guest-comic by Wendy Sonnenburg, creator of the Keenspace/ComicGenesis comic Hole In the Sky. Rosemary and Sylvester at sitting at their table in Le Tree. Rosemary shows Sylvester a picture she is carrying.]] / Rosemary: That's me and my Aunt Eva on my second birthday. I always carry it with me. / Sylvester:...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 21 , 2005 [[A tribute to James Doohan upon his death: Two Gnolls are standing next to a large pot which is piled high with blastbulbs, all ominously fizzing. One of the Gnolls is holding another blastbulb]] / Bulbless Gnoll: But Carpin! If I give 'er anymore, she'll blow!
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 22 , 2005 [[In the Basement, near Crazy Rhid's place. Sina hears a voice..]] / Wrawa: Sina? I'm back. / Wrawa: I'm sorry it took so long, but I found three adults. / Sina: No, Wrawa, your timing is perfect. / [[Sina speaks to the gathered multitude: Leny the Trog, Snerd the Gnoll, Ploot the Wyrm, Wrawa, Spot the...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 23 , 2005 [[Near Crazy Rhid's.]] / Sina: OK, Ploot. Sepferb and I are going in. You and the other Wyrms stay close, but stay out of sight until we deal with Rhid. One way or the other. / Ploot: Right. / Snerd: Why again do you have to stay out of sight? / Ploot: Rhid really doesn't like us Wyrms. / Snerd: Why.. / Ploot:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 24 , 2005 [[Near Crazy Rhid's]] / Sina: If.. when.. we give the signal, send in.. who did you find, anyway? Oh. Kronk, and .. oh dear.. / Wrawa: You're worried about Leny. I think he may surprise you. / Sina: No, actually. Odum. He still thinks way too much. (sigh) We'll have to make allowances. I just wish Villipend...
The Mansion of E - Monday, July 25, 2005 [[Near Crazy Rhid's. Sina and Odum are also present]] / Leny: Wrawa? / Wrawa: Yes, Leny? / Leny: Rhid.. is he that crazy guy who likesta blow up things? / Wrawa: Yes, Leny. / Leny: Yay! I remembered it right! / Kronk: Yeah, yeah..
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 26 , 2005 [[Sepferb the Ghast and Sina approach Crazy Rhid's place..]] / Sina: I smell smoke. Please tell me it's the elevator. / [[In front of them is a large pot spewing fire. On the wall behind them is painted a large dashed line with "RHID" aliongside it]] / Sepferb: No. I am afraid that it is quite definitely...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 27 , 2005 [[Approaching Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Sina: Before we go in.. you understand the plan? / Sepferb: Yes, but I'm curious.. ..ghasts are not at all fireproof. Why did you choose me to help you? / Sina: Wrawa's got her claws full, and I didn't trust anyone else to not eat the cakeshroom and/or bolt on me. / Sepferb:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 28 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Sina: But then, the whole idea of 'mating' is gibberish to you, isn't it? You go / Squirm with some lucky female Ghast, and that's that. / Sepferb: "Squim". And it's not quite that simple. / [[A shape can be seen behind Sepferb in the corridor.]] / Sina: Oh, yes. You have...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 29 , 2005 [[Crazy Rhid has appeared unexpectedly behind Sina and Sepferb the Ghast. He is carrying a dangerous-looking blastbulb.]] / Sepferb: urk / Sina: eep! / Sina: ummm.. / Sina: Hello.. Mr. Rhid. / Rhid: Tut tut, Sina! We must always call things by their proper names! CRAZY Rhid! / [[The word CRAZY is in a...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 30 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Sina: You.. know my name? / Rhid: Oh yes. I know all sorts of unimportant stuff like that. / Sepferb: And you know that people call you.. Crazy? / Rhid: I refer you, Mr. Ghast From the Southeastern Pool, to my previous answer. / [[Closeup of Rhid and the glowing blastbulb...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 31 , 2005 [[Sina finds herself facing Crazy Rhid.]] / Sina, thinking: Suck it up, Sina / Sina: I'm sorry we're short of witty banter, /Mister/ Rhid, but you startled us. / [[Rhid holds up the blastbulb he is carrying.]] / Sina: ..we expected you to be in your home, not out here in the hallway. / Rhid: Ah. Yes. I've...
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 1 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place. Rhid has a blastbulb which is glowing threateningly.]] / Rhid: Well, if the blastbulb goes off, at least it will be /interesting./ / Sina: You want an interesting question. All right. / Sina: I could ask why my name is "unimportant", while it is important to properly label...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 2 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Rhid: The real question you should ask is not why /I/ wear clothes, or why Nomes and Motihauls started doing it. / Sina: Still.. why do-? / [[Sepferb the Ghast, listening as he holds the cakeshroom on a tray.]] / Rhid: The /original/ reason, you silly child, was because...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , August 3 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Sina: Ichyoids are peaceful and- / Rhid: Ichyoids? Who said anything about Ichyoids? You asked about my clothes. / [[Outline of two Motihauls, one of which is proudly sporting trim on his shirt as the other glares enviously.]] / Rhid: Clothes began as protection, but they...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 4 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Sina: Of course. You used to be a Candle Monk. I suppose you came to a parting of the ways, because they lacked vision. / Rhid: No no. / [[Sepferb the Ghast puts down the cakeshroom he is carrying.]] / Rhid: They kicked me out because I liked to blow things up. / [[Sepferb...
 

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