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The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 4 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree.]] / Rosemary: WHAT? The Tree /kills/ people? And you're /defending/ it? / Sylvester: People who aggressively and obnoxiously go after the Tree sometimes turn up dead. Maybe its a coincidence. Maybe it kills them. / [[An outline of a sword-wielding Rosemary facing an "evil" tree, with...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 5 , 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester walk past the Uninteresting Growth in Le Tree.]] / <> / [[Ahz and Skiv emerge from their bulbs at the top of the Growth.]] / <> / Skiv: There they go. Was Squeeb with them? / Ahz: I think so. Getting /very/ odd readings.. / <> / Skiv:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 6 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree, nearing the display cases which held cameos of three other Comic Genesis characters.]] / Rosemary: Changing the subject completely.. / Sylvester: Yes? / Rosemary: I do owe you an apology, Sylvester. / Sylvester: Oh? / Rosemary: I didn't really believe you. Before, when you described what...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 7 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree.]] / Rosemary: And also.. I never would have expected that you were such a good liar. / Sylvester: I'm not. I'm a pathetically bad liar. Spatchcock is an even worse "lie-ee". I just told him what he demanded to hear. / Rosemary: I admit, I don't get why he was so sure we were Nomes....
The Mansion of E - Thursday, September 8, 2005 [[Leaving Spatchcock's office.]] / Rosemary: "In a sense" we're Nomes? / Sylvester: There's been a big discussion about it lately in the Times. We can't interbreed, but it's been pretty well established that we and Nomes are somehow related. / [[Outlines of a generic Human, Nome and Motihaul.]] / Sylvester:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , September 9 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree, discussing various species...]] / Rosemary: Oh. You think that I once ripped open a Motihaul and- / Rosemary: No. / Sylvester: Good. But I'm still guessing you didn't view a dissected specimen at the University. / [[Outline of Rosemary and her Hack N' Slash co-worker Baldy looking at...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 10 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree. The living stair which Rosemary killed previously is visible.]] / Rosemary: And to answer your next question, I saw the dead Motihaul at the SAR.. / Sylvester: The SAR.. / [[A outline-map of the SAR and surrounding Provinces.]] / Rosemary: The Motihaul- / Sylvester: The Motihaul Semi-Autonomous...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 11 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree]] / Rosemary: People back here have never even /heard/ of the SAR? / Sylvester: Uh huh. We all had a private tutor growing up, and I /still/ didn't learn about it until I went to the University. / Rosemary: (sigh..) It happened, what, twenty years before we were born, and it's still...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 12 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree]] / Rosemary: Fine. You have siblings. All I wanna know for now is, are any of /them/ here in the Mansion? / Sylvester: No. They're all... hm / [[Sylvester points]] / Rosemary: What? / Sylvester: Well. Last I knew they were all away.. but technically any one of them could, oh, walk in...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, September 13, 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are leaving Le Tree.]] / Sylvester: So.. at the SAR.. did you actually go down under the mountains? / Rosemary: No. The Motihauls don't let humans in. My Caravan stopped at the northern edge, to trade. / [[A map of the Country's western provinces, showing the Infernal Engine as...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 14 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree.]] / Sylvester: So.. in the SAR, who /did/ kill the Motihaul you saw? / Rosemary: I don't know. We never found out... / [[An outline of Rosemary at the SAR, eyeing a Nome who is peering up from the bottom of the panel.]] / Rosemary: ..but personally, I think it was one of the Nomes. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 15 , 2005 [[A Flashback of Rosemary at the S. A. R., pounding on a brick wall while a male Motihaul ignores her.]] / Sylvester: Why were the Nomes in the SAR acceptable for the Motihauls to talk to, and you weren't? / Rosemary: We asked that question, Sylvester, and never got an answer. / [[Flashback: Rosemary...
The Mansion of E - Friday, September 16, 2005 Sylvester: We're almost back to the lobby. We're going to have to deal with that female Ghast... / Rosemary: Yes... / [[Outline-memory of Hopobfivfer holding up her Council badge.]] / Rosemary: ...'squad-leader Hopobfiver' of the 'Council Police'. I was just -thinking- about her..
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 17 , 2005 Rosemary: What do you know about Ghasts? / Sylvester: Um.. not much, I'm afraid. / Sylvester: They are somewhat amorphous.. they can reattach limbs if severed.. the ones here in the Mansion eat moss or something, and in the past have been peaceful enough as long as we humans stayed away from their "breeding...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 18 , 2005 Rosemary: When I was training with Hack N' Slash, I had to sit through a whole series of lectures.. sorry.. "briefings".. about Ghasts.. / [[Shadow-memory: A Ghast waves to a departing traveler, who waves back. The traveler is holding an Anti-Sneech Stick.]] / Rosemary: Most Ghast colonies in the Known...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday, September 19, 2005 Sylvester: You're talking about that place in southern Erewhon. Ghastvale. / Rosemary: Yes. Did you learn about that at the University, too? / [[A young Sylvester and Mortimer listen to Uncle Fred tell campfire-ghost stories. The Woman of Mystery is in the background, dressed as a maid and carrying a...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 20 , 2005 [[Shadow-memory: A man in an armored helmet watches in horror at offscreen carnage. A broken sword, a skull and a broken bone fly into view.]] / Sylvester: Nothing so pleasant as eating you? What do they - / Rosemary: Ghasts can be very bad news. Bad enough that "Plan B" is your only viable option. Let's...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 21 , 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are leaving Le Tree. An outline of a Human watching in horror from behind a rock as Ghasts do something horrible to a robot off-panel, sending various bits flying.]] / Sylvester: Why would merchants want to imitate Ghasts? / Rosemary: Because of Ghastvale. Any sentient being who...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 22 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree, however slowly.]] / Sylvester: OK. Synthetic Ghastcoating as a commercial possibility. We'll have to bear that in.. / Sylvester: Oh dear. / [[Smoke begins to drift into the background.]] / Rosemary: What? What's wrong? / Sylvester: (sigh) Something just occured [sic] to /me/. One of my.....
The Mansion of E - Friday , September 23 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree. Rosemary waves away some smoke.]] / Rosemary: Ugh. Much as I'd like to discuss the /rest/ of your family, it's time to go. I just wish there was a back door out of this place. / [[She and Sylvester walk along.]] / Rosemary: I /assume/ you'd have mentioned if there was a back door...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 24 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree. Smoke wafts in the background.]] / Rosemary: Actually, /while/ we go.. is there any other member of your family you need to warn me about? / Sylvester: No. Well.. / Sylvester: I have a brother His name is Mortimer. While he's a nice enough guy, he's a total trouble magnet who has...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 25 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree. Smoke floats in the background.]] / Rosemary: /Marry?/ I am /not/ going to marry your brother! / Sylvester: So you deny that you find Mortimer physically attractive. / [[Rosemary thinks about this.]] / Rosemary: OK. Fine. He's sorta cute, in a gormless puppydog kind of way. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 26 , 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree. Smoke floats in the background. A faint image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just visible on the wall.]] / Rosemary: "His" women? / Sylvester: sigh. All of Mortimer's.. relationships.. while sometimes /eventful/, have been completely voluntary on both sides. / Rosemary: And what...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 27 , 2005 [[Rosemary and Sylvester leave Le Tree. Smoke floats in the background.]] / Rosemary: Right. The lobby. It looks calm now, but there's definitely been fighting... / [[On the wall behind Sylvester is written: TELAMON MAGIC WALL PLATE COMPANY hadleyburg wirtwam]] / Rosemary: ..so while, like I just said,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, September 28, 2005 [[Near the lobby of Le Tree]] / Sylvester, thinking: You heard the woman, self! Go! Gogogo... / [[Rubble and fire in the lobby]] / Sylvester, thinking: Yeek! / Sylvester, thinking: No, Zark it! *Not* gonna freeze up again! We're gonna get out of here, and- / [[A very angry Hopobefever is blocking the...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 29 , 2005 [[In the lobby of Le Tree, Rosemary and Sylvester re-encounter Hopobefevfer the Ghast.]] / Hopo: /There/ you are. Now that I've chased off Nevus's rabble.. / [[She reaches for them.]] / Hopo: we can have our /little tal-/ / Off-panel voice: THERE SHE IS! /GET HER!/ / [[Something happens to Hopo, concealed...
The Mansion of E - Friday , September 30 , 2005 [[Inside the lobby of Le Tree, Hopobefevfer the Ghast has been impaled on a large branch, mounted on the head of a Gobule; she is still alive and very angry. A helmeted Gnoll and, evidently, another Gobule are riding on the branch as well. All of this is observed by Sylvester.]]
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 1 , 2005 [[Inside the lobby of Le Tree. Sylvester watches the back half of the branch-wielding squad which has impaled Hopobefevfer the Ghast. Bringing up the rear is an Ooze carrying torches.]] / Hopo: RAARRRGGGH!! / [[Sylvester turns to go.]] / Sylvester: This is obviously a bad time. We'll have that talk later.. / Hopo:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 2 , 2005 [[Sylvester and Rosemary leave the lobby of Le Tree, as Hopobefevfer the Ghast fights with a group of Nevus-employees off-panel.]] / <> / Rosemary: Which part of "keep moving" did you not understand? / Sylvester: /You/ stopped. / [[A Gnoll's hand rises into view in front of Rosemary.]] / Rosemary"...
The Mansion of E - Monday, October 3, 2005 [[Leaving Le Tree's lobby.]] / {{The gnoll's name is Findfor.}} / Findfor: Identify yorselves!(sic) Are you with Mr. Nevus, or the *Council?* / Sylvester: So, Rosemary, it's do what I say, not what I do? / [[Findfor is brushed aside.]] / Rosemary: When dealing with matters of.. life-and-death physical action.....
 

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