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The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 3 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, at the auction site. Snerk is studying the HJ42/Zorper he has just won. Mortimer is watching the angry reactions of the losers: Agita, Guttle, and Nevus. Nevus is being carried by Mimsy the Gnoll, who displays little interest.]] / Mortimer, thinking: Oh dear..
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 4 , 2005 [[At the Auction-site in the Forest of E. Snerk the Saur has the HJ42.]] / Mortimer: Um.. Mr. Snerk.. / Snerk: I'm /not/ giving this thing back. / [[Nevus on his plate, glaring.]] / Mortimer: It's not that. / Snerk: What? / Miortimer: Remember when Agita said you get a 40-count headstart once the auction's...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 5 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E, an auction has concluded, and Snerk the Saur has departed with the Zorper/HJ42. Mortimer turns to see he's gone.]] / Mortimer: ..so maybe you should leave while.. oh. / Mortimer: He left. / [[The other auction participants, Agita and Guttle glare at him.]] / Mortimer: ... Oh. / [[Agita...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 6 , 2005 [[In a clearing in the Forest of E, Mortimer faces Agita.]] / Agita: Leave? So soon? / [[They are face to face.]] / Agita: I wouldn't /hear/ of it. Our little tet-a-tet isn't /nearly/ done.
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 7 , 2005 [[At the auction-site in the forest of E. Mortimer is facing Agita.]] / Mortimer, thinking: Gottathink Gottathink / [[An outline of Rosemary hitting Guttle on the top of his head.]] / Mortimer: What would Rosemary do? / [[An outline of Sylvester literally talking Nevus to death.]] / Mortimer: Sylvester?...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 8 , 2005 [[In the forest of E, at the auction site. An angry Agita and a worried Mortimer face each other.]] / [[Mortimer kisses her on the mouth.]] / <>
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 9 , 2005 [[A clearing in the Forest of E. Mortimer has just kissed Agita. She turns away in horrified disgust.]] / Agita: GAK! / [[As Guttle and Mortimer watch, she falls to the ground.]] / Agita: gag puke retch / [[Mortimer leaves, carrying the bags of fleebs he got from Snerk.]] / Mortimer, thinking: Not the...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 10 , 2005 [[In a clearing in the Forest of E, the Basement VIPs have a discussion following Mortimer's kiss and departure.]] / Nevus: So, you're going to live? / Agita: It was like sticking my mouth in one of Guttle's composting vats. But yes. / Agita: cough. What's the matter with you two? Why didn't you go after...
The Mansion of E - Friday, November 11, 2005 [[In the forest of E, following the auction. Guttle looms over Nevus, Agita and Mimsy.]] / Nevus: Eat us? That's whats so charming about you, Guttle.. / [[Mimsy discards the tray cover]] / Nevus: You're / [[She roots in her hair.]] / Nevus: so de / [[She produces one of Rhid's bombs, filled with white...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 12 , 2005 [[In the Forest of E. Nevus's employee Mimsy the Gnoll has tossed one of Rhid's bombs at Guttle. It sails through the air.]] / [[Guttle catches it with his tongue.]] / [[He pulls it into his mouth.]] / [[Mimsy watches calmly.]] / <> / [[As does Nevus.]] / <<(boom)>> / [[Some smoke leaks from...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 13 , 2005 [[In a clearing in the Forest of E, the Basement VIPs have a confrontation.]] / Guttle: ..And since I don't think you /can/ do any better, I- / Agita, pointing: What's that in your mouth? / [[A white growth appears in Guttle's mouth.]] / Guttle: eh? / [[It quickly exploded into a larger mass.]] / Guttle:...
The Mansion of E - Monday, November 14, 2005 [[Guttle is being enveloped by the strands of one of Rhid's inventions]] / <>]]]
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 15 , 2005 [[In a clearing in the Forest of E. Off-panel, Guttle battles growths spewing from one of Rhid's bombs. Agita watches as Nevus turns away]] / <> / Agita: He appears to be chewing his way free. / Nevus: Yes, I believe Rhid did warn that it would prove to be merely a temporary hindrence....
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 16 , 2005 [[A clearing in the Forest of E. Agorn the Gnoll and Capper the Gobule and Orfis the Trog stand watch. Agorn carries a spear. Orfis is perched on a rock, and is wearing a blindfold.]] / {{Only Agorn's name has yet been given in-strip.}} / Narration: Nearby, at more or less at the same time.. / Agorn: I...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 17, 2005 [[On the auction security-perimeter in the Forest of E.]] / {{Character names have not been given in-strip.}} / Capper the Gobule: Whadda mean you smell something "strange"? / Orfis the bliindfolded Trog: I don't know. All these unfamiliar.. *plants*.. get in the way. / Orfis: It smells sort of like a...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 17, 2005 [[On the auction security-perimeter in the Forest of E.]] / {{Character names have not been given in-strip.}} / Capper the Gobule: Whadda mean you smell something "strange"? / Orfis the bliindfolded Trog: I don't know. All these unfamiliar.. *plants*.. get in the way. / Orfis: It smells sort of like a...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 18 , 2005 [[Mortimer hurriedly leaves the auction site in the Forest of E, carrying his bag of Fleebs.]] / Mortimer, thinking: No.. wait.. this is the direction Snerk went. They might chase him.. / [[He turns sharply.]] / Mortimer, thinking: I'll go /this/ way! It will be /safer/! / [[He has disappeared from...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 19 , 2005 [[Snerk is fleeing through the Forest of E, carrying the Zorper/HJ42 with him.]] / [[Just as he turns to look behind him, Shona comes running into the shot from the opposite direction, also looking behind her.]] / <> / [[Close-up of the Zorper crushed between their bodies. Both of them are...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 20, 2005 [[Snerk the Saur and Shona the Gnoll are sitting on the ground in the forest facing each other]] / Snerk: You stupid wormmuncher! What've you /done/?! / Shona: /Wormmuncher/? / Shona: Some grubby little.. forest-dweller, calling /me/ a wormmuncher? And /you/ were the one who didn't watch wher- / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20051120.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 21 , 2005 [[In the Basement, Hiblehoy the Miotihaul and Snerd the Gnoll watch nervously.]] / Narration: Down near Crazy Rhid's.. / Hiblehoy: The explosions seem to have stopped. / Snerd: Yes. / Hiblehoy: I suppose one of us is going to.. / [[Crazy Rhid goes by. blackened and smoking.]] / [[Hiblehoy, Snerd and Spot...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 [[A discussion on the bucketchain near Crazy Rhid's, between Spot the Gobule and Snerd the Gnoll. Spot is covered with soot-marks. Hiblehoy the Motihaul is nearby as well.]] / Spot: Even if that was Rhid just now, /I/ ain't going in there. I've /filled/ my explosion quota for the day! / Snerd: Fine. / [[Snerd...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 [[Snerd scratches a flat rock with his fingernail.]] / [[He shows scratched side.]] / [[He shows unscratched side.]] / [[He flips it in the air.]] / Snerd: Call it in the air. / Hiblehoy: Scratched. / [[The stone PLOPs to earth.]] / [[The scratched side is up.]] / Snerd: Sigh.. / [[Snerd leaves, watched...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 24 , 2005 [[Thanksgiving filler, showing Mortimer about to tuck into a turkey dinner while wearing a bib which says GOBBLE on it.]] / Narration: Since most folks are probably following Mortimer's fine example, we'll resume the story tomorrow. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 25 , 2005 [[The battered hallway outside of Crazy Rhid's place. A former firepot now stands empty.]] / [[Snerd the Gnoll inches into the scene.]] / Snerd: Sina..? Are you.. all right? / Sina, from off-panel: No, Snerd, I'm not. / [[Sina stands with Kronk the Troglodyte. Wrawa the Trog, also looking battered,...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 26 , 2005 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place. Snerd and Sina recap, witnessed by Kronk the Troglodyte.]] / Snerd the Gnoll: What happened? We saw Rhid.. I think.. / Sina: Yes. Wrawa chased him off. / Sina: Leny's dead. And Sepferb's in bad shape. / Sina: We can't do anything for him. / Sina: While the rest of us start...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 27 , 2005 [[In the battered hallway outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Snerd the Gnoll: "Someone" has to tell the Ghasts that Sepferb's been badly hurt? You mean me, don't you? / Sina: Yes, Snerd, I mean you. / Snerd: I'm not going down to the wall-lickers' breeding pools and telling them that! Who knows how they'll...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 28 , 2005 [[In the battered hallway outside of Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Kronk the Trog: Sina?... You want /me/ ta.. go tell th Ghasts bout Sepferb? / Sina: No, Kronk. Thank you, but they wouldn't.. take you seriously. Or they'd take you TOO seriously. / [[Close-up of Sina's angry, currently-blinded eyes.]] / Kronk:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 29 , 2005 [[In the battered hallway outside Crazy Rhid's, Knonk the Troglodyte has a grip on Snerd the Gnoll's neck.]] / Snerd: Throw me into Rhid's? I won't! You /can't!/ / Sina: Ah. So what you're saying is, you don't want any of the /easy/ jobs. / Snerd: um.. / Snerd: Why don't I just go tell the Ghasts about...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 30 , 2005 [[In the hallway outside Crazy Rhid's]] / Sina: Snerd. On your way to the Ghasts, tell Hiblehoy and the others to get down here. / Snerd, leaving: Right. OK. / Sina: And Kronk.. / Kronk: I aint going in Rhids place either! / Sina: No, Kronk. What I need from you is dangerous, but not that bad. / Sina: I...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 1 , 2005 [[In the hallway outside Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Kronk: Go after Rhid? Thatll be even worse than goin in his place! / Sina: No, Kronk. Not right now... / [[Outline of a battered Rhid going up a slope, leaving a scent and/or smoke trail behind him.]] / Sina: He's injured, cut off from his.. tools, and leaving...
The Mansion of E - Friday , December 2 , 2005 [[In the hallway outside Crazy Rhid's]] / Kronk: Allright Ill go after Rhid. / Sina: Thank you, Kronk. / Kronk: But Im doing it cuza what he did to leny, not cuz.. / [[Kronk stops.]] / [[He turns back.]] / Kronk: Why are you all doing this? / Sina: We're.. well, we're trying to save the world, Kronk. / Kronk:...
 

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