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The Mansion of E - Friday, March 3, 2006	[[Motimer stands in a dimly lit dirt pit]] / <> / Mortimer: There it is again.. That's not a.. a Lurker or a Tunnelrat or something. / Mortimer: It sounds sorta mechanical.. / [[Mortimer faces a wall, in which is a roughly rectangular shape.]] / Mortimer: And it is coming from behind that wall.. / Scalpsucker... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060303.html
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 4 , 2006	[[In a hole in the Forest of E.]] / Mortimer: Well.. if the dirt's same [sic] over here.. / [[He pokes the wall.]] / <> / [[He waits. No reaction.]] / [[The scalpsucker watches as well.]] / Scalpsucker: RAR? / Mortimer: Nothing. Guess I'll just hav- / [[A lot of dirt falls all at once.]] / <<... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060304.html
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 5 , 2006	[[A hole in the Forest of E. A large pile of dirt.]] / Scalpsucker: RAR? RAR!! / [[Mortimer's head and shoulders emerge from the pile of dirt.]] / <> http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060305.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 6 , 2006	[[The female scalpsucker looks down at Mortimer in concern.]] / Scalpsucker: RAR! / [[She leaps off the wall she was climbing.]] / <> / [[While in midair she does a FLIP.]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060306.html
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 7 , 2006	[[A hole in the Forest of E. The resident scalpsucker lands on the pile of dirt in which Mortimer is half-buried.]] / <> / Scalpsucker: RAR? / Mortimer: No, I'm fine. You don't need to administer the kiss of life. / [[Mortimer thinks about this.]] / Mortimer: . . . / Mortimer: How would you do... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060307.html

The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 8 , 2006	[[Mortimer and "Terpsichore" the Scalpsucker are in a hole in the Forest of E. Mortimer is digging himself out of a pile of dirt.]] / Mortimer: So. Anyway. What was behind all this dirt..? Oh. / [[It's a door mounted in a stone wall.]] / Terpsichore: Rar? / Mortimer: Never seen one of those before? Careful,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060308.html
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 8 , 2006	[[Mortimer and "Terpsichore" the Scalpsucker are in a hole in the Forest of E. Mortimer is digging himself out of a pile of dirt.]] / Mortimer: So. Anyway. What was behind all this dirt..? Oh. / [[It's a door mounted in a stone wall.]] / Terpsichore: Rar? / Mortimer: Never seen one of those before? Careful,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060308.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 9 , 2006	[[A hole in the Forest of E. Mortimer brushes dirt off himself.]] / <> / Mortimer: It's a door. It's a way some clever guy or gal invented for passing right through walls... / Scalpsucker: RAR? / Mortimer: Some of them are bad news because some walls are there for a reason. / [[Mortimer reaches... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060309.html
The Mansion of E - Friday, March 10, 2006	[[Mortimer and the female scalpsucker peer cautiously through the door in the side of the pit.]] / <> http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060310.html
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 11 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer walks down a darkening corridor.]] / Mortimer, thinking: So. A hallway. / [[It gets darker.]] / [[And darker.]] / <> / Mortimer, thinking: And another door. / Mortimer, thinking: Ow. http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060311.html
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 12 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer has followed a corridor to a door. All dialogue is internal.]] / Mortimer: Hey.. that light's coming from under the door.. / Mortimer: And it's not sunl- / [[A loud noise comes from beyond the door.]] / <> / Mortimer: If Sylvester were here, he'd point out that... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060312.html

The Mansion of E - Monday , March 13 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer is at the end of a tunnel, opening a door. All dialogue is internal.]] / <> / Mortimer: Not even locked! That's a good sign.. / <> / [[Mortimer finds himself holding the entire knob-mechanism in his hand.]] / Mortimer: This omen, however, is less clea... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060313.html
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 14 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer finds himself holding the the entire knob-mechanism from a crumbling door. All dialogue is internal.]] / Mortimer: OK. / [[The door, sans knob. Light is visible through the resulting hole.]] / Mortimer: I can still use it to open the door.. / [[He throws the knob at... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060314.html
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, March 15, 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer is peering through a shattered doorway.]] / Mortimer: Um.. / Mortimer: Hello? / [[Pull back to reveal a storage room full of boxes and crates: "Bilgwater Brand Sphagnum Semi-Premium Grade." "Stembolts, Selfsealing, 100 Gross"]] / Mortimer: Look, sorry about your door,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060315.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 16 , 2006	[[In a diusty storeroom under the Forest of E. His path into the room blocked, Mortimer is pushing at a large box. The box is labeled Bilgwater Brand Sphagnum Semi Premium Grade. Twenty Four (24) Bulbs. There are various other boxes, one of them labeled Oopakirk.]] / [[The box tips off, heading for... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060316.html
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 17 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer has broken through a door and climbed over a row of boxes. Sphagnum dust lingers in the air. All dialogue is internal.]] / Mortimer: so anyway. now what? / [[He waves away some of the dust.]] / [[He faces a whole bunch more large crates, festooned with cobwebs. A skull... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060317.html

The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 18 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. Mortimer is crawling through a collection of crates and other objects in an old storeroom. A "C&A ZAPOMATIC" sits on a large safe and trails a wire. Some of the other stuff is labelled: DO NOT OPEN. ACME ANVIL CORP. TELAMON 10 TON WEIGHT. SLIMEGRUB TRAPS. A large glass jar contains... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060318.html
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 19 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E. A wheeled, angry-looking shopbot fills an open stone doorway. There are noticeable cracks in the edges of the door.]] / Shopbot: ... ... BZZ WHRR grind http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060319.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 20 , 2006	[[In an old storeroom under the Forest of E. Mortimer faces a shopbot which is poking its head through a doorway.]] / <> / [[The shopbot retreats out of sight.]] / <> / [[It can no longer be seen, but there are noises.]] / <> / [[It charges... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060320.html
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 21 , 2006	[[The basement of the former World O' Pots, Mortimer confronts a Shopbot.]] / Mortimer, thinking: It's a robot. I wonder if it knows any of the old override codes. / Shopbot: bzz. whrr. grind. / Mortimer, thinking: . . . I wonder if /I/ know any of the old override codes.. / Shopbot: CLUNK http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060321.html
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, March 22, 2006	[[Mortimer faces an ancient shopbot]] / Mortimer (thinking): think, think! uncle Frederick taught you those codes! / <> / Mortimer: Oh! Wait! / Mortimer: "Tumbug Hock!" / Shopbot: BEEP / Shopbot: CODE CONFIRMED MODE 12 ENGAGED / [[Mortimer watches nervously.]] / <> / <> / <> / Mortimer... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060322.html

The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 23 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E, in an old storeroom. An angry-looking shopbot fills a doorway and makes ominous noises.]] / <> / [[The shopbot's scowl abruptly shifts to a "winning" smile.]] / <> / [[A full sideview of the shopbot; it is wheeled. It has "WORLD O' POTS" printed on its... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060323.html
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 24 , 2006	[[Under the Forest of E, in an old storeroom. Music plays in the background.]] / Shopbot: To celebrate Unification Day, World O' Pots is proud to offer / Mortimer, thinking: ok.. right.. most robots are really dumb. he.. it.. just /thinks/ today is Unification Day... / Shopbot: FREE SAMPLES! / Mortimer,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060324.html
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 25 , 2006	[[In an old storeroom under the Forest of E. Music plays in the background throughout. Mortimer has been splatted with sample of Sploo, a supposed food-substance. He reacts violently.]] / Mortimer: GLAARG! / [[The shopbot filling the doorway.]] / Mortimer: Caveberry Sploo! I /hate/ caveberries! / Shopbot:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060325.html
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 26 , 2006	[[An old storeroom under the Forest of E. Mortimer has just been completely coated in variety of Sploo, a supposed food-substance. Music plays in the background.]] / Mortimer, thinking: now I remember for sure? / [[He points at the shopbot.]] / Mortimer: "Igloo Mukluk Sploo" / Shopbot: BEEP / [[The music... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060326.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 27 , 2006	[[In the former basement of the World O' Pots. Mortimer waits as..]] / Shopbot: Herediscan complete. Processing... / <> / Shopbot: Herediscan confirmed. 75% likely subject is member of E family. / [[Shopbot shifts out of "sales pitch" mode]] / <> / Shopbot: How may this unit assist you, sir... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060327.html

The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 28 , 2006	[[In an old storeroom, under the Forest of E.]] / Mortimer: Can you tell me where I am? / Shopbot: BEEP Sir or Madam, you are in the village of EEtown, in the district of / Local E, in the Province of Audravania, in the nation of Y- / Mortimer: Yes, OK, right. Thank you. / Mortimer: I meant, what is this... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060328.html
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 29 , 2006	[[In an old storeroom under the Forest of E. The shopbot waits as Mortimer considers.]] / Mortimer, thinking: 2756.. that /is/ the number in Mr. Hooper's shop.. / Mortimer, thinking: ... / Mortimer, thinking: OK.. i get it. / [[Outline of the Eetown World O' Pots before the Crash. There are numerous other... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060329.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 30 , 2006	[[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots, Mortimer, covered with sploo, is faced with a large wheeled Shopbot.]] / Mortimer, thinking: so now all I need to do is find out why the lights are still on down here. / Mortimer aloud: Back up, please. / Shopbot: BEEP. / [[The shopbot slowly gears... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060330.html
The Mansion of E - Friday, March 31, 2006	[[Mortimer is in a hallway along with Shopbot. He is coated in goo and covered with yummysticks]] / Mortimer, thinking: some sort of hallway.. / <> / Rufus: Who's making all this racket? Shopbot, if you- / <> / Rufus: Who's that? / [[Mortimer turns to suddenly to find himself face-to-face... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060331.html
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 1 , 2006	[[In a hole in the Forest of E, the resident scalpsucker sits in the open doorway through which Mortimer passed.]] / Scalpsucker: RAR? http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20060401.html

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