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The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 1 , 2006 [[In the mysterious place where Protus has taken Sylvester.]] / Sylvester: You want to know what I see now? / Protus: Yes. Please. / Sylvester: Fine. I see myself. / Sylvester: I see you. You still don't look like you did before. / [[Protus is sporting an extra frill on his head.]] / [[A shot of the surrounding...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 2 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's hideaway, one of the large zeros that are scattered about. The hole in the zero is filled with an image of Mortimer and an unknown woman, floating or flying hand in hand. Mortimer has an umbrella and is wearing a pointed wizard's cap. The brown-haired woman is dressed in a blue quasi-uniform,...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 3 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's hideout.]] / Protus: When you say "idiiot brother", you mean Mortimer, correct? / Sylvester: Oh. yes. Mortimer. Although.. / Sylvester: In their own way, the other two are also- / [[The surrounding zeros and ones, with nothing inside the zero.]] / Sylvester: Hiuh. Now he's gone again. / [[Inside...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 4 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's secret place. A zero-hole displays a picture of Rosemary with the Can-Opener, in armor, facing a blonde helmeted woman who is carrying a large fork-like weapon.]] / Sylvester: This time it's Rosemary.. you know Rosemary, right? / Protus: Miss Ripley. Yes. / Sylvester: She's fighting.....
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 5 , 2006 [[Sylvester is describing what he sees in the zeros of Protus's hideaway.]] / Sylvester: Moving on, we have in rapid succession, a Motihaul who wants to sell something..]] / {{Izchak}} / Sylvester: An unfortunate Gnoll whom, it appears, someone set on fire.. / {{Crazy Rhid}} / Sylvester: ..and.. ..one...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 6 , 2006 [[Sylvester looking inside the zeroes of Protus's hideaway. These show a woman in a robe, an older woman wearing a bandanna and an apron, and a quite elderly man wearing a boater.]] / Sylvester: Over *there", I see people from the village.. Nothing more up close. / Sylvester: Further out.. what..? Angus's...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 7 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's hideaway.]] / Sylvester: This one's not like the others... It's all /vague/. / Protus: Vague is good, actually. / [[A pair of lights in the distance.]] / Sylvester: I think it's.. an /auto/. / Sylvester: You know, those things people drove before the Crash... / Protus: Drove? A vehicle?...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 8 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's extra-dimensional hideaway.]] / Sylvester: Someone stole your /auto/? / Protus: Essentially, yes. Where do you see it? / [[Sylvester's hand points]] / Sylvester: Over there, pretty much. / Protus: Over /there/? Which way is it moving? / [[The "auto" in question, a dark shape with two...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 9 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's hideaway. Sylvester waits while Protus thinks.]] / Sylvester: Um.. / Sylvester: If you're just going to be thinking.. / Protus: Eh? Oh, right! We're done here. /Time/ to send you home!
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 10 , 2006 [[Inside Protus's hideaway]] / Sylvester: Rosemary and I weren't "home". Could you maybe get her as well, and drop us someplace- / Protus: No. Or rather I could, but you'd both just zorp or proz right back. You're anchored. On a more positive vector.. / [[Protus pulls a lever.]] / Protus: From this...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 11 , 2006 [[Outside the drophole. Sylvester recovers from his visit to Protus.]] / [[He looks up at his active helmet light.]] / [[He reaches to turn it off.]] / [[He hesitates.]] / Sylvester, thinking: He's coming back. How can I /tell/ that he's- / <>
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 12 , 2006 [[Outside a drophole in the Basement. Protus has reappeared before Sylvester.]] / Protus: Sylvester. Hello. I recently realized.. I never said thank you for your help recovering the "auto". So. Thank you. / Protus: Be seeing you! / <> / Sylvester: Right. No problem. / [[He turns off his helmet...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 13 , 2006 [[In the Basement. Rosemary and Camora reunite with Sylvester.]] / Sylvester: How was the drophole? / Rosemary: Actually, it was the second-nicest one I've used in at least a y.. What's wrong? / Camora: sniff / Camora: Protus was here. Took you on one of his little trips, did he? / Sylvester: How do you...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 14 , 2006 [[Outside a drophole in the Basement.]] / Sylvester: Protus did say something about taking other people into.. that place.. / Camora: A couple three times he's done it. Scary, but people usually learn interesting stuff. / Camora: If /you/ saw anything useful, you'd better spill now. / Rosemary: And why...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 15 , 2006 [[Outside a drophole in the Basement.]] / Rosemary: What /did/ you see? / Sylvester: There was an auto.. and pictures.. I saw a burnt Gnoll.. and Threnody.. / Sylvester: And Rosemary! You were wearing different clothes, and fighting some.. She had on.. it looked like a kitchen glove, but it glowed. / [[Rosemary...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 16 , 2006 [[Outside a drophole in the Basement.]] / Sylvester: Autos? They are.. um.. these wrecks you find out in the forest. From before the.. from olden times. / CamoraHax: Oh. More Human phizz. Who or what is Threnody? / Sylvester: She's that Oracle that Camora mentioned earlier. She- / Rosemary: We hired you...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 17 , 2006 [[Sina holds up a cakeshroom which is marked "3! WOO HOO"]] / {{Three years of the Mansion of E.}}
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 18 , 2006 [[Kronk the Troglodyte walks in a corridor.]] / Narration: Near Crazy Rhid's, to varying degrees. / Kronk, thinking: Gotta track down Rhid. / [[Snerd the Gnoll walks in a corridor.]] / Snerd, thinking: Gotta talk to the /Ghasts/. / [[Hiblehoy the Motihaul looks down at Wrawa the Trog and Leny's dead body.]] / Hiblehoy:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 19 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's. Ploot and Voog the Wyrms are with Sina the Gnoll.]] / Ploot: So.. what /are/ we doing? / [[Sina points out the large stemmed pot which was previously spouting flame.]] / Sina: Ripping that up. / [[Ploot wraps his tail around the pot. Voog comes to join him]] / Ploot: ... OK. Grab...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 20 , 2006 [[In front of Crazy Rhid's. Ploot rips the large metal basin off its "stem" with his tail.]] / <> / [[Fire belches from the stump.]] / <> / [[He whacks the stump with his tail, pinching it shut.]] / <>
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 21 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's, Ploot the Wyrm has ripped a large firebowl from its stem.]] / Ploot: Now what? / Sina: We toss it in there. / [[Rhid's front door, with flames burning in more pots.]] / Sina: Hard.
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 22 , 2006 [[Ploot the Wyrm flings the large metal bowl (formerly attached to a stem and spewing fire) towards the front door of Crazy Rhid's place.]] / <> / [[The bowl goes sailing through the front door. Behind it is a smaller bowl still attached/spewing flames.]]
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 23 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's. A large bowl has just been thrown inside.]] / Skuy the Gnoll: Sina? That Gobule told me to come up. What's hap- / [[The front door is filled with an explosion.]] / <> / Skuy: -pening..
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 24 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's place. A large bowl has been thrown inside]] / Skuy the Gnoll: What was th- / <> / Sina the Gnoll: Just doing a little housecleaning, Skuy. / Skuy: But wh- / <>
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 25 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's, Sina and Skuy wait, following a series of explosions.]] / <> / [[They wait some more.]] / [[Sina goes forward.]] / Sina: That appears to be it. Onto the next stage. / Skuy, from near floor: who is that, and what did she do with Sina? / Ploot the Wyrm: She's just been having...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 26 , 2006 [[Ploot and Sina are outside the battered and blackened entrance to Crazy Rhid's place.]] / Ploot: So what is the next phase? / Sina: *Now* I would like you to stick your nose in the door, and see what you can see. Please. / Ploot: OK then.
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 27 , 2006 [[At the doorway of Crazy Rhid's. Ploot the Wyrm approaches. Behind him is a snuffed fire-pot]] / [[He sticks his head inside.]] / <> / [[He is blackened, but otherwise unharmed.]] / Ploot: We still need to be careful. / Sina: Thank you, Ploot.
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 28 , 2006 [[Ploot the Wyrm looks into Rhid's entryhall.]] / [[The hall is empty, apart from explosion debris. GBOLs burn overhead. bulkheads slope in from the sides. Smoke wafts about.]] / Ploot: That's odd...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 29 , 2006 [[Inside Rhid's entryhall.]] / Sina: What's wrong, Ploot? / Plooty: Before today... has anyone here ever been to see Rhid? / [[The assembled bucketchain members stare at him in silence. They are Skuy the Gnoll, Fosic the Helipath, Spot the Gobule, Voog the Wyrm and Mowder the Troglodyte.]] / Ploot:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 30 , 2006 [[At Rhid's front door.]] / Skuy: Rhid's room's empty? Isn't that a /good/ thing? For us? / Ploot the Wyrm: In the short term, yes. / Ploot: But even Rhid can't summon his wares out of thin air. He has to have a / workshop /somewhere./ / Sina: . . . / Sina: /Fine./
 

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