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The Mansion of E - Monday , July 31 , 2006 [[At Rhid's front door. Mowder the Trog and Skuy the Gnoll listen to Sina.]] / Sina: We'll just have to hope that Kronk catches up with Rhid, before he can get to his workshop. / Sina: Or maybe.. Ploot. You and.. Voog, was it? One of you, come with me, to check for more traps. The other, poke around....
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 1 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's front door.]] / Ploot the Wyrm: Voog, you know why we have to come up here. We need Telic. We need Hesper. We need all the Coldzoners. / Voog the Wyrm: But Mother Byng says.. / Ploot: /Byng/ is a senile gravel-dribbler. She should have abdicated months ago. / Ploot: I almost hope...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , August 2 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's front door. Voog and Ploot the Wyrms talk.]] / Voog: If Rhid turns up, you want me to let him /go?/ / Ploot: No. But give him every chance to surrender. / Ploot: Not that I expect to see him again around here. / Ploot: If he gets away from Kronk, someone will offer him sanctuary....
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 3 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's. Voog watches Ploot leave.]] / Voog, thinking: Saying Mother Byng is senile. If Ploot's not careful, a Cousin will overhear him and.. .. report him to.. / [[Voog realizes something.]] / Voog, thinking: Getting away from Family. Now *that's* a reason to come up here.
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 3 , 2006 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's. Voog watches Ploot leave.]] / Voog, thinking: Saying Mother Byng is senile. If Ploot's not careful, a Cousin will overhear him and.. .. report him to.. / [[Voog realizes something.]] / Voog, thinking: Getting away from Family. Now *that's* a reason to come up here.
The Mansion of E - Friday , August 4 , 2006 [[Sina stands in the front door of Crazy Rhid's. Now-extinguished firepots stand on either side of her. Broken-off supports are all that are left of a variety of booby-traps. The walls and floor are blackened and marked. Behind Sina are Skuy, Voog the Wyrm and Fosic the Helipath.]]
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , August 5 , 2006 [[Inside the entryway for Crazy Rhid's place. Sina has been temporarily blinded.]] / Sina: So, Skuy. Is "big and empty" an accurate description? / Skuy: Oh, yes. / Skuy: I've never /seen/ a room this empty. / [[An outline of several female Gnolls living in a row of interconnected ramshackle cubicles....
The Mansion of E - Sunday , August 6 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway. Sina has been temporarily blinded.]] / Sina: So there's absolutely nothing in here? Can you see the exit at the other end? I feel a breeze passing through here. / Skuy: No.. there are these wall-things sticking out, and I can't see around.. / [[Skuy looks at her.]] / Skuy:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 7 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway.]] / Sina, currently blind: So. About these "wall things"... / Skuy: They form little alcoves. They're all empty. They'd make really good warr- / Voog the Wyrm: No, look, there's something in that one! / [[He has gone to check. There is an explosion.]] / <> / [[Sina,...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 8 , 2006 [[Inside the entry hall of Crazy Rhid's former place. Zoog the Wyrm is smoking from a blast.]] / Sina: You'd better check all the alcoves, Zoog. / Zoog: Right. / [[He moves off.]] / <> / <> / <> / [[He is rather more blackened and smoking.]] / Zoog: The other exit is in the...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , August 9 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryhall. Voog the Wyrm has suffered through an explosion, and is blackened.]] / Sina: Are you going to be able to carry on? / Voog: Yes, I'll be alright. / [[He falls over.]] / Voog: ..after I just lie down here for a moment.
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 10 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryspace. Voog the Wyrm is lying on the ground.]] / Sina: You're sure we don't need to find you a Healer? / Voog: No, I'll be all right. (cough) In a little while. / [[Sina stares ahead. Skuy watches her.]] / [[Sina buries her face in her hands.]] / Skuy: Sina? / Voog: Um.. really....
The Mansion of E - Friday , August 11 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway. Sina has her face in her hands.]] / Skuy: Sina? What's wrong? / [[Skuy glances behind her, where Spot the Gobule and Fosic the Helipath watch.]] / Skuy: I mean.. apart from.. everything.. / Sina: Why did I think I could do this?
The Mansion of E - Saturday , August 12 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway. Skuy listens as Sina talks.]] / Sina: I organize /parties/. And now I'm trying to lead a.. an /assault/. / [[Voog the Wyrm, blackend by an explosion, looks up from near the floor.]] / Sina: And Leny's dead, everyone else is getting horribly injured.. / Sina: I'm not doing...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , August 13 , 2006 [[Inside Rhid's entryway.]] / Skuy: Sina.. / Sina: No, Skuy. I've made up my mind, and nothing you can say will change it. / Skuy: If you quit now, Comshaw would be really disappointed in you. / [[Sina thinks about this.]] / [[She glares in Skuy's direction.]] / Sina: Zark you. Zark you straight to...
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 14 , 2006 [[Inside Rhid's entryway.]] / Skuy: So you're not quitting? / Sina: No. / Voog: So what do we do now? / Sina: Give me a second. Plans don't just grow in fungipits... / [[She kicks against something with her foot.]] / [[She is temporarily blind; she reaches down for the bit of rock which she kicked.]] / <> / Sina:...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 15 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's former place. Sina the gnoll, currently blind, is holding a chunk of rock.]] / Sina: I assume there's more rubble like this scattered around? / [[Skuy the gnoll and Grik the Trog look around.]] / Skuy: Um.. Yes. / Sina: Good. Everybody gather it up. Time for you all to play Roc...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, August 16, 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's place. Skuy watches conversation.]] / Sina: Just be sure not to- / Voog: -Rocktossing!?- Don't we have enough problems without provoking rocks? / Sina: What? / Voog: Oh. Wait. Right. Forgot where I was again. Coldzone rocks don't- / Voog: I'll just be over here. / Sina, thinking:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 17 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway. Sina speaks to Skuy, Fosic the Helipath and Mowder the Troglodyte, among others.]] / Sina: I assume that /everyone else/ knows about Rocktoss? / Sina: Right. OK. / [[As soon as Sina is out of earshot..]] / Fosic: Actually, no. But she did not want to hear that answer. / Mowder:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , August 18 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryhall, discussing the disarming of Rhid's traps..]] / Spot the Gobule: First off.. I suppose you're gonna say I need hands to toss stuff? / Fosic the Helipath: Um.. no? / Spot: Oh. Right. OK. / {{Helipaths have no hands, only tentacles.}} / Spot: What's the target? / Sina: Anything...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , August 19 , 2006 [[Inisde Crazy Rhid's entryway.]] / Sina: All right everyone. Grab your rocks. / [[Skuy's hand reaching for a rock on the ground.]] / Sina: ..or bits of metal bowl.. / [[Fosic the Helipath's tentacles reaching for two rocks.]] / Sina: But stay out of the alcoves, even the one with the way out, for now! / [[Mowder...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , August 20 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway. Skuy and Fosic the Helipath are holding rocks. Voog the Wyrm watches.]] / Sina: First, everybody just toss a general volley into the target alcove. / [[Said volley goes flying.]] / <> / [[From the targeted alcove..]] / <> / Fosic:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 21 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's]] / Skuy: Do you want us to lob another volley? / Sina: No. We can't drag this out, the smell of smoke is getting worse and worse. / [[They go around the corner.]] / Sina: We're going to take a careful look.. exam.. whatever, of the exit alcove. / [[The exit alcove. A mounted bowl...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 22 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's entryway, Skuy looks in a targeted alcove for the blinded Sina. Voog the Wyrm looks as well.]] / Sina: So, anything in there? / Skuy: Not really.. / [[A closeup of the exit door.]] / Skuy: There are webs.. or something.. stretched over the exit.. / Sina: I /smell/ something. / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , August 23 , 2006 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's "entrance hall". Voog the Wyrm is present. Skuy turns sharply]] / Sina the Gnoll: What? What is it? / Skuy: Mowder! You need to get out of here! Rhid has a big pot of- / Mowder, from off-screen: BLAAAARRRGGH! / Spot the Gobule, from off-screen: Whoa! Nice distance! You could give...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 24 , 2006 [[Inside Rhid's entryway.]] / Skuy: Are you all right, Mowder? / [[Mowder has just thrown up thanks to Trog repellant.]] / Mowder: Oh, I'm just dandy. / Sina: Good. Go back along the line, and keep any other Trogs out of here. / Sina: Now, Skuy.. about these "webs" over the door..
 
The Mansion of E - Friday, August 25, 2006 [[Sina and Skuy in Rhid's place.]] / Sina: Those "webs" completely cover the exit? Rhid couldn't get through without removing them? / Skuy: I guess.. / Sina: . . . Mowder! Wait a second / [[Mowder, looking peeved.]] / Mowder: What? / Sina: If there are any other Ghasts on the line, send them forward. / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , August 26 , 2006 [[Inside Rhid's entryway.]] / Voog: Why do you want to know about Dornbeasts? / Sina: Rhid. / [[An outline of Rhid grinning evilly.]] / Voog: Huh? / Sina: I've talked to him now. He may be "crazy", but.. / Sina: ..he has /reasons/ for doing things. / Sina: ..and I've got a theory about the one he used when...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , August 27 , 2006 [[A large group waiting inside Rhid's entryway: A Jibjib (Steenth), Maggle the Troglodyte, Spot the Gobule, Fosic the Helipath, and Sina and Skuy.]] / Anonymous voice: this is crazy. / Sina: I said /hush/.
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 28 , 2006 [[Mowder the Troglodyte walks back along the bucket-chain, looking at Sepferb the Ghast lying on the floor. Behind them are Krink the Gnoll, an unnamed Ooze, and a Motihaul Wearing A Hat.]] / Mowder, thinking: I'd ask him about Dornbeasts, but I don't think he's in the mood to talk..
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 29 , 2006 [[In the Basement. In the foreground, Snerd the Gnoll walks silently along. In the background can be seen Rosemary, Sylvester and CamoraHax.]] / Sylvester: So where does that drophole drain to? / Camora: Down to Bowel Hall. That's where all waste goes. Mostly.
 

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