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| The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 13, 2003 | Sylvester: So. Anyway. The Djinnoscope. You deposit the coin.. ...You sit in that chair over there...
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| The Mansion of E - Friday, November 14, 2003 | Rosemary: What, need, what's the difference?
/ Sylvester: How do I explain...
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| The Mansion of E - Saturday, November 15, 2003 | [[Nitfol, Mortimer, and the t-squid continue falling in a tangle of limbs and tentacles.]]
/ Nitfol: What's the use of your being attacked by a T-Squid if the idiot beast can't even stay stuck to the fratzing tree! / [[The t-squid spots a small branch and reaches out for it with two tentacles.]] / [[The... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031115.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 16, 2003 | Niddle: So that's why this tunnel's so twisty?
/ Comshaw: Hm? / Niddle: Because everyone's fighting? You couldn't make it straight?
/ Comshaw: Yes. Had to go where we could. / [[Lairing above their tunnel is a Globule, and buried below them is the skeleton of a large dinosaur-like creature, even bigger... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031116.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, November 17, 2003 | Rosemary: So you're saying this thing is useless.
/ Sylvester: Not at all. None of Ludwig's inventions are /useless/. They're just dangerous.
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| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 | Sylvester: So, anyway. Do you want me to hold your shield?
/ Rosemary: What? Why?
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| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 | [[Rosemary brushes off the Djinnoscope's chair.]]
/ Rosemary: My my... Look at all the dust.
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| The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 20, 2003 | [[The helmet is removed from Rosemary's head.]]
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| The Mansion of E - Friday, November 21, 2003 | [[Mortimer continues to cling to two of the T-Squid's tentacles, while Nitfol clings to his leg.]]
/ Narration: Deep in the Forest of E, on board a Tree Squid...
/ Mortimer (thinking): Hey! / Mortimer (thinking): We're slowing, and we're almost to the ground! I can just let go and... / [[Mortimer and... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031121.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, November 22, 2003 | [[The arrow stop. Comshaw looks to one side, then to the other.]] / Comshaw: Are you idiots finished shooting at each other?
/ Combatant 1: No zarking way!
/ Combatant 2: NEVER!
/ Comshaw: /Fine/. / [[Comshaw and Niddle wait, looking disgusted and frightened, respectively.]] / Combatant 1: 'Course...... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031122.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 23, 2003 | [[Narrator: Rosemary and Sylvester ponder the Djinnoscope's seeming failure.
/ Rosemary: All that build-up, and the thing didn't work.
/ Sylvester: No, it definitely gave you something. This light here indicates successful operation.
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| The Mansion of E - Monday, November 24, 2003 | Rosemary: So you're quite sure this thing gave me something? It /sounds/ like it's still running full tilt.
/ Sylvester: Yes. Looks like we get one more go, if we want it.
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| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 | Narration: Comshaw, Niddle, and Digger find themselves between warring factions...
/ Comshaw: If you've truly run out of arrows to shoot, that means we can /finally/ pass through.
/ Niddle: Comshaw, if they are out of arrows, why don't they just start throwing rocks? / [[Comshaw turns and looks at Niddle... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031125.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 | Rosemary: This thing /kills/ any non-human that tries to use it?
/ Sylvester: Yes.
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| The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 27, 2003 | Narration: Rosemary and Sylvester 'discuss' the Djinnoscope...
/ Sylvester: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the business with the non-humans.
/ Rosemary: Sorry's not good enough. You have to be punished.
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| The Mansion of E - Friday, November 28, 2003 | [[Mortimer and Nitfol continue to fly through their ballistic arc to someplace.]]
/ Narrator: Meanwhile, in mid-air over the Forest...
/ Mortimer: Say... um... what's your name?
/ Nitfol: Nitfol. / Mortimer: Nitfol. Why didn't you drop off my leg back there?
/ Nitfol: Is this really the time for this? / Mortimer:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031128.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, November 29, 2003 | [[Sylvester hands his helmet and backpack to Rosemary.]]
/ Narration: Sylvester uses the Djinnoscope.
/ Rosemary: Anything that I need to do?
/ Sylvester: Nope, it's raring to go.
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| The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 30, 2003 | [[The helmet lifts from Sylvester's head.]]
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| The Mansion of E - Monday, December 1, 2003 | [[Rocks continue to fly back and forth across the tunnel.]]
/ Narration: Niddle has made a bad situation worse...
/ Niddle: I'm sorry, Comshaw! Here, look, I'll go /talk/ to that side over here! Maybe I can get them to understand! / [[Niddle heads to Combatant 2's side of the tunnel, and is promptly seized.]]
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| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 2, 2003 | [[The egg lands neatly in Sylvester's hand.]]
/ Narration: Sylvester has been given what he needs...
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| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 3, 2003 | [[Sylvester and Rosemary are both completely covered in white slime.]]
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| The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 4, 2003 | [[Mortimer and Nitfol continue to tumble over and over in their ballistic flight.]]
/ Narration: Mortimer and Nitfol pass the time...
/ Mortimer: You're taking all of this really well.
/ Nitfol: Thanks. / Mortimer: The last time something like this happened, everybody got really bent out of shape. / Mortimer:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031204.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 5, 2003 | [[Sylvester and Rosemary turn to find themselves confronted by four irate Ghasts, who mistake the two humans for Ghasts, covered in slime as they are.]]
/ Ghast: I'm sorry to interrupt your Squim ritual, folks..
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| The Mansion of E - Saturday, December 6, 2003 | Sylvester: They're gone. Uh.. not that I'm complaining or anything, but why did you drop your sword?
/ Rosemary: Do you know what those things were?
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| The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 7, 2003 | [[Niddle lies crushed under a pile of rubble and corpses. Comshaw and Digger survey their comrade's plight.]]
/ Narration: Niddle has developed a condition... / Digger: It's going to take more than a poke this time.
/ Comshaw: Yes. I know. / [[Comshaw attatches his stick to his back]]
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| The Mansion of E - Monday, December 8, 2003 | [[Narration: Rosemary has implemented Plan B...
/ Sylvester: Uh... What's Plan B?
/ Rosemary: We go the opposite direction as the ghasts. Very fast.
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| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 9, 2003 | Ghast 1: Move it! We've got humans to find!
/ Ghast 2: Saay... wait a minute.. that couple back there... / Ghast 3: What about 'em? Apart from that /fine/ set of head-tufts on the girl?
/ Ghast 2: If they were Squimming, where were their fleebs? And their fugehorn? / [[Ghast 3 realizes the import of... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031209.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 10, 2003 | [[Narration: Meanwhile, still in mid-air...
/ Niftol: Hmm...
/ Mortimer: What? / Nitfol: Not that I'm /complaining/, mind you... but shouldn't we have hit something by now? / [[Mortimer realizes that he and Nitfol are tumbling around a fixed point in space, effectively suspended in mid-air.]] / Mortimer:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031210.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 11, 2003 | [[Narrator: Rosemary and Sylvester continue their brief tour of the Hall of Achievement...
/ Rosemary: Sylvester... These paintings... / Sylvester: Yes. They were done by Ernest. 19th Earl. Quite the artist. / Rosemary: "Artist"!? They're exact copies of Munch's 'The Cry'... / Rosemary: ...Van Gogh's... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031211.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 12, 2003 | [[A giant vaguely humanoid statue looms over the scene, holding a flaming bowl in one 'hand']]
/ Rosemary: Dare I ask about the statue?
/ Sylvester: Audra. The 17th Earl. The only woman to ever be the official head of the family. / Rosemary: She was a sculptor?
/ Sylvester: Oh, no. She didn't build the... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031212.html |
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