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The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 13, 2003 Sylvester: So. Anyway. The Djinnoscope. You deposit the coin.. ...You sit in that chair over there... / <> / [[A closeup of the Djinnoscope's chair]] / Sylvester: ..That helmet comes down.. / [[A closeup of the helmet]] / <> / Sylvester: And the machine scans you, and it... welll... / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Friday, November 14, 2003 Rosemary: What, need, what's the difference? / Sylvester: How do I explain... / <> / Sylvester: OK.. try this. If you don't get a pot within the next five minutes, are you going to die in frothing convulsions? / <> / Rosemary: I think I can hold myself together. / Sylvester: Of...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, November 15, 2003 [[Nitfol, Mortimer, and the t-squid continue falling in a tangle of limbs and tentacles.]] / Nitfol: What's the use of your being attacked by a T-Squid if the idiot beast can't even stay stuck to the fratzing tree! / [[The t-squid spots a small branch and reaches out for it with two tentacles.]] / [[The...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 16, 2003 Niddle: So that's why this tunnel's so twisty? / Comshaw: Hm? / Niddle: Because everyone's fighting? You couldn't make it straight? / Comshaw: Yes. Had to go where we could. / [[Lairing above their tunnel is a Globule, and buried below them is the skeleton of a large dinosaur-like creature, even bigger...
The Mansion of E - Monday, November 17, 2003 Rosemary: So you're saying this thing is useless. / Sylvester: Not at all. None of Ludwig's inventions are /useless/. They're just dangerous. / <> / Sylvester: The death was... an extreme case. On more than one occasion, the help the Djinnoscope has given has been both useful and appreciated. / Rosemary:...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 Sylvester: So, anyway. Do you want me to hold your shield? / Rosemary: What? Why? / <> / Sylvester: So it won't be in your way while you try the Djinnoscope. / <> / Rosemary: Try the... After what you've just said, I'd be crazy to do that! OK, you're right. I'm impulsive, but I'm...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 [[Rosemary brushes off the Djinnoscope's chair.]] / Rosemary: My my... Look at all the dust. / <> / [[Rosemary sits down in the chair.]] / Sylvester: Last chance to back out. / Rosemary: Hit it. / <> / <> / [[Sylvester drops the 4-Simoleon coin into the proper slot.]] / <> / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 20, 2003 [[The helmet is removed from Rosemary's head.]] / <> / [[Rosemary's eyes are still tightly closed.]] / [[Rosemary cautiously opens one eye.]] / <> / [[Sylvester looks around a corner of the apparatus.]] / Sylvester: So... What did you need? / [[Rosemary examines herself. Nothing seems...
The Mansion of E - Friday, November 21, 2003 [[Mortimer continues to cling to two of the T-Squid's tentacles, while Nitfol clings to his leg.]] / Narration: Deep in the Forest of E, on board a Tree Squid... / Mortimer (thinking): Hey! / Mortimer (thinking): We're slowing, and we're almost to the ground! I can just let go and... / [[Mortimer and...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, November 22, 2003 [[The arrow stop. Comshaw looks to one side, then to the other.]] / Comshaw: Are you idiots finished shooting at each other? / Combatant 1: No zarking way! / Combatant 2: NEVER! / Comshaw: /Fine/. / [[Comshaw and Niddle wait, looking disgusted and frightened, respectively.]] / Combatant 1: 'Course......
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 23, 2003 [[Narrator: Rosemary and Sylvester ponder the Djinnoscope's seeming failure. / Rosemary: All that build-up, and the thing didn't work. / Sylvester: No, it definitely gave you something. This light here indicates successful operation. / <> / Rosemary: So where is it then? This thing which I supposedly...
The Mansion of E - Monday, November 24, 2003 Rosemary: So you're quite sure this thing gave me something? It /sounds/ like it's still running full tilt. / Sylvester: Yes. Looks like we get one more go, if we want it. / <> / Rosemary: That can happen? / Sylvester: It's rare, but if the Djinnoscope is left alone for a few months or years to.....
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 Narration: Comshaw, Niddle, and Digger find themselves between warring factions... / Comshaw: If you've truly run out of arrows to shoot, that means we can /finally/ pass through. / Niddle: Comshaw, if they are out of arrows, why don't they just start throwing rocks? / [[Comshaw turns and looks at Niddle...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 Rosemary: This thing /kills/ any non-human that tries to use it? / Sylvester: Yes. / <> / Rosemary: And it didn't occur to you to mention that niddling little fact /before/ letting me use it? / <> / [[Sylvester and Rosemary look at each other in shock and rage, respectively.]] / <> / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 27, 2003 Narration: Rosemary and Sylvester 'discuss' the Djinnoscope... / Sylvester: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the business with the non-humans. / Rosemary: Sorry's not good enough. You have to be punished. / <> / [[Rosemary points her sword at Sylvester.]] / Sylvester: "Punished." / Rosemary:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday, November 28, 2003 [[Mortimer and Nitfol continue to fly through their ballistic arc to someplace.]] / Narrator: Meanwhile, in mid-air over the Forest... / Mortimer: Say... um... what's your name? / Nitfol: Nitfol. / Mortimer: Nitfol. Why didn't you drop off my leg back there? / Nitfol: Is this really the time for this? / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, November 29, 2003 [[Sylvester hands his helmet and backpack to Rosemary.]] / Narration: Sylvester uses the Djinnoscope. / Rosemary: Anything that I need to do? / Sylvester: Nope, it's raring to go. / <> / [[Sylvester sits in the Djinnoscope's chair.]] / Rosemary: Sylvester. Wait. / <> / Rosemary: I'm still...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 30, 2003 [[The helmet lifts from Sylvester's head.]] / <> / [[The little triangular display lights up with an exclamation point this time.]] / <> / [[The fabrication equipment near Rosemary's head activates.]] / <> / [[The fabrication equipment begins making something.]] / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[The...
The Mansion of E - Monday, December 1, 2003 [[Rocks continue to fly back and forth across the tunnel.]] / Narration: Niddle has made a bad situation worse... / Niddle: I'm sorry, Comshaw! Here, look, I'll go /talk/ to that side over here! Maybe I can get them to understand! / [[Niddle heads to Combatant 2's side of the tunnel, and is promptly seized.]] / <> / <> / <> / [[Niddle...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 2, 2003 [[The egg lands neatly in Sylvester's hand.]] / Narration: Sylvester has been given what he needs... / <> / <> / Rosemary: What is it? Is it ticking? / <> / Sylvester: No. There's just a tag: 'yank me'. / <> / [[Sylvester and Rosemary look at each other for a moment.]] / <> / [[Sylvester...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 3, 2003 [[Sylvester and Rosemary are both completely covered in white slime.]] / <> / [[Rosemary just looks at Sylvester, who is still looking at his hand in shock.]] / <> / [[Rosemary's eyes narrow, and Sylvester begins (understandably) to fear for his life.]] / Sylvester: Heh, heh... / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20031203.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 4, 2003 [[Mortimer and Nitfol continue to tumble over and over in their ballistic flight.]] / Narration: Mortimer and Nitfol pass the time... / Mortimer: You're taking all of this really well. / Nitfol: Thanks. / Mortimer: The last time something like this happened, everybody got really bent out of shape. / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 5, 2003 [[Sylvester and Rosemary turn to find themselves confronted by four irate Ghasts, who mistake the two humans for Ghasts, covered in slime as they are.]] / Ghast: I'm sorry to interrupt your Squim ritual, folks.. / <> / <> / Ghast: ...but we've had reports of two dangerous creatures...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, December 6, 2003 Sylvester: They're gone. Uh.. not that I'm complaining or anything, but why did you drop your sword? / Rosemary: Do you know what those things were? / <> / Sylvester: Ghasts, I believe they're called. / Rosemary: Yes. And if you attack one with a sword, you just make him mad... / <> / [[Sylvester...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 7, 2003 [[Niddle lies crushed under a pile of rubble and corpses. Comshaw and Digger survey their comrade's plight.]] / Narration: Niddle has developed a condition... / Digger: It's going to take more than a poke this time. / Comshaw: Yes. I know. / [[Comshaw attatches his stick to his back]] / Comshaw: OK. Right....
 
The Mansion of E - Monday, December 8, 2003 [[Narration: Rosemary has implemented Plan B... / Sylvester: Uh... What's Plan B? / Rosemary: We go the opposite direction as the ghasts. Very fast. / <> / [[Sylvester considers Rosemary's plan.]] / <> / [[Sylvester realizes the merits of the plan.]] / <> / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, December 9, 2003 Ghast 1: Move it! We've got humans to find! / Ghast 2: Saay... wait a minute.. that couple back there... / Ghast 3: What about 'em? Apart from that /fine/ set of head-tufts on the girl? / Ghast 2: If they were Squimming, where were their fleebs? And their fugehorn? / [[Ghast 3 realizes the import of...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, December 10, 2003 [[Narration: Meanwhile, still in mid-air... / Niftol: Hmm... / Mortimer: What? / Nitfol: Not that I'm /complaining/, mind you... but shouldn't we have hit something by now? / [[Mortimer realizes that he and Nitfol are tumbling around a fixed point in space, effectively suspended in mid-air.]] / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, December 11, 2003 [[Narrator: Rosemary and Sylvester continue their brief tour of the Hall of Achievement... / Rosemary: Sylvester... These paintings... / Sylvester: Yes. They were done by Ernest. 19th Earl. Quite the artist. / Rosemary: "Artist"!? They're exact copies of Munch's 'The Cry'... / Rosemary: ...Van Gogh's...
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 12, 2003 [[A giant vaguely humanoid statue looms over the scene, holding a flaming bowl in one 'hand']] / Rosemary: Dare I ask about the statue? / Sylvester: Audra. The 17th Earl. The only woman to ever be the official head of the family. / Rosemary: She was a sculptor? / Sylvester: Oh, no. She didn't build the...
 

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