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The Mansion of E - Sunday, October 29, 2006 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: So.. um. When he sent me down here, Mr. Coprolite wasn't very.. Was he assigning people when you were sent down here, Sirs? / Chunner: We know him, kid. / Crud: Coprolite's been here longer than anyone! / Cully: That would explain all those lichens growing on him... / Crud:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , October 30 , 2006 Narration: A short diversion.. / [[In the Mansion. The Woman of Mystery walks along, trailed by her "pet" balloon. In the back ground is a green statue of a one-eyed Gobule-like critter with the label ZNUTAR on its base]] / {{This is an Awful Green Thing from the board game of the same name.}} / [[More...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 31 , 2006 [[The words HAPPY HALLOWEEN float overhead, in large glowing orange letters. The Woman of Mystery stands underneath, making a "claw" with one hand. Her pet balloon also floats nearby, having changed to a jack-o-lantern motif.]] / WoM: Boo.
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 1 , 2006 [[In the Basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots. Rufus rises from the floor as Mortimer watches. Behind them sits the Shopbot.]] / Narration: Meanwhile, in a basement under the forest.. / Mortimer: Are you all right, Rufus? / Rufus: From the looks of things, I'm the one who should be asking that. Been...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 2 , 2006 [[In what was once the basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: When I asked if you were all right, it wasn't just about me scaring you... / Mortimer: ..you've been gone so long. Everyone was starting to worry about you. / Rufus: "Everyone?" I seriously doubt that. / [[Mortimer offers his...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 3 , 2006 [[In what used to be the basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: Oongawa. Capital city of Kuzco, one of the last organized nation-states you can visit before entering the Deep Jungles. / Rufus: Known for its Goof Parrots, and pre-Crash, its high quality coffee beans. Linus collected specimens...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 4 , 2006 [[In the former Basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: Speaking of Lenore.. she still in the Capital, I assume? / Mortimer: You saw the last letter she sent. The one where she said all that about- / Rufus: Right. Such language. / Rufus: And Ace? Still Out West somewhere? / Mortimer: Yes. He was...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 5, 2006 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: So... Sirs.. Mr. Coprolite is being punished as well? / Chunner: And his supervisor. Draffsack. / Crud: And /his/ supervisor. Egrote! / Cully: Where does it end? / Chunner: Agita. Guttle. Zanoola. / Cully: Um.. Who's Zanoola? / Chunner: Nevus's mate. / Crud: Rhid told...
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 6 , 2006 [[In the basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: What do you mean, we need to talk? / Rufus: Mortimer, don't you wonder /why/ I'm down in this Brush-forsaken hole with only an idiot robot for company? / Mortimer: Well, yeah, but, if I asked.. / [[An Outline of Mortimer about to fall...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 7 , 2006 [[In the basement of the former Eetown World o' Pots.]] / Mortimer: I was chased by a shark. And then that Spyder tried to eat me. And- / Rufus: But you /did/ finally fall into a hole. / [[Rufus turns to go, beckoning with his finger.]] / Mortimer: Well, yeah. / Rufus: All is right with the world then. / Rufus:...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 8 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: Where are.. we going? / Rufus: Someplace better for talking. / [[The shopbot sits and does nothing.]] / Mortimer: What about your robot? / Rufus: I can state with painful authority that "my" robot has absolutely nothing useful to contribute...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 9 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the World O' Pots, Rufus and Mortimer approach a short section of corridor which is red with glowing symbols, wrapped around the floor and walls. Mortimer carries his sack of fleebs.]] / Mortimer: Um.. maybe I'm the last person who has any right to gripe about charging into...
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 10 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots, Mortimer and his brother Rufus stand before a thick red line drawn up the walls of the corridor, inside of which are rune-like shapes which glow.]] / Mortimer: What is that thing? / Rufus: It's a cloakring. Or rather a section of one. Surrounds a large...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 11 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots, near a cloakring.]] / Mortimer: Why did World O' Pots shield their basements? / Rufus: Because the Pales didn't want their competitors over at SchlockMart snooping. / [[Outline: a map of the "Mansionland" province of Shibolith.]] / {{That is the correct...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 12, 2006 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: Mr Crud? You've talked to Crazy Rhid? / Crud: Oh, yes! His insights were most helpful when I was growing my bean! / <> {{Crud's eyes pop open wide.}} / [[Crud attacks himself.]] / Cully: Mr. Chunner? Do I ask too many questions? / Chunner: What do you think...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 13 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: The Pales /own/ World O' Pots? / Rufus: At any one time, various Forts from Shibolith indirectly control about 60% of the company's stock. / {{"Shibolith" is the intended spelling.}} / [[An outline of Sylvester, possibly, getting information...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, November 14, 2006 [[Rufus is lecturing to Mortimer. A postcard reading "Greetings from Agraba"]] / Rufus: The aggression between Pales appears to be.. built in. All along the edge of the Great Dry, there are whole Pale empires, stetching hundreds of kilometers. / Mortimer: Yes. I saw Mom and Lil's postcards from Agraba. / [[Pales...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 15 , 2006 [[An outline of the ruins of a large Schlockmart, alongside a smaller but still operating World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: So.. the Pales who own WoP stock spend all their time fighting with each other? / Rufus: Yes. Some cynical souls say that's why the company does so well. Schlockmart was wiped out in...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 16 , 2006 [[Outline of the young E-siblings climbing on a battletank. Nearby is a mounted Dornbeast skeleton.]] / Mortimer: Weapons? / Rufus: C'mon, Mortimer. We used to play on Griff's battle-engine in the Hall of Achievement. / [[Outline of a Human soldier carrying a large backpack-based energy weapon.]] / Rufus:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 17 , 2006 [[An outline of a Human soldier accidentally shooting off a crossbow bolt, to the anger of one of his fellows.]] / Rufus: Anyhoo. After the Crash, our national army suddenly found itself back using spears and crossbows. / [[Outline of a Pale's hand offering a spear, while a Human hand offers a bag of...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 18 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: What's the matter? Am I overloading you with information? / Mortimer: Well.. a little.. but that's not.. / Mortimer: I mean.. is this what you wanted to talk about? / Mortimer: Do you think the Pales sold the army weapons that'll break, or...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 19, 2006 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / [[Panel one has no dialogue.]] / [[Cully looks around.]] / <> / Cully: If I don't keep asking questions, nothing's going to happen, is it? / Chunner: Impatience. Raw flaming arrogence. /Youth./ / Crud: Good news, everyone! It's /chute/ time! / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061119.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 20 , 2006 [[An outline of Sylvester at the University, writing at a desk by candlelight.]] / Mortimer: When did Sylvester tell you all of this? / Rufus: Various times. He wrote me from the University. You /saw/ the long letters I got from him. / [[Outline of Rufus back home at the Mansion, reading the/a letter.]] / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 21 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: But if Sylvester already knows everything, why do you want to talk to /me/? / Rufus: I'm sorry? / Mortimer: Well.. I figure the only reason you wanted to talk to me was so that I can pass stuff along to Sylvester. / Rufus: Wow. / Rufus:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 22 , 2006 [[Outlines. Two Human military officers, male and female, argue with each other. The female holds a Pale weapon.]] / Sylvester: Anyway. To answer your questions.. Yes. There were /bitter/ disputes in the upper levels of the army about whether or not to use Pale weapons... / [[Outline. A goggled and...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday, November 23, 2006 {{Happy Thanksgiving, 2006}} / [[A nervous Niddle, holding a drumstick of some variety, is eyed by an angry Jibjib.]]
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 24 , 2006 [[In the basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots, Rufus give a lecture to Mortimer. An outline of a Pale fort in a desert somewhere.]] / Rufus: As for the Pales causing the Crash.. / Rufus: It's certainly possible, we still know almost nothing about that horrible day.. / [[The same fort on the day...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 25 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O'Pots.]] / Rufus: As for why I want to talk to you.. / [[Stylized outline of Sylvester in the Mansion, reading a newspaper.]] / Rufus: Sylvester is very bright, and, for a man who hides in a crumbling pile of stone out at the ass-end of nowhere, is surprisingly...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, November 26, 2006 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: Um.. "chute time"? / <> / [[The bottom of the chute appears, pointing directly at Cully.]] / <> / Cully: Oh, this can't be good. / Chute: <> {{the end flips open}} / Crud: Now, you're not going to get anywhere with that kind of attitude! / Chunner:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 27 , 2006 [[In what used to be the basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Rufus has led Mortimer to a band of glowing red symbols which ring the corridor. Mortimer studies them.]] / [[Rufus turns back.]] / Rufus: What's wrong? / Mortimer, pointing: I don't like this thing. I don't like it at all.
 

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