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| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 28 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Rufus: What do you mean, you don't like the cloakring?
/ Mortimer: I dunno. I just don't. And why are you worried about magic snooping anyway? Magic doesn't work anymore. / [[The Woman of Mystery and the Operator zapping a bit of magic at each... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061128.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 29 , 2006 | [[An outline of the Woman of Mystery's hand hovering over her "scrystone."]]
/ Mortimer: You think you're being watched by The Operator, or..
/ Rufus: Our beloved great-aunt? She does possess a functioning scrystone, so it's certainly /possible/...
/ Rufus: ..but no, they are not the ones I'm worried about. / [[An... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061129.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 30 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. At the cloakring.]]
/ Mortimer: But then who /do/ you think is watching y-
/ Rufus, walkng away: Not until we're well inside the 'ring. / [[Mortimer stares after him.]] / [[The cloakring.]] / [[Mortimer sticks his hand into its field of influence.]] / [[He... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061130.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , December 1 , 2006 | [[In the basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Rufus: Anyway. If you're wondering why I'm wearing these gloves..
/ Mortimer: Well, actually, I- / [[Rufus looks down a corridor crowded with a variety of objects. Among them, two large candle-shape tapers, connected at the tip. A spool of wire... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061201.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 2 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Mortimer: I learned my lesson about touching; I had to crawl through that stupid storeroom to get in here.
/ Rufus: Really. / [[A collection of fist-sized globes sitting on a nearby box.]]
/ Rufus: Wow! Look, Mortimer! Highly collectable Zoinkglobes!... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061202.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , December 3 , 2006 | [[A depiction of the daguerreotype which Rosemary carries with her: a picture taken at her second birthday has her being held by her Aunt Eva. Rosemary has her foot in her mouth. Eva poses with a pitchfork in her other hand. They both wear party hats. In the background is a fence and an apple tree.]]
/ {{A... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061203.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , December 4 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus walk along a corridor lined with various strange objects: a multiarmed machine, a box that radiates blackness, labelled UMBRAHOUSE BRAND/ ONE (1) BOX OF BLACKNESS/ GRUETOWN WIRTVALE YL, and last a large arch with a downward-pointing... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061204.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 5 , 2006 | [[In the basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus are walking along a corridor. Lined up against the wall are various items. One is a large complicated-looking machine, labeled HULADYNE which has a squash-like "puddling" clamped into it.]]
/ Mortimer: Why is that Wubblepudding there?
/ Rufus:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061205.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 6 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World o' Pots, Mortimer and Rufus walk past a large pile of emergency rations, packaged by the "Eternia" company. The flavors include soylent gray, cram, waybread, fliuff, doombee, leftovers. mustgoes, dinojibjib, sasquatch, gargleblaster, lima beans, victory fluff,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061206.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 7 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus walk past a large crate which leaks ominous fumes and is labelled "1001 really bad ideas".]]
/ Mortimer: Don't most folks already have a lifetime supply of those?
/ Rufus: Well, come December, Sylvester will be looking for a Brushtival... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061207.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 8, 2006 | [[In the basement of the destroyed World O' Pots]]
/ Rufus: Now -this- I can explain, because I had Shopbot install it here by my door. Just in case. / [[A large shot of a set "demon trap", which strongly resembles a large glass wine bottle.]]
/ Rufus, from off-panel: It's a MerrinCorp "Imp-Class" Demontrap.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061208.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, December 8, 2006 | [[In the basement of the destroyed World O' Pots]]
/ Rufus: Now -this- I can explain, because I had Shopbot install it here by my door. Just in case. / [[A large shot of a set "demon trap", which strongly resembles a large glass wine bottle.]]
/ Rufus, from off-panel: It's a MerrinCorp "Imp-Class" Demontrap.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061208.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 9 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Rufus: What's wrong now?
/ Mortimer: Well.. to start with, how does that thing fit in here? It's too tall! / [[A close-up of the "cork" on the Demon Trap.]]
/ Rufus: Oh, yes. I had to install a ceiling extender.
/ Mortimer: Ceiling.. OK, Rufus,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061209.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 10, 2006 | [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
/ Cully: Something's coming.
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061210.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , December 11 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Mortimer: Oh, right! Poke-kits! Frowgler gave one to Roshambo once, to transport the Eye of Argon through the Yellow Fingers!
/ Rufus: Who to what where? / [[An outline of the in-universe comic-strip character Roshambo the Warrior Beetle, posing... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061211.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 12 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Rufus: Anyway. You said "to start with". What else is wrong?
/ Mortimer: OK. That "demon-trap" is the silliest thing I've ever seen! And.. And this is /me/ saying that! / [[Close-up of the glowing bait in the demon-trap.]]
/ Rufus: Yes. Well. It... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061212.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 13 , 2006 | [[In the former basemet of the Eetown World O' Pots.]]
/ Mortimer: All right. Maybe the trap works, despite how it looks. But...
/ Rufus: Yes? / Mortimer: You really think this... person watching you is some *other* demon? Not the Operator..
/ Rufus: That's the problem. I just don't know. / [[Rufus touches... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061213.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 14 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus stand before a closed door which has the word SUPERVISOR above it. To one side is a demon-trap. To the other, a large device sporting a mechanical fist at the end of a long lever. It is labelled BIGBY 423-A. Wires run from this... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061214.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , December 15 , 2006 | [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots, at the front door to Rufus's quarters.]]
/ Mortimer, pointing: Um.. Rufus, I may not know about demontraps, but I do know those Bigby /fist/-traps, and-
/ Rufus, walking out of sight: No, really, it's fine. / Mortimer: It's /not!/ The ones in the Mansion... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061215.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 16 , 2006 | [[The front door to Rufus's hideout, seen from inside. Rufus and Mortimer are on the other side, and their voices can be heard. An egg-like object sits on stand. A sketch of a robot can just be seen tacked to the wall.]]
/ Rufus: Give me a hand here, would you...
/ Mortimer: Um.. OK.. / Mortimer, probably:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061216.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , December 17 , 2006 | [[The door of Rufus's hideout, as seen from inside.]]
/ Rufus, beyond door: OK, fine. /Enough/ of this.
/ << THUMP BANG BEEP>> / [[The door slides open. Rufus is standing, Mortimer peering around the edge.]]
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061217.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , December 18 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]]
/ Rufus: Before we start, there's a water closet over there, if you want to use it.
/ Mortimer: Water.. Do you mean a bathroom? / [[An open door, leading into darkness. A Human hand is just visible inside, but neither of them notice it.]] / [[The hand is gone. A flutterby... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061218.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 19 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]]
/ Mortimer: I don't need a bathroom, Rufus. Please just give me the message for Sylvester.
/ Rufus: There's a shower. Of sorts. Uses rainwater. / [[Pinned to the wall behind Rufus is a sketch of Hector the robot's head.]]
/ Mortimer: A shower?
/ Rufus: Mortimer, you smell like..... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061219.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 20 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's quarters in the basement of the former World O Pots.]]
/ Rufus: You're right. Let's get on with this. ..As I said before, unlike some people, I pay attention.
/ Mortimer: Huh? / [[An outline of a hooded figure pushing a wheeled cart under a starry sky; sitting on the cart are two boxes... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061220.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 21 , 2006 | [[An outline of a stylized Basement, with various species represented: Helipath, Gnoll, Motihaul, Ghast.]]
/ Mortimer: You think someone in the /basement/ is-
/ Rufus: No, Mortimer. The basement is cut off from all this.
/ Rufus: In fact, it's noticible [sic] how completely cut off it is.. / [[Outline... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061221.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , December 22 , 2006 | [[Rufus's quarters in the former World O' Pots basement.]]
/ Rufus: So. After many months of snooping, this is what I have learned, and what you need to tell Sylvester: living somewhere high up in the Mansion, *not* the Basement, is a man named "Mr. Hand." / [[Behind Rufus, Eunice stealthily emerges... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061222.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 23 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]]
/ Mortimer: What does "Mr. Hand" look like, that you can't tell if he's human?
/ Rufus: I haven't actually seen him. Yet. / [[Outline of Rufus leaning out of a hatch, examining clothes piled in a bin.]]
/ Mortimer: But then how-
/ Rufus: I've managed to hear his voice. See some... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061223.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , December 24 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]]
/ Mortimer: But what is Mr. Hand /doing?/
/ Rufus: I th-
/ Eunice: All right. That's enough. / [[Mortimer gets blasted with electricity from off panel.]]
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061224.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , December 25 , 2006 | [[Secret Santa art from Andrey Pissantchev of the web-comic Annihilicious, depicting a very dedicated Santa climbing down a chimney inside the Mansion.]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061225.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 26 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]]
/ Eunice: His hearing all that was counterproductive.
/ Rufus: /You killed my brother!/
/ Eunice: He'll be fine in a couple of hours. / [[Mortimer lying on the ground.]]
/ Eunice: . . .
/ Eunice: ...apart from a headache. And still being Mortimer. / Rufus: All these years. You've... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061226.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 27 , 2006 | [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]]
/ Rufus: I don't work for anyone. And Mr. Hand is-
/ Eunice: /Forget Hand!/ He is a senile old fool, and his day is nearly done. / Rufus: Get out.
/ Eunice: I want nothing more than to get out of this putrid hole. But you /are/ coming with me. / Rufus: /Get out./
/ Eunice:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20061227.html |
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