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The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 28 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: What do you mean, you don't like the cloakring? / Mortimer: I dunno. I just don't. And why are you worried about magic snooping anyway? Magic doesn't work anymore. / [[The Woman of Mystery and the Operator zapping a bit of magic at each...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 29 , 2006 [[An outline of the Woman of Mystery's hand hovering over her "scrystone."]] / Mortimer: You think you're being watched by The Operator, or.. / Rufus: Our beloved great-aunt? She does possess a functioning scrystone, so it's certainly /possible/... / Rufus: ..but no, they are not the ones I'm worried about. / [[An...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 30 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. At the cloakring.]] / Mortimer: But then who /do/ you think is watching y- / Rufus, walkng away: Not until we're well inside the 'ring. / [[Mortimer stares after him.]] / [[The cloakring.]] / [[Mortimer sticks his hand into its field of influence.]] / [[He...
The Mansion of E - Friday , December 1 , 2006 [[In the basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: Anyway. If you're wondering why I'm wearing these gloves.. / Mortimer: Well, actually, I- / [[Rufus looks down a corridor crowded with a variety of objects. Among them, two large candle-shape tapers, connected at the tip. A spool of wire...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 2 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: I learned my lesson about touching; I had to crawl through that stupid storeroom to get in here. / Rufus: Really. / [[A collection of fist-sized globes sitting on a nearby box.]] / Rufus: Wow! Look, Mortimer! Highly collectable Zoinkglobes!...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , December 3 , 2006 [[A depiction of the daguerreotype which Rosemary carries with her: a picture taken at her second birthday has her being held by her Aunt Eva. Rosemary has her foot in her mouth. Eva poses with a pitchfork in her other hand. They both wear party hats. In the background is a fence and an apple tree.]] / {{A...
The Mansion of E - Monday , December 4 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus walk along a corridor lined with various strange objects: a multiarmed machine, a box that radiates blackness, labelled UMBRAHOUSE BRAND/ ONE (1) BOX OF BLACKNESS/ GRUETOWN WIRTVALE YL, and last a large arch with a downward-pointing...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 5 , 2006 [[In the basement of the former Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus are walking along a corridor. Lined up against the wall are various items. One is a large complicated-looking machine, labeled HULADYNE which has a squash-like "puddling" clamped into it.]] / Mortimer: Why is that Wubblepudding there? / Rufus:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 6 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World o' Pots, Mortimer and Rufus walk past a large pile of emergency rations, packaged by the "Eternia" company. The flavors include soylent gray, cram, waybread, fliuff, doombee, leftovers. mustgoes, dinojibjib, sasquatch, gargleblaster, lima beans, victory fluff,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 7 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus walk past a large crate which leaks ominous fumes and is labelled "1001 really bad ideas".]] / Mortimer: Don't most folks already have a lifetime supply of those? / Rufus: Well, come December, Sylvester will be looking for a Brushtival...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 8, 2006 [[In the basement of the destroyed World O' Pots]] / Rufus: Now -this- I can explain, because I had Shopbot install it here by my door. Just in case. / [[A large shot of a set "demon trap", which strongly resembles a large glass wine bottle.]] / Rufus, from off-panel: It's a MerrinCorp "Imp-Class" Demontrap....
The Mansion of E - Friday, December 8, 2006 [[In the basement of the destroyed World O' Pots]] / Rufus: Now -this- I can explain, because I had Shopbot install it here by my door. Just in case. / [[A large shot of a set "demon trap", which strongly resembles a large glass wine bottle.]] / Rufus, from off-panel: It's a MerrinCorp "Imp-Class" Demontrap....
The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 9 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: What's wrong now? / Mortimer: Well.. to start with, how does that thing fit in here? It's too tall! / [[A close-up of the "cork" on the Demon Trap.]] / Rufus: Oh, yes. I had to install a ceiling extender. / Mortimer: Ceiling.. OK, Rufus,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, December 10, 2006 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: Something's coming. / <> <> {{from the chute}} / [[Something small falls out of the chute and bonks Cully's snout.]] / <> <> / Cully: um.. ow, but still, Sirs, that wasn't really so- / Chunner: One Snoutbonker. One crescent Snoutbonker. / Crud:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , December 11 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: Oh, right! Poke-kits! Frowgler gave one to Roshambo once, to transport the Eye of Argon through the Yellow Fingers! / Rufus: Who to what where? / [[An outline of the in-universe comic-strip character Roshambo the Warrior Beetle, posing...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 12 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Rufus: Anyway. You said "to start with". What else is wrong? / Mortimer: OK. That "demon-trap" is the silliest thing I've ever seen! And.. And this is /me/ saying that! / [[Close-up of the glowing bait in the demon-trap.]] / Rufus: Yes. Well. It...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 13 , 2006 [[In the former basemet of the Eetown World O' Pots.]] / Mortimer: All right. Maybe the trap works, despite how it looks. But... / Rufus: Yes? / Mortimer: You really think this... person watching you is some *other* demon? Not the Operator.. / Rufus: That's the problem. I just don't know. / [[Rufus touches...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 14 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots. Mortimer and Rufus stand before a closed door which has the word SUPERVISOR above it. To one side is a demon-trap. To the other, a large device sporting a mechanical fist at the end of a long lever. It is labelled BIGBY 423-A. Wires run from this...
The Mansion of E - Friday , December 15 , 2006 [[In the former basement of the Eetown World O' Pots, at the front door to Rufus's quarters.]] / Mortimer, pointing: Um.. Rufus, I may not know about demontraps, but I do know those Bigby /fist/-traps, and- / Rufus, walking out of sight: No, really, it's fine. / Mortimer: It's /not!/ The ones in the Mansion...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 16 , 2006 [[The front door to Rufus's hideout, seen from inside. Rufus and Mortimer are on the other side, and their voices can be heard. An egg-like object sits on stand. A sketch of a robot can just be seen tacked to the wall.]] / Rufus: Give me a hand here, would you... / Mortimer: Um.. OK.. / Mortimer, probably:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , December 17 , 2006 [[The door of Rufus's hideout, as seen from inside.]] / Rufus, beyond door: OK, fine. /Enough/ of this. / << THUMP BANG BEEP>> / [[The door slides open. Rufus is standing, Mortimer peering around the edge.]] / <> / [[A view of the rest of the room. A table with some lit candles and the remians...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , December 18 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]] / Rufus: Before we start, there's a water closet over there, if you want to use it. / Mortimer: Water.. Do you mean a bathroom? / [[An open door, leading into darkness. A Human hand is just visible inside, but neither of them notice it.]] / [[The hand is gone. A flutterby...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 19 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]] / Mortimer: I don't need a bathroom, Rufus. Please just give me the message for Sylvester. / Rufus: There's a shower. Of sorts. Uses rainwater. / [[Pinned to the wall behind Rufus is a sketch of Hector the robot's head.]] / Mortimer: A shower? / Rufus: Mortimer, you smell like.....
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 20 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's quarters in the basement of the former World O Pots.]] / Rufus: You're right. Let's get on with this. ..As I said before, unlike some people, I pay attention. / Mortimer: Huh? / [[An outline of a hooded figure pushing a wheeled cart under a starry sky; sitting on the cart are two boxes...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , December 21 , 2006 [[An outline of a stylized Basement, with various species represented: Helipath, Gnoll, Motihaul, Ghast.]] / Mortimer: You think someone in the /basement/ is- / Rufus: No, Mortimer. The basement is cut off from all this. / Rufus: In fact, it's noticible [sic] how completely cut off it is.. / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Friday , December 22 , 2006 [[Rufus's quarters in the former World O' Pots basement.]] / Rufus: So. After many months of snooping, this is what I have learned, and what you need to tell Sylvester: living somewhere high up in the Mansion, *not* the Basement, is a man named "Mr. Hand." / [[Behind Rufus, Eunice stealthily emerges...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , December 23 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]] / Mortimer: What does "Mr. Hand" look like, that you can't tell if he's human? / Rufus: I haven't actually seen him. Yet. / [[Outline of Rufus leaning out of a hatch, examining clothes piled in a bin.]] / Mortimer: But then how- / Rufus: I've managed to hear his voice. See some...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , December 24 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]] / Mortimer: But what is Mr. Hand /doing?/ / Rufus: I th- / Eunice: All right. That's enough. / [[Mortimer gets blasted with electricity from off panel.]] / <> / [[He falls to the floor.]] / Eunice: Now then, Rufus. / [[She walks into view.]] / Rufus: /EUNICE!?/ / Eunice:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , December 25 , 2006 [[Secret Santa art from Andrey Pissantchev of the web-comic Annihilicious, depicting a very dedicated Santa climbing down a chimney inside the Mansion.]]
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , December 26 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]] / Eunice: His hearing all that was counterproductive. / Rufus: /You killed my brother!/ / Eunice: He'll be fine in a couple of hours. / [[Mortimer lying on the ground.]] / Eunice: . . . / Eunice: ...apart from a headache. And still being Mortimer. / Rufus: All these years. You've...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , December 27 , 2006 [[Inside Rufus's hideout.]] / Rufus: I don't work for anyone. And Mr. Hand is- / Eunice: /Forget Hand!/ He is a senile old fool, and his day is nearly done. / Rufus: Get out. / Eunice: I want nothing more than to get out of this putrid hole. But you /are/ coming with me. / Rufus: /Get out./ / Eunice:...
 

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