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The Mansion of E - Monday , February 26 , 2007 [[Sylvester, Rosemary and CamoraHax are at the entrance to Sidestep Hall. Written on the wall in Manglish, large and fairly fancy, is WELCOME TO SIDESTEP DEALS GALORE]] / Rosemary: You're /sure/ we can get into see Izchak? / Camora: I /said/ we could, didn't I? / [[Rosemary points, and Camora suddenly...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 27 , 2007 [[At the entrance to the Male half of Sidestep Hall. Rosemary and Sylvester listen to the conversation. Giunsel the Motihaul is also present.]] / Camora: Oh, it's you, Smatchet. What are you doing? / Smatchet the Motihaul: My job, Camora. Guarding the Hall. / Camora: Since when did you have a job? / Smatchet:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 28 , 2007 [[Outside Sidestep Hall]] / Camora: So you're not letting us in. / Smatchet: That depends. You here on *business*... or are you just giving a tour to a couple of.. / Smatchet: Nomes? / Sylvester: Yes. We're Nomes. From the forest. / Smatchet: ..forest Nomes. / Camora: We.. They.. want to see Izchak. / Gunsel:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 1 , 2007 [[At the entrance to Sidestep Hall. Smatchet and Gunsel have spears.]] / Sylvester: We'd never heard of Izchak before Camora mentioned him. What makes him a celebrity? / Camora: His selling of quality items at fair prices. / Camora: Isn't that right, Smatchet? Gunsel? / [[The two Motihauls exchange a glance.]] / Smatchet:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 2 , 2007 [[At the entrance to Sidestep Hall. There is vague writing on the walls.]] / Smatchet: I dunno.. business is business, but letting strange Nomes run around in here.. / Sylvester: Look, we have Fleebs burning holes in our pockets, and we don't want trouble, *but*... / [[Gunsel realizes that his spear is...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 3 , 2007 [[Rosemary has Gunsel's spear, and is being threatening with it.]] / Rosemary: So, guys, whatsit gonna be? A nice afternoon snack of spears, or we get to see Izchak? / [[She jabs playfully with the spear as Gunsel and Smatchet consider this.]] / Smatchet: Uhh.. he's the fourth door on the left. / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 4, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / [[The liquid, filling half the shaft, is revealing the gnolls' skeletons.]] / Cully: ! / [[The chute retracts.]] / Cully: CRUDBEAN! AND MUGWUMPS! / chute: <> / Crud's eyes (popping wide open): <> / {{The word SNEECH can be seen overlaid in large gothic...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 5 , 2007 [[At the entrance to Sidestep Hall.]] / Smatchet: You.. gave his spear back. / Rosemary: Yes. And I'm giving both of you a piece of advice as well. / Rosemary: Either find yourself new jobs *now*, or get some training. Maybe Snoot will be willing to give you some pointers. If you're still here, see on...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 6 , 2007 [[At the entrance to Sidestep Hall, Smatchet and Gunsel watch Sylvester, Rosemary and CamoraHax leave.]] / Smatchet: ..I know this is Camora we're talking about.. / Smatchet: ..but do you think they *made* her wear that hat? / Gunsel: Funny. I was just thinking.. remember old Mumchance, when we were...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 7 , 2007 [[Heading towards Izchak's inside Sidestep Hall]] / Sylvester: You know, you could have just kept the spear and saved us this whole detour. / Rosemary: Even if that piece of phizz hadn't been a perfect match for the doof carrying it.. I've done enough stealing lately. / Rosemary: But *someone* down here...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 8 , 2007 [[Entering the shops of Sidestep Hall]] / Sylvester: Something else is wrong, isn't it. / Rosemary: I've spent time around merchants. Too much time. / Sylvester: And? / [[The POV begins to pan upward.]] / Rosemary: They *really* don't like giving away their stock for free. And look at this place. No doors,...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 9 , 2007 [[Rosemary's head as she walks down a corridor inside Sidestep Hall. A doorway in the wall is labelled YAD. Behind and high above her, arrows are pointed at her through slits in the wall.]] / [[The other end of one of the arrows; a Motihaul sitting behind a mounted complex-looking bow. He wears leather...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 10 , 2007 [[Inside Sidestep Hall, CamoraHax, Sylvester and Rosemary approach the door of Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy. A dark-pelted Troglodyte walks in the other direction, evidently having just patronized the shop. The next shop over is KILTAMOG's ROUNDS]] / Narration: Meanwhile / [[Hopobefevfer arrives at the Elevator,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 11, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / [[The shaft walls and the gnolls themselves are all green-tinted. They are no longer submerged in the green liquid.]] / Chunner: Huh. / Chunner: Not bad, Kid. Guess we can let you stick around for a while. / Cully: Thank you, sir. / Chunner: You too, Crud. / Crud (small...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 12 , 2007 [[At the Elevator. A closeup of Hopobefevfer's face.]] / [[A view of the Elevator. The Operator appears to have turned to flame, which billows out of the Elevator door. His tail, looking the same as always, pokes into view from near the floor.]]
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 13 , 2007 [[In Crazy Rhid's]] / Narration: Meanwhile.. / Sina: Skuy! Get over here! / [[She waits.]] / [[She waits some more.]] / [[Skuy finally inches into view.]] / Sina: Hopobefever cleared the path. We're going in. / Skuy: oh, good.
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 14 , 2007 [[The Operator, flaming inside the Elevator. He is either asleep or keeping his eyes clamped shut.]] / [[Hopobefevfer looks at him, perhaps nervously.]] / [[She turns abruptly.]] / Hopo: Hpthbvtw? / {{This is the name of the Ghast lying dead on the floor nearby.}} / [[The Operator again. No change.]] / [[His...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 15 , 2007 [[Inside Crazy Rhid's former place, Sina has been temporarily blinded.]] / Sina: Skuy, what's wrong now? / Skuy: . . . / [[Near a large floor-mounted bowl which was spewing Trog repellent, an explosion has blasted open a hidden door, which now stands ajar. A room with a GBOL lighting it can be seen beyond.]]...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 16 , 2007 [[The Woman of Mystery is magically unlocking the Mansion's basement door. Her "pet" balloon is following her.]] / [[In the Elevator, amidst his flames, the Operator looks at a vision of her opening the door.]] / Operator: . . . / [[He gets a wonderful, terrible, idea..]] / Operator: !! / [[Outside...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 17 , 2007 [[The Woman of Mystery/Scary Lady approaches the open archway which leads to the Mansion's resident Sneeh den. She is followed by her "pet" balloon.]] / [[Passing in front of the archway, she comes to a <>]] / [[She turns and stares into the archway.]] / [[She displays a possibly-surprised...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 18, 2007 [[A Holiday in SubShaft 44f...]] / Chunner: Brace yourself, kid. The Sneech squeezings are likely to still produce some.. side effects. / Cully: Side effects? What k- / <> / [[The gnolls are now green, with red hair. and are wearing leprechaun hats. Large shamrocks decorate...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 19 , 2007 [[At the elevator. A close-up of the Operator's face, as he stares out hypnotically.]] / [[Hopobefever the Ghast is being hypnotized.]] / [[As are the rest of the bucketchain, except for Sina, who has been temporarily blinded.]] / Sina: What's Hopobefever doing? / Skuy: Um..
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 20 , 2007 [[At the Elevator. The Operator's fire-hand reaches out for an entranced Hopobefever.]] / <> / [[Hobobefever is engulfed in flame, but not burning.]] / [[Everyone watching, except the blinded Sina, is staring with spinning eyes.]] / Sina: /What was that?/ Skuy, what's happening? / <>
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 21 , 2007 [[The Operator's fire/enchantment has reached out to engulf Skuy and Spot the Gobule. Sina, unaffected due to being temporarily blind, stands to one side.]] / Sina: what? / <> / [[The enchantment reaches further back along the would-be bucket chain: Maggle the Trog and an unnamed male Jibjib.]] / <> / [[And...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 22 , 2007 Narration: Above.. / [[The Woman of Mystery as she approaches the "Mansion-level" Elevator entrance.]] / [[The waiting elevator doors.]] / Narration: Below.. / [[The Operator's fire/enchantment continues to jump back along the bucket-chain. A female Motihaul {{named Asota}}.]] / [[A male Ghast. {{Sopovefe}}]] / [[Niff...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 23 , 2007 [[The archway leading from the Long Path toward Well #3 and the Elevator. The Operator's enchantment-arm comes snaking out of the arch.]] / [[Rubrak the Helipath and Snipe the Jibjib observe the "12 TONZ" weight they have, for whatever reason, hoisted into position at the end of a rope.]] / Rubrak: OK....
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 24 , 2007 [[The Woman of Mystery's head, as she stands outside the Mansion-level Elevator entrance.]] / [[The Elevator's buttons.]] / [[The WoM's hand reaching out.]] / [[A closeup of the Operator's straining face.]] / [[A pointed tool zooms magically through the air.]] / [[A "tool's-eye-view" of the bottle...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 25, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / <> / [[The shaft and the gnolls are no longer in St. Patrick's Day drag (except that Crud still has his hat), but there's still Sneech squeezings splattered everywhere.]] / Cully: What was that? / Crud: Someplace else. Rhid said that Sneeches have so many eyes, they...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 26 , 2007 [[The "Rhid-level" opening of the Elevator. The Operator, still mostly flame, has Hopobefevfer in his clutches. An enchantment trails back from her toward the off-screen bucket chain.]] / [[The elevator doors slam shut. The Operator and Hopo are gone.]] / <>
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 27 , 2007 Narration: At the start. / [[Sina is backed up against the wall, staring. Skuy blinks away the Operator's spell. Spot the Gobule's legs can be seen pointing roof-ward.]] / [[Skuy seems back to normal. Behind her, Spot and Voog the Wyrm still looked stunned.]] / Skuy: Sina! How'd you do it? The fire's...
 

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