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The Mansion of E - Monday , May 28 , 2007 [[At the Elevator. The Operator is looking Human and royal. Myrrh has her back to him.]] / Operator: I could fix it, you know. Make it so both you and Frederick have your.. full facilities. / [[Outline of Frederick performing magic.]] / Operator: Frederick could be a magician again. He'd have to stay...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 29 , 2007 [[At the "Mansion-level" Elevator doors. The Operator looks Human, and wears the uniform possibly of a king.]] / Operator: So what do you say, my child? You just stop interfering,, and once I get out of here, I help you and Frederick.. / [[The Woman of Mystery looks unhappy.]] / Operator: No more straggling...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 30 , 2007 [[At the Elevator. The Operator looks far more Human than usual.]] / Woman of Mystery: People are born. People /die./ / Operator: Ah,. I /do/ have something you want. A set of functioning ears! / [[An outline of the Woman of Mystery onboard a sailing ship, wearing a hat. The background colors indicate...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 31 , 2007 [[The Woman of Mystery leaves the Elevator, as the Operator watches. He appears as a Human king.]] / Operator: So.. has our /joyous/ time together drawn to a close? / [[She walks away, does not answer.]] / Operator: Ah well. remember, my door is always open. / [[She is out of sight.]] / WoM: Go jump...
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 1 , 2007 [[The Human-looking Operator stands in the Elevator as the doors close. All dialogue is nonverbal.]] / Operator: Distractions and diversions... / [[Doors close more.]] / Operator: I clearly missed something important while I was otherwise occupied.. hat poor girl was being downright /reckless/.. / [[Only...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 2 , 2007 [[The Human-appearing Operator stands on the square which is the floor of the Elevator, his arms raised. The walls surround him. The Elevator sign is behind his head, the fine print unreadable.]] / [[He pushes outward. The scene turns to full color. The floor remains the same shape, but the walls flatten...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, June 3, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: But why did Bokonon- / Chunner: No, kid, it's my turn. Crud, /how come Crazy Rhid knows so much about Sneeches?/ / Crud: Oh. Well. I gather that he goes and talks to them. / Chunner: Talks. To Sneeches. / Crud: Yes. He said that in the end, they're people like anyone...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 4 , 2007 llInside the Elevator. The Operator looks almost Human. The wall bends and flexes. The sign reads DO NOT TOUCH THE TIME PYLON.]] / Operator, thinking: Ah yes. Just.. / [[There is a colored beam, slicing by an angle. The Operator reaches for it.]] / Operator, thinking: And no sign of our friendly neighborhood...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 5 , 2007 [[A closeup of the Operator's face, as he grips one of Protus's "Time Pylons", and is blasted with its power. He thinks.]] / Operator: Back.. through her.. diversions.. / [[Even closer in, in the pupil of his eye. A balloon is made to resemble a jack o lantern.]] / Operator: Bah. / [[The blast of magic/light/color...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 6 , 2007 [[The floor of the Elevator floats in front of a vast section of bulging and warping "wall". A beam of power comes down a system of branching lines, and reaches where the Operator is gripping on. He is blasted by it. The elevator sign reads YIPE.]]
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 7 , 2007 [[The Operator, appearing almost human, stands in the square which is the floor of the Elevator. Around him the walls waver and flux. The Elevator sign reads Is There a Healer in the House? The Operator's hand is blackened.]] / The Operator, thinking: I don't believe this. / [[An outline of a question...
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 8 , 2007 [[Inside the Elevator. The Human-looking Operator holds up his hand, and shapes appear either floating there or on the sign behind him him: Rosemary's helmet, and Chauncy and Edgar's "ears".]] / Operator: And, even more importantly, if Miss Ripley confirms my faith in her / and passes the little test I've...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 9 , 2007 [[The Woman of Mystery stands in front of the open archway which leads toward the Basement's Sneech den. Her "pet" balloon floats nearby.]] / [[She looks towards the floor.]] / [[She extends her hand, and the Sneech-stick which Sylvester discarded magically rises up into view.]] / [[She now holds...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, June 10, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: So.. is Crazy Rhid in on the whole Sneech-squeezings thing? / Crud: I'm sorry? / Cully: What you and Mr. Chunner said before. / Cully: About the Crescent Hall nobs getting Sneech-squeezings and dumping them down here in the SubShafts. Is that when Rhid talked to...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 11 , 2007 Narration: In various places.. / [[No dialogue given in any of the following. Near Crazy Rhid's, Skuy talks to Ploot and Voog.]] / [[A Gnoll and a Troglodyte's fight is interrupted by the arrival of Chauncy the demon. A rock bounces off Chauncy's head without effect.]] / [[Snerd the Gnoll talks to a...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 12 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E. Comshaw, Niddle and Ig the Saur proceed along. Niddle carries the Hitchhiking Gem]] / Ig: So these metalmin get up and walk around? / Comshaw: No, Ig, they're just hunks of metal. / Niddle: That's not true. / Comshaw: Niddle, I /explained/ this to you before. / Niddle: Yes, Comshaw,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 13 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, Ig the Saur, Comshaw and Niddle silently watch as an explosion sends debris flying from behind a row of trees in the distance.]]
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 14 , 2007 [[In the forest of E. A skull sits on a stone block behind the speakers.]] / Comshaw: OK.. it's not just a different sound. This is fundimentally different. / Ig the Saur: What? / Comshaw: I realize now.. Before.. That was just a light show, like the Caverns of Serene Shimmering. This- / [[An enormous...
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 15 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, following an explosion in the distance.]] / Ig the Saur: Shouldn't we get out of range of falling stuff? / Comshaw: A little late for that. / [[A small bit of debris falls from the sky and <> Comshaw on the nose.]] / Comshaw: And the worst seems to be over. / IgSaur: snif? / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 16 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E. The Hitchhiking Gem which Niddle is carrying is shooting bits of magic.]] / Comshaw: Niddle, where are you going? / Niddle: Don't you want to go check out that explosion? / Comshaw: Check out..! Niddle, whatever caused that blast is /gone/. All we'd find is a zarking hole in the...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, June 17, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Crud: Of course, Father Groat always th... Is something the matter? / Chunner: You said the B-word and you didn't have one of your little moments. / Crud: B-word? Oh! /Bean/. / Crud: ... You're right! Bean bean bean. Maybe /that/ was what I strained when I- / Cully: What...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 18 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E. As Comshaw and Niddle stand, Ig the Saur flees.]] / Niddle: What's that /smell?/ / [[Comshaw pushes at Niddle.]] / Comshaw: Niddle, run! / Niddle: Why? / Comshaw: As soon as I find out, you'll be the first to know! Move!
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 19 , 2007 [[A scene in the Forest of E. Comshaw can just be seen fleeing off-panel.]] / [[A large flutterby comes zooming into view from the opposite direction.]] / [[It flies on. Three more come into view.]] / Off-panel voice: GROWF!!
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 20 , 2007 [[The Forest of E. Ig the Saur looks up at the pile of grassy stones which make up a section of Human-city rubble; small trees also sprout from the pile. Carved on one of the stones is the phrase OZZY MANN DIAS]] / IgSaur, thinking: Yeah, this'll do. / [[Ig starts to climb.]] / Ig: oof urg / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20070620.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 21 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, Comshaw and Niddle the Gnolls and Ig the Saur are being potentially menaced by a Skunk Shark. Ig is standing on top of a pile of rocks, only his legs are visible.]] / Ig: You need to climb up here! / Ig: . . . You Gnolls /can/ cli- / [[Comshaw and Niddle are up there with him....
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 22 , 2007 [[On an old Human structure in the Forest of E.]] / Ig the Saur: What's coming is one of the skunk sharks. / Comshaw: Skunk. OK. That's not as bad as a.. beaver shark, right? / [[Niddle is looking at the structure's central pillar.]] / IgSaur: Oh yeah. If it was a /beaver/ shark, we'd be in real trouble.. / Ig:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 23 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, on the crumbled remains of the Ozzy Mann Dias.]] / Comshaw: I'm detecting a note of uncertainty. / Ig the Saur: All a beaver shark does is chase. Once it.. picks some poor drooler.. it'll chew down a Gnomish /hometree/ to get him. / IgSaur: But the skunk sharks.. / IgSaur: If one...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, June 24, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / {{Cully needs this entire strip to recover from his latest beating.}} / Chunner: So anyway, Crud. /Why/ did you create that zarking bean? / Crud: Oh. Well. My sires managed one of old Cartul's fungi farms. I grew up seeing how much trouble it is to keep one going... / Crud:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 25 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, on the Ozzy Mann Dias, which is a pile of blocks topped with a central pillar sprouting points. A hole in the side reveals a broken-off pipe. Flutterbys flit around.]] / Comshaw: Speaking of piles.. What is this thing we're standing on? / Ig the Saur: I dunno. Some old human phizz. / Niddle:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 26 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias in the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: A fountain? Niddle, what- / Ig the Saur: There's the shark. / [[A white-striped fin goes by below their feet.]] / IgSaur: . . . Good. Looks like it's going to just graze for a while.. / [[Comshaw waves away the smell.]] / Comshaw: Phew. Peppy. Why...
 

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